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TopicMemes 24.0
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 6:33:08 PM
#122
Sufferedphoneix posted...
My mom was taking one of the maintained Ferals to go get fixed. About a 15 minute drive out. Went to grab the cat crate out of her car and it fell apart. Cat ran.

My mom was beside herself. About 3 or 4 days later the cat was staring in the back door like "where's my food bitch"

We had a cat in California for about three years. We then moved to New Mexico and one day, my brother left our back door open and our cat got out. I'm not kidding, almost 5-6 months later, she's on our front porch, wanting her food.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicJake Paul v Anderson Silva
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 1:58:15 PM
#2
I sure hope Jake took out some insurance because he's going to get murdered.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicSalty Smash Players
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 3:11:30 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QASQXQg5A

I don't get it. Why take it out on your $80 controller?

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TopicAEW with the drama last night and WWE just shitposting (RAW Spoilers)
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 2:42:53 AM
#10
AirFresh posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/8/AAbwL_AADpEO.jpg

lol Rey and Rhea trying to make Dom corpse.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicAEW with the drama last night and WWE just shitposting (RAW Spoilers)
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 2:30:07 AM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAam6dAADpJC.jpg

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicIn 1978, 4 fast food workers were kidnapped and killed
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 12:35:36 AM
#11
I bet the Hamburgler did it.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicI'm an 1980s movie robot
DirkDiggles
09/06/22 12:34:04 AM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/3/AAam6dAADpIX.jpg

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicIt's election night 2024 and Trump has just won
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 7:17:11 PM
#25
https://youtu.be/cJzvJKWF8Zs?t=18

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TopicIs Texas the most perfect state?
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 6:20:40 PM
#24
Dan_Haren- posted...
"There's no state income tax, it's so cheap"

With real estate, like all other things in America, you get what you pay for. So if you pay shit you get shit.

And sky-high property taxes.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicThe Jan Brady/George Glass 2-pack Funko is the most clever thing they've done
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 6:18:41 PM
#16
You can do the same thing with Mant'ai T'eo.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicIs Texas the most perfect state?
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 6:16:52 PM
#22
Sure, if you like hot dog chili and nacho cheese on your Mexican food.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicOther than MLB The Show, what are some baseball video games that you enjoy?
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 6:14:55 PM
#24
MVP Baseball
Super Baseball 2020


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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
Topickinda miss the ps2/early ps3/360 era of JRPGs
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 3:07:30 AM
#19
Thank God that I got my Xenosaga and .Hack collection before they skyrocketed in price.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicYour favorite Queen single?
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 3:03:14 AM
#7
Teenage Wasteland

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TopicHey, How much is Cici's buffet?
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 2:48:39 AM
#1
Asking for a friend.

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Topiclol, my dad was all butthurt that I insulted Candace Owens
DirkDiggles
09/05/22 1:42:47 AM
#3
Tell him that Trump lost and see if he flies off the handle.

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TopicWhat "genre bandwagon" era of gaming was your favorite?
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 8:55:59 PM
#17
They are called Shumps, not shooters. Call of Duty is a Shooter. Gradius is a Shump.

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TopicFavorite animated villain songs? Disney or otherwise.
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 7:42:18 PM
#15
Transformers Attack On The Shuttle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umwZ8qVorwo

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicHow exclusive are those Arcade 1up machines.
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 12:31:06 PM
#7
Ruvan22 posted...
How complicated is that? I've put together computers before but that's about the extent of my skill in hardware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF80p7eJXv8

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicYour favorite Metroidvania that is not Metroid, Castlevania, or Hollow Knight?
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 12:13:57 PM
#57
Shadow Complex
Salt and Sanctuary
The Shantae games

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicHow exclusive are those Arcade 1up machines.
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 12:07:06 PM
#5
You are better off just buying a full size cheap arcade cabinet and upgrading the CRT to a LCD and putting a Raspberry Pi in it.

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TopicBuT wE'rE nOt FaScisT!!!
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 12:01:55 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1566165634676842503

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicGina Carano is DELETED!!
DirkDiggles
09/04/22 11:51:38 AM
#21
Is Gina Carano the former UFC fighter who got scared of Rhonda Rousey and decided to retire instead of facing her?


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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicAttn: Trump lovers. Why do you love Trump so much?
DirkDiggles
09/03/22 9:00:14 PM
#31
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Don't forget, he buried the mother of his children at his golf course/home as a tax right-off.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicAttn: Trump lovers. Why do you love Trump so much?
DirkDiggles
09/03/22 8:40:17 PM
#24
Vicious_Dios posted...
Agreed. If anything they make matters worse by bringing their loony liberal policies with them... after fleeing their state full of loony liberal/progressive policies.

Round hole, square peg.

*Slurp Slurp Slurp*

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TopicDrew McIntyre BETTER fucking beat Roman Reigns
DirkDiggles
09/03/22 3:51:37 PM
#13
You do know that this is just a glorified house show, right? It's very rare that any title changes hands at house shows.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicMemes 24.0
DirkDiggles
09/02/22 11:57:10 AM
#56
They should make a gif meme where Leo DiCaprio's head is on Uncle Phil's body and her head is on Jazzy Jeff's body.

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TopicOk, what am I suppose to do with this hypnosis app on my phone?
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 10:57:25 PM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxF8gQYAyRA

lol

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicOk, what am I suppose to do with this hypnosis app on my phone?
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 10:41:16 PM
#1
I showed it two two different women, Cpt Pineapple's wife and Scotty_Roger's mom. They just looked at me and gave me blank stares.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicDwayne The Rock Johnson ripping off and taking advantage of MMA fighters.
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 10:38:54 PM
#28
assboobsgames posted...
UFC fighters aren't employees. They are independent contractors. I realize you think you're super duper smart and all, but I'm sorry, ufc fighters are not mcdonald's employees.

They are under contract with the UFC or are they not? When doing promotional work, does UFC get paid or do the individual fighters? Same thing applies to WWE and AEW. When they do promotional work, does the company get paid or do the individuals?

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicThoughts on Pastrami?
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 5:33:36 PM
#10
DeadBankerDream posted...
It's visually unappealing and has a stupid name so I rarely eat it.

Taste good, though.

You sure you aren't thinking of Corned Beef?

Pastrami
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/0/AAam6dAADoJ-.jpg

Corned Beef
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/1/AAam6dAADoJ_.jpg

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicPorn Star Lana Rhoades hints at her baby daddy being an NBA player on Instagram
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 4:08:50 PM
#5
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
it's probably kurt rambis

Nah, it's Rick Smits.

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TopicTreasure's "highly requested" game is a Radiant Silvergun sequel
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 3:53:00 PM
#4
You mean a remake? Radiant Silvergun's sequel is Ikaruga.


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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicDid you own a Sony PlayStation Portable and a Sony PlayStation Vita?
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 3:47:40 PM
#14
Have both. Both hacked.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicHow many Xbox iterations have you owned?
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 2:25:51 PM
#11
1 original
4 360's
1 One

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicCollege Football 2022
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 2:24:12 PM
#7
krazychao5 posted...
technically started last week

This. Northwestern upset Nebraska. 31-28

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicDwayne The Rock Johnson ripping off and taking advantage of MMA fighters.
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 1:48:04 PM
#24
assboobsgames posted...
Pretty sure I do, brother.

You obviously don't. Say McDonald's (Dana White and UFC) decide to partner up with Travis Scott (The Rock's company). Can Travis Scott tell McDonald's what to do with their employees? Fire them, tell them to dress a certain way, etc etc etc?

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicDwayne The Rock Johnson ripping off and taking advantage of MMA fighters.
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 1:40:32 PM
#21
assboobsgames posted...
That's what a contract is, brother. It's negotiations. The Rock should have ensured that fighters benefit in some way. If his shoes are being worn by the fighters and he expects fighters to represent his brand, would it not be reasonable to negotiate some kind of compensation for the fighters?

Man, sad to see people not just tolerate, but defend and take pride in shit labor practices and worker's rights. Damn.

I don't think you know how contracts work......

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicCalifornia's Power Grid is on the verge of collapsing
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 11:37:57 AM
#2
Texas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ

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Topicthey closed all the lanes at walmart
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 2:26:18 AM
#27
WalmartToilet posted...
Did they close the toilets too?

Who in their right mind would use a walmart toilet?

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TopicTrump: You should have expected classified documents at my estate, duh
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 1:44:20 AM
#20
Interviewer: Why did you have classified documents at your residence?
Trump: You should have expected classified documents at my estate!
*Toilet flushes in background and Vladimir Putin is seen coming out of nearby restroom*
Putin: Comrade! You have any air freshener? I wouldn't go in there for the next ten minutes!
Trump: Light a match!


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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
Topicthey closed all the lanes at walmart
DirkDiggles
09/01/22 1:37:33 AM
#24
We use to close our registers in electronics at 8pm every day. So many people would get pissed off at 9ish when our registers were closed. Get mad and leave all their crap in electronics.

I'm glad I left.

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Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
TopicWho, if anyone, do you consider to have been excellent US presidents?
DirkDiggles
08/31/22 2:16:17 PM
#7
Jamie Foxx

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TopicDid you fap today
DirkDiggles
08/31/22 12:44:01 PM
#9
Three times.

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