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| Topic | what's a good dark liquor to get? |
| HotLap 05/31/20 7:39:12 PM #7 | Larceny is pretty good bourbon around $30. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Here's a list of everything going on |
| HotLap 05/31/20 2:03:54 PM #126 | https://mobile.twitter.com/newyorkyearzero/status/1266459811790704640?s=20 --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Here's a list of everything going on |
| HotLap 05/31/20 11:58:09 AM #4 | Tag. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | White people explaining to MLK's own son what his father's message was |
| HotLap 05/31/20 10:46:11 AM #4 | Oh look heres more. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | National Guard firing riot control rounds at some people on their porch |
| HotLap 05/31/20 10:30:20 AM #43 | Amazing. Somehow empathy is now seen as a weakness in law enforcement instead of a necessity. This is shameful. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | New Zealand is down to one (1) active COVID case |
| HotLap 05/30/20 2:00:56 PM #14 | Ive never pet him but Id die for that cat. What a great cat. Also Ive sunk way too much time into WoW Classic lately. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | We watch the Trainwreck that is Mr. Boop, staring Alec, Betty and Sonic |
| HotLap 05/29/20 1:31:55 PM #41 | Tag. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Minneapolis protests/riots/looting pt. 2 |
| HotLap 05/29/20 9:30:21 AM #389 | Aki_Sora posted... https://youtu.be/ftLzQefpBvM Omar: Were with CNN, heres my identification and credentials. If you need us to move, just tell us where youd like us to go and its no problem. Cop: Youre under arrest. Omar: Why am I being arrested? Cop: .... What the fuck is this? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I've done over 70 hours of gaming this month. This means I take gaming seriously |
| HotLap 05/27/20 2:08:13 PM #2 | I rolled a new WoW Classic character so Im kind of afraid to look. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Which do you generally like better , pizza or burgers? |
| HotLap 05/27/20 1:58:40 PM #13 | pauIie posted... my favorite burger > my favorite pizza > mediocre/trash pizza > mediocre/trash burger Came in to say exactly this. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | It's time I reintroduce you to Mr. Boop, starring Alec, Betty, Bugs, and Peter |
| HotLap 05/27/20 8:52:21 AM #472 | AirFresh posted... Alright, I'm going to write up a new topic soon. Who all wants to be tagged? Right here. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Jackbox Game Night! |
| HotLap 05/25/20 11:51:45 PM #128 | Pus_N_Pecans posted... Im sure Ill try again at some point. I miss doing these with irl friends, and a couple of my friends are set to have a baby any day now so itll probably be awhile before I can get them in on one. Yeah I love playing these with irl friends too. A little while after quarantine started we began Jackbox Fridays. One of us will stream the game through discord and well hang in the voice chat and have a few drinks. Hardest part was convincing friends who dont really game to join discord. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Jackbox Game Night! |
| HotLap 05/25/20 11:42:32 PM #123 | Dang, looks like I just missed this. Thanks for the tag though! Definitely interested if it happens again. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! |
| HotLap 05/25/20 1:41:48 AM #41 | SMAP- posted... hermione shouldve married hagrid Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Jackbox Game Night! |
| HotLap 05/25/20 1:36:27 AM #57 | Is this still going on? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! |
| HotLap 05/24/20 11:50:02 AM #34 | AssGender posted... Wizard wott!? Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: Your name is Karen |
| HotLap 05/24/20 11:48:46 AM #160 | gunplagirl posted... C, sit on Mike Pence's desk while drinking --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | What are you listening to right now? v2 |
| HotLap 05/24/20 3:42:24 AM #145 | |
| Topic | What's like, the simplest thing to bake? |
| HotLap 05/23/20 8:22:36 PM #18 | Zanzenburger posted... You know you can't be lazy https://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I hate the reaction I get when a girl asks what kinda music I like and I say ska |
| HotLap 05/22/20 12:01:23 AM #21 | Freddie_Mercury posted... women just don't understand less than jake Plastic Cup Politics is my shit. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: Your name is Karen |
| HotLap 05/22/20 12:00:50 AM #122 | FabIemaster posted... B then A --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I'm bout to lose my damn mind |
| HotLap 05/21/20 6:12:14 PM #10 | Which Spongebob episode though? Thats important. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I hate the reaction I get when a girl asks what kinda music I like and I say ska |
| HotLap 05/21/20 6:10:07 PM #3 | You walked right into it, man. Everyone knows girls only like anarchist folk punk nowadays. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | It's time I reintroduce you to Mr. Boop, starring Alec, Betty, Bugs, and Peter |
| HotLap 05/21/20 3:18:20 PM #407 | You stay away from Sonic with those poison thoughts, Prisoner 7556. You hear me? Stay away! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Have you ever called the cops on anyone? |
| HotLap 05/21/20 2:49:09 PM #18 | Yeah just once. Saw someone driving erratically, swerving into the oncoming lane and back. Then they slammed into a curb really hard and their front right tire popped. The car remained stationary for a moment, then backed up and continued driving on the flat. I followed them for a bit, gave the cops my location and the cars license plate number. I guess the driver must have figured out I was tailing them because they abruptly sped off. I followed going like 55 in a 30 but this car must have been going at least 70 in a residential area on a flat. I told the operator Im not going to follow anymore and they said they had a car on the way to the area, so I hung up. Never found out what happened to the car. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: Your name is Karen |
| HotLap 05/21/20 2:40:17 PM #76 | OffTempo posted... B while screaming desperately trying to do C I cant believe the police would detain a good, CHRISTIAN woman for no reason whatsoever. Look at what Obama has done to this country. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Canned tuna is the GOAT quarantine snack |
| HotLap 05/19/20 12:19:46 AM #9 | Canned tuna, bit of mayo, rotini, black pepper, dill weed, celery salt, and paprika. Noodles and tunafish baby. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | the community table read special was great |
| HotLap 05/18/20 11:46:38 PM #4 | I loved it, even with Pascal breaking character. We've all already seen the episode, so I mainly just enjoyed seeing everyone together again. The Q&A segment afterwards was incredible. Even years after it ended, they all have such effortless chemistry with each other. The moderator would ask a question and they would just riff for three minutes and end in a place that had nothing to do with where they began. It's a show about strangers coming together and creating a found family dynamic, and seeing how much the actors genuinely enjoy each other's company just reinforces that message and warms my heart. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Umbrella Academy S2 premieres July 31st |
| HotLap 05/18/20 7:37:47 PM #15 | Pumped its coming back. The scene that sold me in season 1 was the dancing scene that they mimicked for the date announcement. I think if a bunch of other shows tried that scene, it would have been super cringey and fallen flat. I loved it in Umbrella Academy. Although, Ill admit, it is a little cringey. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | You are now manually remembering ABC's Cavemen show |
| HotLap 05/18/20 12:48:43 PM #2 | I remember enjoying that show and trying to pitch it to my friends. What the hell was wrong with me? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | It's time I reintroduce you to Mr. Boop, starring Alec, Betty, Bugs, and Peter |
| HotLap 05/18/20 11:40:53 AM #371 | What if Alec impregnates Betty Boop with an Alec thats pregnant with Betty Boop? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Dad just called to tell me my Grandma passed away. I feel weird. |
| HotLap 05/18/20 10:24:03 AM #6 | I kinda went through the same thing when my grandmother passed away. I agree its a weird feeling. I think the fact she was going through an illness kinda normalized the idea she would pass away soon. That being paired with us not being incredibly close made me feel less sad than I thought I should have. I dont think its anything to beat yourself over. Whats important is that youre there for the people who are going through it a little more. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! |
| HotLap 05/17/20 9:31:07 PM #20 | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | What game should I play next? |
| HotLap 05/17/20 6:49:44 PM #3 | https://youtu.be/YR_wIb_n4ZU You listen to that and try not to play Outer Wilds. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | 'Videogame music isn't real music' |
| HotLap 05/17/20 1:29:59 PM #42 | |
| Topic | would you let Nina hartley boof on you |
| HotLap 05/16/20 5:27:35 PM #12 | Id trust her to look after my fish when Im out of town uuuuunnnngggghhh --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Karen is frothing at the mouth to go back to Applebees |
| HotLap 05/16/20 3:59:16 PM #3 | This steak is RAW! she yells as she sends back the medium well steak for a second time. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Obamagate? |
| HotLap 05/15/20 11:30:02 PM #5 | au_gold posted... You know what it is. BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Replace a word from a movie/TV show with "sausage" |
| HotLap 05/15/20 2:45:47 PM #2 | Sausage Sausage --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | The How I Met Your Mother Effect |
| HotLap 05/15/20 1:07:15 PM #14 | HIMYM is still stunning to me. The excuse Ive seen given is They filmed the ending scenes with the kids at the end of season one! It was always going to be that! That makes it even worse in my opinion. If you knew how the series would end for eight years, how on earth do you make the storytelling decisions you did? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | When was your last haircut? |
| HotLap 05/15/20 1:04:16 PM #51 | Parappa09 posted... ...a chicken fight? OH NO YOU DID NOT Nah Im just playing. I wish I had a famous sounding voice though. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | When was your last haircut? |
| HotLap 05/15/20 12:27:03 PM #46 | Parappa09 posted... thats what i have in my head but also with a peter griffin voice Now were in a fight. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | When was your last haircut? |
| HotLap 05/15/20 11:49:15 AM #40 | Parappa09 posted... are you going for the shaggy from scooby doo look now? Now that you mention it I do kinda look like a thicc Shaggy. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | When was your last haircut? |
| HotLap 05/15/20 11:28:56 AM #37 | Either November or December. Was planning on getting a haircut the week that my state got shut down. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | DrizztLink plays Divinity: Original Sin 2. He had two on the vine. So divine. |
| HotLap 05/15/20 11:24:44 AM #87 | When I was doing a co-op campaign, one of my buddies took Unstable and tried to max out his health. Then hed try to find the highest DPS target and die as quickly as possible. Dude was basically playing as a suicide bomber and it was shockingly viable. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | omg, why is naked and afraid: uncensored not actually uncensored |
| HotLap 05/15/20 12:33:31 AM #11 | pogo_rabid posted... Dan Gheesling will always be the GOAT My man is 0-10 in The Checkpoint League but he will conduct frame perfecticity in his shocking playoff upset tomorrow. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! |
| HotLap 05/14/20 11:23:20 PM #6 | Not me! Not Hermione! YOU! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | These are weird times. How has this affected your job /career? |
| HotLap 05/14/20 1:06:50 PM #9 | I was already working from home three days a week so it wasnt much of an adjustment. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Me: Damm, whats this? Spicy chicken sandwich? Any good? Might as well try it lol |
| HotLap 05/14/20 11:49:11 AM #6 | I used to live across the street from a 7/11 and once the older cashier told me this: When I die theyll put my tombstone right there in front of the gum. It wont say my name, itll just say Why? I was just trying to buy iced tea and beef jerky. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
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