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Is it strong enough to bite thru a lawyer on the toilet?

So I'll have something to talk about at the doctor's office

Female squirtles are pee my friend

But what about the time that Obama colluded with Russia?

We need to use Stormy Daniels to help soften his base.

It's about time he fires someone in his administration to fix the problem

The rock fought a woman on Voyager. How soon we forget such transgressions

One person on this board is very jealous

Can anyone explain why staying up late is bad? Because you don't have a typical 9-5 job and work other hours doesn't mean you're less of a person dammit

They shouldn'tve given her the HPV vaccine. Now she'll be free to have a lot of sex which is inmoral.

He's been stuck in the quantum realm for 30 years because he shrunk too small

When the president does it, it is not an ethics violation

Bad like Michael Jackson?

I have too much respect for women for that to happen.

Why do we care what Bernie Sanders has to say?

Is he related to Fatal1ty?

That makes no sense

He can get a new career. People would show up to a stadium if they just played the national anthem and he kneeled.

Because someone said something STUPID!!!!!!

I can't have them because the local one ragequit when Seattle raised the minimum wage. Didn't stop Domino's from opening another location near me though.

No indoor plumbing

Why is everyone still talking about the fact that I roll around in shit? It's old news! Let it go!

Putin let him have TWO scoops of ice cream that day.

I remember when he wrestled the Tonight Show away from Conan O'Brien

Don't forget the dick pic. It drives women wild.

I create fake female tinder profiles to match with myself

I don't remember that. I thought Obama was on the other side of the world when Bible Laden was killed.

I don't know if he's white or black

Because that way they can get all of the cool tech toys from China shipped to them while the landlocked states are still using flip phones

That's wasted paint that could have gone to the customer

No colusuon!!!

I'd wonder why they would march 2,000 miles from the white House

Attn hermiione

It should be replaced with whatever Elon Musk wants

Who?

Shoot somebody on 5th avenue

just kidding

Kineth posted...

I like how a bunch of mouthbreathers thought that responding to my post with "hurrr durrr prostitutes" was a good answer. No fucking shit that's an option, but if they guy can't even court a girl in the first place, why would he be comfortable with a prostitute?

its just a simpler interaction- like sex vending machines.

It seems that during shift changes on the bus route, one guy comes out of the little car and another guy goes in. What happens if a bus driver doesn't know how to drive a car? Could he still be hired as a bus driver?

people merging on to the freeway at 40mph

Girls don't like it if you've never had sex and also don't like it if you're having sex with other girls. You just can't win.

Just like in Spaceballs

People can't say a single bad thing about him.

The president of the us would never act so childishly. Must be a Photoshop.

Gee I have no idea why. It is a mystery.

If nobody died why does it say he did in the topic title

I live for free in Central Park

Killing someone for protesting seems like excessive force

The atm company will come after you after they discovered the germs from being in your g-string

Why isn't he upset because of it?

Is it gonna have pandas now