Current Events > A chicken, a fish and a potato walk into a bar.

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The barkeeper is busy cleaning up a spilled beer. The chicken sees this, walks up to him, and says "oi, you, I want a fucking beer, now!" The fish is shocked at this, grabs the chicken and says "dude, calm down, you can wait a minute for your beer." The barkeeper however is already pissed off by this point; he grabs the mop and fully whacks the chicken over the head with it. The potato, who was distracted playing with his phone, looks up, notices this, and loudly exclaims, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a mug of beer.

The bartender says, "You come in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse says, "I don't think I am," and immediately vanishes from existence.

This joke is about the famous Descartes theorem, "I think, therefore I am." I thought about putting that part at the beginning, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and Joe Biden walk into a bar and the bartender says, "For the last time Joe, we don't serve ice cream here!".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7_Ip3S2OXE&t=3s