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TopicHot take: First Borderlands is the best Borderlands.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 5:26:44 PM
#1
Sooooo hot.
TopicShouldn't it be homosexualphobia?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 5:09:21 PM
#1
Though everything being the same can be pretty scary.
TopicThe Pokemon Go's new feature is worthless if want to meet new people.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 5:07:31 PM
#1
See a cute girl and ask her if she wants my Snorlax.
TopicEndless chad dick.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 4:50:56 PM
#1
How do I even compete?
TopicWhen is it going to be freaking 2 o clock?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 4:49:31 PM
#1
The wait is killing me.
TopicFallen Kingdom now has the worst Tomatometer of the franchise.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 4:26:59 PM
#1
Lololololololololololol
TopicHas Super Metroid been topped?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 3:38:34 PM
#1
Has Super Metroid been topped? - Results (26 votes)
Yes
50% (13 votes)
13
No
50% (13 votes)
13
It's still a good game.
TopicYR: Capcom reboots Ghost n Goblins as a soulslike.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 4:16:56 AM
#1
It might be great.
TopicDark Souls is a game.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 3:08:10 AM
#1
IGN loved it.
TopicDoes Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom need to exist?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 2:53:22 AM
#1
Does Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom need to exist? - Results (5 votes)
Yes
40% (2 votes)
2
No
60% (3 votes)
3
I don't think it does. The first was mediocre.
TopicSomeone said Dark Souls is a good game.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/22/18 2:45:38 AM
#1
Yes
TopicLet's be real here. The Last Jedi had a negligible effect on Solo's box office.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/21/18 7:17:33 PM
#5
I mean if someone was like "ZOMG Han Solo film! I must see it!" even if The Last Jedi was Battlefield Earth level bad it probably wouldn't change their mind.
TopicLet's be real here. The Last Jedi had a negligible effect on Solo's box office.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/21/18 7:13:50 PM
#1
I'm sorry r/starwars doesn't account for the general public.

Most people weren't excited for a Han Solo movie anyways.
TopicYou have my sword.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/21/18 3:06:46 AM
#1
Yep
TopicA wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/21/18 3:04:14 AM
#1
Lawe mai I ko papa he'e nalu
TopicDon't believe the fans. Fallen Kingdom is not a good movie.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/21/18 2:08:57 AM
#1
I didn't like it.
TopicIs Peter Scolari dead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/20/18 9:15:24 PM
#1
Or just his career?
TopicMade a fake Tinder profile of a chad with a visible wedding band in his picture.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/20/18 7:36:08 PM
#1
Still got more matches than I ever will.
TopicIs there any reasons the Marvel tv shows need to be in the MCU?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/20/18 7:19:24 PM
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Except for Agents of SHIELD which revolves around a character from The Avengers it seems the connection is rather gratuitous.

That's one thing DC is doing better. Distancing it's shows from the movies.
TopicWho would you trust more? Yourself, or a troll with a keyboard?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/20/18 8:20:02 AM
#1
Who would you trust more? Yourself, or a troll with a keyboard? - Results (4 votes)
Me
25% (1 vote)
1
Troll with a keyboard.
75% (3 votes)
3
Definitely the troll.
TopicDoes Target sell beer?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/19/18 7:04:06 PM
#1
Does Target sell beer? - Results (11 votes)
Yes
90.91% (10 votes)
10
No
9.09% (1 vote)
1
Just wondering.
TopicA girl posted this as one of her picture on Tinder
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/19/18 5:57:03 PM
#1
https://imgur.com/a/wyUdLE3

Is this supposed to be an accomplishment?
TopicGovernment issued T1/T3 lines were always exempt from Net Neutrality
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 9:12:09 PM
#1
My university is snowflake central and they never once blocked Fox News.

Has a university ever blocked or throttled a website.?
TopicWhat the fuck is a Vordt?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 3:21:38 PM
#3
Does From Software think they are Lewis Carroll or something?
TopicWhat the fuck is a Vordt?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 3:18:54 PM
#1
Did someone just make that up?
TopicDo you like Dark Souls III?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 3:11:13 PM
#1
I like Dark Souls III.
TopicDo you like Cuphead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 1:44:22 AM
#5
TheCrimsonAngel posted...
I liked it but it was too hard :(

Git Gud
TopicDo you like Cuphead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/18/18 1:42:28 AM
#1
I like Cuphead
TopicIm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 11:36:25 PM
#1
Wish me luck.
TopicSo what do these girls really mean?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 10:57:20 PM
#1
I try to re-engage a girl and she'll give me some variation on this.

"Sorry my phone broke and I lost all my numbers. Who is this?"

This has happened four or five times in the past month. I refuse to believe there is some phone breaking epidemic happening.
TopicYou play ball like a GIIRRRRRLLLL
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 9:55:21 PM
#2
Sorry but who is this, I lost all my contacts
TopicCE is how I learn about the Earth.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 9:06:15 PM
#1
I've learned some amazing facts.
TopicI got stood up by my date again.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 8:39:52 PM
#7
Yellow posted...
Do they know each other?

No, it's just random girls I met on Tinder.
TopicCan you really watch any CCTV from the comfort of your own home?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 8:38:36 PM
#1
That sounds kind of creepy.
TopicMy professor lost my 10 page paper... my final grade is an F.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 8:17:38 PM
#1
Fuck
TopicI'm not a hunky Austrian and I enjoyed Conan
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 7:04:30 PM
#1
Take that SJWs
TopicAnother day, another flaked Tinder date.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 6:42:32 PM
#14
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I wonder if people make fake tinder accounts to send people on fake dates, preferrably somewhere with public CCTV. You could even buy a dirt cheap TracFone to really fuck with the person.

I feel like this could be the idea for a popular YouTube channel.

People do that. That's why I think a lot of women have way too high standards.

If they were fucking super chads on a regular basis they would definitely be taking the necessary precautions against catfishers.
TopicI got stood up by my date again.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 3:18:59 AM
#4
Yellow posted...
There are other fish in the sea.

"Again" though, as in, you actually believed her the second time?

I mean I got stood up again. Different girl this time.
TopicShoot her
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 2:30:51 AM
#1
Shoooot her
TopicI got stood up by my date again.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 1:18:05 AM
#1
Do you think she's being railed by some chad right now? - Results (5 votes)
Yes
80% (4 votes)
4
No
20% (1 vote)
1
I wish I was one of the beautiful people.
TopicAnother day, another flaked Tinder date.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 1:13:18 AM
#9
fire adept posted...
Start doing cold approaches instead.

How? Im terrible at that.
TopicAnother day, another flaked Tinder date.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/17/18 12:53:06 AM
#1
Why do they always just forget about me?
TopicMetroidvania is a stupid term.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/16/18 2:56:08 PM
#6
Rikiaz posted...
What would you call a 2D side-scrolling platforming action adventure game with an interconnected world that's better than Metroidvania?

Well we call both Final Fantasy XIII and Skyrim RPGs?

So platformer makes the most sense.
TopicMetroidvania is a stupid term.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/16/18 2:53:12 PM
#1
Imagine calling Nier Automata a Devilnetta game.
TopicDo you want a refund for The Last Jedi?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/16/18 1:30:26 PM
#1
Do you want a refund for The Last Jedi? - Results (20 votes)
Yes
55% (11 votes)
11
No
45% (9 votes)
9
I liked it.
TopicOh no! Women doing stuff.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/16/18 5:59:52 AM
#1
Stop pandering to SJWs Hollywood.
TopicGo fuck yourself San Diego
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/15/18 4:05:48 AM
#1
Haha
TopicCaptain Jack
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/15/18 3:59:19 AM
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TopicLesbians like chads more than straight women like me.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/14/18 7:39:07 PM
#1
FML
TopicHere's why I hate snowflakes.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/14/18 3:02:18 PM
#1
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