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TopicGirl teaches us how to fart
KillerSlaw
02/28/20 3:01:03 AM
#186
JTilly posted...
Does it turn you on as well?

No but I find it hilarious. Farts are funny to me not sexy.

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TopicGirl teaches us how to fart
KillerSlaw
02/28/20 2:28:17 AM
#183
How am I only now seeing this thread while I have the late night shits frim my favorite Chinese food I had for lunch?

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TopicLol WWE 2K20 is broken because of Y2K bug
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 10:40:34 PM
#20
This is why I stick with No Mercy

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TopicEver been approached by a Mid-Level-Marketing schemer? (aka Pyramid Scheme)
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 8:04:33 PM
#32
Yeah

Guy I worked with got super fucking pissed when I told him I don't do pyramid schemes when he tried getting me to join one of those like 10 years ago.

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TopicLol WWE 2K20 is broken because of Y2K bug
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 6:47:34 PM
#10
I just feel sad, dumb WWE fans will keep buying these shitty products just like they keep watching the shitty products

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TopicThe Last of Us didn't deserve a 10/10
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 6:15:52 PM
#15
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
The Last of Us Part II is going to achieve the same accolades and make a shit-ton of money and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

*shrug*

I don't really care if it makes money. The only games I would actively want to fail are games that are offensively bad.

The Last of Us was overrated, it wasn't bad.

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TopicThe biggest mistake the new trilogy made was not referencing Jar Jar Binks
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 5:58:53 PM
#25
Jar Jar secretly working for Palpatine or being a Sith Apprentice would have been a good twist.

It became impossible to do after Episode 2 though. Hell, I'd argue it became impossible the second they showed him lucking his way through the battle in Episode 1. At that point he just looks too baffoonish for it to be a trick.

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TopicThe Last of Us didn't deserve a 10/10
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 5:44:49 PM
#7
I'd give it an 8/10, mostly on presentation.

The story wasn't as great as gamers made it out to be. The gameplay was just okay. The presentation was good.

God of War was an infinitely better experience all around, though.

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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 literally forces you to play as a mercenary
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 4:40:52 PM
#5
It's a JRPG, a Japanese Role Playing Game.

In Japan, they expect you to play the role they assign you.

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TopicThings you would never hear a Southerner say
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 9:56:34 AM
#6
WameisJinston posted...
Starting the year off making fun of people from the south....seems like this place is off to the right start.

A southerner is the one who sent this to me so how is it making fun? Just cause I wonder if it's cringe or not?

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TopicHow come if you want to block someone on this site they make it different than
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 9:44:46 AM
#9
Most of CE traffic is generated by shitposters though

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TopicThings you would never hear a Southerner say
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 9:43:25 AM
#1
https://imgur.com/953WCuX

Be honest, did you cringe?

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TopicWhich Star Wars villain was the biggest jabroni?
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 8:58:09 AM
#12
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Hux was the ultimate jobber after force awakens


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TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick on new years night?
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:51:56 AM
#24
Probably

Would certainly hot dog and suck on titties like a baby

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TopicWhat engine did Zenimax use for Elder Scrolls Online?
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:50:20 AM
#3
So, to get back to the main point, why would they ever think using an engine developed for single player games was a good idea?

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TopicWhat engine did Zenimax use for Elder Scrolls Online?
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:46:29 AM
#1
It wasn't Gamebryo, right?

Cause I'm still kind of wondering why they thought it was a good idea to use Gamebryo for Fallout 76

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Topicwhy does CE love bethesda so much?
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:42:29 AM
#13
I still think Elder Scrolls is good.

I'm convinced they're just trash at making Fallout games.

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Topic1st female LCS player Maria "Remilia" Creveling dies at 24
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:36:50 AM
#12
Read about this on KF yesterday, apparently she had a really rough Christmas with her family.

That and on top of the constant pain, yeah. It could have been accidental or deliberate tbqh, it's sad either way.

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TopicJesus Christ, 2020 just started and I already had 2 codes resulting in deaths
KillerSlaw
01/01/20 7:35:44 AM
#7
I'm sorry you're having to go through that so early in the year.

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TopicDo you think this is a good training for cops?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:33:08 PM
#11
Most of the ones who didn't break looked like people who would kill a person

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TopicWhat's the last game you'll play this decade?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:24:18 PM
#28
I played Maximum Carnage an hour ago.

I don't feel like playing anything else, so I guess that.

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TopicAwkwafina is getting a sitcom on comedy central
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:21:06 PM
#4
Good for her

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TopicCell vs Bobby Hill
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 8:56:32 PM
#19
https://youtu.be/frKyaFTeC7c

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TopicYou'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!!!
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 8:54:52 PM
#4
Hoe posted...
Where is this from? I literally just watched this but my mind is going completely blank

Avengers: Endgame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqXgzF_SWk


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TopicIs LTG's famous Boogie video BULLYING??
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 6:50:08 PM
#11
He addresses this in the video, around 1:17

I know there's going to be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'M NOT! I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat and make money for doing absolutely nothing, while a bunch of sorry fucks like yourselves play into it.

So I guess he isn't a bully, he's just keeping it

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TopicRemember Spoony?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 6:43:59 PM
#15
Jagr_68 posted...
Yeeeeeah that's going to be a tall order considering his "fuck you" attitude to everyone demanding something so unreasonable like ya know....YOUTUBE CONTENT?

Dude made his bed and he's going to have a hard ass time now right when he definitely could've needed fan support.

lol I only posted that cause I thought CE still liked Spoony.

Truthfully I get tons of enjoyment out of his fall.

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TopicJohn Boyega(Finn in Star Wars ST) is killing people on twitter
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 6:30:32 PM
#3
Finn was done dirty tbqh

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TopicThird Kevin Spacey accuser found dead.
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 6:24:56 PM
#27
https://deadline.com/2019/12/kevin-spacey-massage-therapist-sexual-assault-1202818955/

This is about the 2nd one I think, though.

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Topicso is finn force sensitive?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 6:02:26 PM
#17
That's one of the few things I legit think they intended from the start. He seemed to "sense" Starkiller firing before everyone else IIRC in TFA.

That being said lmfao @ that being what he was going to confess to Rey. No fucking way on that.

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TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake Demo Intro Leak
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 5:52:22 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/9ivzat4BSJ8

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TopicThe Bacon King burger is the best regular fast food burger out there...
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 3:32:52 PM
#37
I got one today as my last meal before my diet starts tomorrow.

It was pretty fucking good. I don't know about the best but it was really good. Glad my local BK was on their shit today cause it's about 50/50 with them.

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TopicTHAT cameo in Jedi Fallen Order *SPOILERS*
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 3:15:32 PM
#27
Let's be honest, they're never *not* going to have Vader show up in something that takes place in that time period.

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TopicWas Star Wars ever really that good?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:34:45 PM
#14
They pioneered visual effects spectacles, I guess.

They have never been the tour de force of writing/directing that some people make them out to be though.

I don't know when the hell it happened, but somewhere along the line it became "bad" to just be a fun, popcorn film so people had to start acting like Star Wars was high art.

Even though, the entire point was to be "modern day" versions of shitty space/adventure serials.

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:33:01 PM
#25
Gamerguymass posted...
So has this guy not worked in 15 years or something? Or is he just being a whiny bitch that his character wasn't in GTAV?

I think he sells his mix tapes in LA.

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:26:27 PM
#18
Lordgold666 posted...
Yo young mayalay what do you think about this gta forum thread full of folks saying you're acting ungrateful and telling you off for spreading false info?

Lol

@mayleeno your cousin fucked you UP for saying that maybe you are going to be at gta 6 man ROCKSTAR never its gonna put cj back because the universes there are 3 the 2d the 3d and the hd you cant go back to gta 6 or what Ever because the universe dog and chill out and buy a taco man

lol

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:24:45 PM
#16
It's actually kind of funny that the more corporate Rockstar became, the less their stars complained about pay.

Ned Luke and Steven Ogg have had nothing but good things to say about Rockstar.

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TopicAmy Smart though
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:21:29 PM
#2
I suddenly remember we never got a Crank 3

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:11:30 PM
#9
Balrog0 posted...
seems like a fair comment

It was, but Rockstar fanboys lost their shit and actually hounded him about it at conventions IIRC

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:10:07 PM
#6
theAteam posted...
Don't these people have contracts

IIRC Liotta complained about his pay but admitted he had no idea what he was getting into cause he didn't know shit about games, and I think Michael Hollick said he thought he was paid enough but wished that his union would have fought harder for royalties in video games.

Maylay just keeps complaining that Rockstar don't care if he eats or not and shit which just makes me think he's upset he wasn't brought back for anything.

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TopicYoung Maylay (voice of CJ from GTA SA) voices unflattering opinion of Rockstar
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 2:04:43 PM
#1
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6tp7NcHSYM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Apparently he is upset that he wasn't paid what he thought he was due, similar to Ray Liotta and Michael Hollick (voice of Niko Bellic)

It must really suck being a voice for the biggest games ever, huh?

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TopicThe XBox One must be online at all times. And you can't lend games to friends.
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 12:21:21 PM
#11
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
The companies might want this but no self respecting gamer would ever support this kind of anti consumer bullshit.

lol just you wait

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TopicKonami E3 2010
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:25:22 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/l1vmrMAqeWM

Never Forget

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TopicThe XBox One must be online at all times. And you can't lend games to friends.
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:22:01 AM
#2
https://youtu.be/jzmVcasl3ZU

Don Mattrick was such a colossal fucking idiot

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TopicToday could be the LAST DAY duckbear EVER posts an ARTICLE on GAMEFAQS!!
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:20:19 AM
#5
Pressing X for Doubt

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TopicKing of the Hill is my favorite anime
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:09:08 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/frKyaFTeC7c

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TopicMan, Brie Larson has got nice tig ol bitties
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:05:36 AM
#5
And you guys mocked me pushing big titty captain marvel.

Legit sent that pic to Broe and a week later shes showing off all that titty cleavage. You're all welcome.

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TopicIllinois loses more residents than any other state this decade!
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 10:03:39 AM
#7
They've taken over my hometown in Indiana. Kinda sucks

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TopicWalmart Scan and Go kiosks will replay a top-down view of ''mis-scans''
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 9:54:22 AM
#4
Oh no not another camera

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TopicIt's the last day of the decade, guys! What should we do?
KillerSlaw
12/31/19 9:39:22 AM
#16
The_Korey posted...
Nope. Abort. Never get involved with krazies with an agenda.

*shrug* I'll probably bail tbqh but I would never do more than hit and quit

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