Current Events > If Superman ram for president, would it be as Superman or Clark Kent?

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Duncanwii 09/13/17 8:55:15 AM #1:	Really makes you think doesn't it. --- I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:886516012] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Really makes you think doesn't it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megamanfreakXD 09/13/17 8:55:54 AM #2:	Ram --- http://i.imgur.com/jS8HuXy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/W23cMOU.png <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:886516037] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Ram</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 09/13/17 8:56:52 AM #3:	Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:886516060] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/13/17 8:57:24 AM #4:	eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship This. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:886516077] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/13/17 8:57:39 AM #5:	eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Ok what about Batman. --- I dream of one day owning a SNES Classic. I like Gardevoir, just not in that way. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:886516085] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Ok what about Batman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 09/13/17 9:00:12 AM #6:	eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:886516154] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyurem-BW 09/13/17 9:01:54 AM #7:	Duncanwii posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Ok what about Batman. looks at birth records and sees Gotham City looks up Gotham City in historic archives and finds nothing --- dont know why I even have one of these <cite>Kyurem-BW posted [p:886516203] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Ok what about Batman.</quote> looks at birth records and sees Gotham City looks up Gotham City in historic archives and finds nothing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 09/13/17 9:02:12 AM #8:	Clark Kent can prove he's a citizen of Kansas, because (at least in the last continuity I followed) the Kents did "prove" he was theirs, so they got him a birth certificate and all that shit Superman could not run for President since he is from Krypton, and that is public knowledge. So Clark Kent would probably run for President since he's legally the best option. And I feel like Clark would want to run as himself and not as Superman for the same reason he didn't try to win Lois over romantically as Superman - it makes it too easy, and he wants to win people over because of his personality and strength of his character, and not because of his superpowers. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:886516214] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Clark Kent can prove he's a citizen of Kansas, because (at least in the last continuity I followed) the Kents did "prove" he was theirs, so they got him a birth certificate and all that shit Superman could not run for President since he is from Krypton, and that is public knowledge. So Clark Kent would probably run for President since he's legally the best option. And I feel like Clark would want to run as himself and not as Superman for the same reason he didn't try to win Lois over romantically as Superman - it makes it too easy, and he wants to win people over because of his personality and strength of his character, and not because of his superpowers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 09/13/17 9:02:44 AM #9:	Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. Martha Kent should be in prison --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:886516232] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> Martha Kent should be in prison</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyurem-BW 09/13/17 9:03:24 AM #10:	Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien --- dont know why I even have one of these <cite>Kyurem-BW posted [p:886516249] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 09/13/17 9:05:17 AM #11:	"Why did President Kent disappear from the White House Correspondence dinner when that asteroid showed up?" "National emergency, duh." "And he left that fundraiser when Metallo attacked that Paramore concert." "Hes a busy guy." "And when Superman died for the third time, Kent was sick with pneumonia and nobody heard from him until..." "Cant a guy get sick? Sheesh" --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:886516312] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>"Why did President Kent disappear from the White House Correspondence dinner when that asteroid showed up?" "National emergency, duh." "And he left that fundraiser when Metallo attacked that Paramore concert." "Hes a busy guy." "And when Superman died for the third time, Kent was sick with pneumonia and nobody heard from him until..." "Cant a guy get sick? Sheesh"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyurem-BW 09/13/17 9:06:47 AM #12:	@AlisLandale posted... "Why did President Kent disappear from the White House Correspondence dinner when that asteroid showed up?" "National emergency, duh." "And he left that fundraiser when Metallo attacked that Paramore concert." "Hes a busy guy." "And when Superman died for the third time, Kent was sick with pneumonia and nobody heard from him until..." "Cant a guy get sick? Sheesh" lmao --- dont know why I even have one of these <cite>Kyurem-BW posted [p:886516355] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>@AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>"Why did President Kent disappear from the White House Correspondence dinner when that asteroid showed up?" "National emergency, duh." "And he left that fundraiser when Metallo attacked that Paramore concert." "Hes a busy guy." "And when Superman died for the third time, Kent was sick with pneumonia and nobody heard from him until..." "Cant a guy get sick? Sheesh"</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 09/13/17 9:07:15 AM #13:	eston posted... Martha Kent should be in prison Martha Kent is kind of a piece of shit tbh --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:886516375] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Martha Kent should be in prison </quote> Martha Kent is kind of a piece of shit tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 09/13/17 9:09:20 AM #14:	RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns! --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:886516442] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DelianSK 09/13/17 9:34:21 AM #15:	Clark Kent is a Dreamer and Trump would kick him out of this country. SAD! --- DawkinsNumber4 posted... I have no right to object to a public citizen in the US exercising their right to attend a court proceeding. <cite>DelianSK posted [p:886517383] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Clark Kent is a Dreamer and Trump would kick him out of this country. SAD!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leight_Weight 09/13/17 9:38:05 AM #16:	Ram the president --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:886517535] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Ram the president</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 09/13/17 9:42:58 AM #17:	Unlike Batman, for whom Bruce Wayne is the mask, Superman has always seem himself as a human man, who happened to be an alien. He's Clark Kent first, and Superman second. This contrasts dramatically with kryptonians who grew up on Krypton before immigrating to Earth, like Supergirl, as they often hold a few beliefs and practices many earthlings find odd or alien. Were Superman to run for president, it would be as Clark Kent, because Clark Kent is how he sees himself, and Clark Kent is actually electable (it's common knowledge that Superman is an alien). Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. I was going to say. Clark has never experienced legal obstacles in how he navigated society. It was going to become a problem, it should have stopped him from attending college in Metropolis, but we know it didn't. --- https://i.imgtc.com/zyQ3oRW.jpg 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:886517758] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>Unlike Batman, for whom Bruce Wayne is the mask, Superman has always seem himself as a human man, who happened to be an alien. He's Clark Kent first, and Superman second. This contrasts dramatically with kryptonians who grew up on Krypton before immigrating to Earth, like Supergirl, as they often hold a few beliefs and practices many earthlings find odd or alien. Were Superman to run for president, it would be as Clark Kent, because Clark Kent is how he sees himself, and Clark Kent is actually electable (it's common knowledge that Superman is an alien). <cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> I was going to say. Clark has never experienced legal obstacles in how he navigated society. It was going to become a problem, it should have stopped him from attending college in Metropolis, but we know it didn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 09/13/17 9:44:26 AM #18:	DawkinsNumber4 posted... RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns! I'm an Aries, so this applies to me. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:886517819] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted...</cite> <quote>RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns!</quote> I'm an Aries, so this applies to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 09/13/17 10:17:12 AM #19:	Caution999 posted... DawkinsNumber4 posted... RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns! I'm an Aries, so this applies to me. I am also an Aries. --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:886519200] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted...</cite> <quote>RAM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll grab America by the horns!</quote> I'm an Aries, so this applies to me.</quote> I am also an Aries.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 09/13/17 10:20:45 AM #20:	This obviously means we need to have sex now. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:886519353] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote>This obviously means we need to have sex now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/13/17 10:21:20 AM #21:	Duncanwii posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Ok what about Batman. As Bruce Wayne --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:886519374] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Ok what about Batman.</quote> As Bruce Wayne</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 09/13/17 10:23:03 AM #22:	Kyurem-BW posted... Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:886519454] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyurem-BW posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien</quote> Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 09/13/17 10:40:06 AM #23:	Gheb posted... Kyurem-BW posted... Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever. Superman actually doesn't have the support of everyone in America, because some people can't get over the fact he's not human. He doesn't age naturally, doesn't experience human mortality or pain, and doesn't even understand what it is for normal human beings to feel powerless. They also don't trust his altruism (because of the possibility of conflicting loyalties) or the fact that there's very little that can check him if he decides to turn heel. Then he hangs out with those vigilantes in the Justice League and that crazy Amazon lady who murdered someone on live TV. There are a lot of people who tolerate Superman as a convenience and occasional necessary evil, who would rather he weren't necessary at all. We would expect anyone with strong nativist leanings to dislike the idea of Superman running for political office. --- https://i.imgtc.com/zyQ3oRW.jpg 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:886520203] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyurem-BW posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien</quote> Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever.</quote> Superman actually doesn't have the support of everyone in America, because some people can't get over the fact he's not human. He doesn't age naturally, doesn't experience human mortality or pain, and doesn't even understand what it is for normal human beings to feel powerless. They also don't trust his altruism (because of the possibility of conflicting loyalties) or the fact that there's very little that can check him if he decides to turn heel. Then he hangs out with those vigilantes in the Justice League and that crazy Amazon lady who murdered someone on live TV. There are a lot of people who tolerate Superman as a convenience and occasional necessary evil, who would rather he weren't necessary at all. We would expect anyone with strong nativist leanings to dislike the idea of Superman running for political office.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 09/13/17 12:03:35 PM #24:	hollow_shrine posted... Gheb posted... Kyurem-BW posted... Gheb posted... eston posted... Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in. 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever. Superman actually doesn't have the support of everyone in America, because some people can't get over the fact he's not human. He doesn't age naturally, doesn't experience human mortality or pain, and doesn't even understand what it is for normal human beings to feel powerless. They also don't trust his altruism (because of the possibility of conflicting loyalties) or the fact that there's very little that can check him if he decides to turn heel. Then he hangs out with those vigilantes in the Justice League and that crazy Amazon lady who murdered someone on live TV. There are a lot of people who tolerate Superman as a convenience and occasional necessary evil, who would rather he weren't necessary at all. We would expect anyone with strong nativist leanings to dislike the idea of Superman running for political office. No one has the support of everyone, but Superman is still pretty well liked. The world didn't go into mourning during his death for nothing. Considering how many people consider to be a contest of lesser evils as is, Superman is still going to have mass appeal. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:886523577] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>hollow_shrine posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kyurem-BW posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Neither of them would be eligible as Superman was born on Krypton and therefore Clark Kent can't prove natural citizenship</quote> Martha Kent claims that she had a home birth with Clark and couldn't legally report it until later because they got snowed in.</quote> 1 dna test later she is in jail for purgary and superman is being deported for being an illegal alien</quote> Why would they do a DNA test on him? Furthermore, do you really think that country, upon realizing that the Pulitzer-prize winning journalist running for President is also the greatest hero Earth (and large parts of the universe) has ever known that their response would be negative? They'd probably find a way to be okay with him being an alien and he'd still win the presidency in the biggest landslide election ever.</quote> Superman actually doesn't have the support of everyone in America, because some people can't get over the fact he's not human. He doesn't age naturally, doesn't experience human mortality or pain, and doesn't even understand what it is for normal human beings to feel powerless. They also don't trust his altruism (because of the possibility of conflicting loyalties) or the fact that there's very little that can check him if he decides to turn heel. Then he hangs out with those vigilantes in the Justice League and that crazy Amazon lady who murdered someone on live TV. There are a lot of people who tolerate Superman as a convenience and occasional necessary evil, who would rather he weren't necessary at all. We would expect anyone with strong nativist leanings to dislike the idea of Superman running for political office.</quote> No one has the support of everyone, but Superman is still pretty well liked. The world didn't go into mourning during his death for nothing. Considering how many people consider to be a contest of lesser evils as is, Superman is still going to have mass appeal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DawkinsNumber4 09/13/17 2:23:24 PM #25:	Caution999 posted... This obviously means we need to have sex now. Want to grab lunch? --- https://soundcloud.com/xsquader - http://youtube.com/xsquader http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1044-independent-politics - Independent Politics Community Board <cite>DawkinsNumber4 posted [p:886530610] in If Superma... [t:75769921]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>This obviously means we need to have sex now.</quote> Want to grab lunch?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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