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TopicHow the fuck do you use the 3 sea shells!?
HornedLion
09/02/23 4:43:41 PM
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I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos.
TopicI'm spending over $90,000 a year
HornedLion
08/29/23 1:24:02 PM
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On just going out every day, drinking, eating, and paying for guests.

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TopicTwo clients today asked if I was military, one commented on my junk, repeatedly
HornedLion
08/28/23 6:46:11 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAc2z0AAEytn.jpg

y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home?

Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan.


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TopicI work hard and have no time for all the games.
HornedLion
08/28/23 9:50:03 AM
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  • Diablo 4
  • Exoprimal
  • Remnant 2
  • Armored Core
  • Street Fighter


Not to mention games I regularly play like For Honor.

What games you guys struggling to find time for?

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TopicWelp, my account was perma-banned from Reddit...
HornedLion
08/28/23 9:26:44 AM
#5
Solid_Sonic posted...
Seeing as I was deliberately pushing buttons I would say that is probably the endgame...

r/leopardsatemyface

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TopicConfirm or Deny: The most racist people in America
HornedLion
08/28/23 8:50:22 AM
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Arent even the people whose great, great grandparents owned slaves or have been in this country for hundreds of years. Its those whose parents or grandparents came from some European country one to three generations ago.


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TopicSeriously question. Only for good looking people.
HornedLion
08/25/23 10:58:31 AM
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Lots of ugly people posting. Can I get someone serious over here?

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TopicSeriously question. Only for good looking people.
HornedLion
08/24/23 5:12:29 PM
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Ever get hit on by someone. You do not reciprocate either because A) youre not attracted to them or B) theyre an employee and/or client and you dont want to cross that line. And then the person gets upset and either resents you or tries to get you in trouble?

If so, what the fuck!?

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TopicAttention: Pussy bitch boy
HornedLion
08/24/23 3:03:54 PM
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Ima murder you on Armored Core.

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TopicDoes anyone still get butterflies in their stomachs when
HornedLion
08/14/23 1:32:21 PM
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They post on GameFAQS?



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TopicBeing a man is hard
HornedLion
08/11/23 3:47:12 PM
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Im in a position of power. Ive had 3 women under me that wanted to be well under me. I did the professional thing and just didnt do it. I also did what society today thinks is right.

But in all 3 cases, these women felt shitty cause I basically turned them down, and resented me there after. Even though I didnt make anything awkward between us, and have remained the same great boss I always been.

Its like damned if I do and damned if I dont.

Ima just sling dick to whoever wants it from now on. If I cant win either way, I might as well get something out of it.

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TopicAttention: Caffeine addicts
HornedLion
08/09/23 8:54:09 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/5/AAckHXAAEvOV.jpg

Come on Cortado and Flat White are the same thing.

Cappuccino and Latte are, too.

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TopicMy Neighbor Tododile
HornedLion
08/07/23 12:44:31 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
What's a Tododile?

Idk Im OG red & blue.

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TopicMy Neighbor Tododile
HornedLion
08/07/23 11:09:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/1/AAckHXAAEu2_.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/2/AAckHXAAEu3A.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAckHXAAEu3B.jpg

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TopicMy Neighbor Tododile
HornedLion
08/07/23 9:57:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAckHXAAEu2S.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAckHXAAEu2T.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/8/AAckHXAAEu2U.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/9/AAckHXAAEu2V.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/0/AAckHXAAEu2W.jpg

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TopicScientists just announced that the doomsday cock is 5 degrees from fully erect.
HornedLion
08/06/23 7:46:18 AM
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Who did what though?

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TopicI never conquered rarely came
HornedLion
08/04/23 2:37:01 PM
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Sixteen just held such better days.


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TopicI'm fighting a robot this morning
HornedLion
08/04/23 7:12:50 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAckHXAAEuTQ.jpg

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I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos.
TopicI suck at noticing when a girl wants me.
HornedLion
08/03/23 9:15:18 PM
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My wife usually knows weeks before its apparent to me.

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TopicWho is more violent the left wing or right wing?
HornedLion
08/03/23 9:07:36 PM
#3
Czarnians.

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I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos.
TopicTalking out of turn.
HornedLion
08/03/23 8:16:22 AM
#5
https://youtu.be/sKiLfH3DVGc

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TopicNoooooooo! Not Pee Wee Herman!!
HornedLion
08/01/23 9:35:28 AM
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teddy241 posted...
We almost lost Sinbad. We lost Louie Anderson. Whos next? Pauly Shore? Andy Dick? Carrot top?

Not to be a dick but didnt we already lose Sinbad so to speak. Maybe decades ago.

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TopicTalking out of turn.
HornedLion
07/31/23 7:59:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AAckHXAAEtkD.jpg

Thats a paddln.

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TopicMy cat has been missing for two weeks
HornedLion
07/31/23 7:25:43 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
My friend had their cats and kitten stolen from them

I forgot I have a pic of me and Mauro:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/5/AAckHXAAEtjx.jpg

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TopicNoooooooo! Not Pee Wee Herman!!
HornedLion
07/31/23 2:35:04 PM
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teddy241 posted...
He was my everything as a child. Brought so much joy and happiness to this world. Love you, P.W.

True. But somehow, as an adult, his show was every bit as entertaining as it was when I was a kid. I think Morpheus got his start on it, too.

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TopicPeewee Herman died ;-;
HornedLion
07/31/23 1:16:47 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AAckHXAAEtgb.jpg

Seriously, Jen. Same exact time too.

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TopicNoooooooo! Not Pee Wee Herman!!
HornedLion
07/31/23 1:15:59 PM
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R.I.P. Sweet pince.

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TopicSubway offering Lifetime of Free Sub if you change your name to 'Subway'...
HornedLion
07/29/23 10:11:40 PM
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It�s always the places you don�t want that does this. I�d change my name to Chik Fil-A in a heartbeat.

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TopicI didn't realize people just solicit to buy your house
HornedLion
07/29/23 10:09:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I get text messages multiple times of month from people who looked me up in public record asking if I want to sell my house.

NO! Barely anyone my age can even buy a house. I want to keep it.

Very sad truth. Might as well hit the principle hard and call it a day.

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TopicMy cat has been missing for two weeks
HornedLion
07/29/23 8:55:35 AM
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When I was a kid my grandmas cat got stolen(pretty sure it was) and it really hurt. I was only like 3. She never got another cat.

RIP Mauro

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Topicits mead and me
HornedLion
07/27/23 8:30:23 AM
#5
Whats happening!?

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TopicHappy Birthday VampireCoyote
HornedLion
07/26/23 7:30:11 PM
#35
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/2/AAckHXAAEsnk.jpg

Happy Birthday!

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TopicI miss you so much, 90s.
HornedLion
07/24/23 11:04:00 AM
#11
https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw

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TopicI miss you so much, 90s.
HornedLion
07/24/23 9:38:29 AM
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https://youtu.be/rZoD8JEFjAE

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TopicFighter jets are impressive
HornedLion
07/23/23 10:51:46 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I'm actually more impressed with crop dusters.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/8/AAQwHjAAEr9U.jpg
That's an Air Tractor AT-802A. It's got a 1,350 hp Pratt & Whitney turboprop. It can pull off some crazy maneuvers while carrying an 820 gallon chemical tank. That's 6,500 pounds. Range is 800 miles at 221 mph, stall speed is 91 mph, and it has an 850 ft/min rate of climb.

They actually made a military version, the OA-1K Sky Warden. It has engine and cockpit armor, a bulletproof windscreen, self-sealing fuel tanks, and can carry 9,000 pounds of armaments on 10 hardpoints, including the APKWS rocket, GBU-12 laser-guided bomb, and Hellfire and Griffin missiles. The military version has a more powerful 1,600 hp engine, and a 1,500 mile range at 210 mph cruise.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/9/AAQwHjAAEr9V.jpg

If you were selling it, Id be buying it.

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TopicFighter jets are impressive
HornedLion
07/23/23 6:57:04 PM
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Think about their thrust power, size and fuel economy.

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TopicAttention: PotD, I'm coming out
HornedLion
07/23/23 12:28:11 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I get a boner if I start to perspire when its hot out or if a woman walks in front of me and has a butt

im coming out as that

Lets bottle Meads sweat and put Pzifer and their Viagra out of business!

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TopicHow do I access Diablo 4 Season 1?
HornedLion
07/21/23 8:44:11 AM
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imlikegutsfr posted...
Yeah you need to defeat mommy first

Do I need to create a new Char or just finish with my current one?

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TopicHow do I access Diablo 4 Season 1?
HornedLion
07/21/23 7:04:10 AM
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Is it because I haven�t beat the campaign yet?

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TopicIt's been 3 years since I talked to my parents
HornedLion
07/19/23 2:31:40 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Oh okay. I didn't know if you were trying to solicit something weird because of who you are.

My dad became physically disabled with MS when I was a young child. After that happened, he depended on my mother for healthcare and daily activities assistance. He is beholden to her for care and will never say no to her or stand up against her even when she's wrong.

He has verbally and physically assaulted me more than once in my life. He allowed his two older sons from a previous marriage to physically and emotionally torment me until I was absolutely mentally ill. As a small child. My brothers actually tortured me and he did nothing to stop them because they were also physically assaulting him. He just let it all happen.

When I became an adult he never made it a point to call ME or text ME. He barely responded to my attempts at private correspondence. He only ever let my mom do all that. He has never tried to actually get to know me or be a friend or real father to me.

Damn. Im sorry.

Glad youre happy now, though.

Makes me want to hug my little girls now.

Oh okay. I didn't know if you were trying to solicit something weird because of who you are.

Im not a bad guy. Its just PotD takes things too seriously sometimes and it makes me want to use that for my entertainment.

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TopicIt's been 3 years since I talked to my parents
HornedLion
07/19/23 1:16:18 PM
#66
Jen0125 posted...
Can I ask why you are specifically asking about my dad?

Im well versed on the drama regarding your mom. Wasnt aware about the dad lore.

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TopicIt's been 3 years since I talked to my parents
HornedLion
07/19/23 1:06:45 PM
#64
What did you dad do?

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Topici miss mister roger
HornedLion
07/18/23 9:27:43 AM
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True Story: I use to have breakfast with him every single weekend.

Okay, I wasnt sitting across the table from him but him and I would go to the same diner every weekend. Technically Im not lying when I say I had breakfast with Mr. Rogers every weekend.

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TopicAttention: PotD, I'm coming out
HornedLion
07/17/23 11:08:30 PM
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As a demisexual.

I only get big and beefy for someone who I have feelings for. Otherwise I�m like meh.

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TopicGoing on 3 days with a sunflower seed stuck in my throat
HornedLion
07/17/23 1:58:16 PM
#5
wwinterj25 posted...
It's unlikely food is stuck in your throat for that amount of time. The only way you'll know is if you get a doctor to look down your throat. Even then they might not see it and you may need a camera down it. I also learned of something called Globus. This is a feeling of something stuck in your throat due to anxiety. Could be that.

Nah, it stuck there. Its very rough and pokey. Only way you could be right is if it caused a cut and what Im feeling is a rough scab. But even then it doesnt explain the pokey.

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TopicGoing on 3 days with a sunflower seed stuck in my throat
HornedLion
07/17/23 1:14:25 PM
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There�s got to be a home remedy for this. I can feel like back there just poking my tonsil or whatever.

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TopicExoprimal is actually quite fun
HornedLion
07/17/23 10:49:27 AM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
for some reason i read that as returnal

i was gonna say hell yeah it's fun but this is about exoprimal and i probably will never play that

Both are on my Steam favorites. Hell, I even purchased Returnal twice. Once for PS5 and once for Steam.

On topic, Exoprimal is surprisingly good. I like the little bit of actual PvP at the end of a run. The whole match is like gamer foreplay.

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I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos.
TopicMy neighbor tried to reward me with a bj for finding her iPhone
HornedLion
07/17/23 1:12:23 AM
#35
SinisterSlay posted...
I feel like a bj requires a level of trust a random stranger cannot provide

Chunky chicks will put their mouths on anything.

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TopicExoprimal is actually quite fun
HornedLion
07/17/23 1:09:29 AM
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I�m really enjoying it. I consistently get MVP. This will definitely hold me down until Remnant 2 comes out.

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TopicI need your help once again, guys.
HornedLion
07/16/23 12:27:00 PM
#4
Is eBay trustworthy?

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