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TopicI've come to realize your first message doesn't matter on dating sites.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 5:27:04 PM
#4
EpicKingdom_ posted...
Because they are desperate, just like you.

I get it, they're on there for the endless chad dick not the endless chad thoughtful conversation.
TopicI've come to realize your first message doesn't matter on dating sites.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 5:25:07 PM
#1
I made a fake profile and just spammed Hi's and Heys.

70-80% of my messages got a response.
TopicHow did Sean Connery become a memetastic actor?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 3:43:26 PM
#1
Is it because of his thick scottish accent or because he was parodied on SNL?
TopicI'm not married.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 3:21:38 AM
#4
Still not married
TopicIs the bus stop a great place to meet women?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 3:20:02 AM
#1
Is the bus stop a great place to meet women? - Results (2 votes)
Yes
0% (0 votes)
0
No
100% (2 votes)
2
I take the bus to work every day.
TopicVideo games are the devil's work
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 1:03:50 AM
#1
He wants you to rebel.
TopicI'm the devil
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/10/18 1:01:28 AM
#1
I love metal.
TopicFemale privilege is having 30 red flags in a brief Tinder profile...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/09/18 2:59:16 PM
#3
Nothing but head shots....

Still gets hundreds of matches.
TopicI'm not married.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/09/18 1:33:01 AM
#1
No girls like me.
TopicDark Souls III is the Elmo's Number Journey of Dark Souls.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 7:26:35 PM
#1
I don't even need to git gud.
TopicWhy did buy that key to the tower behind Firelink shrine?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 4:39:51 PM
#1
The only thing there was the worthless Fire Keeper soul.
TopicThe barista at Starbucks complemented me this morning.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 4:16:19 PM
#1
Things are looking up.

I gave her a three dollar tip.
TopicI play games while you hang out with girls.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 4:08:26 PM
#1
Games are much better than girls.
TopicThese aren't anime episodes!!!
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 4:06:05 PM
#1
Why are his hands stretching out his bunghole?
TopicTalk is cheap when the story is good.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/08/18 4:01:03 PM
#1
Yeah
TopicDark Souls 4
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/07/18 2:01:00 PM
#1
When?
Topiccould n64 have handled final fantasy 7
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/07/18 5:27:46 AM
#1
just wondering
TopicPeople actually thought Phantom Menace was going to make more money than Titanic
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/07/18 5:25:17 AM
#1
I didn't think it would.
TopicIt's Friday night, why don't you have a date?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/06/18 9:49:27 PM
#1
Nobody likes me.
TopicWild Arms 3
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/06/18 9:04:50 PM
#21
Revelation34 posted...
I think I played like 10-12 hours of 4. I beat 1 and played most of 2 and 3. I had a bad habit of never finishing games.

You should finish 4. It's really short.
TopicWhat anthology shows had recurring characters?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/06/18 1:17:39 PM
#1
Like someone showing up in another unrelated story.
TopicPricewise, how does a hi-speed train compare to flying?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/06/18 1:10:45 PM
#1
Going to Europe next summer.
TopicCan you drive from Seattle to San Francisco in a day?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/06/18 1:07:29 PM
#1
Is it recommended?
TopicGirl unmatched me on Tinder because I asked for more pictures.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 8:22:19 PM
#8
Drpooplol posted...
yeah if this is a real topic, this is a really dumb thing to do

I'm amused because it confirms to me she is a land whale.
TopicOh no, women!
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 8:19:02 PM
#1
Christ, how do you guys ever get laid
TopicGirl unmatched me on Tinder because I asked for more pictures.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 8:15:34 PM
#1
She only had head shots.
TopicDaisy Ridley is a beautiful woman and she deserve to be in a Star Wars.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 8:11:57 PM
#1
I wish she was my girlfriend.
TopicRate The Last Jedi
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 8:03:12 PM
#1
Rate The Last Jedi - Results (14 votes)
1
28.57% (4 votes)
4
2
7.14% (1 vote)
1
3
7.14% (1 vote)
1
4
14.29% (2 votes)
2
5
0% (0 votes)
0
6
0% (0 votes)
0
7
7.14% (1 vote)
1
8
21.43% (3 votes)
3
9
7.14% (1 vote)
1
10
7.14% (1 vote)
1
8 out of 10
TopicWhat is it with releasing sequels on completely different consoles?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 7:28:06 PM
#1
Want to find out what happens to Samus next? Buy a fucking gameboy.
TopicWhat is the best Dragon Quest game?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 6:25:35 PM
#12
Why isn't VI getting any votes? Is it really bad?
TopicWhy do they call it Witcher if there's no witches?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/05/18 2:48:43 PM
#1
Why not call it Monsterer or Demoner?
TopicSo, um, is Dragon Age: Inquisition a bad game?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/04/18 11:11:44 PM
#1
It's on sale and I'm looking for a good RPG for 10 dollars or less.
TopicWhat is the best Dragon Quest game?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/04/18 9:03:54 PM
#1
Dragon Quest - Results (14 votes)
I
14.29% (2 votes)
2
II
0% (0 votes)
0
III
7.14% (1 vote)
1
IV
21.43% (3 votes)
3
V
7.14% (1 vote)
1
VI
0% (0 votes)
0
VII
7.14% (1 vote)
1
VIII
42.86% (6 votes)
6
IX
0% (0 votes)
0
X
0% (0 votes)
0
I haven't played any of them.
TopicI just started Dark Souls. Which character type is the easiest?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/30/18 4:22:02 PM
#1
Help me
TopicNo...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/30/18 2:39:19 PM
#1
No....
Topicgit gud
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/30/18 2:22:31 PM
#1
git gud
TopicWell there goes $40 down the drain. Stupid Target return policy!
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 7:29:16 PM
#1
Nobody told me they wouldn't take back PC games.
TopicRecommend me an RPG to play that was made in Japan.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 7:12:44 PM
#18
RFC22 posted...
So basically a JRPG.

Dark Souls isn't a JRPG.
TopicDo shit posters need to get a life?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 4:52:58 PM
#1
Do shit posters need to get a life? - Results (3 votes)
Yes
33.33% (1 vote)
1
No
66.67% (2 votes)
2
They just shit post all day.
TopicGoing to rick roll some tinder woman
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 4:37:30 PM
#1
Hahahahaha
TopicI'm a little confused as to why I got carded
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 3:20:33 PM
#1
Are there any fat neckbeards that are under 21?
TopicI wish the Lord and Miller cut wasn't some fanboy pipe dream.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/29/18 1:33:15 AM
#1
It probably was awesome.
TopicSome Star Wars fans think The Last Jedi is worse than the Holiday Special
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/28/18 7:47:54 PM
#1
Is the Last Jedi worse than Holiday Special? - Results (18 votes)
Yes
44.44% (8 votes)
8
No
55.56% (10 votes)
10
What about those Ewok movies?
TopicDinner with a fat chick or staying home and playing video games.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/28/18 5:23:06 PM
#1
Dinner with a fat chick or staying home and playing video games. - Results (20 votes)
Fatty
25% (5 votes)
5
Video games.
75% (15 votes)
15
Not here for hookups.
TopicWould you enjoy a night playing video games?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/28/18 5:17:04 PM
#4
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
my tinder slut keeps bugging me while i play secret of mana 2. she doesnt understand that this game is more important than her

There's a three player patch, I think. Let her join in.
TopicWould you enjoy a night playing video games?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/28/18 5:03:58 PM
#1
Would you enjoy a night playing video games? - Results (3 votes)
Yes
100% (3 votes)
3
No
0% (0 votes)
0
I would enjoy a night playing video games.
TopicUh Oh. Guess what day it is?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/27/18 11:11:46 PM
#1
Guess what DAY it is?
Topiclawyers don't work till midnight lol
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/27/18 10:34:20 PM
#1
damn!
TopicDid you talk to a girl today?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/27/18 10:16:21 PM
#18
Kungfu Kenobi posted...
Yes, I was walking by the park and a girl came up to me and said she likes my jacket. That's normal, it is a pretty cool jacket.

Did you get her number?
TopicDid you talk to a girl today?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/27/18 8:59:05 PM
#1
Did you talk to a girl today? - Results (4 votes)
Yes
25% (1 vote)
1
No
75% (3 votes)
3
Not related to you.
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