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CableZL
09/19/22 11:27:48 PM
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https://ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/beyond-meat-coo-arrested-accused-of-biting-mans-nose-after-college-football-game/

The Chief Operating Officer of El Segundo-based Beyond Meat was arrested on a pair of charges after allegedly biting a mans nose in a parking garage in Fayetteville, Arkansas, on Saturday night.
Doug Ramsey, 53, of Fayetteville, was arrested on September 17 on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery. According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following the University of Arkansas victory over Missouri State.
Just after 10 p.m. local time, an officer was dispatched to Gate 15 for a disturbance that had previously occurred in the Stadium Drive Parking Garage (SDPG). The responding officer found two males with bloody faces at the scene.

This one definitely wasn't on my 2022 bingo card.

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baiken2
09/19/22 11:29:19 PM
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Eat a steak every time a vegan gets owned
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MabusIncarnate
09/19/22 11:29:31 PM
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It's not funny, but it's kind of funny.

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YellowSUV
09/19/22 11:31:40 PM
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*spoilers*

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Beyond_the_Beef

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VampireCoyote
09/19/22 11:33:17 PM
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Nose is not vegan

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Evening_Dragon
09/19/22 11:35:29 PM
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He missed the meat too much lmao

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Its_Time_2_Pray
09/19/22 11:36:02 PM
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Maybe he's a vampire and he went vegan to curb his vampiric urges.

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Strider102
09/19/22 11:41:06 PM
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That's not vegan.

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FigureOfSpeech
09/19/22 11:42:12 PM
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in after jokes probably (I didn't look but this is just too fucking easy come on lol)

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CADE_FOSTER
09/19/22 11:52:27 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He missed the meat too much lmao

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Tyranthraxus
09/19/22 11:55:27 PM
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Beyond Beef is people!!!!!

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BloodMoon7
09/19/22 11:55:39 PM
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Beyond Meat Human Nose when?

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cjsdowg
09/19/22 11:59:19 PM
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I have footage of it.

https://youtu.be/V4R16hbEL9w?t=8

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Kajagogo
09/20/22 12:07:27 AM
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Oswald Cobblepot?

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tamagucci
09/20/22 12:14:46 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He missed the meat too much lmao
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BignutzisBack
09/20/22 12:20:20 AM
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This is why I'm not a vegetarian

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Imit8m3
09/20/22 1:08:21 AM
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You became the very thing you swore to destroy!

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CableZL
09/20/22 10:25:18 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/09/20/beyond-meat-suspends-coo-doug-ramsey-effective-immediately.html?__source=flipboard

The Beyond Meat COO is SUSPENDED

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DrizztLink
09/20/22 11:19:51 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Nose is not vegan
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/5/AABUaRAADsir.png

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DKBananaSlamma
09/20/22 11:25:38 PM
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lmao that's fucking great

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Pitlord_Special
09/20/22 11:32:08 PM
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The Subaru was later destroyed.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 11:34:40 PM
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he's gotta get the flavor profile down for synthetic long pork. can't do that without a few taste tests.

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AlCalavicci
09/20/22 11:43:26 PM
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I prefer Impossible meat anyway

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Stalinrules
09/20/22 11:46:46 PM
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Haku?

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Agent_Stroud
09/20/22 11:51:34 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I have footage of it.

https://youtu.be/V4R16hbEL9w?t=8

Nah, thats obviously fake news put out by Beyond Meat to make the situation look less serious than it actually is. This is the real footage of the incident in question.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3zzQ9FIfrM

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/22 12:05:09 AM
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over sport ball results

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