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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/17/22 2:09:46 AM
#491
Im only 5 mins in but this might be my new fav conspiracy. Fuckin secret space program where ppl are kidnapped and forced to be genetically modified with alien dna and become super soldiers on mars then sent back to earth with their memories wiped. Absolutely insane the things ppl can make themselves believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYvnKc908Fw

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/16/22 6:32:53 PM
#430
Mia just got the drainage tubes out and they decided to not have her in bandages anymore. Shes gotta wear the cone now, which shes surprisingly handling pretty well. I thought itd be a long struggle to get it on her tight enough that she couldnt take it off that ended in my mom taking her back to the vet and begging to just do the bandages again lol. Tho i kinda wished they did keep her bandaged cuz she likes to sit on the floor and part of her stitches touches it, seems a little risky.

Shes washing her leg now, pretty much the only body part she can reach besides her tail lol.

Btw anyone ever seen a cloth cone before? I had only seen plastic ones, shed probably hate those a lot.

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TopicI wish we didnt have noses so our eyes could look at eachother
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 11:34:16 PM
#3
Who was that?

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TopicI wish we didnt have noses so our eyes could look at eachother
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 11:01:41 PM
#1
But i have to settle for crossing one of them out with moms wall jesus and getting juice on my fingies. At least they have an anti drop cord.

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 6:37:50 PM
#272
No but living with my mom makes me want to. She'd never buy me alcohol tho

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 5:22:08 PM
#261
Smackems posted...
Drink fiber supplements after you eat
Eh, ive got a glove.

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TopicHere's the recipe for Cornflake Candy. You should eat it
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 5:19:12 PM
#10
Would these make my constipation better or worse?

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 5:16:51 PM
#259
Having one of those poops again. I hate my life.

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 4:00:23 PM
#244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MU_2N1TZM4

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 3:33:25 PM
#241
Gamefaqs just decided to be blue today i guess..... i really prefer red on black tho.

Think ill do green now cuz fuck this blue

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/15/22 12:51:27 AM
#235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8wklDoh3I

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/14/22 6:37:43 PM
#194
Also the little dummy keeps trying to jump up onto my bed on her own, like bitch ill be your fuckin uber just meow at me! We dont need ripped stitches! So now i have to sleep with a bunch of stuff on my bed to keep her from trying. Wish i could have her on my bed at night but neither side of my bed is safe, but i dont think im a light enough sleeper to wake up the moment she moves so i can put her down if she wants anyway.

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/14/22 6:30:30 PM
#191
Heres sleepy kitty post
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/1/AAaOPhAAC7RV.jpg
The angle makes her look closer to the edge of the bed than she really is.
She got diarrhea so she cant take both pain meds anymore but she seems alright. Didnt cooperate and eat her food with meds in it today tho so i had to do it the hard way :/

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/14/22 12:29:11 AM
#98
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No it wasn't

@JimCarrysToe Stop bugging me at 3:45am.
Mf that was you, stop trying to get me into your wii remote dildo fetish.

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TopicOvening cereal ovouts the stale, right?
JimCarrysToe
02/14/22 12:27:14 AM
#10
Tyranthraxus posted...
When you ov in the cold food you ov out hot eat the food
He gets it


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TopicOvening cereal ovouts the stale, right?
JimCarrysToe
02/13/22 11:37:30 PM
#1
I kinda slightly remember reading that putting stale cereal in the oven can make them not stale, anyone know about that? If so, how long do i cook it and what temp?

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TopicDrinking Topic 117: It's been an honor serving with you, Johnny.
JimCarrysToe
02/13/22 6:21:19 PM
#16
I picked kitty up using the blanket like a hammock so she can sleep on my bed :3

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/13/22 5:58:03 PM
#492
Scruff method of getting meds into mia aint workin anymore, its actually even harder now than what i did before. She puts her paws up now to get the syringe away and it made me miss her morphine which she only has three doses of. Luckily it landed on my hand somehow so i used a bit of water to suck it back up and managed to get it in her mouth the next time :/ She IS eating pretty reliably tho so i think ill stick with doing the food thing. I just hope the morphine doesnt have a strong taste that she can detect through the tuna.

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TopicHow old were you when you started bathing on your own?
JimCarrysToe
02/13/22 5:50:59 PM
#16
RustyReborn posted...
Wtf


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TopicHow old were you when you started bathing on your own?
JimCarrysToe
02/13/22 4:43:01 AM
#1
?

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/12/22 9:12:39 PM
#420
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Are the pain killers in a pill form? If so just smash em up into a powder and sprinkle it into the food.
Nope, liquid.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/12/22 9:02:07 PM
#413
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah keep her on the floor. Also lotsa luck putting the pain killers in her food because if she's doped up she's not gonna have an appetite.
Lol she did actually eat about a spoonful of food but she didnt have any food since yesterday. Shes drinking too. They also gave a cone but they said if shes not picking at anything its better not to irritate her with it.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/12/22 8:54:25 PM
#411
Thx guys, shes home now and wobbling around drunk. I thought id get to have her on my bed, i made stairs for her, but shed fall off and hurt herself while im sleeping so im sad about that but shes still next to my bed at least. They gave three little things of morphine for me to give her and unfortunately im gonna have to do the mabus method cuz i dont wanna risk wasting it putting it in tuna but she only has to put up with me doing that three days then she just has her tuna meds.

Poor kitty tried to get on the bed :( i wanna pick her up but i already had to do that once and she meowed, and im worried about the stitches.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/12/22 7:12:21 PM
#396
My kittys comin home! Surgery went well.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/12/22 12:10:15 AM
#288
Id like to take a moment to thank my pussy. I thought i wasnt having my period this month but it decided to surprise me 13 days late while i was on the toilet. Didnt enjoy the waddle to my room to get a pad but im pretty happy i didnt have to deal with any spontaneous japanese flags.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 6:37:33 PM
#218
Peeked out the window after hearing noise and saw a dude beating a shoe with.... a brick? To.... untie it, it seemed?

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 5:36:57 PM
#213
Machete posted...
are those "wobbledog 9000s" or whatever available for sale?
I think johnnys got one on his nightstand for when hes extra lazy, he might let ya borrow it

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 5:01:42 PM
#210
Lets celebrate with canned hotdogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLybZTDcBgs

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 4:32:52 PM
#206
Smackems posted...
That's awesome possum! Was it an infection? Has it gone down?
It was a really really rare tumor in her mammary gland. Vet said theyd only ever seen dogs get it, not cats. It did get infected but thats gone now, so shes staying overnight to get some fluids and prepare for surgery tomorrow. They said other than the tumor and being slightly anemic from bloodloss shes perfectly healthy and strong and will probably have no problems at all during surgery. Shes gonna have all her mammary glands on her left side removed, and if it turns out it is cancer, it didnt spread anywhere, so removing it should work just fine.

Also she fuckin loves the vet. Mom said shes super cooperative and really likes the guy with a beard lol. Its gonna be strange going to bed and not being jumped on randomly in the night.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 3:57:17 PM
#204
Its not cancer! I gotta put stuff away brb

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 1:16:51 AM
#178
Someone in the yt comments said elephants worshipped the moon and i was all like holy really? But nope.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/the-internet-appears-to-believe-elephants-worship-the-moon/

Theres one elephant who can say yes, no, and hello in korean tho.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 12:54:39 AM
#171
Johnnys aim is definitely alcohol

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 12:53:26 AM
#169
CanuckCowboy posted...
I can't find that post from Jim somehow but holy shit that's amazing. I want the live action version now.
Just found out a lot of those "bot made movie script" videos are fake ):

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 12:11:51 AM
#145
Holy fuckin fuck this is funny. An ai writes a horror movie and they animated it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzbxNoMjGM

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/11/22 12:04:32 AM
#142
Omg he made a little square, thats so cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgDE2DOICuc

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 11:54:04 PM
#139
So i saw this pic
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/4/AAWJGjAACSWU.jpg
And wondered how far it couldve gone....

MP11: Profesional stage piano.
MP12: Gun
MP13: Mini microphone
MP14: Train
MP15: Another gun
MP16: IBM MQ for z/OS - Capacity planning & tuning.This SupportPac provides capacity planning and setup/tuning information for IBM MQ for z/OS.(??????? Wtf is this witchcraft speak)
MP17: Gun? Or gun newsletter? Idk
MP18: Another fuckin gun
MP19: Gold sarcophagus mega tin something yugio cards
MP20: Golf club
MP21: Escape from tarkov key
MP22: Godamn gun again
MP23: Ball bearing unit?
MP24: Metal thingy
MP25: Transformer toy
MP26: Amitriptyline Hydrochloride (yay drugs!)
MP27: ^ but purple?
MP28: gun
MP29: Golf club again
MP30: More drug
MP46: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM0TaFWxKc
MP69: Just another golf club
MP96: nucleic acid purificator or somethin
MP100: Phono preamplifier?
MP420: racecar
MP666: little kid on insta who posts their drawings
Yea i think ill quit there. Lots of pills and guns.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 9:51:14 PM
#87
MabusIncarnate posted...
That's awesome though, glad you found an easy method.
Yep, completely thought thatd be a failure, but she didnt notice the meds.

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 9:32:42 PM
#80
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got this new Old Spice deodorant called Krakengard and it smells amazing

@JimCarrysToe Take a whiff?
Smells like farts.

I mixed mias meds into some tuna juice and she chugged it like shes been in the desert! Yes! I dont have to fight with her anymore, but now my room smells like fish

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TopicAny CEwomen sleep with their bras on
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 9:02:43 PM
#7
I sleep with mine wrapped around my neck

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 3:41:07 PM
#43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-EQG9qm1Y

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 2:45:23 AM
#30
Catch me sprinting down the stairs like a crazed reindeer doin the full arm titty scoop so I can jump those last 6 stairs without discomfort

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 1:42:06 AM
#490
You do a little seat wiggle and it eventually works it's way forward and kinda blupblupblups its way through the flaps.

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 10:47:50 PM
#436
Cleaned my glasses. Feel like i can see new colors.

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 10:20:21 PM
#431
Smackems posted...
Btw you may just have some kinda motion sickness thingy. I've had it for years. Sets off when my head moves in a way I don't expect it to, like when I'm getting a haircut and the barber moves it around

I want to shoot something

Fuck it, I own land. I wanna go shoot it
But why would it just suddenly start happening? That weird kaleidoscope thing and this only started like a month ago.

What did land do to deserve getting shot?

Im having hot chocolate but i dont have candy canes to put in it so i put a couple peppermint lifesavers in it. Its ok. Milk is 7 days past expiration. How long milk good? U know?

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 9:46:23 PM
#425
Only ff game i played was 13. Didnt like how all but two enemies could be beaten by clicking the autoplay or whatever it was and doing basically nothing all the way up to.... the.... priest boss? I dont remember, but i couldn't beat it so i gave up and started over figuring id try and understand the game more rather than looking at all the pretty environments and wishing yuj was playable cuz he cute af. Ended up playing skyrim instead.

Also does the word environment look weird to anyone else? Like, it just looks wrong, like it should be envirement or something but that looks extra wrong and i just dont know. Had the same thing happen to anime too. Just looks like its not spelled that way.

Also also whats that feeling called thats like that floaty feeling when you go down an elevator or a rollercoaster? Except i get it every now and then just doing nothing?

Well, another weird thing ive noticed thats GOOD is it seems i might not need glasses anymore. I see things far away better without them now.

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 8:45:08 PM
#413
Mythbusters had a different narrator in the uk!? Wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73FFitene58

Disgusting.

Even more disgusting than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2lBLvX0R_0

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TopicFriend won't pay back, should I sign his email up for newsletters?
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 7:52:50 PM
#17
Sex toys for micropenises and flat earth newsletters

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 3:22:04 PM
#385
You absolutely have a pet bird. I mean, what else taught you all those bad words?

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 2:21:08 AM
#347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70kbIzPgig

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
JimCarrysToe
02/09/22 1:49:02 AM
#345
Johnny wtf are you doing to my yt recs? Why am i getting vids from a channel called how to drink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EmDPOfp-_Q


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