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Sonic will pay.

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EnragedSlith posted...

His wife is Betty Boop

Hes in his wifes womb and he is his wifes baby.

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Oh damn, youre kinda trucking. Next section is arguably the largest in the game. Definitely want to explore as much as you can. You can also respec your characters if you want with the mirror on The Lady Vengeance.

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Tag.

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AceMos posted...

it gets dumber

i give you what they thought would be a great show to promote this service one of the things they where positive would make them the next youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1O7bBWYco8&feature=emb_logo

WARNING YOU WILL BE MADE DUMBER IF YOU WATCH THIS

I'm legitimately mad you posted this. I know you warned me and I know it's my own fault for clicking anyway but oh my god. How could you do this to me?

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Parappa09 posted...

i didn't see the clip of fleabag winning the emmy but i'm glad bill hader was happy. comedy shows are going through a real golden period, the writing for the 30 min shows are so on point right now. i recently got round to watch ramy and that was good too

also just want to show out how great olivia coleman is in fleabag too. also in real life she's just naturally funny and weirdly quirky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPSGwa01Djc

What's crazy about Olivia Coleman is that I had no idea how phenomenal an actress she was. I always knew she was funny from when I saw her in That Mitchell and Webb Look. So when I saw she won the Oscar I thought "that lady from that sketch comedy series last decade?" But I haven't seen Ramy yet, I'll have to check that out.

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Only thing I'll recommend is saving a lot. Sometimes it autosaves, but there's nothing more disheartening than losing a fight and finding out the last time you saved was two hours ago.

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Hmm... trying to figure out a way of hunting at the location without giving it away. Theyre on an animal that doesnt wear gloves in real life.

Id say thats good class coverage. As you continue to play youll figure out how you like to fight.

Glad youre playing through this. Ive spent a lot of time in this game and am eager to see how you like it.

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Do you want us to tell you where the teleportation gloves are or would you rather play the game without outside input? Even without the gloves, there are other ways to hop around as the game progresses.

What classes are you going with dead guy, lizard guy, and Angry Aragorn?

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thisisboris2 posted...

ill yield to none

Glory is mine!

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o

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Agreed, I love Barry and Atlanta as well. Im glad Phoebe and Donald are good friends in real life. Also, it was great to see how excited Bill Hader was when Fleabag won the Emmy over Barry. Bill Hader is a genuinely huge fan of Fleabag.

Im rewatching Fleabag again and I still fawn over the scene where the priest notices the fourth wall break. Its at that moment where you just realize theyre perfect for each other but it can never happen.

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Definitely dont get the Shirley hate. Whenever she was paired with Jeff for an episode, it was always great. They both see through one anothers facades and call each other on their shit.

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I havent cut my hair or shaved since Ive been in quarantine. Im too ugly to cam.

Not too ugly to drink tho.

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Undercook my chicken, you big dummy. Ask my dad about American politics, you big dummy. Strangle me in the bathroom, you big dummy.

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Ive had almost an entire 750 of Bulleit Bourbon tonight. Tomorrow is going to be a rough awakening.

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I was a bit underwhelmed by the first couple episodes of Season 1. I didnt really get the hype, but the season finished strong.

Season 2 blew me out of the water. Its hard for me to call a season of television perfect, but I cant find anything I didnt love with Fleabag season 2. It maybe three in the morning and Im drunk a rambley, but shit its so fucking good.

Watch Fleabag everybody.

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Shes great as Judge Gen in The Good Place.

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WafflehouseJK posted...

I had a couple of gay guys in college who were super into me and would send me unsolicited dick pics and tell me how they deeded thinking about me and shit like that.

Also had some people in online gaming groups I've been in over the years do the same thing.

I've gotten a lot of unsolicited dick pics over the years. >_>

I said I was sorry.

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Parappa09 posted...

sounds like you need to get addicted to water too otherwise your pee would be blood orange

Basically if Im not drinking alcohol or coffee Im drinking water. Im not peeing blood orange, Im just peeing all the time.

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AL
CO
HOL

Also coffee, the dehydration double trouble.

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Parappa09 posted...

is it weird that i have a boner rn

Its be weird if you didnt, you big dummy. Slam me in the back of the head with it like its an impact baton, you big dummy.

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Drink the rest of my milk but then when I ask what happened to the milk you say I dont know what happened to the milk, you big dummy.

Fuck me raw, you big dummy.

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Slap me harder, you big dummy. Audit my taxes, you big dummy. Forget to feed my fish when Im out of town, you big dummy.

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Poop.

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Just turn this into a watchthrough topic.

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My brother was a night baker at Panera for a little while. He seemed to think it was fine.

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I had to click on three videos that were removed before I found one that wasnt. Every single one that had been removed was removed for copyright issues. Meaning the video was removed at the request of the owner. They either want you to watch the documentary on their website or theyre just stoking the flames of tHe GoVeRnMeNt DoEsNt WaNt YoU tO sEe ThIs.

Its the definition of a gish gallop. They throw so much bullshit at you so fast that it becomes tiresome to debunk everything.

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The entire video is basically based around one woman's testimony and the film provides no fucking evidence for her claims.

Am I really supposed to believe that the documentary that fucking misspelled "filmmaker" in the first 90 seconds thoroughly fact checked their claims? Fuck this and anyone who shares it. It's honestly stunning because I've seen people on Facebook who I previously respected share this bullshit. How is anyone believing any of this?

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Go kill John Lennon again, ya loser!

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Im not shaving or cutting my hair until the stay-at-home orders are lifted. I know it doesnt look great, I just want to see as drastic an improvement as possible as a kind of celebration.

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Shove a bunch of light energy in dark purple dye and hope they dont notice.

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I was literally trying to remember Lees name while making that post! Been awhile but he seemed like a chill dude from what I remember.

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I miss a lot of the old tinychat crew from like 2010-2011ish.

Not as much as I miss the true GOAT, BillyAssManGunn though.

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Either a fried egg sandwich or cheap mac and cheese with hot sauce.

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Tag, will post some later. Get ready for shitty folk music.

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I have always dreamt of playing charades with you Jeffrey. Just not like this! And not on dry land.

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I hate to suggest replacing one vice with another, but smoking weed helped me drink less. Obviously thats not an ideal suggestion.

Why not AA btw?

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Doom_Art posted...

"Has anyone else noticed Professor Duncan hasn't been around for a long time?"

The sidewalk is a lot more comfortable than it looks.

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This is truly the dumbest fucking shit I have ever laid eyes on. A truly stone cold atrocity the likes of which I will never be able to find the words to describe.

I love it so much.

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Shut up Leonard! I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.

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Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to Come Sail Away by Styx again?

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PatrickMahomes posted...

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Now dont me mad... I didnt think anyone else would respond to the ad.

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Im going to rap to the beat in a rapping way.

Ive got a REAL BIG PENIS and I drink lots of tea.

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Breath of the Wild maybe?

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