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| Topic | ANTI-GAY Church Leader offered YOUNG MEN on GRINDR Free Gas for SEX!! |
| DarthDemented 12/18/19 12:29:48 AM #11 | It's usually the most vocal that are guilty --- boobies... |
| Topic | Why does farting in the shower suck so much? |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 8:24:36 PM #2 | |
| Topic | TRoS reviews already coming in... spoilers. |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 12:21:43 PM #38 | evil_zombie11 posted... Same exact lines I heard from TLJ early showings. TbhSame things I'm hearing about TLJ now --- boobies... |
| Topic | Had to take a massive crap this morning but got asked to do work |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 12:18:59 PM #4 | That's when you crack off farts till it's right there at the o-ring. With the dump in there they'll just smell ridiculously horrid. Edit: when it gets the point of no longer holding it back, you get up and run to the bathroom yelling "Tora, Tora, Tora!" --- boobies... |
| Topic | Watched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years. |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 12:14:16 PM #46 | ledbowman posted... Why are yall like thisThe same crowd who probably has a word document, full of the stock phrases, they use to copy and paste the same in every star wars related topic --- boobies... |
| Topic | Why does farting in the shower suck so much? |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 12:09:12 PM #1 | Also whoever keeps transferring their farts to me at least wait till I'm out of the damn shower! Or stop being so damn lazy and rip them yourself! --- boobies... |
| Topic | Smoking cigarettes should be illegal |
| DarthDemented 12/17/19 4:01:05 AM #50 | Caution999 posted... I dislike people who smoke around me, but at the same time, it's a free country. We have already removed smoking from establishments such as restaurants and bars...Seriously by the time an officer could respond they'd be done with their cigarette and on with their day --- boobies... |
| Topic | Add "penis" to the title of a book, show, movie, or video game |
| DarthDemented 12/16/19 8:49:05 PM #25 | Penis burgers --- boobies... |
| Topic | Have you ever been falsely accused of shoplifting? |
| DarthDemented 12/16/19 8:43:14 PM #2 | No --- boobies... |
| Topic | We have to support Playmobil, friends. |
| DarthDemented 12/16/19 5:12:36 AM #19 | Kitt posted... The only "advertising" I saw for it was its rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes a month before it released.Only trailer I ever saw for it was when I took my kid to see lion king. That was it. No posters, no tv advertising, or fast food kids meals. Nothing. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Girl teaches us how to fart |
| DarthDemented 12/15/19 7:48:31 PM #50 | Grindcorp9000 posted... She said the videos was not meant to be funny or sexy. This is informative.And yet I laughed --- boobies... |
| Topic | I may ruin your day with this hygiene tip, but oh well! |
| DarthDemented 12/15/19 4:59:12 PM #33 | I think mythbusters tested this one in an early season and, while it is true, they found even the ones stored in containers and in other rooms still got poo particles in them. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Star Wars fans confuse me |
| DarthDemented 12/14/19 11:26:34 PM #29 | One thing I've learned is that nothing can satisfy the internet. They're going to bitch about something. Best to just tune out the children and make your own decision. Little secret to increase your enjoyment: drop expectations and just fucking enjoy the damn movie! --- boobies... |
| Topic | My wife is giving me an early xmas gift, what could it be? |
| DarthDemented 12/14/19 11:11:26 PM #13 | Booty sex? --- boobies... |
| Topic | Mom told me I need to get a job or she's taking away my Nintendo Switch |
| DarthDemented 12/14/19 1:14:22 PM #5 | |
| Topic | Do you like the made-for-TV Christmas movies? |
| DarthDemented 12/14/19 12:56:27 PM #8 | I try to avoid them. How was the John Goodman version of year without a Santa Claus? --- boobies... |
| Topic | Hey, hey, let's go! Let's fighting! |
| DarthDemented 12/14/19 12:54:26 PM #1 | But I must remember to protect my balls! --- boobies... |
| Topic | I just heard the new Baby its cold outside by John Lenon |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 8:57:18 PM #29 | PrideOfLion posted... My issue with the song is exactly the defense that gets put forth all the time. The woman has to make it a joke and playfully flirt because she's not allowed to express her desire to get dicked downExactly! I mean the fact that she's at her man's house unchaperoned by friends or whatever is also suspect. In the time the song was written only "those women" went to a man's house unchaperoned. Her whole side of the song is a way for to say "well I tried to leave" and his side is "well it is ridiculously cold outside so what kind of gentleman would I be to let you go out there in that blistering cold". Basically they were going to do it regardless and needed to get their story straight for when the people talk. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Why is it considered morally acceptable for a woman to cheat, but not a man? |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 4:57:29 PM #5 | It's deplorable and disrespectful either way --- boobies... |
| Topic | How is Super Mario 3D Land? |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 4:55:20 PM #9 | It was the game I bought with my 3DS. Well worth it. --- boobies... |
| Topic | how much do you guys pay your weed guy? |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 2:41:32 PM #9 | With "favors". Crap you don't mean that kind of weed guy...um... nevermind --- boobies... |
| Topic | Why is this place so toxic? |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 1:14:59 AM #13 | Because you touch yourself at night --- boobies... |
| Topic | Scrubs is actually a watchable medical show |
| DarthDemented 12/13/19 1:08:59 AM #25 | I is smart posted... I remember reading somewhere that The Janitor was originally just going to be sort of one of JD's fantasies (like he'd show up and do stuff but JD would be the only character interacting with him) but he was so well liked they made him an actual character.And it really shows throughout the first season. I don't think any other characters, besides the other janitor characters, even acknowledge him until the second season. --- boobies... |
| Topic | You can configure a new Mac Pro for $60,444.98 on Apple.com |
| DarthDemented 12/11/19 6:38:08 PM #11 | AlisLandale posted... Is that before or after the i-stand?Stand sold separately. You can configure one for $6,444.98 --- boobies... |
| Topic | ITT: Post actual good country music |
| DarthDemented 12/10/19 1:37:24 AM #20 | |
| Topic | This Harley Quinn show has some extreme language |
| DarthDemented 12/04/19 5:09:36 AM #27 | Ok I watched the trailer. They didn't even get original the original voice... disappointing --- boobies... |
| Topic | Which Tony Hawk game had the best soundtrack and why was it 3 |
| DarthDemented 12/02/19 10:52:08 PM #11 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... THUG2 says hiThat one was awful. I turned off most of the soundtrack when I played it. The story mode made it pretty clear that it was basically Viva la Bam the video game using the Tony Hawk name to sell it. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Time to watch Final Fantasy VII Advent Children for the 1st time (spoilers prob) |
| DarthDemented 12/02/19 10:45:25 PM #30 | AlisLandale posted... I thought it had a lot of dumb moments, but as long as you dont take it seriously its entertaining.Thing I'm disappointed about in that scene is how no one has realized that everyone is taking a turn attacking it, kinda like the games, and put out a version with the battle menu popping up selecting what they're about to do. As far the gravity defying scene I just kinda chalked it up to a limit break or something where physics kinda turns off till the attack is done. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Time to watch Final Fantasy VII Advent Children for the 1st time (spoilers prob) |
| DarthDemented 12/02/19 10:42:15 PM #29 | Blue_Inigo posted... Dilly dally shilly shallyI hated that part of the dub. It made zero fucking sense. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Anyone else sick of capitalism? |
| DarthDemented 12/01/19 4:41:56 AM #32 | I'm sick of randomly exploding asses --- boobies... |
| Topic | I don't understand how anyone thought Sonic Adventure 2 had a good story |
| DarthDemented 12/01/19 4:37:42 AM #46 | LanHikari10 posted... Then why do you keep talking about it? Why do you keep talking about Dragon Ball for that matter when you constantly say it sucks too? Please, go to fine arts school or whatever college or university you lied about going to that was going to take up all your time, but actually do it for real because it's time to stop posting.Maybe he sticks around for the pie? --- boobies... |
| Topic | How is Hotel Dusk |
| DarthDemented 11/30/19 2:07:49 AM #13 | It was awesome. I enjoyed the hell out of it --- boobies... |
| Topic | My uncle committed suicide this morning |
| DarthDemented 11/30/19 2:06:10 AM #60 | WesternMedia posted... He must have had so many stories to tell. This is a huge loss to us all.Totally. He could tell you about tsar Nicholas II being overthrown like he saw it himself or the storming of Normandy in excruciating detail naming which soldier did what and where they were gunned down and who made it. --- boobies... |
| Topic | I don't understand how anyone thought Sonic Adventure 2 had a good story |
| DarthDemented 11/29/19 4:52:41 AM #9 | TC had one good point. How can you seriously take two hedgehogs that look nothing alike and confuse them for each other? Is GUN really that inept? --- boobies... |
| Topic | Is Luuke Skywalker the dumbest thing in the world? |
| DarthDemented 11/28/19 3:48:23 PM #33 | Really I've always thought the whole doubling the vowel in a clones name was stupid. --- boobies... |
| Topic | My uncle committed suicide this morning |
| DarthDemented 11/27/19 1:55:00 AM #57 | WesternMedia posted... So he experienced what it was like in Germany before the Berlin Wall fell. Impressive.Yeah he did. He was such a history buff I'm sure he enjoyed the hell out of it. Once you got that dude talking history you were in for a long talk lol. He gave a lot of us kids in the family little facts and what not to. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Trump Jr claims Donald Trump gave his favorite video game to Michael Jackson. |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 6:40:40 PM #24 | Skye Reynolds posted... I bet MJ never made it past the dam.The dam was easy! I could pull it off at 7 years old. I still can. It's not that hard. --- boobies... |
| Topic | Pet duck. |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 4:55:50 PM #2 | Quack quack quack homie --- boobies... |
| Topic | Did your dream car change from when you were a kid? |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 4:55:32 PM #3 | Yeah. Changed to one that runs reliably. --- boobies... |
| Topic | My uncle committed suicide this morning |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 4:50:37 PM #55 | One last bump from me and I'll let this topic go. Looks like we did do an obituary. https://www.adamsfuneralhome.net/m/obituaries/Terence-Snyd-Snyder/Memories Thanks for the support and kind words guys. Love your family. You never know when you'll never see them again. --- boobies... |
| Topic | So wheres the next pokemon region going to he based off of? |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 10:24:28 AM #32 | My ass --- boobies... |
| Topic | Once upon a time I farted |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 10:23:12 AM #1 | It smelled like fart. It smelled so much like fart that everyone who smelled it ended up farting. The end. There's your bedtime story CE. Enjoy --- boobies... |
| Topic | First time using a smart toilet. |
| DarthDemented 11/25/19 10:21:14 AM #9 | Error1355 posted... Maybe the toilet likes it.Yeah. No kink shaming. This is a safe place --- boobies... |
| Topic | Did you ever refer to characters from movies as the movie's title? |
| DarthDemented 11/24/19 4:36:00 PM #10 | super_clout posted... Urkel instead of Family Matters. Though that's a TV show.After a certain point that's pretty much what the show became. The urkel show. That's why the original actress who played Harriet left. --- boobies... |
| Topic | My uncle committed suicide this morning |
| DarthDemented 11/24/19 12:51:52 PM #54 | https://imgur.com/a/cdh0ojB Trying this again... just in case it comes up it's from a Louisiana newspaper. I'm curious why can y'all buy fireworks in December there but we can't in Missouri? --- boobies... |
| Topic | I've been watching the anime black clover. I've been enjoying but... |
| DarthDemented 11/24/19 12:05:03 PM #9 | MrNintendo1213 posted... Tbh it's one of the only shows on toonami I skip. That and naruto. Is it actually good? It seems boring from the episodes I've seen. I usually sit on my phone while it's on in the background if I watch toonami live.If you can get past asta's constant shouting it's actually not too bad. --- boobies... |
| Topic | I've been watching the anime black clover. I've been enjoying but... |
| DarthDemented 11/24/19 3:48:51 AM #5 | Calwings posted... Watch the English dub instead. Asta's voice is much more tolerable and much less painful in the dub, plus it has Chris Sabat as Yami.Oh I am watching the dub on Hulu. About 8 episodes in. It's finally dropping off in frequency but being picked up Noelle reminding everyone --- boobies... |
| Topic | The ability to teleport or your own hyperbolic time chamber? |
| DarthDemented 11/24/19 12:22:40 AM #48 | Touch posted... You can pick location of entrance, not portable.Yeah how you think Goku spanked it while Gohan was sleeping. --- boobies... |
| Topic | The ability to teleport or your own hyperbolic time chamber? |
| DarthDemented 11/23/19 11:47:40 PM #38 | Strider102 posted... Doesn't the HTC have a limit to how many times you can enter in a lifetime, like 2-3 times?Might've been a filler thing that doesn't apply to the canon episodes. If I remember correctly --- boobies... |
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