Lurker > KingWhiteKnight

Ray_Dorset posted...

This is what qualifies as trolling huh

This is what qualifies as truth.

Fuck personal responsibility

Nothing is ever my fault

Blame everybody else for my problems

I have no agency

Sony with the PS3 easily. 76 is only winning cause it's so fresh in everyone's minds

If so he really phoned it in

Captain America crying. What a little bitch. SJWs are ruining everything by making men cry

WTF isn't fun with friends?

He doesn't have to just be limited to Metropolis. Superman has godlike powers. He can go almost anywhere and do almost anything.Your imagiation is the limit with him.

He should be traveling to other planets visiting alien civilizations, fighting alien overlords, stopping astroids from hitting the earth and fighting gods.

The after looks like a Morrowind character.

They should be way better looking. Why do modern video games make everybody look like potatos. That's not realistic.

short hair on girls
excessive piercings
face tattoos

https://imgur.com/hWoj15C

im dumb

Roommate had a couple of hambeasts over. Walmart wonders, as it were. They looked & smelled like they hadn't bathed in weeks, and they were smoking it up on the couch without the windows open. So I said hello, waved, gave him that questioning look of "you're not really going to do this, are you?" and opened the windows, turned on the fans, etc. He said they'd be going out for drinks, invited me along, but I declined & stayed home. I fell asleep before they got back.

So it's probably like 3 or 4am, 'n I wake up to a fwup fwup shluup fwupfwupfwup sound coming from the living room. Goddamn it, really? But I had to pee, and the only way to get there was to go right by them. So I stumble out, just as hambeast #1 lets out this bloodcurling moan-shriek, eeeeeoohhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHYEAH. By impulse I just go, "Holy fuck, shutthefuckup, my fucking ears". Deer-in-headlights-mode engage.

Then I see it. There's blood and upended beer all over the previously white couch. The girl's just staring at me with this growing look of horror, but my rm is still fwupfwupfwup'ing away. I'm staring at all of the blood, and then she's suddenly like, "No, noONOnonostoooooppp wuaagh" and then dead silence. My rm gets this look of utter revulsion on his face, "Y-you didn't? You did. Oh GOD" and pulls out - of her ass, as she projectile beershat all over the couch and him. He jumped back, but not in time to avoid getting sloshed with the next wave. The stupid girl was just kneeling there, pushing out wave after wave, "h-help me out, I c-c can't get up", as she continued to pump out shit. That fucking smell. I ran into the kitchen and puked into the sink. He ran into the bathroom and did likewise.

I go back to survey the damage, and she's still fucking kneeling there in doggy mode. The couch is thoroughly fucked, the entire appt now smells like death, and she's now bawling her eyes out. Okok, fuck, uhh. "Okay, look, this is .. fucking terrible. I don't know what to say. This is really fucking gross, I can't believe.. like, what the fuck. BUT OKAY. Let's uh.. fuck, let's get you cleaned up, and then you two dolts are going to fucking fix this."

She just looks at me with these doe eyes, "b-bb-b-but I CANT MOVE". Wat. "Help me uuuuup". No. No I am not going to step into that ooze. "I can't get up by my-my-aaaaaaa-" and she teeters under her own weight, and falls sideways off the couch, into the pool of her own shit. My rm reappears at this point and I just look at him, make a few unintelligible "wha.. i, like, what. I don't e..WHAT, FIX. NOW." dismay squeaks, grab my stuff, and go spend the night in a hotel.

I dont like him

AMA

Like if ur sleeping or something can't a house cat just slit open your throat?

Which one is worth spending $60 on?

Mr.s Crabsnatch called me up to collect the quiz. I got up feeling a sense of anticipation. I studied really hard and was confident I would get a good grade because I knew the material inside and out. All my swagger disappeared when I looked down at the paper.. She had scribbled a nice fat letter F at the top of the paper.

She then made a sudden movement. She crumpled my test into a paper ball and then threw it right smack into my face. She then calmly said that I was a loser and would amount to nothing.

monkmith posted...

GameboyTroy posted...

You're an adult you can look at what you want on a computer.

he's also an adult and should understand consequences. they've got a right to monitor traffic on their PCs, and i'm pretty sure a computer lab isn't the place to rub one out...

i don't rub one out i just like looking at naked ladies.

I forgot to logout and the computer lab dude made a post about on my account about me looking at porn and called it a warning.... lol wtf

Most people have busy lives and mobile games compliment that life style.

Consoles and PC games will die out eventually and be replaced by mobile phone games

Don't try to fight it

Fallout

Wow, the Vita sold less than liquid aids.

I think it will be fun for like a few weeks before people realize that it's a soulcrushing grind with antiquated mechanics.

Batman going on murderous rampages completely misses the point of the character. Then they go too far in the other direction and have him spew silly jokes every 5 minutes in the sequel.

Bale Batman had meh fighting but the core of the character was dead on to what Batman should be like.

Could you imagine Affleck Batman ever having an internal conflict like this?

Looks like a cheap cash grab. An even more dumbed down F04

Magneto

We all know it wasn't the stairs that gave you the bruise on your butt

I'm surprised it's still around. It must have like 10k subscribers? It's like the Simpsons of games. It never dies.

To grasp a new math concept?

this is too much work

If there is a power outage you can still use it. I remember playing my GBA during the 2003 outage in NYC

In a vacuum he's just some dolt in red and blue pajamas jumping around leaving white stuff everywhere, while causing tons of property damage and headaches for the police.

Do i get a scissor and cut it off or just leave it?

Only if they had no kids.

Yet Obama's 563 drone strikes, the assassination of US citizens with no trial, the 26,171 bombs dropped on five Muslim-majority countries in 2016 and the 550 Palestinian children killed with the US supported planes in 51 days etc.

are swept under the rug. Trump said mean words so he's a bad guy ok.

After listening to all that, she still cant tell you how shell pay for anything

Prestoff posted...

context?

Broke parents house window and tried to run over her father. Led Police on high speed chase.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/510582/Woman-strips-naked-car-chase-parents-run-over-Simone-Gonzales-LA-Los-Angeles-California

Druggies are the scum of the earth

White women skin ages like shit and they look like hags at around age 35-40

Black women get obese really easily and ruin their hair with all those weaves and relaxers

Hispanic women get fat and tend to have a shit load of children

Man-spider gave me nightmares as a kid.



Also the censorship in this show was weird. Spider-man couldn't punch anyone but having him agonizingly transform into a giant man-spider is ok.

Is the dumbest shit

Let's face it lads, you know it to be true. Everything about it is great, from the high quality graphics, great voice acting (Liam Neeson is in it!), gameplay is excellent with you walking around the ruins of DC Wasteland. Bethesda really nailed the atmosphere in that aspect. Writing is also amazing, with such iconic factions such as Brotherhood of Steel and Enclave.

I clapped when I saw my first super mutant. I really think it's a worthy successor to the Fallout 1 and 2. Overall, I personally think it's Bethesda's Magnum Opus and Todd will never make a game anything close to the quality that is Fallout 3.

Worked ok in Saints Row.

Trump talks like a gorilla with no filter and he is the most powerful man on earth.

SS Goku sounds like the name of a boat

You barely ever see the revesre

Netflix is dirt cheap and internet is near manditory