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JimCarrysToe
02/18/21 4:42:12 PM
#151:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCsPV0eiqxg

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WaterLink
02/18/21 6:12:35 PM
#152:


I'm doing a car insurance quote and the dude's name is literally Michael Knight lol. I might be insuring KITT you guys!

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 6:24:26 PM
#153:


Tell them to make your car talk too.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 7:41:23 PM
#154:


What a fucking day. Felt great all day and the last 2 hours gave me a bad headache. Some people just shouldn't be around computers. Off tomorrow and it's drinking time!

@JimCarrysToe CAH if anyone interested?

I haven't heard this song in so long. I was just thinking of The Clash and came across it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3A8uNG3GH4

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 7:50:53 PM
#155:



Guys big news. Me and the greatest bmx rider ever / most inspiring guy in the sport have the same xbone controller.

Gonna win the x games next summer now.

Actually im even wearing the same color hoody but gfaqs so it got cropped out.


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a-c-a-b
02/18/21 8:38:31 PM
#156:


I'm really drunk.

rocking some Mischief Brew.

https://youtu.be/SZ6qF5HObmc
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:39:56 PM
#157:


Apparently I have tomorrow off.

So I guess I'm down for cah if it's on that old site we used. The newer one seemed like it had improved for like 10 kins and then the next hour it was just garbage.

@JimCarrysToe
@Johnny_Nutcase

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 8:41:27 PM
#158:


Oh yeah i'm gettin there ACAB. All I got off the top of my head to match your tunes is Social D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqK4gOilByY

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 8:44:25 PM
#159:


WaterLink posted...
I'm doing a car insurance quote and the dude's name is literally Michael Knight lol. I might be insuring KITT you guys!
Knight Rider needs another attempt at a revival, while Hasselhoff and Daniels are still alive.
William Daniels is 93, dammit.
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:46:16 PM
#160:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Knight Rider needs another attempt at a revival, while Hasselhoff and Daniels are still alive.
William Daniels is 93, dammit.

Knight rider but is Bryan Cranston as a revived cyborg walter white. Its breaking bad, knight rider, and reverse robocop all in one.

Daniels is in.

The hoff is recasted with Cranston

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 8:49:10 PM
#161:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Knight rider but is Bryan Cranston as a revived cyborg walter white. Its breaking bad, knight rider, and reverse robocop all in one.

Daniels is in.

The hoff is recasted with Cranston

I might be crazy here, but that sounds like it just might work.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:53:14 PM
#162:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I might be crazy here, but that sounds like it just might work.

It takes place after the events of el camino so season one ends with walt staring intensely into the camera and saying "You?!? How did you get here? How did you find me?"

And everyone is like wtf who is it is it hank? Is it Jessie?

Also there's a lot of red herrings so like it looks like maybe its even skyler or walts reaction is so touching it could maybe be Walter Jr.

And then season 2 starts off replaying the last moments of season one before the camera spins 180 and Jessie says, "you think i didn't hear about all this shit? You think I wouldn't know it was you? Bitch!!!"



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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 8:57:59 PM
#163:


I've been saying for a while now we got the ingredients for at least a cartoon here. @Pus_N_Pecans is our animator, we can do creative/voices. What else do ya need?

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a-c-a-b
02/18/21 8:58:41 PM
#164:


Raised by hippies in the hills of Tennessee

https://youtu.be/0yT6NSNNwUs
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:03:25 PM
#165:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've been saying for a while now we got the ingredients for at least a cartoon here. @Pus_N_Pecans is our animator, we can do creative/voices. What else do ya need?

Id watch the fuck out of that tbh.

There's literally a 3 episode arc just about cah games. Possibly multiple 3 ep arcs. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 9:05:21 PM
#166:


Jim can make sure we always got the finest Ketchup, and @Harpie needs a job so we could probably use her as a female voice actress/driver/clean up crew.

a-c-a-b is our music guy and Mabus lets us use his property for filming/drinking.

Questionmarktarius is now our head IT/programmer/fellow alocholic.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 9:05:37 PM
#167:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What else do ya need?
I happen to have a webserver laying around, that I'm barely doing anything with (sorry!)
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:13:19 PM
#168:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jim can make sure we always got the finest Ketchup, and @Harpie needs a job so we could probably use her as a female voice actress/driver/clean up crew.

a-c-a-b is our music guy and Mabus lets us use his property for filming/drinking.

Questionmarktarius is now our head IT/programmer/fellow alocholic.

Even if you just use existing posts from gfaqs and cah its already the most wtf show ever. It'd be like big mouth except way more ridiculous.

We can have a buncha dudes come in briefly and do the star trek thing where they always have some identifying trait which means they die that ep and then Walter tears their throat out. Kinda like Kenny but instead of dying Walter kills someone every ep. Plus that brings in cheap fresh talent and if they dont suck we just eventually let one live.

Questionmarktarius posted...
I happen to have a webserver laying around, that I'm barely doing anything with (sorry!)

Lol. Hey you're doing more about it than any of us lazy fucks.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 9:15:21 PM
#169:


Oh shit yeah boom right there. Walter is the money maker. You could sell a billion stuffed animal Walter toys and drop the show after one episode.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:18:22 PM
#170:


Also I'm tying in my rom com idea.

So we have to do a scene where johnny shows up outside Jim's bedroom window with an 80s boom box and sings along to I think we're alone now by Tiffany and eventually reveals he's got water proof clothing under his suit and the water proof clothing is filled with like 17 bottles of ketchup.

So jim walks up all slow and enticing then stabs johnny and the ep ends and there's a cliff hanger cause it looks like he is dying but really when the next ep starts jim is feasting on a gushing fountain of pressurized ketchup and johnny is totally fine.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:19:29 PM
#171:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit yeah boom right there. Walter is the money maker. You could sell a billion stuffed animal Walter toys and drop the show after one episode.

This might literally be the best idea ever.

Way to go johnny!

@Pus_N_Pecans we need you what with you having like 90% of the talent.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 9:22:44 PM
#172:


HAHA what a funny typo Canuck made there. What he actually meant to say is we value you 90% of the time but your earnings could be up to and including .09%

We don't even have records of Jim being a citizen of ...well anywhere, so no labor laws in the world will stop us from just paying her in ketchup packets.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:23:11 PM
#173:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA what a funny typo Canuck made there. What he actually meant to say is we value you 90% of the time but your earnings could be up to and including .09%

I'm glad you caught that.

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CommonJoe
02/18/21 9:24:32 PM
#174:




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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 9:27:41 PM
#175:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Lol. Hey you're doing more about it than any of us lazy fucks.
Laying down some code right now, actually


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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:30:10 PM
#176:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Laying down some code right now, actually


You, my good sir, are a hero.

Sincerely its awesome you're doing that.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 9:31:13 PM
#177:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Sincerely its awesome you're doing that.
The javascript front-end however, has a very strong chance of being a "fuck this" moment, or several.
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:31:56 PM
#178:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA what a funny typo Canuck made there. What he actually meant to say is we value you 90% of the time but your earnings could be up to and including .09%

We don't even have records of Jim being a citizen of ...well anywhere, so no labor laws in the world will stop us from just paying her in ketchup packets.

Perfect. Were gonna need em for the show anyways and we can just do what meth cooks did and have a thousand randoms getting paid peanuts to score cough medicine. Except its free ketchup from fast food places.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 9:32:04 PM
#179:


What are you using to program that in? Netbeans? It looked a little fuzzy so I can't make it out.

Either way, bless you sir. That reminds how just ONE little typo can fuck everything up.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 9:33:31 PM
#180:


Questionmarktarius posted...
The javascript front-end however, has a very strong chance of being a "fuck this" moment, or several.

I dont know anything about coding.

I kinda briefly tried to adopt learning something about it as a hobby loke ten years ago but what I learned was I dont have the patience and omg going back through everything to find some fuck up sucks.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 9:33:50 PM
#181:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What are you using to program that in? Netbeans? It looked a little fuzzy so I can't make it out.
Komodo Edit

the chat is all that's ambiguously working, if y'all wanna fuck around
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 9:36:35 PM
#182:


Realistically, programming got to be a hell of a lot more forgiving. They have software now that you can run a debug on your code and it usually catches a stupid typo, but it's still very very very logic based and you can screw a lot of shit up without realizing it.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 9:37:13 PM
#183:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They have software now that you can run a debug on your code and it usually catches a stupid typo
php -l
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:18:12 PM
#184:


Seriously fucking listen to this.

No filters just my phone recording straight to vocaroo.

https://voca.ro/1lzlYK3g4UZ3


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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 10:19:36 PM
#185:


Is Walter learning human speech?
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:20:25 PM
#186:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Is Walter learning human speech?

He is either an alien or a demon apparently. He sounded normal just loud irl.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 10:20:46 PM
#187:


I do believe Walter is a Lion now.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 10:22:03 PM
#188:


"Walter & the CE Drunkards" should be the title of our terrible hypothetical cartoon.
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jon1012
02/18/21 10:22:07 PM
#189:


Drinking. My cat died today. :(

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 10:23:25 PM
#190:


jon1012 posted...
My cat died today. :(
that sucks
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 10:23:26 PM
#191:


jon1012 posted...
Drinking. My cat died today. :(

Man i'd buy you all your booze you need. I still very fondly remember my great cats of the past.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:24:10 PM
#192:


Questionmarktarius posted...
"Walter & the CE Drunkards" should be the title of our terrible hypothetical cartoon.

Works for me. Lol. S

also seriously I need to know why it sounds like this.

jon1012 posted...
Drinking. My cat died today. :(

I saw that. I'm sorry man.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 10:27:19 PM
#193:


a bad chemical burn from about two weeks ago has suddenly reappeared and I have no idea why.
weird.
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:34:43 PM
#194:


Questionmarktarius posted...
a bad chemical burn from about two weeks ago has suddenly reappeared and I have no idea why.
weird.

Shit. You ever have it looked at?

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:36:40 PM
#195:


Wtf I dumped my dracorex into the raptor / diapholoplosulsusus pen cause they were assholes and somehow two raptors and a diaphlopolopolus are dead and there's still a dracorex alive in there.

Fucking hero. Hes getting rescued and getting his own kingdom.

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Questionmarktarius
02/18/21 10:37:14 PM
#196:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Shit. You ever have it looked at?
It's just bleach, and not even the first time I've stupidly done this.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 10:37:35 PM
#197:


My most memorable cat was the toughest ruthless son of a bitchin domesticated cat I have to this day come across. I had pictures somewhere where he was sitting next to me in my crib when I was a baby, so he watched over me, and then about 13-14 years later he got older and slowed down....

I'll never forget the night died. He used to always lie at the foot of my bed but that night I had to help him up, and he had enough energy to walk towards my arms and lie down instead of going to the foot of the bed. He just started almost immediately having difficulty breathing and I knew what was happening so I just kept petting him and he just finally let out one last gasp of air.... I never thought you could really have a serious connection with a pet but I know for sure that you can. That one destroyed me.


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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 10:42:10 PM
#198:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My most memorable cat was the toughest ruthless son of a bitchin domesticated cat I have to this day come across. I had pictures somewhere where he was sitting next to me in my crib when I was a baby, so he watched over me, and then about 13-14 years later he got older and slowed down....

I'll never forget the night died. He used to always lie at the foot of my bed but that night I had to help him up, and he had enough energy to walk towards my arms and lie down instead of going to the foot of the bed. He just started almost immediately having difficulty breathing and I knew what was happening so I just kept petting him and he just finally let out one last gasp of air.... I never thought you could really have a serious connection with a pet but I know for sure that you can. That one destroyed me.

I had a cat from the moment my dad took me home from the hospital till I moved out 17 years later and she basically loved me and no one else.

I'll never not feel awful about not being able to bring her with me but she was an orchard cat from day one and I was a broke 17 year old who couldn't do much for her.

My dad moved off the orchard like 4 years later and she died within a few months off the move. At least I got to see her a bunch before she died. She just retreated into a closet and wouldn't let anyone else near her.

I'm legitimately almost tearing up remembering her.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/18/21 10:58:11 PM
#199:


Me too.

I almost forgot I was off tomorrow so were going to happy this shit up and get good and loaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs


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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 11:01:46 PM
#200:


Thats a great feeling. Its like how I felt when I got told I got tomorrow off but you get to relive it.


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