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TopicITT, we turn movie names into the titles of porn films
Just_a_loser
12/08/19 10:36:09 PM
#4
The Long Blow Goodnight

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TopicIt's time for me to come clean. Offensive Warning
Just_a_loser
12/04/19 4:28:49 PM
#11
DuranOfForcena posted...
you a busta



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TopicThanksgiving or Christmas
Just_a_loser
11/27/19 11:52:24 AM
#6
Thanksgiving pretty much is christmas for me.

Great food and shopping craze.

Halloween>>> both, though.

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TopicWhat's your Black Friday gaming haul looking like?
Just_a_loser
11/27/19 11:47:37 AM
#5
Borderlands 3
Mortal Kombat 11
Aladdin/Lion King remakes - these appear to be half off at Target.

Maybe Spider-Man PS4.

That is about it. Planned, anyway

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TopicChinese people try Fish'n'Chips for the first time. Say the portions are too big
Just_a_loser
11/27/19 11:38:26 AM
#50
It looks like a lot of food for her. But again she might be very small.

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TopicI just don't understanding doing a sexy cosplay of a character who's younger
Just_a_loser
11/26/19 1:41:47 PM
#10
I mean, kids grow up before long. Is it so wrong to portray older versions for cosplay?

It would be way worse to sexualize actual kid versions.

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TopicWill our grandkids really have a app that lets them look at our ce shitpostings
Just_a_loser
11/25/19 11:08:29 AM
#2
It'll be worse when they see your porn collection and old cybering transcripts.

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TopicWhat would you do with $1 million?
Just_a_loser
10/30/19 10:18:53 AM
#6
1 million is easily set for life money.
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TopicEA finally bites the bullet and goes into the remaster market.
Just_a_loser
10/30/19 4:44:56 AM
#6
Harry Potter, maybe?
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TopicIs it gay dat a straight guy wants to try out da D?
Just_a_loser
10/28/19 6:30:28 AM
#7
Why would trying dope make him gay?

Unless its penis shaped.
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TopicPost chill ass video game music itt
Just_a_loser
10/28/19 5:09:02 AM
#51

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TopicPost chill ass video game music itt
Just_a_loser
10/28/19 1:11:41 AM
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TopicWater sucks!
Just_a_loser
10/27/19 9:21:39 AM
#2
Only if you like drinking calories.
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TopicThe customer is always right
Just_a_loser
10/27/19 9:12:37 AM
#4
Is both not a viable answer?
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TopicMarvel Runaways and cloak/dagger doing a crossover event
Just_a_loser
10/08/19 5:19:17 PM
#3
I don't watch either of these shows. There are far too many shows to keep up with half of them.
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TopicOh no! Little Jimmy just fell down a well and it is raining
Just_a_loser
10/08/19 6:19:10 AM
#20
Scream down to Jimmy that I will let everyone know where to find his body.

Seriously, what can I do? No rope or ladder or phone reception.

If I jump in after him then both of us are stuck there. Doesn't solve shit. Best thing to do is find a phone and hope Jimmy can swim til help comes.
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TopicBeen watching a lot of American Horror Story lately *Coven Spoilers*
Just_a_loser
09/27/19 4:39:51 AM
#8
Coven was...okay. Asylum was the best season for me overall.

I lost interest halfway through the Hotel season.
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TopicWhy exactly do people pretend like male privilege is a thing?
Just_a_loser
09/26/19 5:37:29 PM
#1
78% of suicides are men
68% of homeless are men
93% of prison inmates are men
80% of murder victims are men
98% of military casualties are men
92% of workplace fatalities are men

Sources: CDC, NCH, Bureau of Prisons, Psychology Today, CSO

Discuss
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TopicHome Alone remake from Disney is official
Just_a_loser
08/07/19 12:09:43 PM
#49
@DevsBro posted...
I'm kinda curious: when was the last time a movie remake was actually better than the original? I can't think of a single one, but I also tend to avoid film remakes.

The Longest Yard immediately comes to mind.

There are always exceptions to things. Remakes can be better. It just isn't the norm.
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TopicReally not sure what to do about my cat, need some advice
Just_a_loser
08/06/19 9:03:19 AM
#37
My recommendation would be to leave your door open.

Any catfood and such that you are afraid a dog will eat, simply pick it up and put it out of their reach. Try putting it on a table or counter or something so the cats can get to it but not the dogs.
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Topicif you could have SEX with 1 PORN STAR, who would it be?
Just_a_loser
08/03/19 11:21:46 PM
#37
Any porn star from any time or modern day?
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TopicI'm thinking of an actor. first one to guess correctly wins
Just_a_loser
08/03/19 3:15:46 PM
#15
Tom Welling
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Topic$10 billion, but the world gets a livefeed of you everytime you deed >_>
Just_a_loser
07/30/19 9:37:36 AM
#21
Trust me I think plenty of people would be forced to hurt you if they were forced to watch you stroke yourself every time.

If your safety isn't important to you, have at it.
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Topic$7,000,000 but your children will always be miserable.
Just_a_loser
07/18/19 9:42:31 AM
#16
UnfairRepresent posted...
Thompson posted...
Why would I want to have children anyhow?

Basic evolutionary psychology. We're wired to want to have kids and continue are DNA

IF we don't then we have failed our instincts and our line dies with us.

Not if you have siblings that can carry on the line.

People need to stop thinking this way. Humans are multiplying at an unnatural rate. Overpopulation isn't a joke. Not everyone needs to have kids.

You can be with someone and not have kids.
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Topici've lost 50lb since february - AMA (pics)
Just_a_loser
07/18/19 9:35:54 AM
#27
Very nice work. Quite inspiring.

I hope you can keep it up. I know from experience that after reaching a certain weight, that it is easy to lose motivation to be active. But since you don't really gain weight unless you drastically increase your eating habits, it's kinda nice not to worry too much about it unless you just want to be in better shape.

You're looking great.
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TopicA frog claims to be a human princess
Just_a_loser
07/18/19 9:13:52 AM
#1
And tells you that if you kiss her, she will turn (back) human and will grateful enough to marry you.

Do you do it?
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TopicWhy do poor people have so many Goddamn kids?!?!
Just_a_loser
07/12/19 12:54:23 PM
#6
Sex is fun?
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TopicFuck.
Just_a_loser
07/12/19 12:03:30 PM
#1
Spaghetti and forgetti
Copulate and procrastinate
Cum and go
Hit it then quit it
Shoot and scoot
Ejaculate and evacuate
Fuck and duck
Breed and proceed
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Rock her box and change the locks
Smash her rear and disappear
Prove you ain't gay then run away
Work out some flab then hit her with a dab
Make her bamboozle and scadoodle
Butter the bread and play dead
Smash 'n dash
Ram and scram
Copulate and absquatulate
Penetrate and defenestrate
Pump and dump
Splatter and scatter
Court and abort
Creampie and goodbye
Cream and scream
Violate then migrate
Blast then become the past
Unload your genetic information and leave the nation
Ram her ass 'n hit the gas
Spread the seed then need for speed
Bust on her cooter then catch an uber
Glue her rift then call a lyft
Get her all waxy then call a taxi
Fill the crack and never come back
Give her schlong and say so long
Release the dump then Forrest Gump
Wrinkle the sheets then hit the streets
Inject yourself then eject yourself
Rail 'n bail
Sploosh and vamoose
Let the semen flow and GTFO
Insert the peen and flee the scene
Squirt and revert
Release it then cease it
Bruise and cruise
Seed 'n plead
Yeet and retreat
Pee and flee
Empty the sack and don't call back
NUTT
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TopicI'm falling for a 16 year old girl
Just_a_loser
07/01/19 3:37:19 AM
#34
SoundNetwork posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
I would back off til she is 18.

Why is 18 the magic number

Because thats when its legal and she is a consenting adult.

I get it, girls don't magically sprout boobs and curves on their 18th birthday. But a 30 something year old and a 16 year old is going to look wrong to a lot of people. Your family included.

Its my advice. Feel free to ignore it. But if you're as crazy about her as you claim, then a 2 year wait will be worth it. 2 years is nothing.
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TopicI'm falling for a 16 year old girl
Just_a_loser
07/01/19 3:32:18 AM
#28
I would back off til she is 18.
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Topic90's songs that get stuck in your head
Just_a_loser
06/04/19 1:02:53 AM
#9

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Topic3,000,000, but somewhere a school bus randomly explodes
Just_a_loser
06/04/19 12:44:50 AM
#9
GallisOTK posted...
SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah sure its nighttime in most of America right now.

This. In most of the western world it's the middle of the night right now, and in the more developed countries in Asia its mid-day. The chances of hitting a school bus with kids in it is pretty low.

"Somewhere" and 'Randomly' are pretty vague. It could happen anywhere in the world at any time.
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Topic3,000,000, but somewhere a school bus randomly explodes
Just_a_loser
06/04/19 12:35:03 AM
#1
It's in cash.

You don't know if the bus is empty or full of kids. You also don't know if it is near something and may or may not set off some kind of chain reaction when it blows.

Take the money or no?
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Topic$3,000,000, but you have to tell everyone that you stole it.
Just_a_loser
06/03/19 10:38:24 PM
#7
It's in cash.

And you have to tell people who ask about it/how you pay your bills and etc if you decide to stop working.
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Topic$3,000,000, but you have to tell everyone that you stole it.
Just_a_loser
06/03/19 10:21:53 PM
#1
Everyone. Friends, girl/boyfriends, family, authorities, etc.

What do?
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TopicITT: Ominous positivity
Just_a_loser
06/02/19 2:36:18 PM
#8
You will be okay. You have no choice.
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TopicITT: Ominous positivity
Just_a_loser
06/02/19 1:54:17 AM
#1
Happiness is coming. You can't escape.
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TopicHave you ever done the deed to...
Just_a_loser
05/23/19 1:17:12 AM
#3
Up we go
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TopicHave you ever done the deed to...
Just_a_loser
05/22/19 10:30:50 PM
#1
a picture of yourself, using a girl filter? - Results (11 votes)
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No
36.36% (4 votes)
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The fuck?
45.45% (5 votes)
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No, but now I will.
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