Lurker > HotLap

They found your DNA, Charlie Brown.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

What were your favorites?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

I liked The Last Kingdom, but the first season had some of the most unforgivably buckwild pacing issues I've ever seen in a television show.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Damn_Underscore posted...

so you guys would reject her :(

Im sure shes a fine young lady but this is just unprofessional.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

What was his justification for voting no on the bill?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Aah got it. Thanks for explaining.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Alec, you magnificent bastard...

What is this strip referencing? A lot of people thought it was brilliant but Im definitely missing a reference.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Matt Gaetz desperately trying to find a son:

https://youtu.be/kz7Hl4lbN0Y

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

If Im doing scrambled eggs or putting fried eggs in a sandwich, yeah.

If Im doing fried eggs over oatmeal, no. Then Ill just add a bunch of herbs/spices.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

pinky0926 posted...

This topic makes me think millennials really are as fragile as boomers, lol

Yeah the reaction this topic has gotten is kinda surprising. There were some good roasts in there. The line about being 34 and saying youre a Hufflepuff got a genuine laugh from me.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

pogo_rabid posted...

You almost had me at first glance until I saw the "DENMARK GOVERNMENT TEMPORARILY LEGALIZES SEX WITH DOMESTIC ANIMALS DURING CONFINEMENT" headline

Papa is taking Scruffy for a walk in the garage. Dont come in, Scruffy wants privacy when he does his business.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Takuya Lee posted...

Did Hawaii 5-0 and I think he does voice acting too.

He was the voice of Johnny Gat in the Saints Row franchise.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Im pretty sure the dude won some settlement money out of this. I think the contract stated the woman wasnt allowed to physically strike contestants.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Have a tissue box ready for Tales of Bae Sing Se.

Leaves on the vine...
Falling so slow...

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Shove your rock hard shovel into my soft, supple garden.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Parappa09 posted...

im not sure what a stairmaster is but challenge accepted

Its an exercise machine that makes you cling stairs without going anywhere. What I what to find out is this - can a male jerk off to completion while operating one of these bad boys?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Lets see if the morning crew could jerk off to completion on an active stairmaster.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

I don't think I could do it to be honest.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Tyranthraxus posted...

It's not that old is it?

Premiered in 1994.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

This topic has my unwavering support.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Theres a lot of unconscious racism in Boston, in my experience. People who live in Boston have a lot of pride in their city. Whenever theyre asked if Boston is racist, theyll respond in pretty much the same way as the people in the Daily Show video posted above did. Nobody living in Boston is asking why people think Boston is a racist city. Theyre outright denying a problem exists without knowing what the problem is.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Ive seen a couple of those, but havent heard of Colossal. Just watched the trailer and it looks like EXACTLY what I was looking for. Really pumped to watch it later.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

The23rdMagus posted...

I was present for Maximilian's charity stream last night - $17,000 for Color of Change ($2000 of which was from Max) before I finally had to sleep. I pitched in what I could for that and the ACLU.

Thats incredible, good on Maximilian.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

FulminatedHydra posted...

Fiancee broke it off today. 2.5 years wasted.

Oh damn, I misinterpreted the topic entirely. Sorry to hear that, man. Things will suck for a time, but Ill get better.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Its a weird feeling to have the place you group up in not seem like your home anymore.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

https://youtu.be/EY0vMZl8vUY

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

I love movies with premises that look wildly dumb/funny in the surface, but its treated very seriously, eventually making you invested and emotional by the ending, a la Swiss Army Man.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Thanks for bumping this @Parappa09 . Ended up donating to NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund, Color of Change, and The Bail Project. Keeping this bumped for visibility in hopes that others will donate.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Serena Williams is my #1 celebrity crush. Shes so fucking strong she would pulverize my pelvis into dust and I would die happy.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Alright, Ill bite. UnfairRep, heres the issue I have with your views on the slogan.

Its agreed upon that if substantial changes and reform to law enforcement are going to happen, this is going to require effort from everyone, not just African-Americans. The prevailing message of the protests against police brutality is that Were all in this together.

The message behind #BlackLivesMatter is not difficult to explain to people. When you said the #BLM slogan is confusing to some people, it was suggested that you explain to those people what it means. Your response was essentially, Why dont YOU explain it to them? Its YOUR movement! Either that or pick a new slogan.

By suggesting #BLM should change the slogan instead of you doing the bare minimum of explaining a simple issue to someone who doesnt understand it, youve distanced yourself from the movement entirely. By suggesting that education of the issue at hand falls solely on black folk, it betrays the message of everyones in this together. Youve come across as someone who will support the #BLM until youre mildly inconvenienced, at which point youll throw all responsibility back on African-Americans.

Im not trying to start an argument or suggest the above reflects who you are as a person. Im just trying to explain how your comments have come across.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Already donated to my states bail fund to help protesters whove been arrested, but Im looking for others.

Anyone have particular organizations they can recommend?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

#BlackLivesMatter has been explained simply and eloquently so many times. Anyone who responds with #AllLivesMatter is purposely missing the point to continue their own shitty behavior and beliefs.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

davyheinz posted...

The black teammate argument only destroys his credibility. He has teammates who clearly could have talked to him about this, and probably have many times, but he still completely whiffed on the premise because hes just so ridiculously ignorant.

My thoughts exactly. Brees has been in the NFL for almost 20 years now. If he doesnt get it by now, he never will.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Cowboy hat and nothing else?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

ZeroX91 posted...

Bourbon

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Rhode Island, like eight years ago. Everything in Woonsocket had either been on fire at some point or was currently burning. Riots would do nothing to Woonsocket.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

I'm under 190 right now actually.

There *was* a point in time where I was 260+ though.

Nice dude! Howd you do it and how long did it take you?

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Oh my God it was actually Keith Valentine that makes it so much better.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Holy shit. A twist, but a welcome one.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Ill bite.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Freddie_Mercury posted...

better than finding ass muff on the seat when you gotta poop

Just go through my legs bro.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

People who dont wipe their piss should just pee outside with the other animals.

---

You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.