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Axiom posted...

Mussolini-chan would be so proud

Fixed

Bishop_Hastur posted...

Nah, cause it's long past time for the trash to be taken out.

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Somebody called for a plumber?

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FaultyCircuitry posted...

Keep it modern and relevant to some extent at least

Who was the halftime show last year again?

The Honey Walnut Shrimp and the Sesame Chicken is great.

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This is like when Trump Rallies play Fortunate Son, huh?

The Super Bowl Halftime show would be a hell of a lot better with Hall and Oates instead.

action52 posted...

Y'all say gross who would wank to that

But change it to an anime girl

And half of CE would be fapping to Stinkbug Chan in seconds

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Here ya go.

Episode 0, The Epilogue.

Cliff's notes:

Show starts out on a research colony.
Eri, the MC of the show, a 4 year-old girl at the time celebrates her birthday.
Mom is a scientist/engineer. Dad is an engineer/test pilot.
The main Mobile Suit will not wake up.
Eri gets mad at mom and dad because they have to take calls and runs away to the Mobile Suit that wont wake up. The leader lady of the colony is at the suit doing tests. She gets a call and puts Eri inside the suit.
Politics play around.
Earth Federation declares Gundams to be illegal. (Except for them of course.)
As speech goes on, Feddies storm the research center and kill almost everyone in center. Dad takes out a test suit to fend them off.
It turns out that Eri is the catalyst that wakes the suit up due to the look on her mother's shocked face.
Eri and her mother escape the colony and Eri sees three enemy suits pop up on radar. She just points to the blips on the radar and they are destroyed.
Enemy leader comes and lets loose an emp like attack and then cuts their arm off.
Dad comes in and takes the sword to allow Eri and her mother to escape.

Pretty bad-ass start to the show.

TC would rather by Jameson than Bushmills. SMH

Queensrche - Silent Lucidity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw

bigtiggie23 posted...

Still trying to offend BYU I see.

Washington State.

The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do, check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, whack, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Black people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, white people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Puerto Ricans
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Samoans
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Let's get stupid
uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msrq0HjwJUM

The best Hip Hop song of the 80's by far.

Doom_Art posted...

Can't watch the vid rn

Does it have something to do with masks

No. Entitled passenger that was in Coach wanted to use the restroom in First Class. The FA said no. The guy started to threaten the FA. The FA turned around and was going to the Captain, the guy suckered punched the FA in the back of the head. Fellow people tied up the unruley passenger.

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Irony posted...

Flockaveli posted...

You both need to
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I want some huge Nipon sloppers!

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This is kidnapping on a very large scale. These kids need a lawyer.

Just put Bonds, Sosa, and McGuire in the Cheaters Wing of the HoF.

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Did your GF find your stash?

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorenna Bobbit?

"Hey lady, you going to eat that?"

https://instantrimshot.com/

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Its f****** nasty.

Mob Psycho at 6?
Bacanno at 11?
Host Club and Crybaby even on this list?

This is a list that they drew names out of a hat.

TC about to do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YrpmZFixp0

Sometimes, dead is better.

https://twitter.com/TheUSASingers/status/1572960024657367041

Same with OP but also add Cincy's in too.

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At least it's not Elves or Goblins.

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divot1338 posted...

I have consistently answered dog whenever this poll comes up. And since AOC represents a deeply Democratic district someone else would take her place.

Obviously dog continues to be the correct answer.

My thoughts exactly.

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No, but I have a shit ton of Strike Gently pics stored....

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NocturneD85 posted...

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rizzo looks like she smelled a fart

Danny with his shit-eating grin tells me that he dealt it.

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VampireCoyote posted...

a meme doesnt have to be humor

go learn what a meme is

Read the room.....

Let's try this....

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ehhh..... doesn't work.

ROFL

caps

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TaylorHeinicke posted...

dude needs to fuck off and mind his own business.

That's rich. So does this Kart Narc.