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Randomly watched the Friday the 13th reboot on Netflix. Not really a bad movie, although I just kind of laughed at Jason being a *really* overprotective pot farmer. Get near his stash and die, bitch

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I watched Sadako vs Kayako. That was...I can't say it was good, but interesting. None of this Freddy vs Jason wishy washy no one beats the other one, either. Sadako just walks in and whups ghost ass until additional plot happens
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Jacob's Ladder holds the distinction of being the only movie Macauley Culkin was ever cute in
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Finally watched All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. That was clever. Also I was cheering for Garth to beat Emmet's punk ass, so I'm glad he lived
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Finally got around to watching The Witch. That was...interesting. Mainly just because from everything I gather, it's super historically accurate insofar as the costumes, the dialogue, etc go
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Wow but the REmake 2 demo is impressive
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So yeah, in a battle of 300+ people stuck in an elevator, most of which are smelly Spartans, one of which is a big robot who won't shut up about compliance, and then there are birds, Andy is gonna wig out real quick and start throwing Spartan spears in all directions. I think that kills probably everyone except Toph, who can guard herself from the mayhem well enough. And this becomes a chase, Detmer after Toph through the Cube

I feel like Toph wins that, since yeah, Andy isn't exactly stable and he'll probably explode a wall and send himself out into the darkness of space
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I uh...kind of picture 304 people and 50 birds stuck in a small room with ED-209 incessantly counting down. Then I kind of think Detmer kills everyone in annoyance before 20 seconds are up
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Scrooge McDuck, the Birds, ED-209, Toph Beifong, King Leonidas and the Spartans, and Andrew Detmer have been trapped in the Cube! Location of the fight: The Cube - The structure as seen in the original Cube film. All mercs will begin in the starting chamber with no information provided to them and no knowledge how they arrived.. Who will escape?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

There are no teams; everyone will or won't work together on their own volition. Vote for whoever you think would escape the Cube alive.

Scrooge McDuck is as he appears in DuckTales. He may use his cane as a pogo stick. He has access to all strength feats in the prime of his life from the Duck universe comics, and comes into battle with his number-one dime, a bar of sea-salt ice cream, and the spirit of Christmas in his heart. He may freely swim through money as if it were liquid.

The Birds are a murder of 50 vicious crows (and a few seagulls), filled with an uncontrollable bloodlust, as they appear in Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds." They will not listen to any plans or strategies, choosing to hunt down and kill the enemies directly.

ED-209 is as seen in Robocop. He is patrolling the terrain and upon seeing any kind of armed enemy, he will inform them that they have 20 seconds to please put down their weapon. After 20 seconds, he will open fire on them regardless of whether they have put down their weapon.

Toph Beifong is as she appears in Avatar: The Last Airbender, at 12 years old. She is blind, but may use any and all of her earthbending and metalbending abilities abilities. However, feats from the graphic novels and The Legend of Korra are ineligible.

King Leonidas I, is as seen in 300, accompanied by 299 elite Spartan soldiers. Leonidas and the rest of the soldiers come to battle in their normal war attire, each equipped with a sword, a shield and a spear.

Andrew Detmer is as he appears in Chronicle, with all the abilities he displays during the final battle.

Please put down your beaks. You have 20 seconds to comply.
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Midboss (Disgaea)
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Also ruins a potential joke vote about Kiryu forgetting he can't kick Mac and getting DQed, since I guess here he can just dropkick Mac in the face and call it a day. Kiryu
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As has been said, this is the Punchout where one of the boxers just straight up brings a staff to the ring and proceeds to beat you over the head with it, so yeah
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I'm a fan of the Steam version touching up the screwball translation, so stuff like the Honeybee Inn actually makes sense
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Duke Togo (Golgo 13)
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Dead Island works, thanks
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I'll take Dead Island
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Revolver Ocelot (Last Days of FOXHOUND)
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Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)
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Quiet Man merc who makes enemies see creepy hallucinations of their mother, who they are bizarrely attracted to
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ExThaNemesis posted...

DeathChicken posted...

I liked Leia's space jump, I remember my reaction at the time being "Hell yeah, you're a fucking Skywalker, about time you pull something insane". Then I got home and the reaction was like why the icky girl do stuff boo

lmao her being a woman has nothing to do with why that scene was ridiculous

And yet the reaction was basically a thousand Ultis shrieking "FEMINISM!" in unison
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I liked Leia's space jump, I remember my reaction at the time being "Hell yeah, you're a fucking Skywalker, about time you pull something insane". Then I got home and the reaction was like why the icky girl do stuff boo
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Jaaaaaaackiiiiiiie
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Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/8a/de/538adede96a6a4b908027e7c4102120c.jpg
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Jackie from The Darkness games would be a really neat merc. Too bad he's probably ineligible because comic
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Elefant - Black Magic Show


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Tom Waits - Hold On


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Jade Jackson - Back When


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Johnny Cash - The Mercy Seat


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Iron Maiden - Ghost of the Navigator


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Warren Zevon and Hunter S. Thompson - You're a Whole Different Person When You're Scared


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PSP version actually lets you control your characters, so yes it's much better
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https://professionalmorondotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/zelda-ii-i-am-error.png?w=742&h=345
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He should get a Fettel assist on upgrade
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I would have gotten this thing if Fighting Force was on it. That game ruled
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I remember there's a couple of hard to find things there. One of the keys is hidden behind a curtain, but it's sort of difficult to notice the curtain
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So Point Man is a beast
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So was Gene for that matter
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Radd Spencer was great, his omission in M4 was always weird
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Okay, so since I'm not familiar with the Brights, how would they react to a bullet time gunman who has a laser that will hit both of them at once? And also has enough melee skill to dropkick armored super soldiers and make them die
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Ooh, he gets FEAR 3 weapons too? Then off the top of my head, add the Arc Laser (a beam that ricochets between targets after you hit one, so he can hit multiple people at once without having to aim), a handgun that shoots knockout drugs, and a guided rocket launcher
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Rebooted collection of the 999 games plus voice acting and a less irritating New Game mechanic

On the flip side the original Nine Hours is heavily reliant on the DS screens and reaction to how they got around that in the later ports is...mixed
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He is a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig
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It is notable that I think Leslie could possibly clear this if he could get over his own shit in regard to virginal-looking women. Dude's very good with traps. He set up an elaborate murder house with things rigged down to silly detail, staircases rigged to fall, purposefully laying weapons around that were sawed through enough to break if anyone swung them, etc.

But yeah, he's also a psycho killer who pathologically must go after women he thinks are virgins
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...actually yeah. I'm thinking Chucky tries to kill Elsa in the first room, Leslie attacks Chucky while yelling about only he gets to kill Elsa, Robocop kills Leslie, Archer kills Chucky because there's murder happening and he wanted in, Elsa freaks out and freezes everyone here.

At which point Syndrome and Omnidroid break out and murder her, that won't stop them for long. Syndrome and Omnidroid waltz out
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Also I kind of wonder if he can reprogram Omnidroid with the Dataspike. Pretty sure he uses that to reprogram ED-209 in one of the sequels
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I kind of think Robocop is durable enough to walk through most of the traps here



Although shit like the flesh eating virus trap gives me pause
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Replace Death with Kenshiro - Fist of the North Star (Comics)
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Also Leslie and Chucky trying to kill Elsa would be a great mini-movie. Like, I think Elsa would totally fall for Chucky pretending to be a toy, but I don't think Leslie would have it

Chucky: Hi I'm Chucky, I'm your friend to the end!

Elsa: Aw how cute!

Leslie: Well this won't do at all. Not even putting in any work, just going the lazy route and stab her when she isn't paying attention. Some of us have to put in the effort, you know.

Chucky: What?

Elsa: Eep! *freezes everyone*
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I think the Omnidroid would survive pretty easily on its own, but I don't know about Syndrome. Might get his cape stuck in a door or something
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...and Robocop's blurb got cut off somehow. Ahem

Robocop is as seen in the original movie trilogy carrying his Auto 9 with standard, Fletchette and Armor Piercing rounds, as well as his ever present Data Spike. The Prime Directives will not stop him from battling as he sees fit.
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