Current Events > Is this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!

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Kitt
09/13/17 8:53:15 AM
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"I run this shit!"




Look, I shouldn't need to describe this legendary motherfucker. I'm sure you've seen his name in at least one of your favorite movies or TV show. He's objectively the king of all nerd shit. Under his belt is Alias, Lost, Felecity, a television adaptation of 11.22.63 and Westworld and other shows.
For movies, he directed Mission Impossible 3 and all the other ones he produced afterwards. He did the Star Trek reboots, dude and then Star Wars episode 7 (that's crazy!).
He produced both Cloverfield movies, my dudes. He's making some Stephen King thing next year for Hulu or Netflix or some shit. The man is always busy.

Look at this badass motherfucker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_IUxrPiFw


If you've seen this shit, that means he's on top of whatever shit it is that just you tuned yourself into and I know you've seen this a lot (or something similar):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZh7PsgkMY


J.J. could kick the shit out of anyone that tries to front on him and, frankly, I'd let him fuck me.

CE decided that:
Seth Green is C-List (41.67%)
Chris Pratt is A-List (75%)
Christopher Walken is A-List (43.75%)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is B-List (56.67%)
Paul Rudd is B-List (54.55%)
Megan Fox is C-List (38.1%)
Andy Milonakis is D-List (85.19%)
Rosa Salazar is D-List (93.1%)
Shannen Doherty is D-List (55%)
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Kitt
09/13/17 9:56:27 AM
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mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:57:57 AM
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who
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Puglia77
09/13/17 9:58:14 AM
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Heard his name before, don't know who he is or what he looks like. Don't think I've seen any movie by him. B list at most, maybe C list.
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Kitt
09/13/17 9:58:37 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
who

Get the fuck out.
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mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:04:27 AM
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Never saw that movie, is that like his best work?
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Kitt
09/13/17 10:08:22 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
Never saw that movie, is that like his best work?

No, it's his long running tv series.
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Were_Wyrm
09/13/17 10:11:48 AM
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C at best.
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Kitt
09/13/17 10:12:32 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
C at best.

How does it feel to be oh so wrong?
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/13/17 10:16:43 AM
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Kitt posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
C at best.

How does it feel to be oh so wrong?

You should be asking yourself that >_>
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Kitt
09/13/17 10:19:52 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Kitt posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
C at best.

How does it feel to be oh so wrong?

You should be asking yourself that >_>

Says somebody who calls themselves absolute zero.

Just accept it. Give him 5 years and J.J. will rule America and slowly from there; the world.
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Thekiller37
09/13/17 10:22:19 AM
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Gonna go with C. I used to place him at a firm B, but he's declined imo.
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mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:23:16 AM
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Wait is he the Game of Thrones showrunner? Oh man he's definitely an A-lister
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Kitt
09/13/17 10:28:39 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
Wait is he the Game of Thrones showrunner? Oh man he's definitely an A-lister

I'm pretty sure that guy grew up being inspired by J.J.'s work.
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DrizztLink
09/13/17 10:47:39 AM
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Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.
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Kitt
09/13/17 10:49:19 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.

Get out of here. Abrams would wreck Whedon.
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DrizztLink
09/13/17 10:52:07 AM
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Kitt posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.

Get out of here. Abrams would wreck Whedon.

...Like, in a fight?

Because Whedon's shows are objectively more enshrined in nerd culture than fucking Alias.

Firefly alone beats out everything he's done.

Movies are a closer game.
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Kitt
09/13/17 11:03:04 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Kitt posted...
He's objectively the king of all nerd shit.

Joss Whedon, son.

Get out of here. Abrams would wreck Whedon.

...Like, in a fight?

Yes...

Because Whedon's shows are objectively more enshrined in nerd culture than fucking Alias.

Firefly alone beats out everything he's done.

Movies are a closer game.

Abrams directed at least one Star Trek and Star Wars movie, while his production company watches over both those franchises. Checking. Fucking. Mate.

Two of the biggest nerd phenomenons in all of pop culture are right under his belt plus all the other shit he got going on. Nothing Whedon has done will ever come close. Buffy? No! Avengers? Negative. Fire Fly? lolno. Dr. Horrible sing along or whatever it's called? I don't think so.

Motherfucking based Abram probably have one hand in that Star Trek hand sign and his other hand is carrying a lightsaber.
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DrizztLink
09/13/17 11:05:26 AM
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I acknowledged movies are a lot closer.

Which is why I specified that JJ loses in the TV department.

As in, comparing TV shows.

Not movies.
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Kitt
09/13/17 11:08:10 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I acknowledged movies are a lot closer.

Which is why I specified that JJ loses in the TV department.

As in, comparing TV shows.

Not movies.

While you're busy focusing on a small piece of the galaxy, I'm focusing on the whole picture. The entire galaxy far, far away. J.J.'s galaxy.
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