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TopicGot Pokemon: Let's Go! early....and good Lord, is it a letdown.
DarthDemented
11/15/18 12:58:40 AM
#78
I just want another console Pokemon game like colluseum where there was a story mode and shit. Yes I realize that colluseum and XD were only made to give you Johto Pokemon in Ruby/sapphire/emerald.
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TopicMy mom thinks "bust a nut" is slang for "freak out".
DarthDemented
11/15/18 12:44:55 AM
#12
Bust a nut, bust a nut, grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut
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Topic"Uh, Garfield, you didn't tamper with the power mower, did you?"
DarthDemented
11/15/18 12:42:43 AM
#6
Remember the time Jim Davis revealed that Jon and Odie didn't really exist and Garfield is actually a stray living in an abandoned house?
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Topicdo you have sex on a towel?
DarthDemented
11/14/18 5:53:22 AM
#27
Well she does squirt so...
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TopicSo what exactly happens if the power is switched off while saving?
DarthDemented
11/11/18 12:36:48 AM
#9
Just corrupt your save file. If you're lucky some games will keep a copy of a previous save and refer back to an earlier save. Otherwise you'll lose your save completely.
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TopicWhich Gamecube games did you own?
DarthDemented
11/10/18 2:08:40 AM
#18
All of them...on a PS2 disc because my dad invented the Xbox.
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TopicVideo game antonym title thread.
DarthDemented
11/07/18 5:19:11 AM
#82
Verdekal posted...
Energy Cause

Loud Ditch

God Definitely Laughs

Mediocre Maria Sisters

First Reality

Finally! Someone who's heard of great Gianna sisters..
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TopicWhat should happen in a Family Guy series finale?
DarthDemented
11/06/18 2:46:12 AM
#41
AsAnIndependent posted...
Stewie remembers his destiny and conquers the world

Oh wait that happened too didn't it

That was all a simulation in the ebd
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TopicThe best part about being a Nord is having your ancestors smile down upon you.
DarthDemented
11/04/18 11:08:38 PM
#2
How's that arrow to the knee treating you?
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TopicIs WWE wrong to bring back Hulk Hogan?
DarthDemented
11/03/18 9:08:06 PM
#29
How about, and stay with me here, who gives a flying fuck?
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TopicSounds you find annoying
DarthDemented
11/02/18 12:12:14 AM
#34
City tornado sirens
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TopicJust drove past a cat dragging its back legs across the road.
DarthDemented
10/31/18 10:43:22 AM
#7
It was trying to run an insurance scan on you but failed at timing
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TopicTwo girls (11, 12) where planning on killing kids to go join Satan in Hell.
DarthDemented
10/29/18 11:52:21 PM
#44
A pizza cutter? Wtf were they hoping to accomplish with a fucking pizza cutter?
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TopicThe Simpsons is getting rid of Apu
DarthDemented
10/29/18 11:43:41 PM
#149
Eh it'll probably be a troll thing. Get rid of apu and replace him with character that looks like him, acts like him, and talks like him but has a different name.
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Topiclistening to Metallica - Reload...
DarthDemented
10/28/18 1:06:36 AM
#9
Zodd3224 posted...
TerrifyingRei posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
You should only listen to Ride The Lightning, Master of Puppets, Kill em All, and the songs One and Spit out the Bone. Forget everything else.

I'll listen to whatever I damn well feel like listening to.

Sometimes it's Metallica, sometimes it's Daft Punk, sometimes it's Nickelback.


Someone take this man's music license away immediately

Agreed. Fucking Nickelback? Really?
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TopicSo Im watching Buffy, does it ever stop feeling like im watching power rangers?
DarthDemented
10/28/18 12:59:37 AM
#27
The principal is Quark without the ferengi makeup and prosthetics.
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TopicYou can't go around blaming aliens for everything you don't understand.
DarthDemented
10/27/18 9:48:56 PM
#6
I'm not saying this thread was started by aliens but...
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TopicUniversity threatens police investigations for offensive Halloween costumes
DarthDemented
10/27/18 9:45:51 PM
#69
andel posted...
DarthDemented posted...
I suddenly wanna walk across my local campus wearing a sombrero, geisha kimono, and what the hell a native American headress on the sombrero. Fuck it I'm 34 and not in college. I don't give a fuck if a bunch of pussies get butt hurt or feel threatened when I politely smile and wave at them and do absolutely nothing threatening.


will you also be in blackface?

How much we talking here homie? Lol where I live literally the only people who would give a flying fuck would be people from out of state. Where I live we can still take a fucking joke
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TopicI went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo...
DarthDemented
10/27/18 1:07:08 AM
#12
shnangyboos posted...
I'd like to think it's a joke, but you just can't really tell.

Based on how ridiculous it sounds then yeah it's a joke
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TopicUniversity threatens police investigations for offensive Halloween costumes
DarthDemented
10/25/18 11:50:14 PM
#37
I suddenly wanna walk across my local campus wearing a sombrero, geisha kimono, and what the hell a native American headress on the sombrero. Fuck it I'm 34 and not in college. I don't give a fuck if a bunch of pussies get butt hurt or feel threatened when I politely smile and wave at them and do absolutely nothing threatening.
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
DarthDemented
10/25/18 4:42:47 AM
#127
Who gives a shit?
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TopicHave to be up at 7am, it's 1am and I'm binging haunting of hill house.
DarthDemented
10/25/18 4:25:22 AM
#2
Bring the lube
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TopicDoes anyone remember a TV show called 'The Critic'?
DarthDemented
10/24/18 7:11:16 PM
#11
You forgot the internet only flash shorts that mostly just had Jay.
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TopicHow should I tell my gf that I'm leaving her for Tiamat?
DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:43:08 AM
#4
Summon tiamat. If you have the materia of course
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TopicWhat's the worst game that you have ever completed?
DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:42:02 AM
#56
Not one mention of shadow the hedgeho
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TopicYou think you'll ever have kids?
DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:36:34 AM
#18
I have a 9 year old already thanks
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TopicOld coworker is DTF but we both live with our parents.
DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:14:05 AM
#33
Be adults and fuck, holy shit how is this hard?
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TopicDisappointing video game sequels
DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:06:10 AM
#71
MrMallard posted...
DarthDemented posted...
So are we still not talking about the Force unleashed 2? Because that was a pretty bad sequel

Imagine having the least broken and most well-polished version of your multiplatform game coming out on the fucking Wii.

It was still disappointing compared to the first game. Also absurdly short
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TopicThe Count of Monte Cristo
DarthDemented
10/24/18 12:49:44 AM
#3
Is it weird that I saw that movie with my in a not at all date just wanted to go see a movie and everything else looked awful?
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TopicStop what you're doing right now and watch The Night Comes For Us.
DarthDemented
10/24/18 12:45:07 AM
#7
Make me
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TopicDisappointing video game sequels
DarthDemented
10/24/18 12:42:27 AM
#56
So are we still not talking about the Force unleashed 2? Because that was a pretty bad sequel
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TopicWhat do you drive?
DarthDemented
10/23/18 11:36:04 AM
#28
You momma into the bed
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TopicWhy do gamers seem to think hard is always good and easy is always bad?
DarthDemented
10/23/18 10:23:08 AM
#38
Because we paid $50-$60 on a game. Don't want to beat it the day we bring it home. Then wtf is the point?
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TopicWhat's pissing you off, CE?
DarthDemented
10/21/18 9:11:36 PM
#178
Cum
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TopicHow were you introduced to video games?
DarthDemented
10/21/18 9:02:49 PM
#61
ledbowman posted...
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt on Christmas morning.

Same except it wasn't Christmas and my brother and I saved and saved for it and got it on my aunt's employee discount where she was working.
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TopicIf you aren't ready to accept having kids you shouldn't be having sex - period
DarthDemented
10/21/18 9:00:02 PM
#8
If you put in the order enough you better expect delivery
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TopicAre the Stormcloaks racists?
DarthDemented
10/21/18 8:58:16 PM
#12
You don't have to join either one
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TopicStory behind the CE user who burned down a church and got CE in the news?
DarthDemented
10/19/18 11:42:52 PM
#11
I heard about all this through LUE actually...
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TopicHow mysigt would it be if we umgicks over a fika CE?
DarthDemented
10/19/18 5:02:56 PM
#9
Speak English homie. Your topic title makes no sense
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TopicWho knocks on the door at 3 am
DarthDemented
10/18/18 3:15:28 AM
#11
It's me! Lete in dait!
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TopicI have been violently shitting all day
DarthDemented
10/18/18 12:08:36 AM
#46
Dr House says lupus dawg
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TopicMan who fired shotgun at 14 year old boy: ''I'm tired of being a victim.''
DarthDemented
10/12/18 1:14:12 AM
#15
Prestoff posted...
Yeah poor man, that is one shotgun bullet he wasted. Poor poor guy.

That's not how shotgun ammo works dude...
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TopicTV shows in the same universe
DarthDemented
10/12/18 1:10:03 AM
#28
Empty nest and golden girls. The characters of both shows lived literally across the street from each other.
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TopicWashington Post: boys are discouraged from reading "girl books"
DarthDemented
10/12/18 1:06:39 AM
#33
I read Howl's moving castle and was surprised to learn it was intended for young women. I really liked it
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TopicGod damn it, I'm lost in Dragon Quest XI again. (Spoilers)
DarthDemented
10/09/18 2:19:25 AM
#8
When does goku or arale join the party?
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TopicJust finished my first watch thru of solo
DarthDemented
10/09/18 1:34:51 AM
#11
refmon posted...
DarthDemented posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
DarthDemented posted...
Damn that movie was fun. What were the so called fans bitching about this time?


what so called fan doesn't go see a SW movie in theaters?

One who would rather use that $10.50 to feed his family instead

If 10$ is cutting into your budget why did you start a family?

Why did your mom shit you out?
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TopicJust finished my first watch thru of solo
DarthDemented
10/09/18 1:30:24 AM
#5
TheDarkCircle posted...
DarthDemented posted...
Damn that movie was fun. What were the so called fans bitching about this time?


what so called fan doesn't go see a SW movie in theaters?

One who would rather use that $10.50 to feed his family instead
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TopicA vampire walks into a bar and asks for hot water
DarthDemented
10/09/18 1:28:46 AM
#4
No soap, radio!
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