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TopicCounty fair lineups are always dismal.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/21 1:30:07 PM
#3
a-c-a-b posted...
Years ago when I was visiting California I saw Weird Al at the Orange County fair and it was fucking awesome.

It was a total surprise too. We had decided to go to the fair one night and had no idea Weird Al was playing until we got there.
But he's been playing small venues throughout his career.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicCounty fair lineups are always dismal.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/21 1:25:38 PM
#1
Oh look another 70s/80s band missing its lead singer.


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topic$10,000 but you talk like Hank Hill for the rest of your life.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/21 11:28:03 AM
#1
Maybe


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicChad can be an anti-vaxxer and still get laid more than a vaccinated neckbeard
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 11:56:33 PM
#1
Life is just not fair.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhen I actually get a match on Tinder what should I say to her
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 9:27:36 PM
#1
What?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topicit's almost like if you insult your audience people won't show up.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 6:16:36 PM
#1
Ghostbusters 2016

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicLoud noises!
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 5:48:10 PM
#1
Loud noises!

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect girl but she doesn't know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 5:14:37 PM
#1
Yes


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe woman from the personals in the Pina Colada song is his wife.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 3:46:40 PM
#1
Let's see if I get modded for unmarked spoilers.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 1:13:48 PM
#1
The dark side of the Force surrounds the chancellor.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWould you be for another stimulus check for the vaccinated?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/28/21 12:30:54 PM
#1
Would you be for another stimulus check for the vaccinated?


I like money.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHow about a hug?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 10:44:24 PM
#1
I hate goodbyes *cries*

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI'm not into yoga.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 10:03:45 PM
#1
I have half a brain.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicImagine how much worse the pandemic would be if Trump was still President.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 5:58:38 PM
#1
It would be terrible.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topic$1,000,000 but you have to watch 10 hours of Afro Circus.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 4:02:08 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck2R8oJdsQM

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicVaccine passports for bars and restaurants are stupid.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 1:20:22 PM
#6
Drpooplol posted...
Yeah I don't see how it's any different from getting ID'd at a bar
But if place doesn't already have a bouncer they'd have to hire on and that's going to be a no go if they are on a shoestring budget.


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicVaccine passports for bars and restaurants are stupid.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 1:03:18 PM
#1
Puts too much of a burden on them.

Just make all employees get vaccinated.

No vaccine. Enjoy NEEThood!

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThere's one other name you may know me by...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 4:20:20 AM
#1
Star Lord.

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TopicHello
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/21 1:50:48 AM
#1
Again


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TopicChrono Trigger
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 10:08:05 PM
#1
Good game

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThis song is so calming...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 9:50:30 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TtA9dMNLAE

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThere are only demons and fiends here...
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 9:28:18 PM
#1
Truth is a mystery, unraveled by the candles' flames

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect girl but she wears panties with Rugrats on them.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 8:07:00 PM
#1
Maybe

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThey call me Captain Unlimited.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 7:55:54 PM
#1
Why? Because I can see any movie I want, as many times as I want.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe Holiday Special is better than Rise of Skywalker.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 1:29:13 PM
#1
It at least introduced Boba Fett.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs M Night Shyamalan a good director?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/21 12:50:42 PM
#1
Is he?


He's made some good films.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI'd show a picture of me but my eyes cross really bad
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/21 11:24:33 PM
#1
It makes me look like Im on the cover of mad libs

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDo you consider yourself a chad?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/21 4:24:15 PM
#2
Nope

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhy do the cats in Cats all have stupid names?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/21 2:44:27 AM
#1
Rumpleteazer?!? WTF?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs there any Game of Thrones character that isn't a horrible person?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/21 1:58:14 AM
#1
Is there?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDo you smell it?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/21 5:50:00 PM
#1
That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhere's Padme?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/21 5:37:19 PM
#1
Is she safe? Is she alright?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHow do you know my name?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/21 3:25:53 AM
#1
Who are you?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicGirls bio on Tinder: "Swipe left if you're vaccinated"
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/21 3:00:16 AM
#12
Heartomaton posted...
Don't stick it in crazy. Easy bullet-dodge.
Anti-vaxxer pussy is better than no pussy for most guys.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHow many people have actually seen...My Super Ex-Girlfriend?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/21 9:20:28 PM
#1
Have you seen My Super Ex-Girlfriend?


Just curious. It's a good movie.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topic$1,000,000 but you have to ride a plane with snakes on it.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/21 9:14:12 PM
#1
And no Samuel L. Jackson on it.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHow you doin?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/21 3:18:42 AM
#1
How you doin?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicRemember when George W. Bush told us that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 10:21:58 PM
#1
Haha


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicGod's Not Dead: We the People (Official Trailer)
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 4:46:32 PM
#98
I'm looking forward to God's Not Dead: Just His Career.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhy does everybody keep on hiring me?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 4:33:47 PM
#1
All of my work is shit.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicJungle Cruise looks like Indiana Jones with the Rock.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 1:17:05 PM
#1
It looks good.

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Topic$1 but there is no downside.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 11:41:28 AM
#1
Yes.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDoes LinkedIn still have a problem with unwanted solicitations?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 11:25:53 AM
#1
Too many guys sliding into a woman's DMs.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs Lady in the Water general considered Shyamalan's worst film?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 11:09:57 AM
#1
It's bad


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI'm just wondering where that wall is that Mexico was supposed to pay for.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/22/21 2:55:27 AM
#1
Where is it?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWant to buy some death sticks?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/21 11:45:03 PM
#3
Lone_Starr posted...
You dont want to sell me death sticks
I don't want to sell you death sticks.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWant to buy some death sticks?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/21 11:40:34 PM
#1
?


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect girl but she loves her mama, Jesus, and America too.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/21 11:27:54 PM
#1
Yes


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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topici have a cat in my lap
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/21 3:16:54 PM
#1
not going anywhere today

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicOcarina of Time is overrated
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/21/21 1:34:20 PM
#1
Fight me

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
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