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TopicYou guys are NOT going to believe this shit.
HornedLion
07/23/21 9:05:40 PM
#16
wwinterj25 posted...
What child? The TC just wants to brag about his socks.

Theres nothing to brag about... theyre gone.

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TopicYou guys are NOT going to believe this shit.
HornedLion
07/23/21 8:01:59 PM
#13
Mead posted...
yeah this is on you TC

teach her that this was wrong but also dont be mad at her she is 5 years old and you are the parent you gotta keep dangerous things away from her getting them

Nothing else I can really do. But she knows not to touch it now so if she does again then thats on her.

Just glad it was me and not her mom.

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TopicYou guys are NOT going to believe this shit.
HornedLion
07/23/21 6:27:26 PM
#6
Zareth posted...
Why do you keep gorilla glue in a place where a 5 year old can access it

I dont. They climb and shit.

One time I woke in the middle of the night like 3am to some weird sounds. I was sure I had an intruder. I go to investigate... and it was her climbing through my closet shelves. At 3am!!!

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TopicYou guys are NOT going to believe this shit.
HornedLion
07/23/21 5:57:50 PM
#1
So my 5 year old was doing her arts and crafts on the kitchen floor. She abandoned it and left.

Just now I walked in and got a cup of coffee and then felt intense heat like fire under my heel. Like I was standing on a hot iron.

I attempted to lift my foot but it was stuck! So, like a guy, I lifted it harder. And I succeeded in getting it off the ground.

Do you know wtf happened!? She was fucking using Gorilla Glue! When I took off my socks my top layer of skin went with them.



My sister got me these socks too. My favorite pair.

Anyone know what counteracts gorilla glue? Shit is on my hands and everything now.

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TopicAnyone playing New World?
HornedLion
07/23/21 12:37:53 PM
#13
Is it fun to play, though? Its only $40. Should I?

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TopicIs it racist to not date a woman based on skin color?
HornedLion
07/23/21 8:38:28 AM
#69
I tend to go for white girls. The paler the better.

BUT... all this means is that when you come across some caramel skinned beauty that you just have to approach and talk to... that shes a very special creature and you must close on that deal.

+ =

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TopicAttention: Insect loving nerds
HornedLion
07/23/21 7:18:43 AM
#13
Llamachama posted...
Stop keeping your trash in your garage. Put it in a clean bin outside. Clean your garage. Make sure it is dry.

Theres nothing in my garage but my car and the trash bag. Thats it. Literally. Nothing to clean.

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TopicMy baby boomer uncle can't recognize truth when it's presented angrily.
HornedLion
07/23/21 12:05:15 AM
#7
America_Dude posted...
Youre applying this to baby boomers when you can see it happening daily here with the youngest generation. People are unable to read past what they perceive the emotion of a response was to see what was actually said.

True. But I still dont want the heat that comes with saying BotW wasnt a 10/10 game.

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TopicI ordered some fried chicken from a milk tea place
HornedLion
07/22/21 11:57:29 PM
#5
R.I.P. Meads asshole

Time of death: Tomorrow morning

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TopicAttention: Insect loving nerds
HornedLion
07/22/21 10:04:47 PM
#9
Mead posted...
Dont fuck around with roaches. Go nuclear on their asses with chemicals and diatomaceous earth

That does wonders for bed bugs.

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TopicRepublican politicians are changing their stance on the vaccine.
HornedLion
07/22/21 4:33:15 PM
#22
DirtBasedSoap posted...
kango shows up once every couple of months to get really angry and smug lol

Thats Rick Moranis type shit right there.

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TopicHow often do you play a game you don't like 'cuz you're mad and want to win?
HornedLion
07/22/21 3:34:22 PM
#3
As often as Street Fighter HD remix.

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TopicAttention: Insect loving nerds
HornedLion
07/22/21 2:36:06 PM
#5
I got my guy coming. Its a bomb/spray that sprays the place. I must remove my hedgehogs, bearded dragon, and Dubia roaches when they come treat the home. We have to be gone for 4 full hours.

The spray is harmless to humans but deadly to pests once it dries. I dont know the validity of that statement.

OhhhJa posted...
Funny you say that you would burn if it was bed bugs and not German roaches. My wife would probably blow our house up with everything inside of it if we had german roaches. I can't even say the word roaches around her without her freaking out

German roaches are pretty much ugly to look at. But they dont bite me in the middle of the night while Im trying to sleep. Realistically... if they all magically turned into ladybugs that behaved like German roaches, I wouldnt give a shit.

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TopicAttention: Insect loving nerds
HornedLion
07/22/21 1:51:43 PM
#1
I usually get ants in the spring and manage to effectively eradicate them. This year they actually skipped my house but instead a different... more devious pest has come. No, not bed bugs... Id burn the house if it was that. Instead its German roaches.

These little nazi bastards are in my garage. Its where I keep the trash bags.

I have a friend thats an exterminator and has quoted me so cheap that it doesnt even make sense. BUT... Im not a fan of spraying chemicals in my home or whatever it is theyre going to do.

So, Im thinking... since theyre only in the garage... what if I get a natural predator for them? A spider!

Will a spider kill them? And if so... which kind? Keep in mind that I have kids and dont need a spider thatll turn on us in the end.

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TopicTribes of Midgard!
HornedLion
07/22/21 1:44:25 PM
#3
Metalsonic66 posted...
The art style shines through pretty nicely

Preordered the deluxe edition.

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TopicTribes of Midgard!
HornedLion
07/22/21 1:40:47 PM
#1
For Steam and PS5!

https://youtu.be/p-rpS-9SNSs

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TopicAnyone playing New World?
HornedLion
07/22/21 10:20:04 AM
#10
papercup posted...
And also what are "quality of life and convenience items"? So you're telling me I have to pay $40 for the privilege of being inconvenienced by Amazon?

This got me.


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TopicRepublican politicians are changing their stance on the vaccine.
HornedLion
07/22/21 10:17:46 AM
#1
Why have they?


What do you think?


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TopicAnyone playing New World?
HornedLion
07/22/21 9:10:47 AM
#5
papercup posted...
Oh I read about the monetization and cash shop. Ehh no thanks. Also theres like no PvE content at launch, which is what Im all about. Why are people hyped for this? Because its not WoW?

How bad is the monetization?

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TopicAnyone playing New World?
HornedLion
07/21/21 11:16:29 PM
#3
Well, Im tracking this subject so I remember to check tomorrow morning to see if I can join the beta.

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TopicWill the Steam Deck kill the switch?
HornedLion
07/21/21 9:41:59 PM
#25
Nintendo fanboys, dawgs. This place is infested with them.

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TopicAttention: You know who you are
HornedLion
07/21/21 7:02:50 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/8B-K-6YXqnE

Youre welcome.

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TopicAre your nipples useless?
HornedLion
07/20/21 10:04:24 PM
#5
Mine are sensitive af.

I found out while with an extremely intelligent college girl... that was just getting into heavy drug using... so maybe not so intelligent?

But I digress... so we are sleeping together and I have a solid 15+ minutes to go. Possibly way more. But then she leans forward and licks me there and . The end.

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Topic"...and you're not going to get Randy Jackson's autograph."
HornedLion
07/20/21 3:50:14 PM
#1



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TopicI'm tired of this Anti-Male society we live in.
HornedLion
07/20/21 12:05:01 PM
#15
@Zeus
I have DBZ ones too.




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TopicWomen's rights and liberation from the white supremacist patriarchy is serious!
HornedLion
07/19/21 6:53:24 PM
#10
Zareth posted...



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TopicDid we travel 238,900 miles to the moon...
HornedLion
07/19/21 5:16:55 PM
#1
In the fucking 1960s!?


66 years after the first plane flight.

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TopicPick Up truck drivers VS female drivers
HornedLion
07/19/21 4:10:36 PM
#1
Which one makes you feel so happy to be alive?





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TopicSteam Deck
HornedLion
07/19/21 2:43:54 PM
#17
Lokarin posted...
Sure would be nice to play MapleStory in bed... something Nintendo promised for the DS back in like 2004 or whatever

@Lokarin
I never got into MS. I played MS2 and it was cute... but failed.

Would you recommend MS in 2021?

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TopicWhat's a nice buttery salty treat I could bake?
HornedLion
07/18/21 12:25:11 PM
#2
Super buttery Rice Krispies treats?

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TopicWhat do you think Jeff Bezos will do after faking his death this week
HornedLion
07/18/21 11:35:12 AM
#3
I know people that are doing Puts on Amazon as a Hail Mary if he dies.

Its funny now but if it works out then theyll look like geniuses.

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TopicA different era in gaming.
HornedLion
07/17/21 11:21:14 PM
#3
Metalsonic66 posted...
Ten bucks for an empty case!

Think that number still works?

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TopicA different era in gaming.
HornedLion
07/17/21 4:46:55 PM
#1




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TopicSteam Deck
HornedLion
07/16/21 7:12:08 PM
#7
RCtheWSBC posted...
Getting my hands on a 3080 is gonna be a bitch.

Do it! No matter the cost(within reason).

Id pay twice what its normally worth but everywhere I find them theyre 3x more. Not doing that. Going to text my contacts and see what they can find. They got me a PS5 so lets see.


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TopicSteam Deck
HornedLion
07/16/21 7:03:37 PM
#5
RCtheWSBC posted...
That's similar to me! I built mine for Christmas 2015 and it's showing its age a bit these days. Obviously GPUs are still a bitch to get, but I'm going to move forward with my planned build and keep using my GTX 1060 unless I get lucky otherwise.

Im going all out on my build cause it has to last me 5yrs at least.

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TopicSteam Deck
HornedLion
07/16/21 6:05:59 PM
#3
RCtheWSBC posted...
Tempted, but I already started buying parts to build a new PC this year so I'm going to see that through.

I'm going to keep a close eye out on more reviews and spec tests though! I'm very intrigued by the Steam Deck.

@RCtheWSBC
I built my PC at the end of 2016 and will be making a new one before 2022. I think its about time.

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TopicSteam Deck
HornedLion
07/16/21 3:34:47 PM
#1
Preordered?


I did.

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TopicI am dependent on cold brew coffee in the morning
HornedLion
07/16/21 9:45:21 AM
#8
Starbucks salted caramel cold brew.

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TopicBuy panties. Catfish some dudes. Sell panties.
HornedLion
07/15/21 9:36:55 PM
#4
This idea is 20 years old, bro!

Made hundreds off selling panties on Craigslist.

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TopicFighting games are the most Chad of video game genres, right?
HornedLion
07/15/21 8:14:20 PM
#5
https://youtu.be/JzS96auqau0

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TopicI'm tired of this Anti-Male society we live in.
HornedLion
07/15/21 8:13:05 PM
#1


They couldve easily had tuxedo mask on there. The fucking cat is even there but no tuxedo mask. Man, fuck this shit!

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TopicBeing male sucks. :(
HornedLion
07/15/21 5:01:16 PM
#19
ComradeSeraphim posted...
Luckily they have medication and surgery to fix that little birth defect! ^^

Birth defect? But I like my peen.

And I have a feeling you would too.

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TopicIs Aculo...
HornedLion
07/15/21 4:44:17 PM
#4
There he is. Havent seen him in a while.

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TopicIs Aculo...
HornedLion
07/15/21 4:33:53 PM
#1
Ok?


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TopicYay, free money for me :)
HornedLion
07/15/21 4:24:05 PM
#5
$800 dollars from Biden cause I have kids.

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TopicArv just got the best damn switch game
HornedLion
07/15/21 1:52:08 PM
#7
ArvTheGreat posted...
Did the game give it away

Lil bit.

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TopicArv just got the best damn switch game
HornedLion
07/15/21 1:19:33 PM
#2
Arv is white?

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Topici think i might be gay or bisexual.
HornedLion
07/15/21 12:40:53 PM
#18
TC, does he look like a chick? If so... blow his asshole out. I wont judge you.

And you know whats the most manliest thing you could do? Not give a fuck. Be a man. Take what you want.

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TopicSMT: Nocturne
HornedLion
07/14/21 5:55:06 PM
#1
I want it for Steam. I dont want to pay full price.

Buy it for me. Thank you.

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TopicAttention: Cat lovin' fucks
HornedLion
07/14/21 3:38:01 PM
#1
I want this cat:
https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ

But I cant because its listed as a vulnerable species and its protected. Whats the next best cat I can get that looks this cute as an adult.

Dont say Any cat cause realistically thats bullshit and I dont share the same cat obsession you have.

Maybe a munchkin?

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