Current Events > AOC, a dog or Tucker Carlson and his large entourage. Who do you save?

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 10:12:06 AM
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You can only save one



You're in a tall building one day, thinking about your favorite video games when suddenly you hear a loud "Krrrriuuuuuuunkkk!" and notice on the surveillance camera footage that the elevators have vioently jerked to a halt on different floors.

Someone has cut the cables and the elevators are failing.

The first elevator contains AOC.

The second elevator contains one confused dog who ran inside it.

The final elevator contains Tucker Carlson, Rudy Giuliani, Leslie Graham, Tulsi Gubbard, Ted Cruz, Candace Owens , Donald Trump Jr, Ben Shapiro, Sean Hannity, MTG, Nigel Farage, Jordan Peterson and Mitch McConnell. All on their way to the big convention.

The cables are about to snap and you could force a door open with a crowbar that happens to be there before they do but you only have enough time to reach one elevator.

Whichever 2 elevators you abandon will plummet to their demise .

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How do you react?
Who do you save?

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Zikten
09/22/22 10:13:19 AM
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Sorry pupper....

Go to hell, Republitrash

Madam President.....take my hand
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MedeaLysistrata
09/22/22 10:13:55 AM
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I search for tobacco shipping and try to stop it <_<

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Were_Wyrm
09/22/22 10:14:20 AM
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The needs of the many outweigh the few, or the one.

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K181
09/22/22 10:16:03 AM
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I guess AOC. She's a numbskull, but I'll save a human's life over that of a mindless cretin or a dog.

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Solar_Crimson
09/22/22 10:16:46 AM
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AOC has the greatest potential to actually do good in socity.

Tucker is actively harming America, and the dog's a dog.

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 10:24:58 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I search for tobacco shipping and try to stop it <_<
wut

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Big_Nabendu
09/22/22 10:28:36 AM
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I'll save the dog.
People suck ass

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Zikten
09/22/22 10:29:42 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
I'll save the dog.
People suck ass
Even the dog probably wants you to save AOC
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CaptainStrong
09/22/22 10:42:37 AM
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Vegy
09/22/22 10:43:17 AM
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Aoc hugging me tight as i save her life would be an honor

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haloiscoolisbak
09/22/22 10:45:50 AM
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AOC, then Tucker, then the dog

I love dogs and hate Tucker but c'mon

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MrAntisocial
09/22/22 10:48:57 AM
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Anyone who doesn't save the dog is a monster

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 10:56:03 AM
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MrAntisocial posted...
Anyone who doesn't save the dog is a monster
That's 2/3rds of CE

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Zikten
09/22/22 10:59:21 AM
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The dog can't save the world. AOC can save the world
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hockeybub89
09/22/22 11:00:18 AM
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I save the human

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Srk700
09/22/22 11:00:34 AM
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AOC > Dog >>> feral animals that are more likely to bite you than the dog.
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Ikzai
09/22/22 11:05:17 AM
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I'd save AOC because obviously you save human beings but I would try my damndest to get the dog as well.

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 11:14:29 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
AOC, then
You can only save one

there is no then, that's why it's a dilemma

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Giant_Aspirin
09/22/22 11:18:15 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
AOC, then Tucker, then the dog

I love dogs and hate Tucker but c'mon

but those clowns are objectively bad for the entire country and everyone living in it

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FaultyCircuitry
09/22/22 11:18:43 AM
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AOC is the only correct choice.
It's addition to humanity via subtraction of Tucker Carlson and his gang.
Don't give a fuck about a dog when human lives are on the line.

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Zikten
09/22/22 11:21:26 AM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
AOC is the only correct choice.
It's addition to humanity via subtraction of Tucker Carlson and his gang.
Don't give a fuck about a dog when human lives are on the line.
And it goes beyond this elevator. By saving AOC, you are probably saving millions if not billions of humans lives. If AOC can prevent the apocalypse, it would be evil to not save her
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Ratchetrockon
09/22/22 11:26:33 AM
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AOC for this one tbh. I just find her attractive

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Unknown5uspect
09/22/22 11:31:19 AM
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Can I intentionally snap the cables on the final elevator?

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Letron_James
09/22/22 11:32:22 AM
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Aoc so I can save her feet

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Gobstoppers12
09/22/22 11:33:35 AM
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The dog is innocent.

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HA4e
09/22/22 11:34:18 AM
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The dog just to piss people here off

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Proto_Spark
09/22/22 11:34:28 AM
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Nobody will ever judge me if I choose to save the dog.

AOC would probably be the better idea tho.
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divot1338
09/22/22 11:35:27 AM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
AOC is the only correct choice.
It's addition to humanity via subtraction of Tucker Carlson and his gang.
Don't give a fuck about a dog when human lives are on the line.
I have consistently answered dog whenever this poll comes up. And since AOC represents a deeply Democratic district someone else would take her place.

Obviously dog continues to be the correct answer.

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DirkDiggles
09/22/22 11:39:48 AM
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divot1338 posted...
I have consistently answered dog whenever this poll comes up. And since AOC represents a deeply Democratic district someone else would take her place.

Obviously dog continues to be the correct answer.

My thoughts exactly.

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RAAAWWWRRR
09/22/22 11:41:10 AM
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The dog of course!

Man people take these threads very seriously.. why save a human when you can save a dog? A dog... DOG... woof woof cute and cuddly that can give you love and kisses. What's AOC gonna give you? LMAO

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 11:42:17 AM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
The dog of course!

Man people take these threads very seriously.. why save a human when you can save a dog? A dog... DOG... woof woof cute and cuddly that can give you love and kisses. What's AOC gonna give you? LMAO
@The_Doge alt?

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Zikten
09/22/22 11:43:00 AM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
What's AOC gonna give you?
Life. Literally.

Dog will just be a companion for 12 years pr so while I watch the world end. AOC will make sure the planet isn't destroyed
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Ratchetrockon
09/22/22 11:44:31 AM
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maybe i can use my connection with AOC (her saviour) to get myself a job

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Geist_des_Durcheinan
09/22/22 11:49:21 AM
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The third since that's the most people.

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FaultyCircuitry
09/22/22 11:49:24 AM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
The dog of course!

Man people take these threads very seriously.. why save a human when you can save a dog? A dog... DOG... woof woof cute and cuddly that can give you love and kisses. What's AOC gonna give you? LMAO

Dog owners like this are fucking unhinged

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Zikten
09/22/22 11:50:44 AM
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Geist_des_Durcheinan posted...
The third since that's the most people.
So if you had to either save 1 12 year old girl, or 5 serial killers, you would save the 5 serial killers?
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rexcrk
09/22/22 11:50:54 AM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Dog owners like this are fucking unhinged


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Evening_Dragon
09/22/22 11:51:22 AM
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what the dog doin?

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Kajagogo
09/22/22 12:10:59 PM
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Well at first, I thought about saving AOC because we need her, but then I got thinking about Harvey Dent's line in The Dark Knight. "Either you die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." And we all saw what happened there. Like what if something happens to her while I'm trying to save her, or she resents it? I don't want that to happen.

So...come here puppy!

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Revocation68
09/22/22 12:15:05 PM
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divot1338 posted...
I have consistently answered dog whenever this poll comes up. And since AOC represents a deeply Democratic district someone else would take her place.

Obviously dog continues to be the correct answer.

Yes fuck the humans
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divot1338
09/22/22 12:17:57 PM
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Revocation68 posted...
Yes fuck the humans
Obviously the dog is the only one that didnt choose to be on that elevator.

So even if I wasnt already going to pick the dog its clearly the best choice no matter what the other options are.

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Gretgrab
09/22/22 12:18:13 PM
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Dog over everyone and everything.

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ArchNemo
09/22/22 12:24:39 PM
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Imagine saving a politician over a cute fuzzy friend.

Edit. Read some posts in this topic. Imagine thinking politicians are human.

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Geist_des_Durcheinan
09/22/22 12:27:17 PM
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Zikten posted...
So if you had to either save 1 12 year old girl, or 5 serial killers, you would save the 5 serial killers?

I'm not sure, but that's not the question that was asked.

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Zikten
09/22/22 12:29:52 PM
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Geist_des_Durcheinan posted...
I'm not sure, but that's not the question that was asked.
The entire group in Tucker's elevator are monsters
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FaultyCircuitry
09/22/22 12:35:49 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
Imagine saving a politician over a cute fuzzy friend.

Edit. Read some posts in this topic. Imagine thinking politicians are human.

It's a dog in the elevator, not a cat or bunny. Cute is not a word that applies to any dog.

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 12:40:44 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
Cute is not a word that applies to any dog.
https://youtu.be/IUmLhsqOrsM?t=6

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BatmanBegins05
09/22/22 12:43:18 PM
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Dog

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fhqwhgads
09/22/22 12:47:00 PM
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Dog

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