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Egghead in Batman

lww99 posted...

Bakers dog=bakers fault
customers dog= customers fault

it really is that simple.

Unfortunately, I read the topic title before the topic at hand.

Maybe they got tired on only one lane at Walmart open and don't want to do self check out. Probably think that bagging their own shit is beneath them.

*scratches head*

https://imgur.com/m1SCO9N

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/1/AAam6dAAEY9v.jpg

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/caps

So, it's Boogie vs Keem?

Both of them will be completely gassed out by the time they throw their first punch.

who?

That is because we keep stealing all their doctors.

Rosado >>>>> Saphir > Ivy > Chloe > Timerra > Goldmary > Etie > Celine > Citrinne > Yunaka > Lapis > Framme > Hortensia > Jade > Panette > Veyle > Anna

*not counting dlc or bond rings*

Fake?

Chopper?
Crotch Rocket?
Full Dresser?
Plain Jane?

Depends on what you are going for.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

If there's anybody on the board who can be trusted when it comes to law, it's definitely SMAL. He's got the credentials, after all.

Did he borrow his sisters law books again or was that Proudclad?

Even though I think DeSatan can go straight to hell, I don't mind this law. Fuck child rapists.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AAam6dAAEYkP.jpg

Who?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1c9R8MGQWFk

MaxEffingBemis posted...

Arent they doing farewells tours anyway?

They have been doing "Farewell" tours since 1995 or so.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1646679993299132416

Mr. Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
Mr. Son of the heir of the Swanson Frozen Food establishment.
Mr. Cucker Tarlson.

My dad used to work on the oil rigs. Roughnecks are always pretty tough. Not only that, his arms where f'n huge.

He just spanked me an my brother.

No_U_L7 posted...

Note: raptors went 18-36 from FT line and were eliminated...she single-handedly affected the NBA playoff race

Imagine thinking this, lol.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight and the loser had to wear his underwear over his tights forever.

Chuck Norris was riding his horse but the horse wasn't running fast enough so Chuck Norris got off and gave the horse an uppercut. Thanks to that, we now have giraffes.

Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug in his bedroom. The bear is not dead. He's just to afraid to move.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found out that he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

Rolls if I want class. Bentley if I want style.

Irony posted...

Just remember I'm the ugly bastard you guys are the cucks

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/9/AANKsdAADl1D.jpg

There is only three types of dudes in hentai. Chads, Cucks, and Ugly Bastards. Chads and Ugly Bastards have 10-12 inch peckers. The Chads are all over 6'5" and muscular. Ugly Bastards are around 6' with balding hair and a huge gut. Cucks are always sitting down and crying as he watches his wife get pounded by either a Chad or an Ugly Bastard.

There is only one type of women in hentai. Every women in hentai 5'3" - 5'5" with a killer rack, between a C cup and a Double D cup. The MILF's are all hot AF but they always bang the Ugly Bastards with an occasional Ugly Bastard on a Cuck in there. The Chads slip the salami to the MILF and both of her daughters. Even the NPCs look fine as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oiqiYdWXiM

Zikten posted...

Question for people who have been in an nba arena

When I see games on tv, some people are right on the edge of the court. Are those just really rich fans or are all the people literally courtside, like associated with the teams in some way?

A little bit of both.

I went to the old Arco to watch the shitty Kings play the Mavs back in the early 90's.
Reunion Arena to watch the Mavs suck it up to the Spurs in the late 90's,
American Airlines Center back in the mid-2000's to watch the Mavs pound the Suns like they owed them money.

epik_fail1 posted...

Pretty sure it was Tindr. No clue for the age though

It was called Hot or Not.

SHRlKE posted...

Just posting a link or YouTube video with no other text should be a bannable offends.

Right there in the topic title.

Been a while since I have seen anything with Jodie Foster in it. Glad they brought True Crime back this season.

Judge vacated his sentence. He only has probation to do. If he completes his probation without getting arrested, it will be completely wiped like he never done anything.

Ivynn posted...

Bruh spoilers

It was history. He died in real life of TB as well. That's like modding somebody who said that the Titanic sank in the movie.

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LOL

Doesn't she know that Doc Holiday dies from Tuberculosis at the end of the movie?

Idris Elba

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

aint no way this is real... lol

Just look at the guy's name. Doug Bowser.

Crimsoness posted...

Apparently they're rebooting Naked Gun

Who is going to play OJ's roll? Dwayne Johnson?