Lurker > EngineerGamer

show peaks in the first 2 episodes and only goes downhill from there

a very common experience is thinking season 3 is iffy and then being absolutely nostalgic for it by the time you're in season 6 because the drop in quality just never ceases

Esrac posted...

So, where and when can I pre-order? They look sharp.

u were too late yesterday

16 will be produced
14 of which have already been pre-ordered by scalper bots

at a bare minimum it needs garlic and red pepper flakes, also chopped spinach might be a sleeper hit too considering it's a classic pairing with feta

tiktok recipes are always like overly-simple and clearly geared towards people who don't really cook so whatever, i hate that it's gone viral

this needs like 4-5 more things in it to be worthwhile to me imo

return of the jedi and a new hope and the first half of empire and

oh for sure, not having an n64 meant you missed out on like 6 games that were 10/10, but not having a ps1 meant you missed out on like 50 games that were 9/10

it's such a consistent correlation that i really can't ignore it

rip homie

five guys is premium priced for bland lazy homemade quality

felt rushed like a recap movie, it needed to be a series imo

ugh why is kpop so cringe
so much plastic surgery and cultural appropriation. koreans fucking haaaate black people lmao why does every kpop song have a shitty rap verse

and wtf is this trend of eating medium-rare burgers, that texture is horrific >_>

gimme multi-patty smashburgers any day

guys it's ok to like mayo

steak sauce has literally no respectable uses, all the others have their place

will it stop me every 5 steps for a tutorial or story sequence about some shitty character i dont give a fuck about like Sun&Moon did

at all 3 mcdonalds locations near me i've ordered "extra pickles/onions", had it rang in as "extra pickles/onions" on the receipt, and somehow ended up receiving no pickles/onions

i'm a ruthless check-er now

i worked there in high school, their hot dogs are stupid-overpriced. they're literally just Hebrew National All-Beef Franks and Franz Hot Dog Buns, cooked on a gas grill with no extra seasoning nor butter on the bun or anything.
for the $8 you spend on the hot dog you could get a whole pack of the exact ones at any supermarket.

i honestly can't go back

anything less than a 32G is uninteresting to me now. so during the 80% of my time that i don't have a large-chested lady in my life i just settle for deeding to 2D stuff

the whole trilogy is on ps3 tho <_<

granted my speaking voice is probably the #1 thing i get compliments about from women

but those same qualities that make it a nice speaking voice make it a pretty bland singing voice

fucking everything i'd wanna sing is in a high tenor range and even though i can get up there on a good day and sound passable it just doesn't really suit my voice ideally

csgo for grinding ranked, overwatch for casual fun

yeah i hate the tonal shift after the first season

that scene in season 3 where hawk breaks demetri's arm is like whaaaat the fuck

lame

apolloooo posted...

from various clips i've seen on the internet, it looks like anime version of south park that is parodying basically everything, but isntead of news and current events, it parody various anime/meta anime culture/ anime production thing.

that's pretty spot on. "anime seinfeld" is another one i hear often. it's really good! i recommend watching it

armandro posted...

I have 3 overwatch accounts
and I dont wait that much
try having a little patience

i didnt say anything about queue times whatsoever, my complaint is about matchmaking and match quality

TroutPaste posted...

Too late for what? Having fun or being average at it? I don't expect to be a pro player or anything

it's just fucking dead, the team MMR matchups even at the most populated ranks are all kinds of fucked because of how wide it has to search

it's too late just don't bother

play LoL or rocket league or valorant

so is spelunky 1 better?

yeah everything past diamond looks like a drag and everything past low GM is how much you wanna grind or how meta your main currently is or you're lukemino/kevster/one of like 15 other people in the world who are actually good

Ving_Rhames posted...

The problem has always been that Tanks have always been disproportionally powerful damage wise. In the season I finally quit for good, Zarya was legit the best DPS in the game that wasn't even classified as a DPS (Widow had just fallen out of favor because of Shieldcreep nonsense). Not sure how DPS fare nowadays, but back then it was nigh impossible to kill shit unless you had insta kill potential (Widowmaker).

it only really mattered at the highest ranks, which i have no intention (nor probably the potential) to reach anyway in this particular game. overwatch feels like a casual shooter that's been slowly, incrementally retrofitted to be a competitive title, and top-tier gameplay looks extremely foreign to the ladder experience due to the frankly unnatural level of teamwork required and complete lack of macro play. almost every game at that point is a matter of leaping onto micro-errors on the enemy team, which tells me the skill cap of the game is relatively low and the only way to climb past a certain point is to bash your head on that ceiling until it gives a couple inches.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

i havent played in forever. do they still force 2/2/2 comp?

in ranked yes and i'm happy about it

BigTee66 posted...

DPS dont really impact the game all that much besides maybe 2 or 3 of them. Tanks and Supports impact the game much more

i feel the most impact on tank personally, people seem clueless about how to play them so it's fun to force a tank diff every time i queue it. then again i'm equally low-plat on tank and dps.
i don't touch support, just not my thing. hell, most people i meet only play one role at all, so for me to play two equally is already ahead of the pack. *shrug*

there's so little individual impact that in comparison even LoL/Dota feel like they were fully in my control in hindsight

i've steadily climbed from bronze to platinum so far, goal is to hit diamond this season but the percentage of unwinnable games is just ludicrous compared to other esports

whenever an ex of mine would downgrade it would just make them dead to me tbh. one of my exes left me for a dude who was making $300k/yr in cybersecurity and played rugby and i was like, fuck it, nice job >_>

the excuses he gives her sound exactly what i myself will tell girls i'm just keeping on the backburner. he's just soooo "busy" allll the time and only hits her up at late-ass hours. i see u bro lmao

she's pretty inexperienced with relationships too so i'm guessing she doesn't recognize it. kinda sad for a mid-20s woman to fall for like, high school level manipulation but as long as she's letting me hit it while he ignores her it's whatever imo >_>

Choco posted...

your pants don't exactly show how tiny your penis is either now do they

i just wanted to talk about boobs

so how tall is he actually

i've seen everything claimed from 5'1" to 5'8"

you never really know what you're getting until it all comes off

and thennnn...9 times outta 10....in my experience...things don't go well

Joeydollaz posted...

lol you do know 4chan is tame compared to the other chans right?

shut up

has a white girl you've been with ever initiated race-play in your encounters

last week my hookup hit me with the "call me your white girl" during the act, and it dawned upon me that this has been a regular occurrence in my life, and most of these girls primarily dated white dudes themselves so i'm not talking about girls who openly prefer the darker gentlemen or have a reputation for doing so

https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/dua-lipa-GettyImages-1085074344.jpg

https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/getty/187696628.jpg?utm_keyword=referral_bustle

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/26664361baca74c0557e9cc3ee881a5864ec7cd0/0_349_3114_1868/master/3114.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=e6fdea7e894eae39a976c7639e0446f6

everyone i meet on that game is super passive and weird

ArchNemo posted...

You sound like a bad person

a bad person with a wet dick yes

god i love depressed women

do the cartels bother everyday people though

why does hussie think epilepsy is just totally hilarious

i'm only 28 dammit

hate this fat unfunny loser's content

her fanbase is all aging egirls who're too chubby and deep-voiced to relate to lilypichu and her knockoffs anymore

solosnake posted...

The game is fantastic and one of the best rpgs on ps1

If I read every line of dialog and still need a wiki to even begin to understand what the fuck happened in a game where the story is the centerpiece then something is wrong