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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/19/20 3:38:48 PM
#282
UnfairRepresent posted...
" you fucked a P.O.I!? I could have you fired for this!"

Then why don't you?

Seriously, what has Quinn done in the entire show other than be a shit cop? Just fire his ass.

Its a realistic show. Florida cops are incompetant.

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TopicWere the American Founding Fathers cowards when it came to slavery?
CommonJoe
07/19/20 3:35:07 PM
#43
Zikten posted...
anyway, sometimes I think we would be better off if we had not fought the revolutionary war. we would by now be free anyway, like canada. the modern US government oppresses it's own citizens more today than the british were to the colonists back then

You do realize that in doing this you likely would have still had a revolution anyway right? Almost to the day of the Civil War, as Britain would abolish slavery in 1833, and it absolutely would have sparked a revolt in the South.

And that in turn, presuming a Southern win, would have led to much of the area we call the US now likely being a third world shithole, instead of a rich second world shithole.

And nevermind that the UK can hardly claim to be that much better. Their political climate isnt that different from ours, and just as an example of their modern violations of civil liberties is using children as spies against terrorists, gangs, and other criminals. Need I mention the mass surveillance thats been rendered normal in the UK?

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TopicWere the American Founding Fathers cowards when it came to slavery?
CommonJoe
07/19/20 2:35:16 PM
#37
Doe posted...
It wasn't an issue of not being able to keep the union together it was an issue of people like Washington expressly desiring to continue to own their slaves

The two are not exclusive traits. (And im not agreeing that Washington wanted to keep his slaves either, but I dont know enough about him (nor care to) to dig that deeply into his life)

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TopicWere the American Founding Fathers cowards when it came to slavery?
CommonJoe
07/19/20 2:34:07 PM
#36
Esrac posted...
That caused a significant boom in the southern cotton plantation economy, which would've increased demand for slave labor and prolonged the practice longer than may have been foreseen in 1776.

I dont think that played a factor. The Founders faced an emergent nation that as it was was only just holding together, and that unity remained tenous up until the post Civil War era when the US as a single nation finally became an accepted part of American identities.

A lot of the Founders early decisions were based around appeasing the South to maintain unity. A good example: The "militia" lines in the Second Amendment? There to ensure the South that their militias wouldnt be disbanded in favor of the national army.

The North needed the South to do what it wanted to do, but the same wasnt true in reverse. We have to remember that when we judge the Founders.

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TopicWere the American Founding Fathers cowards when it came to slavery?
CommonJoe
07/19/20 2:10:31 PM
#32
Its also good to remember that in the context of the revolution slavery eas being looked at in a similar vein to how we view gay rights or drug legalization.

The moral arguments then and now are there, but you're talking about uprooting norms that have existed for decades, if not centuries. And at least during the Revolution, Southern slavery hadn't yet started to decline, so you couldn't make the "unviable to continue" argument that could have a century afterwords if you were to ask if slavery would have really continued if the South won. It wouldnt have as the industrial revolution would have rendered it largely obsolete.

So were the Founders cowards regarding slavery? No, but thats like saying refusing to be a total paragon of virtue is cowardice, and in any age thats simply unrealistic.

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TopicActual Samurai critiques katana fights.
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:57:52 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/UMmLRJYdQlQ

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TopicIts humid in here CE
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:25:26 PM
#9
Strider102 posted...
Some people like it musky.


Yeah no you dont want none of that. My musk is like if Elon Musk never started SpaceX or Tesla and was still a raving lunatic.

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TopicIts humid in here CE
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:23:19 PM
#7
Strider102 posted...
Go out and play in it. Get all wet.

But then Im going to be musky for the foreseeable future. No thanks

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TopicIts humid in here CE
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:21:59 PM
#5
Holy fuck this rain is so loud you guys fuck me

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TopicIts humid in here CE
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:18:07 PM
#3
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Stop jackin it so viciously in the Walmart parking lot

Its a CVS sir and its pouring down rain.

i only spank it by moonlight anyway

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TopicIts humid in here CE
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:16:11 PM
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TopicAre Halflings/Hobbits considered elves or humans?
CommonJoe
07/14/20 2:11:29 PM
#10
DK9292 posted...
Well if you had to class them as one or the other, which would it be?

Humanoid

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TopicAre Halflings/Hobbits considered elves or humans?
CommonJoe
07/14/20 1:54:18 PM
#3
Theyre humanoid, but not humans or elves specifically.

And in the context of LOTR they were all created separately so they are not linked by evolution.

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TopicLeaked screengrab of Godzilla vs Kong.
CommonJoe
07/14/20 1:44:05 PM
#1


Mecha Kong was definitely unexpected.

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TopicThis speakerphone trend needs to die. now.
CommonJoe
07/14/20 12:32:09 PM
#20
What really needs to be denormalized is talking on the phone. Easily one of the most infuriating and draining activities I can engage in and I will 100% break off any budding relationship with a gi that gets upset when I tell her I dont like talking on the phone.

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TopicVery excited about not having to go back to teaching
CommonJoe
07/14/20 11:14:32 AM
#17
Rypt posted...
yeah, what job are you trying to get?

teaching


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TopicVery excited about not having to go back to teaching
CommonJoe
07/14/20 11:05:29 AM
#6
I greatly enjoy that once I finish school my job security will be a pretty good place. Thanks TC.

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Topicin malibu's most wanted when b-rad says the n word at the rap battle
CommonJoe
07/14/20 11:04:17 AM
#10
RetsuZaiZen posted...
There are people who unironically like Super Troopers. That one still has the crown.

No youre wrong that one is excellent.

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TopicI want to respect her so hard
CommonJoe
07/14/20 11:03:26 AM
#3
She looks like the type that would keep responding to you on a dating app but never give more than one word answers or any indication of interest.

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Topicin malibu's most wanted when b-rad says the n word at the rap battle
CommonJoe
07/14/20 10:59:58 AM
#4
Thats the most overrated movie Ive ever had to watch by far.

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TopicAOC 2028. c
CommonJoe
07/14/20 10:36:14 AM
#1


Yee

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Topici want to buy a tesla but im worried about the battery
CommonJoe
07/14/20 3:46:50 AM
#12
Its unlikely that we're going to see a plateau in terms of battery longevity, nor a plateau in the cost to replace.

Its good to remember that electric vehicles are still essentially brand new. Getting a Tesla right now is pretty similar to buying PC parts. Itll be fun but its just as likely you'll see it rapidly get outdated.

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/14/20 3:39:43 AM
#185
UnfairRepresent posted...
Goes to kill a man

ends up saving his life

That's par with Far Cry 2's failure of an Assassin who goes to kill a man then ends up being saved by him

Didnt expect a Far Cry 2 reference.

I approve. Fun game.

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TopicFUCK! FUCK! God FUCKING DAMN IT
CommonJoe
07/14/20 3:18:34 AM
#8
Are you color blind and cant tell the difference between the black and blue bags?

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/13/20 7:28:20 PM
#158
Lol

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TopicWhy is telling someone to kill themselves over the internet seen as normal
CommonJoe
07/13/20 6:38:57 PM
#8
Who tf thinks that normal? What the hell?

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TopicSo apparently I had covid and my only symptom was leg muscle weakness.
CommonJoe
07/13/20 3:29:15 PM
#2
Sameish. No leg weakness but I did get a random rash and had some killer chestpain for like an hour the day it started. May have also had a fever but it was hard to tell given my body temperature is unnaturally raised due to my living situation as it is.

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TopicExplain why human food that looks like this appeals to everyone
CommonJoe
07/13/20 3:27:25 PM
#32
Herodopus posted...
heard of garbage plates last year but i forget what they are. apparently they're from my state. never seen em irl and im afraid to google em again lol

Imagine your typical cookout food, and slop it all onto a plate together with ketchup and mustard.

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TopicThe sick silver lining of this pandemic for me is that my job security
CommonJoe
07/13/20 3:22:50 PM
#1
Is going to be pretty good once I get out of school. We already had a teacher shortage and now its looking to get even worse.

So yippee i guess.

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TopicExplain why human food that looks like this appeals to everyone
CommonJoe
07/13/20 3:10:07 PM
#19
People over melt cheese. Thats the common denominator between those burgers and I agree, I dont get the appeal.

Id rather have a still semi-solid slice of cheese rather than an oozing mess.

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TopicId shit my pants. Would you shit your pants?
CommonJoe
07/13/20 2:27:37 PM
#3
R1masher posted...
Id shit your pants

UwU

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TopicPizza place employee is reporting large orders and gatherings
CommonJoe
07/13/20 2:26:47 PM
#13
Snitching is only unacceptable in the case of victimless behavior.

These people ignoring the no large gathering rules is not victimless behavior as they'd unintentionally spread the disease should any of them have it.

So yes, snitch in these dumbfucks.

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TopicId shit my pants. Would you shit your pants?
CommonJoe
07/13/20 2:23:09 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/cpipaUfcnmM

2:32

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/13/20 1:36:57 PM
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TopicAs a kid, I never understood Bender and Fry's "friendship" in Futurama
CommonJoe
07/13/20 1:28:54 PM
#11
One should also consider the alluded to social dynamics of the year 3000.

This is the same world that has 25 cent suicide booths on street corners. The Professor himself scolded Fry for his primitive notions of modesty.

Their friendship is probably as good as any could have in that world.


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TopicKaren wears a mask
CommonJoe
07/13/20 12:46:25 PM
#6
R1masher posted...
Isnt she too old and too white to be a Karen?

???

Thats exactly what Karen is. And "too white" wtf?

Nevermind that you dont have to be white to be a Karen.

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TopicKaren wears a mask
CommonJoe
07/13/20 12:42:50 PM
#3
Spooking posted...
Zilda? Knock off Zelda?

Probably some MLM company

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TopicKaren wears a mask
CommonJoe
07/13/20 12:38:02 PM
#1


Lol

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TopicThis man walks up and fondles your ass WYD???
CommonJoe
07/13/20 12:35:30 PM
#1


???

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TopicPeak 2020 fashion
CommonJoe
07/12/20 7:42:57 PM
#4
Smackems posted...
Is he being grilled

In a manner of speaking.

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TopicPeak 2020 fashion
CommonJoe
07/12/20 7:11:48 PM
#1


Like damn

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TopicWill Seth Green apologize for his black man impersonation on Robot Chicken?
CommonJoe
07/12/20 7:09:42 PM
#30
Performative wokeness is stupid. Please stop.

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TopicThe prices at Five Guys is ridiculous.
CommonJoe
07/12/20 6:49:56 PM
#10
emagdnE posted...
You get what you pay for.

This.

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/12/20 6:47:31 PM
#146
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lila looking down from heaven must be so fucking pissed at Dexter letting random Cuban man he just met into his thing after he rejected her 500 times

Why do you think she went to heaven lmao

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TopicThe type of people that support Terry Crews
CommonJoe
07/12/20 10:20:31 AM
#59
I mean Crews is basically the Wayne Brady of the 2010's but he isnt wrong in his premise. I think people are just knee jerk reacting to this as if its a criticism or an attack when it isnt.

In other words, stop being tribal. Even if it is a criticism, no one has to disagree with you to criticize you.

If you say 2+2 is 4 of course Im going to agree with you, but if I check your work and you used Chair - Small Duck = Rock to make that conclusion then I am going to have some criticisms to make.

Doesnt mean your end conclusion is wrong but its not a good idea to absolve yourself of correcting your bad methodology. (Which while I didnt intend to make a metaphor for whats actually going on here, is actually a pretty apt one. Go figure)

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TopicMost satisfying attack in gaming?
CommonJoe
07/12/20 10:13:18 AM
#48
KIROV REPORTING cap

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TopicScenario: The amount of police double but 87% of the new cops are all black men
CommonJoe
07/12/20 10:11:19 AM
#12
Everyone. The last thing we need is even more cops.

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TopicSo... The United States got 70,000 new Corona Virus cases within 24 hours
CommonJoe
07/10/20 10:36:38 PM
#2
Something something new normal.

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TopicJohnny Depp says feces in bed was last straw in marriage
CommonJoe
07/10/20 9:48:41 PM
#20
Blue_Inigo posted...
Amber Heard is not shit in your bed hot.

Doubt

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
CommonJoe
07/10/20 9:38:44 PM
#116
Im going to be fascinated to watch your reaction to S5 after you watch S4.

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