Lurker > JimCarrysToe

wbloechel posted...

Nobody ever messages me!

...I'll take this as a good sign.

OwO

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

CanuckCowboy posted...

Wow. The internet is weird.

But like also am I attractive jim?

https://www.instagram.com/walterwhitesavannah/

They're all old pics but still...

Gorgeous

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

I think that's the same guy that keeps linking me his instagram asking if he's attractive lol

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

BlazeYoungblood posted...

Was getting brutai all fired up before he blocked me and sent me a PM again lol

Lol wat he say?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

I've been highfiving my cats foot every time she lifts it in the air to lick her anus infront of me. She used to get annoyed by it, now she dgaf. Wish she'd stop tho. We have a bathroom for that.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

I call mia poopycat cuz she has poopy breath. Or fuzshycat cuz she fuzshywuzshy X3. Sometimes I call her meemeez.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

MabusIncarnate posted...

I know Jim's first was a Rainbow Bright reference

Oh damn, I looked that up cuz it sounded familiar and dear god those creatures are ugly lol. I wish I could go back to not remembering them.

My first username was something like BarfBag4233 or something lol.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Oh wtf, I'm an idol now. Cool.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Who wants to learn about dino sex? Shame this didnt show up in my recs on v day lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBa3hiF_iHU

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

@Johnny_Nutcase incase you and your gf don't know how to make a baby cuz you've been peeing in her butt the whole time heres a how to and some parenting tips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlQwV-cEUE

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Is there a sly way of asking your gf's ring finger size?

Dude just knock her out with a frying pan and drag her to the jeweler to get her finger measured like a normal person.

Bring the pan with you incase she wakes up.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

I've got the shits, some cramps, and I'm feeling a lil nauseous. I'm hoping it's from the accidentally spicey ramen and my period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLhM39siU4

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

CanuckCowboy posted...

Who makes a pack with a thousand cards and half of them are just fat guys or fat horses and scrotums/ballsacks/buttons?

Who the fuck was that person? Lol

Lol I have no idea


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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

moodygrapes posted...

are we playing?

Yep

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

Password Jim

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

@Johnny_Nutcase were tf u at?

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

Pass Jim

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah the other one is legitimately garbage.

On the other hand this link doesn't work at all so....

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

Pass Jim

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Questionmarktarius posted...

we're doing xyxxy again?

Yea cuz its not complete shit like the other one is now. Also no popups

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Password Jim

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

@Dreepapult @SiO4

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

@Kajagogo @DeadBankerDream @Questionmarktarius @Hexenherz @Pus_N_Pecans @MoodyGrapes @BlazinBlue88 @DigitalCamera @IfGodCouldDie

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Yall want some cah?

https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/gameold.jsp#game=6

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @CanuckCowboy @YugiNoob @Harpie @a-c-a-b @waterlink @nevershine @moh82sy @ApherosyLove

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCsPV0eiqxg

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wud6cVTAgU4

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Strider102 posted...

The next step is microscopic ones.

I gave my microscope set to someone else :(

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

RedJackson posted...

Lol nice, how long did it take?

Idk, 10 minutes?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

MabusIncarnate posted...

That's impressive, no idea how you managed that tiny one on the left.

Shoulda filmed it. Stick my phone in my mouth lol.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Had to use tweezers for these two but this is as small as I can go! Almost gave up on the super tiny one.

@Johnny_Nutcase I'm gonna make these for my tiny robot assassin and destroy you from the inside out. One cell at a time.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Still nothing? Yep, glad I bailed. *throws paper weapons over kitty's head*

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I just posted this in another topic about pissing in sinks and I had to share my story on that. In case you don't see it there, this is it...

I was drinking at my friends place and he was fucking hammered. I walked into the kitchen and he was pissing in the sink. I looked at my glass, and immediately knew it had once been in his sink and that probably wasn't the first time he has done that. That quickly got overshadowed when the neighbor pulled a knife on us a few minutes later.

So the bonus content for the drinking topic is I don't remember what happened but we were all drunk as fuck and my friend had been playing college football as an offensive lineman. He must have said something to the neighbor because he immediately pulled out a knife and I went in and said "whoaaaa whoa whoa let's just all walk away. I get your upset but it's 4th of july and lets just enjoy the booze" The guy ended up crying and left. I don't know what the hell my friend said to him but he left crying and was on the verge of stabbing us.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Anything interesting happen yet?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Hehehehehehehehe!




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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

I'm bailing, this is boring and I don't wanna waste 6 hours again that could've been spent making paper ninja stars and throwing them past my cat and counting how many she smacks.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Does the fox stream not have any sound or is it just me?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Is it over? It won't play. Guess I missed it.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That Bull was a complete asshole.

I imagine that's exactly what you'd do if you got your head stuck and someone helped you. Tho it might be half accidental.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1oW7yg3c0

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @a-c-a-b @CanuckCowboy @Unspecified_NPC @blazinblue88 @PBusted @winged_weltall

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Gonna have some rice cake soup for breakfast cuz its FUCKIN COLD AS SHIT RIGHT NOW AND MY HEATER SUCKS ASS.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

@SiO4 this is the ofishal topic, stay here plz.

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

:O!!! Its fuzzy AND CUTE! Thx!

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Nothing?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

ApherosyLove posted...

That means I want candy and chocolate from everyone

I don't have candy and chocolate (I do actually but I'm greedy) I hope you'll accept this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiQAj3krQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWoCD2JXodk


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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Sorry canuck! Lol

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Damn 23 ppl on the drinking topic @ list lol

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

CanuckCowboy posted...

Oh shoot didnt notice you missed moody

I didnt miss him, there's just a 10 @ limit per post

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

Smackems posted...

I'm gonna poot my way up in here

Woops! You want on the @ list?

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

@moodygrapes

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I think that's it! I went to that archive place to copy the list from a previous topic cuz I hoped it would be nice and neat and easy but instead it did the thing that happened last time I made a topic :/

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

CanuckCowboy posted...

This is now the official topic.

Disregard mine. Also dinosaurs.

Oh shit you made one? Sorry

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

@WaterLink @moh82sy @nevershine @teepan95 @TreyFlowers @YugiNoob @ApherosyLove @matteus70 @Dreepapult @IfGodCouldDie

Hold on copy pasting isn't working

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARr2l4TLDsE

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @a-c-a-b @CanuckCowboy @Unspecified_NPC @blazinblue88 @PBusted @Questionmarktarius @PatrickMahomes @Harpie

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''Honey I know you don't approve of hard drugs but I just smoked crack and it was AWESOME.''