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TopicMan, spending a week in the Chicago area really shown me...
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:59:10 AM
#6
Butterfiles posted...
Never been to Massachusetts but it never struck me as a culinary capital
I'm having flashbacks to the Family Guy ipecac scene.

"Who wants chowdah!?"

*widespread vomiting*

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TopicMMAGA Make Megatron A Gun Again
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:54:01 AM
#28
Megatron the car-sized gauss cannon.

He fires weaker Decepticons at the enemy at a significant fraction of c.

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TopicDo Americans know what king of beers is?
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:51:23 AM
#27
DespondentDeity posted...
Well you gotta take it pretty seriously to get to the level youre at.
That's uncool.

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Topicthat's one complaint cat
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:48:45 AM
#2
you're a complaint cat

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TopicGoogle CEO amid cost cuts, record profits: You don't need money to have fun!
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:46:03 AM
#5
Kombucha posted...
I remember when Google was small and scrappy,
We're so happy for you, now

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AABUaRAADpzk.jpg

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TopicMMAGA Make Megatron A Gun Again
DrizztLink
09/25/22 9:21:14 AM
#19
Make Megatron a Tyrannosaurus Again.

Yeeeessssss

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TopicDonald Trump: 'Do you know what the n-word is?'
DrizztLink
09/24/22 11:05:43 AM
#18
Smashingpmkns posted...
https://twitter.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/1573510371125522432

Lmao
This is a work of genius and also a terrible, terrible sin.

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TopicTrump-backed Air Force Vet for Congress lied about his service record. GOP mad
DrizztLink
09/24/22 11:02:24 AM
#8
gunplagirl posted...
Ah, but because he's saying this stuff on official record and it's stolen valor it does mean he could be charged or at least demoted further and lose even more benefits. XD
Tomorrow's press conference:

"The recent allegations that I have been demoted to E1 are false. I am surrendering responsibilities in preparation for an attack on Tal-Qaeda."

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TopicI really hate the current trend of long anime titles
DrizztLink
09/24/22 10:55:39 AM
#5
why the long titties

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TopicEver ran yourself out of a room with your own fart?
DrizztLink
09/24/22 10:34:33 AM
#3
It's not a proper fart unless you get that feeling in your nose like the gas main ruptured.

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TopicWho would win: Ghost Rider or Vegeta?
DrizztLink
09/24/22 10:32:41 AM
#12
Irony posted...
Pretty sure he does. The question is would the increase in damage even matter since he can tank planet busting attacks.
And he's used them, so he's gonna feel the pain of entire civilizations.

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TopicWhat difficulty setting are you living your real life?
DrizztLink
09/24/22 10:04:07 AM
#12
Hardcore.

One guy allegedly had respawn enabled but it took a couple days.

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TopicDarth Vader has retired
DrizztLink
09/24/22 3:55:59 AM
#8
Questionmarktarius posted...
Jones basically cashed out, and Respeecher gets to do it now.
I mean before.

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TopicDarth Vader has retired
DrizztLink
09/24/22 1:05:35 AM
#6
How do the VA rights work for things in which he didn't voice Vader?

Like IIRC The Force Unleashed was the Chad Vader guy.

Do they pay JEJ for the rights to the voice?

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TopicTropical storm days away and people in Florida losing it
DrizztLink
09/23/22 10:01:29 PM
#2
TULPAMANCER posted...
A tropical storm five days away? Zero F's.
Well yeah, that's for tornadoes

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TopicMy friends all think I'm having way more sex than I actually am
DrizztLink
09/23/22 10:00:24 PM
#8
Flockaveli posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/9/AAdMiTAADtOp.jpg
but this cannot account for the most classic of tactics:

hoes in different area codes

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TopicSchool resource officer accidentally fires weapon into class with students
DrizztLink
09/23/22 9:25:12 PM
#2
A highly trained professional who deserves our respect

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TopicIs pornography the greatest evil facing mankind today?
DrizztLink
09/23/22 9:24:25 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/0/AABUaRAADtOM.jpg

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TopicDo you frequently wish you could take naps at work?
DrizztLink
09/23/22 9:21:23 PM
#8
Naysaspace posted...
god no.

if you're taking naps at work, go to bed earlier maybe. There are extenuating circumstances (new parents, illnesses, etc), but in general....eliminate the reason you need a nap less than 12hr after waking up
Nobody tell him about Spain

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TopicWhen you pee then poop but the water splashes back
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:59:43 PM
#5
The Lemon Bidet

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TopicWould you ever go to a strip club
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:57:37 PM
#18
Xethuminra posted...
Not a word of this post is correct

Tbh,
Yeah, the pole itself rotates.

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TopicHave you seen Eden Lake? That ending was cruel :(
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:54:08 PM
#30
bobbaaay posted...
One of the best English language horror films of the '00s for sure.

I have read some criticism of the film, though, that it's kind of classist in a way most Americans wouldn't really understand without being British. They're basically all chavs, which are like the British version of "white trash," and some people see the film as being the equivalent of, "this person is a hillbilly so they must be uneducated and scary"
https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow

I daresay we have a few of those ourselves, but I can see Americans missing the subtext due to ignorance of dialects.

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TopicRussian men are running away from Putin's draft. They don't want to fight.
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:48:52 PM
#32
Kaiganeer posted...
want to? nah, but it's their country. you can't blame the populace for putin's war but they can't completely disavow the responsibility for letting it continue either
This is not only a stupid take, it almost definitely crosses the line into actual evil.

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TopicBella Poarch isn't a porn name. Sasha Banks isn't a porn name
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:27:34 PM
#2
Val Venis is a huge waste of a great porn name.

Instead he's just an idiot.

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Topicmy 26 year old brother is SUCH a dweeb. he's never even held hands with a girl
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:20:03 PM
#12
sometimes posted...
cowardly behavior

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicIs what my doctor is doing a violation of hippa? Im kinda scared.
DrizztLink
09/23/22 5:18:52 PM
#9
If this exact scenario were included in a HIPPA training and ended with "did this violate HIPAA yes/no" I'd make fun of them for inventing such a hamfisted and obvious violation.

So yeah, it's a violation that day one students shouldn't be making, let alone a whole ass doctor.

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TopicThere's nothing more damning than slamming your laptop when someone walks in
DrizztLink
09/23/22 4:42:07 PM
#11
CanuckCowboy posted...
Ive been watching veronica mars again and she does this like every other episode when her dad walks in. Him never reacting makes me think his private detective skills aren't quite top notch.
It's Veronica Mars and he is a grownup.

He's either incompetent or evil.

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TopicRussian men are running away from Putin's draft. They don't want to fight.
DrizztLink
09/23/22 4:39:13 PM
#22
yusiko posted...
they seemed less supportive while being dragged off
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/5/AARixHAADMbD.jpg

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TopicCute girl on 1st date: "There are only TWO genders...
DrizztLink
09/23/22 4:00:55 PM
#113
Sexual and gender identity is also a term that can be used to avoid this very situation.

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TopicEspeon & Glaceon wearing tuxedos
DrizztLink
09/22/22 6:51:07 PM
#4
JoeDangIt posted...
I'm not a clothing expert but I don't think those are tuxedos.
There are a fair few styles, some with coattails, some for women.

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TopicWhat are the best types of fish to keep with a black ghost knife
DrizztLink
09/21/22 8:26:46 PM
#7
Is it the ghost of a knife or a knife for cutting ghosts?

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Topic"Don't blame society, it's your fault."
DrizztLink
09/21/22 7:29:30 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sounds like something someone who caused COVID would say.

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TopicWhy do those plastic containers chicken comes in stink so fucking bad?
DrizztLink
09/21/22 7:23:57 PM
#6
WizardPowers posted...
The day after I eat it, the tray that I throw away will have my whole apartment smelling like trash
Because you just left a bunch of chicken juice sitting out overnight unrefrigerated.

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TopicEuropean swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
DrizztLink
09/21/22 7:22:55 PM
#15
Smackems posted...
Is it half sword thumpable
If the opponent drops his blade and makes the little uprights with his fingers, I am unbeatable.

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TopicEuropean swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight
DrizztLink
09/21/22 7:19:14 PM
#5
I folded my blade a thousand times.

Now I have one of those little paper footballs from middle school but it's supposed to be my sword.

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TopicHeres a stupid nitpick for Breaking Bad (spoilers)
DrizztLink
09/21/22 8:11:07 AM
#2
The most unrealistic part of Breaking Bad is that Gale made that entire karaoke video but nobody shot him until Jesse.

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TopicBeyond Meat COO arrested for biting a man's nose
DrizztLink
09/20/22 11:19:51 PM
#21
VampireCoyote posted...
Nose is not vegan
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/5/AABUaRAADsir.png

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TopicHow spicy would you want it?
DrizztLink
09/20/22 10:07:39 PM
#13
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/7/AATc28AADsh7.jpg
Then let me eat that little fucker.

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TopicHow many of your 4 wisdom teeth have you gotten pulled out?
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:52:53 PM
#14
All four, same time.

Top were pretty straightforward, the bottom were growing in at a 45 degree angle and also under a sheet of bone.

Had to go full IV sedation for that one, basically had to cut open my jaw.

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TopicHow spicy would you want it?
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:46:01 PM
#3
Isn't there a stage between egg and Agumon?

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TopicHow exactly is China a "communist country"?
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:39:13 PM
#10
ShineboxPhil posted...
Isn't north korea a weird hybrid of monarchy-communist?
goddamn monarcommies

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TopicMemes 24.0
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:28:28 PM
#441
Paladin stealth: clanking through a poorly lit room carrying a disco ball

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Topic50% of my paycheck goes to gas, taxes, and insurance.
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:24:07 PM
#4
Also, have you considered mild to moderate tax evasion?

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TopicAre blueberries the only fruit named after a colour?
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:18:08 PM
#2
Orange is named after the fruit.

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Topic50% of my paycheck goes to gas, taxes, and insurance.
DrizztLink
09/20/22 9:16:58 PM
#2
Cancel your insurance, the cosmetics DLCs will keep you safe.

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