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| Topic | I'm not a stalker. |
| Just_a_loser 01/07/18 5:01:39 PM #12 | Pro-tip: Always match what the other person wants in terms of the level of seriousness. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Peanut butter v jelly |
| Just_a_loser 11/06/17 2:00:29 AM #2 | It's honestly surprising they didn't break up earlier considering that peanut butter has been cheating with a chocolate mistress for years. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Peanut butter v jelly |
| Just_a_loser 11/06/17 1:46:29 AM #1 | --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | My girlfriend STILL watches The Walking Dead... |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 10:48:57 PM #5 | Only Governor fits that description. Negan was forthcoming from the getgo about who he was and what he does. But you know, you would probably know that if you actually watched the show instead of just assuming what is going on. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | My wife is watching Jupiter Ascending willingly for the second time. |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 10:36:48 PM #7 | Why didn't you either google how to divorce or just call your lawyer? Was this topic just made so you can feel like you have succeeded something in life for having a wife that you feel is divorce-worthy? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What's the best three topping pizza combination? |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 3:44:06 PM #28 | Chicken, bacon, jalapeno. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | So why haven't YOU met up with someone from gamefaqs irl? |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 3:37:05 PM #6 | Does meeting them over xbox count? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 5 million, but every criminal dies |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 11:55:56 AM #12 | It's honestly the best thing for the world. All these damn humans are polluting the world with their damn driving. Do animals also count? They don't understand the legal system, but they do things they aren't supposed to all the time. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | We are always smoking oxygen |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 11:52:47 AM #3 | Oxygen also comes out of plant anuses. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 17 billion dollars but spiders now love you |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 11:49:02 AM #32 | I'll take the money. Then just call an exterminator. I'll make them go extinct before too long. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | the universe is like my stomach |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 6:45:57 AM #5 | A lot of unknown risk? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Okay, my dreams are getting super disturbing now. |
| Just_a_loser 11/05/17 6:35:23 AM #4 | They're just dreams and thoughts, they aren't reality. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What is the most disturbing thought you have ever had during sex? |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 11:42:40 PM #21 | Still hoping to be disturbed and shocked to my core before this topic dies. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What is the most disturbing thought you have ever had during sex? |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 12:36:32 PM #9 | Just_a_loser posted... Bump for science. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 20 million but you have to be Ashton Kutcher's boy toy |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 9:10:59 AM #5 | KStateKing17 posted... Does Mila Kunis also get involved in this? This was my question as well. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What is the most disturbing thought you have ever had during sex? |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 8:59:12 AM #5 | Bump for science. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Is man hot? |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:57:37 AM #2 | Jackets cover the hotness up. She likely wanted to see what was under to make a more educated assessment. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Elevator racism. ELEVATOR racism. *video* |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:55:36 AM #2 | Why couldn't she just...get on the elevator? Fuck it, elevators only rob us of much needed exercise anyway. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Animals we could just do without. |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:47:09 AM #15 | What did squirrels ever do to anyone? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 60+ degrees weather in November |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:45:46 AM #7 | 37 degrees here in Ohio. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Invited a guy over, planned on telling him I like him. |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:30:56 AM #4 | YonicBoom posted... Should have asked if a threesome was in the realm of possibility. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What is the most disturbing thought you have ever had during sex? |
| Just_a_loser 11/04/17 7:27:29 AM #1 | Let's see where this goes. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Have you ever smoked cigarettes? |
| Just_a_loser 11/03/17 7:13:46 AM #5 | Do dreams count? What about second hand smoke? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/03/17 1:06:22 AM #19 | ShinigamiSoul posted... Just_a_loser posted...ShinigamiSoul posted...Would you rather ejac on your dad, or he on you? Eh, probably bring him a towel. It's the least I could do. Isoflurane posted... Paper. .....or plastic? Need more context. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Science has FAILED us... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:31:50 PM #7 | C_Pain posted... Why would you want that? I think at least half of the enjoyment is the build up --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | How did people live before scientists invented water? |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:29:04 PM #9 | Water was actually a backstep. Gatorade was always the superior thirst quencher and taste. Water was just easier to make and cheaper. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:24:44 PM #16 | mattnd2007 posted... If you were a necrophiliac, which celebrity would you want to dig up? Britney Murphy. Pancake posted... skeletons? Only if they dance like in Lego Harry Potter. ShinigamiSoul posted... Would you rather ejac on your dad, or he on you? Probably on him. His reaction would be funny. ChromaticAngel posted... What is the closest distance relative (i.e. 1st cousin, 2nd cousin, half sister, etc) you would consider having sex with? My 35 year old cousin is pretty smokin'. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:22:34 PM #15 | Millennials posted... Would you rather relive your conception from your mom's point of view or your dad's? Dad's King Rial posted... What size man do you feel you could best accommodate, anal-wise? No anal for me. But if it had to be done, I'll take the smallest possible. ShinigamiSoul posted... You ever tried licking your own feet? Tried and succeeded. mattnd2007 posted... what does your mother smell like? Maple CapnMuffin posted... Why aren't you wearing your usual pajamas? I sleep in my around the house clothes. Spidey5 posted... What color underwear does your grandma wear? Granny panties. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:13:52 PM #4 | Squishy. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 11:12:37 PM #2 | No one? I am disappoint, CE. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | ITT: Ask me the creepiest question you can think of. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 10:13:06 PM #1 | I'll decide whether or not to answer. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | One thing just doesn't sit right with me about Stranger Things S2 (spoilers) |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 1:04:09 PM #8 | This is a hypothetical situation that cannot be contained and is rapidly spiraling out of control. Just like a zombie outbreak, or some alien invasion like in Independence Day or even The Avengers. Like, yeah, its a catastrophe. But if it seems unlikely that you can save the city anyway, its better to nuke them before they spread and demolish everywhere. It's called minimizing the fallout. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | So why isn't watching porn cheating? |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 12:49:10 PM #5 | ....How would it be cheating? Watching isn't cheating. Touching/contributing is cheating. Flirting also isn't cheating, but it comes closer. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | what movie should i watch today |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 12:46:57 PM #10 | Teeth --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | One thing just doesn't sit right with me about Stranger Things S2 (spoilers) |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 12:42:01 PM #1 | Ok. They have a demon thing locked up behind glass. They can't kill it but they can keep it contained with fire. Annoying, but manageable. Oh, wait. It's actually spreading into the ground, and killing all kinds of crops? Ok, well that isn't good, but nothing a bit more fire can't sizzle out. That should still be containable. Oh shit, they found ways to somehow inhabit HUMANS? Well fuck. Oh, and now there are a literal army of demo-dogs which can overpower armed military and have acquired a taste for some delicious longpig? Seriously. They lost me at human hosts, but the dogs were just way too much. Why the fuck did the military not nuke this town off the face of the map? Eeven after the gate was closed, it still seems like a good idea to do it. This is shit that simply cannot be allowed to spread or continue on in any capacity. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 20 million dollars, but.... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 9:27:58 AM #13 | josifrees posted... You said something about a bladder in there which is for pee Eh, you know what I meant. Includes your entire digestive system. SSMajinVegeta2 posted... Do you still have all the stretchy skin afterwards too or does it go away ? He's a wizard, he can make you look normal again in no time. fuzzylittlbunny posted... Do you actually have to poop, or is there a way to magically just lose the waste? Because taking a shit thats a years worth of food is bound to both hurt like hell and destroy any toilet :< It'll be one long streamy liquidish turd. You can also take any painkillers before hand if you're a hypochondriac (though if you've come this far, I'm sure relief pain would be welcome? I dunno) A special waste disposal system will be presented to you to use so as to not risk your own toilet. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Stranger Things 2: Who is the weird guy that helps them?? |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 9:07:24 AM #15 | untrustful posted... Kinda hated that guy, he had an unwarranted ego. Most conspiracy theorists/know-it-alls tend to have them. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 20 million dollars, but.... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 9:03:24 AM #5 | pinky0926 posted...
In fairness here, you will lose it all with your next poop. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Stranger Things 2: Who is the weird guy that helps them?? |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 9:02:06 AM #11 | I remembered him talking to Hopper about his Russian girl theory. They even brought it up again after El freaked out the mom with the swing. I don't remember him being in season 1, though. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 20 million dollars, but.... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 8:52:47 AM #1 | For the next 4 years, you can only poop once a year. A wizard wants to do an experiment for science. He offers you the money to be his test subject. He gives you a potion that makes you unable to poop for more than one time a year. You can hold as much as you want, but once you go, it has a timer set to at least one year from your last poop. The magical potion enables you to not get sick/explode/get any infections/cause long term damage to your bladder for being unable to go during the time period you have agreed to "hold it". It will, however, cause you to keep all food inside you, so you will gain and keep all the weight until you next poop. You will also constantly feel constipated. The wizard is merely curious how long a muggle can stay sane under such conditions, if they can at all. You can back out of the deal and take the cure at any time. However, you don't get paid anything until the first year is up, and if you take the cure to the potion before the 4 year contract has ended, you will have to give at least half of what you have already made back to the wizard. You get 5 mill at the end of each year. What do, CE? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | morning |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 4:54:56 AM #2 | It's always morning somewhere. Might as well never stop saying it. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | 50 million but the moon looks like this now |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 4:53:47 AM #5 | Considering how rarely I look at the moon....deal. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | Friend cheated on his pregnant wife with a hooker. Tbh, I don't blame him. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 4:43:49 AM #22 | I'm more open-minded than most when it comes to cheating. There is usually cause to it, or many. However, when your wife is pregnant and going through all that shit, I'm sorry, I can't get behind it. That is a huge betrayal. Would be different if its not his baby, but she is literally bringing his kid into the world. And women say all kinds of crazy shit when they're pregnant. Unless she is like that all the time, even before the pregnancy. But at the same time, he must have known she was like that before he married her. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | How old is too old to be posting on GameFAQs. |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 4:21:16 AM #8 | When your arthritis kicks in and you can no longer type messages. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | What was the last soda you had? |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 4:19:33 AM #35 | Dustin1280 posted... Dr. Pepper, the top tier soda. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | I didn't like Strsnger Things season 2 that much (Spoilers)... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 1:39:34 AM #23 | Finding other survivors with powers like herself could be the point of next season. Eleven was kinda brought back by the sense of urgency of what was going on. She knew she was needed back in Hawkins. You don't have to like it, but the way it was done made sense. El can always find her sister again, and they can obviously open the doors to wonder if there are even more of them. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
| Topic | I didn't like Strsnger Things season 2 that much (Spoilers)... |
| Just_a_loser 11/02/17 1:31:55 AM #21 | I feel like it is way too soon to say that her story arc with her sister was pointless. She can obviously be brought back next season or so to develope her further. For now, she learned more about herself from it and she knows she isn't completely alone. I highly doubt their shared trauma will be completely ignored and forgotten going forward. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. |
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