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TopicAll I want for my birthday is a 500 topic please.
Keith_Valentine
01/24/20 2:58:10 AM
#330
Birthday cake, yum.
TopicBrazilian football star Hulk leaves his wife for her niece
Keith_Valentine
01/08/20 4:17:54 AM
#31
Hes a bitch. You dont leave your longtime love for some young pussy. Fuck him
Topic18 year old's life is basically over because of medical malpractice
Keith_Valentine
01/06/20 3:27:00 AM
#53
Wow thats sad. Poor thing

Some heartless mother fuckers itt.
TopicHey, remember that time way back in 2019 where Admiral got banned?
Keith_Valentine
01/03/20 7:55:17 PM
#73
Admiral was a badass poster. He could get a bunch of nerds raging with a single post, classic
TopicOregon man sentenced to 14 months for raping 3 teens.
Keith_Valentine
01/02/20 2:54:35 AM
#9
Doesnt seem like very long. But he has to register as a sex offender so hes fucked anyways. Kinda crazy his dad snitched him out though.
TopicPastor gets 65 YEARS for RAPING 2 Girls at his KARATE PIZZA RESTAURANT!!
Keith_Valentine
01/02/20 2:47:08 AM
#18
Man hes gonna have a rough time in prison. Id almost feel for him if he wasnt a sick fuck. Hes gonna die in there.
TopicKylie Jenner posts lingerie pics
Keith_Valentine
01/01/20 10:16:30 PM
#62
Wow

She looks good but I like Kendall and Kourtney best.
TopicThe Last of Us didn't deserve a 10/10
Keith_Valentine
01/01/20 8:57:52 PM
#19
I got it on PS plus for free so it was pretty good. Lots of gathering shit though, kinda seemed like half the time I was just looting. Got a lot of upgrades but had no desire to play through again. I liked the ending but the final area was kinda a letdown.
TopicRemember Raj form Hell's Kitchen?
Keith_Valentine
12/31/19 7:40:37 PM
#2
That fat fuck is a legend.
TopicThe Gamefaqs Voters have SPOKEN..
Keith_Valentine
12/31/19 7:20:46 PM
#7
Duckbear is an Asian badass, CE wouldnt be the same without his topics.
TopicHave you ever forgiven a hot girl for something you normally wouldn't?
Keith_Valentine
12/30/19 6:07:30 PM
#5
Yea I definitely have. Forgiven but not forgotten though.
TopicMy 2020 New Years resolution is to have CRAZY amount of SEX with people
Keith_Valentine
12/30/19 5:25:26 PM
#3
No its not. Sex isnt even that big a deal, it just seems that way to people that never get it.
TopicPetition: Mods who don't post on CE shouldn't mod posts from CE
Keith_Valentine
12/30/19 8:23:32 AM
#9
Mods never used to post so much. Now they pick fights and all kinds of shit, its weird to me.
TopicIs it weird for a father and son to "cuddle"?
Keith_Valentine
12/30/19 8:14:43 AM
#21
I think its cool but I wouldnt lay on my dad.
TopicSomeLikeItHoth is the First Fam Man to reach Sagedom
Keith_Valentine
12/29/19 3:36:26 AM
#5
Fuck ' the Fam'
Topiclife is simply unfair
Keith_Valentine
12/29/19 3:31:29 AM
#2
Life is not fair, how you deal with it is what matters.
TopicMen are terrible, terrible people. Why do women want to be equal to us?
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 9:08:35 PM
#8
Speak for yourself tc, dont project your self loathing onto all men. Pie fucker
Topic$200k but you have to get a permanent vassectimy
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 9:06:02 PM
#35
Easy yes. Im thinking about getting one anyways, dont like condoms.
TopicAll I want for my birthday is a 500 topic please.
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 5:54:43 PM
#30
Happy Birthday dude.
TopicTrump: Wow Crazy Nancy, what's going on? This is big stuff!
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 5:53:34 PM
#38
Crazy Nancy got some big tits. She was proly hot af when she was younger. She still looks p good imo.
TopicReal talk: I am in the closet and don't know if I'll come out
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 5:49:18 PM
#3
Not surprised tbh.
TopicWanna see something really sad?
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 5:48:29 PM
#32
I'm lonely. How is that something you wana text a girl? Thats like saying.. I have no life, wana fuck?
TopicMe: Hey, how was your day?
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 4:52:19 PM
#4
Say hey, hows your big fat ass? Gimme some of it
TopicJust got shot down for New Years Eve I think...
Keith_Valentine
12/28/19 4:51:31 PM
#16
You gotta come up with something awesome to do.
TopicDamn took a shot of cheap vodka after downing 2 4lokos and puked everywhere
Keith_Valentine
12/27/19 9:19:58 PM
#3
Thats not very Fresh.
TopicJust realized some people actually have me blocked on here.
Keith_Valentine
12/27/19 9:19:10 PM
#18
Wewillrocku blocked me too. I think its cuz I fucked his mom.
TopicTake the average 20 year old woman
Keith_Valentine
12/27/19 9:17:45 PM
#13
I know a girl who will let me fuck for a bottle of gin. But shes not on birth control so I dont usually.
TopicHas a book ever changed your life?
Keith_Valentine
12/27/19 9:14:25 PM
#2
Dreams From My Father by Barack Obama.
TopicJust got broken up with...on Christmas. :(
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 7:00:16 PM
#12
Focus on getting a job bro, and the ladies will come after that. Any chick that dumps you on Christmas is doing you a favor, cuz thats ice cold.
TopicSo the girl I've been hanging out with didn't get me a Christmas gift.
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 6:58:35 PM
#36
Friendzoned yourself, gamepimp. You already put the effort in, why block her now before you close the deal? Have you even kissed her?
TopicA year ago, I was with my ex fiancee and her family on Christmas.
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 6:52:34 PM
#4
Rebuild and move forward and onward. With any luck, youre better at sex than he is anyways and she misses you.
TopicHas this conservative cringey dork turned into a meme yet?
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 10:30:48 AM
#24
RescueBC posted...
Well if we're going to throw out "probablys" then Biden probably gave to charity going to US citizens as well. So he probably did give to his countrymen first. I dont personally consider that relevant though. If needy people are being helped out then I think it's a good deed.
I'm not sure what "Biden helped people on that side of river..should have helped people on this side" does for anyone.

I agree, it is cool she is helping needy people. I just also get Kirks point that its kinda odd for her to go to Mexico when there are so many needy people here. Imo its a publicity stunt to gain favor with hispanic voters, and its a good one. But the outrage and acting like what Kirk said was so offensive, or he advocates starving Mexicans, thats a crock of shit. The dude was just taking a cheap shot at Biden. Bitch move but not racist, and in no way represents the Rep. Party. Also the Rep. Party does suck and is full of pussies but I believe that for differents reasons than theyre all racist hypocrites.
TopicHas this conservative cringey dork turned into a meme yet?
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 8:18:44 AM
#15
UnfairRepresent posted...
Shes not running for anything and why the fuck should non American human beings be treated as sub human?

Especially coming from people who aren't feeding the needy

Party of Christian values and responsibility my ass.

How are they being treated as sub human? Hes just saying she should consider helping her own countrymen first. How is that hard to understand? Youre so outraged and offended, you need to take a breath and chill out. Its a fairly harmless comment you blew all out of proportion because you didnt even get his point. You just interpret it as, Republicans dont give a fuck about mexicans. In reality that Kirk guy probably gives more to charity than you ever have, but you get to feel so self righteous. Pfft
Topic25 y/o Goes INSANE and MURDERS an 18 y/o after finding out SHE was BORN a MAN!!
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 8:05:51 AM
#46
I think its obvious they proly made out and she sucked dudes dick before he found out Nikki used to be a man. If she just told him outright he never would have got involved. This is why I think the misgendering stuff is fucked up, because in nikkis eyes shes a woman and in some ignorant bigots eyes shes a man. Its dangerous imo when guys end up feeling like they were 'tricked into being gay.'

He deserves a long time in prison. He could have just beat her up but taking it to the level of killing someone is never ok. Not saying he should have beat her up ftr
TopicHas this conservative cringey dork turned into a meme yet?
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 6:40:07 AM
#11
UnfairRepresent posted...
He's literally angry that desperate hungry people are getting food.

What the fuck

Hes got a point. Why the fuck is she in Mexico? Hes not running for president of Mexico.

Answer: because those people will proly be in the US soon, voting democratic. Ha ha
TopicMongooses are so cool
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 2:55:18 AM
#12
Cool vid tc, thx
TopicWho has a better ass: Vanessa Hudgens or Kate Beckinsale?
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 12:54:48 AM
#5
Gotta go with Kate, she was awesome in the Underworld movies.
TopicWhat are you playing, CE?
Keith_Valentine
12/25/19 12:53:45 AM
#18
Invading later in Dark Souls 3, ps4. Love that game
TopicThis is a fucking to some fat fuck named SANTA CLAUSE
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 9:08:48 PM
#9
Reindeer crushing.
TopicSerious question anyone here die and get brought back?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 9:05:34 PM
#14
El Mexicano Texano posted...
I killed a guy and brought him back to life with CPR I think I was scared more than he was....

...you killed a guy?
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 8:11:30 AM
#19
Thats cute you took the time to customize that for me.
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:59:18 AM
#16
Youre a virgin. What else should I say? Fuck you? Its a waste of energy when I'm not even mad. Whats your problem?
TopicImagine going on a date with dis chick
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:48:55 AM
#25
Shes sexy but approachable.

Cute
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:45:20 AM
#14
Yea ok. Being mean to you is like bullying a fat kid and I'm not into that.
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:37:21 AM
#12
spikethedevil posted...
Youve* ive*

This topic turned into a shit show.

Correcting punctuation has always been pathetic. Grow up
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:33:11 AM
#10
pegusus123456 posted...
Four is still more than zero, so you've not really refuted my point.

Wtf are you saying? Youve never fucked and ive read 4 books?
TopicWhy do people always associate cheesy, badly written love stories with Twilight?
Keith_Valentine
12/24/19 7:22:27 AM
#7
pegusus123456 posted...
This post tells me that you've read Twilight, three other books, and literally nothing else.

Whats your point? Ive read more books than times youve had sex. Proly by a Lot

You dont even spell Pegasus right. Whats up with that?
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