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TopicWorst twist in a TV show or movie?
DarthDemented
07/02/18 12:12:47 AM
#6
There's another mole in CTU! THERE'S ANOTHER MOLE IN CTU!
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TopicPoopin' thread: dead turds rise again
DarthDemented
07/01/18 11:38:02 PM
#41
I'm pooping now. Been threatened a few times already tonight with disappointing results. Took actually eating for Mt saint my ass to finally erupt
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TopicDo flies deserve to die for being annoying?
DarthDemented
07/01/18 11:30:26 PM
#7
Yes. Yes that do the foul vile beasts
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TopicDo you see yourself still being on gamefaqs long enough to get ? block status?
DarthDemented
07/01/18 11:23:39 PM
#49
Well yeah. Less than a year
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
07/01/18 11:19:41 PM
#257
I wish I had pie...
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
07/01/18 9:11:12 PM
#252
DarthDemented posted...
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order


Post number 2. Since fighting planet 2 happened while I was at work I added street fighter to my wishlist
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
07/01/18 2:03:45 AM
#193
Just finished DuckTales remastered. Either I'm rusty from not playing the original for so long or they actually upped the challenge a bit but damn that last stretch that I know for damn sure wasn't in the original. Also full version of the theme song over the credits.
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TopicWe're almost half way through the year, what have you accomplished?
DarthDemented
06/30/18 11:48:02 PM
#5
DIDN'T get a detached retina this year
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
06/30/18 11:44:54 PM
#189
I'll attempt fighting 2 and hope for street fighter
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
06/30/18 11:22:07 PM
#186
seems most of us have tales of berseria on our wish lists
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
06/30/18 11:10:47 PM
#181
Flintlock_Staff posted...
DarthDemented posted...
*slides through topic in forehead*...fuck this isn't 2004 gamefaqs...WHAT YEAR IS IT!? Ok but seriously what the fuck are bad rats and why do new comers in this thing get it?

A meme game that's $0.49 if I'm not mistaken on the price. It's a gag gift

Oh...ok...well guess I'm not missing out on much then lol
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TopicTransformers: The Last Knight is unwatchable.
DarthDemented
06/30/18 11:01:39 PM
#25
Why can't people realize you're watching a summer blockbuster movie. It's not going to be a masterpiece. It's a movie with guns, explosions, giant robots fighting each other and not much else. What the hell were you expecting?
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
06/30/18 10:56:39 PM
#173
*slides through topic in forehead*...fuck this isn't 2004 gamefaqs...WHAT YEAR IS IT!? Ok but seriously what the fuck are bad rats and why do new comers in this thing get it?
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TopicI just shit outside your door
DarthDemented
06/30/18 4:05:54 AM
#4
Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!
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TopicI just shit outside your door
DarthDemented
06/30/18 4:03:26 AM
#1
Merry fucking Christmas
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TopicWhat's the difference between a wyvern and a drake?
DarthDemented
06/30/18 2:07:18 AM
#2
The smell of their ass?
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TopicGeoffrey the GIRAFFE says Goodbye FOREVER as Toys R Us CLOSES across America!!
DarthDemented
06/30/18 1:52:05 AM
#10
I don't want to grow up I'm a toys r us kid there's a million toys at toys r us that I can play with! From bikes to trains to video games they're the biggest toy store there is. I don't want to grow up because if I did I couldn't be a toys r us kid
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TopicGeoffrey the GIRAFFE says Goodbye FOREVER as Toys R Us CLOSES across America!!
DarthDemented
06/30/18 1:44:59 AM
#2
I don't want to grow up
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TopicIts literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
DarthDemented
06/30/18 1:39:09 AM
#5
I'm playing a game leave me the fuck alone
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: The Charitable Planet
DarthDemented
06/29/18 10:11:48 PM
#50
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order

First post. No one has answered what exactly is bad rats?
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TopicGoing to rick roll some tinder woman
DarthDemented
06/29/18 4:38:15 PM
#2
Yeah let us know how that goes *goes back to plowing my wife*
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TopicI have a Bath & Body Works coupon, what should I get?
DarthDemented
06/29/18 4:20:22 PM
#9
Jergensmeat posted...
DarthDemented posted...
Hookers

No no God, is this messageboard always filled with satire messages???

I guess this thread will probably go to the dumpster.

Ok fine...classy hookers. Better?
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TopicI have a Bath & Body Works coupon, what should I get?
DarthDemented
06/29/18 4:15:55 PM
#5
Hookers
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/29/18 4:12:29 PM
#431
DarthDemented posted...
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order



Last post. Anything appreciated but would love bloodstained
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TopicIf you suffered brain death, would you want to be kept alive on life support?
DarthDemented
06/29/18 4:07:57 PM
#23
Abyssea posted...
DarthDemented posted...
Abyssea posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Okay I just read the article what the FUCK

They accidentally destroyed her brain during taking her tonsils out???


the surgeon must have poked a bit too far and mistook the brain tissue for the tonsils. they're both kind of pink i guess

Thing is the brain isn't accessible that way either. Only way it could've happened was the anesthesiologist used the wrong gas or too much gas.


what if he poked really hard?

No. Only way would've been through the foramen magnum but then he shouldn't be a surgeon because that means she was face down for a tonsillectomy
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TopicIf you suffered brain death, would you want to be kept alive on life support?
DarthDemented
06/29/18 11:20:49 AM
#18
Abyssea posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Okay I just read the article what the FUCK

They accidentally destroyed her brain during taking her tonsils out???


the surgeon must have poked a bit too far and mistook the brain tissue for the tonsils. they're both kind of pink i guess

Thing is the brain isn't accessible that way either. Only way it could've happened was the anesthesiologist used the wrong gas or too much gas.
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TopicI wana a girlfriend that works at the mall
DarthDemented
06/29/18 12:06:52 AM
#7
I want a girl with dark sunglasses and a looooooooong jacket
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/28/18 11:01:54 PM
#380
Alakazamtrainer posted...
OpShaft posted...
Alakazamtrainer gifted me
Terraria
Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge
Bad Rats Show!!

Thanks friend! lolol what's with the rats


The rats are a welcome to the contest gag gift

I haven't gotten any bad rats... what's bad rats?
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TopicSymphony of the Night fans, have you ever played Rondo of Blood?
DarthDemented
06/28/18 3:41:29 PM
#4
Yeah have the original on my Wii and symphony on my psn
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/28/18 12:26:26 AM
#289
Bad rats?
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/27/18 8:17:16 PM
#231
Both very great pies but lemon meringue for me. In fact a local hospital gets the best lemon meringue pie. So good I had some with my breakfast last time I had to eat there
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/27/18 8:06:37 PM
#228
Anyone want pie?
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TopicI almost killed some moron on a bike today
DarthDemented
06/27/18 4:44:23 PM
#17
meestermj posted...
That "pointing at the sky" is called a hand signal. It's how cyclists signal what they're about to do.

A left turn is putting your arm straight out. If it was a hand signal then he went the wrong way
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TopicI almost killed some moron on a bike today
DarthDemented
06/27/18 4:17:37 PM
#2
southcoast09 posted...
I was going like 50mph and the guy was in the bike lane, about 100ft from a traffic light with a cross walk.

He pointed toward the sky and just ripped the bike to the left. I had to swerve into the other lane and slam on my brakes. Needless to say, I leaned on the horn, but I still dont feel satisfied.

Our tax dollars pay for those crosswalks and some people are too lazy and selfish to follow the rules. He literally was trying to merge (without looking) into a four lane road with a 50mph speed of traffic to avoid having to stop and wait, like the LAW says to do.

Dude doesn't know he ruined bike dudes suicide attempt
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/27/18 2:58:52 PM
#195
DarthDemented posted...
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order


Second post. Bloodstained? Please? If anyone's still feeling generous.
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TopicI am seeing ALOT of more "Addidas" on the street than "NIKE"
DarthDemented
06/26/18 10:04:22 PM
#10
gp1829 posted...
DarthDemented posted...
All day I dream about sex?

All day day I dream about sex.

All day i dream about sex
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TopicI am seeing ALOT of more "Addidas" on the street than "NIKE"
DarthDemented
06/26/18 10:00:03 PM
#7
All day I dream about sex?
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TopicOh hey, The Last Jedi is on Netflix now
DarthDemented
06/26/18 9:52:55 PM
#14
I have it on Blu-ray and digital sooooo...
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TopicGirl threatens ex boyfriend with machete, forces him to have sex with her
DarthDemented
06/26/18 6:39:36 PM
#22
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Getting aroused is still rape.

Farting is still rape
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/26/18 5:07:56 PM
#28
Really anything would be greatly appreciated on my wish list but bloodstained would be awesome
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: Bad Rats for everyone
DarthDemented
06/26/18 5:03:39 PM
#24
TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 3:32:02 PM
#466
Damn why they keeping us waiting on fighting planet being drawn?
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 3:08:06 PM
#440
Flintlock_Staff posted...
Hate having people working on the chimney right above my room. Hard to sleep if I go to bed at 7am

Why 7am?
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 3:06:31 PM
#438
Faryy
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 12:25:44 PM
#411
Pork bump
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TopicShouts was the biggest fuckup in Skyrim
DarthDemented
06/26/18 5:00:37 AM
#3
I accidentally shouted at a chicken...the guards weren't happy with me...FUSROHDAH turned into FUSROH-FUCK!
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TopicWhat's a good way to block texts?
DarthDemented
06/26/18 4:55:54 AM
#10
Well with my Android you can tap the three dots and scroll down to where it says "block". But of course I realize not all phones have that option even if both are running the same version of Android.
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 4:39:47 AM
#382
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order

Third post. I know I've been generously gifted already but what the hell. Whatever keeps the thread alive
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TopicSteam Gift Contest XII: I'd Buy That For a Dollar!!!
DarthDemented
06/26/18 4:07:13 AM
#379
Flintlock_Staff posted...
Abstract Planet should finish in the next 15-30 minutes if not sooner and Fighter Planet about 10-15 after that. Good luck to all especially on the fighter planet.

I would settle for mortal Kombat
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