Lurker > CarefreeDude

as a guy who doesn't know much about the series, how is this censored exactly? I know they were all wearing itty bitty bikinis in the volleyball game, but this is a fighting game? Makes sense to be a little more covered up?

Can someone provide an example comparing what the outfits were previously compared to the outfits now?
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Man same thing happened to me today
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VeeVees posted...

That's not white knighting. You forgot to ask the girl for sex.

I don't have to ask
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I get on the bus, and there is this guy with an Iguana sitting on the bus who is screaming at this woman, telling her to get out of her seat before he ****s her up, because I guess she touched his Iguana without his permission. She gets up, and I sit down next to him instead. I tell him he has a cool iguana and he starts threatening me, and saying his iguana don't like white people. He started yelling at the girl again, and I asked him to calm down, and said she didn't mean to offend. I tried to relate to him as people try to touch my bird without permission. He then started threatening me to get me to move, and then I told him being violent in front of his iguana would be a bad influence for it. He goes, "Man you really are just gonna sit there?" and I say "Yup".
And then he says "you really are a carefree dude"
Then he had to call a boat impound about his impounded boat. When I got off the bus, I told him I hope his day gets better. The girl he harassed got off at the same stop as me, So I talked to her and walked her to work. Mostly because it turns out we worked at the same place but in different departments. Oh the story is true aside the carefree dude line. I made that up.

Pic of guy: https://imgur.com/0zhW1ux
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

Mead posted...

https://imgur.com/iz3Km0E

Too big

Yeah donuts have that size have way too many calories to justify eating them.
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Metal_Mario99 posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

Cheaper than what my wife wants. She expects long term international travel EVERY year. Spend like 10 grand per trip. It's fun and all but sheesh. She also wants lots of smaller trips that end up costing around 1K each

Sounds like you need to put that bitch in her place.

I mean, she's a great wife, hot, amazing in bed, and we get to add other women to spice up our love life frequently, and she's a really good mom so I think she's still worth it.
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Cheaper than what my wife wants. She expects long term international travel EVERY year. Spend like 10 grand per trip. It's fun and all but sheesh. She also wants lots of smaller trips that end up costing around 1K each
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A mosquito bit me on the head of my dick once. That itchiness drove me nuts
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My wife has some pretty nice boobs. https://imgur.com/ZPTawkI
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My wife and I used to have a live-in girlfriend, and that was pretty great until it wasn't.
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My son was conceived with one of the following:

- Wife bent over a tree stump
- Wife's body bound, hanging from a tree
- Wife riding me
- Wife in downward dog position
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I don't think it was racists, the employee just wanted to see a hot girl naked.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

KevinMSteen posted...

she's gonna go get some dick

lol tc getting cucked i bet

xjayguyx posted...

Cuck

You fuckers don't even know the meaning of your failed insults.

Cucks watch it happen. Ugh. Get good.

Not entirely true. Some just enjoy knowing it's happening.
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Aculo posted...

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

Ask your mom.

i asked her and she cried and ran away, ok?

you must be huge!

Either that or he was just that disappointing.
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My testicles weigh about .3 pounds
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Slightly, but mainly because of that gif of that edited onto a nipple, and the little things inside moving
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DrYuya posted...

I wouldn't take $1000 to just bang her, normally. Sh'es gross to me now but we have kids so what can you do.

dayum, was she that gross when you married her? What happened? pics nao?
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Glad to see you back
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wolfy42 posted...

Yeah, sorry, no thanks.

You have something like this:

Home made breakfast 10/10

Local breakfast diner 8/10

IHop 4/10

Denny's 2/10

2 day old canned dog food that has sat in the sun. 1/10

I have actually not tried the dog food, it might be better.

You really rated the dog food too poorly. After a couple days in the son it gets a nice crisp texture and a smokey flavor. It at least deserves a 4 or a 5.
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I really need to stop looking at this thread at work.

Eh screw it i don't really care.
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VixYW posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

Girlfriends can be hard work, especially trying to find one that gets along well with the wife.

Shame on me to be drinking tea while reading. I almost spat on the monitor when I saw that last part. XD

It's okay, you can make more tea
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about a year ago, I lived in an RV on my inlaw's farm. We were having sex on the couch in front of the main entry to the RV, with her riding me reverse cowgirl. Suddenly her dad walks through the door, gets a full view of everything, then quickly leaves.
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Yeah, my nightmares are truly horrific things, like learning there is no food in the fridge or the car battery not starting.
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Andromicus posted...

Women just want you for your money and sperm, cast away your slave status and don't let them control you

They also want someone who can do basic home/car repairs, change light bulbs, remove spiders, make the internet work, and give massages.
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Girlfriends can be hard work, especially trying to find one that gets along well with the wife.
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I mean, that's really tame and amusing compared to the nightmares I usually get? Actually I wouldn't even list this amongst the nightmares.
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It's already happened (not intentionally of course) so why not?
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Yellow posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

That sounds unpleasant.

The natives did it. I take the trash out in the snow barefoot. without any milk

I'm sure they had breastmilk
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LinkPizza posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

Holy crap, if this is real, then that means that Avengers 4 plot leak might actually be real

What plot leak?

It was from the guy who leaked the last Jedi, deadpool, and avengers 3 plots months in advance, so it might be real, as crazy sounding as it is. The gist of it is that Tony Stark creates his own infinity gauntlet, and travels back through time in order collect infinity stones from the past. Meanwhile bruce banner merges with his inner hulk to become Dr. Hulk. Dr Hulk wilds the Stark Gauntlet with the infinity stones collect through teim travel shenaningans to battle thanos
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Holy crap, if this is real, then that means that Avengers 4 plot leak might actually be real
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wwinterj25 posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

My sister.

First I've heard about this. Tell me more.

CarefreeDude posted...

Plot Twist: TC is actually gay and that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Guys would probably reject him too though.

It's possible, but there are some guys out there with some REALLY low standards, even some so low that TC might fit in
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Plot Twist: TC is actually gay and that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...

Clean install if you're hesitant about tracking.

Idk, I have a microphone from my school's broadcasting class 8 years ago. It's an old SM57 so it's nothing special but I use it daily and it had been in storage at the school for years...

Sometimes the tracking is Installed on the BIOS and not even replacing the HDD will remove it
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Probably just return it. There is chance there is special software on it that could track you.
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Chewster posted...

You just ask your female friends if they'll fuck random internet strangers? Wow, you really are a carefree dude

If you think I'm carefree, you should see my very sex positive female friends.
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Chewster posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

A PotDer recently asked me for help getting laid. I found a girl who wanted to have sex with him, and he just called her a whore and accused her of being a hooker.

At first I thought this sounds like ICOYAR, but when I reread it I thought this kind of does sound like a hooker. I mean, did she even talk to or interact with him first at all? I'd be pretty suspicious of her too if this went down the way you made it sound like

No, I had a female friend, talked to her about his situation, and she wanted to talk to him and help him.
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A PotDer recently asked me for help getting laid. I found a girl who wanted to have sex with him, and he just called her a whore and accused her of being a hooker.
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I admit that these duckbear titles make me feel so angry, so very angry, and I wish duckbear were banned from making these posts.

But that's what duckbear wants me to feel, so I"m just going to proceed like a disney movie and let it go
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Flappers posted...

Smarkil posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Flappers posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Girls are overrated.

I am a girl and I approve this message.

PM incooooming

I wonder if she walks around barefoot

I do. Even outside in the rocks.

That sounds unpleasant.
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_PandaMaster_ posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

I once invited Jen to watch porn with me in a theater with other people

What????

Yeah, I was coming to her town to watch this thing called humpfest, which is like a film festival but for amateur porn, and the person who was originally going with me couldn't make it so I invited her to go instead.
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Zareth posted...

Could be worse, you could have to go to K Mart.

Walking around Kmart is creepy. It's full of for sale signs, some walking dead lookign employees, and despite everything being on sale, and having been on sale for the past two years, it's still more expensive than amazon.
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Jen0125 posted...

The Walmart by my house barely has anything, man. I'm not driving to another one either.

Walmart in Renton, WA has a pretty good selection. If you go there I'll meet up with you and buy you some dutch bros coffee. After that you'll probably wanna go visit your old seattle friends and I'll go do my own thing because i'm pretty busy TBH.
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Mead posted...

Probably just an excuse to get at that wiener

I'll happily give her the wiener whenever she wants it though. She usually gets the wiener a few times a day.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Philando_Castile

Yes I know I'm a couple years late. I was backpacking around europe when it happened and didn't hear about it then.

The story is so messed up, and of course the cop gets acquitted of murder charges despite the man following the cops orders directly. How do you even change the system to stop this crap?

IB4 i'm not being a carefree dude
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It's probably just her hormones getting the best of her though, but she has the baby fever really bad. I'm trying to get her to wait at least another year.
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DarkKirby2500 posted...

Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

Its called Calarts Style.

1. Its cheap
2. Its easy to animate

And a show like TTG is also easy to write for because there is no actual plot, each episode is just nonsense with no narrative structure.

The TTG staff is actually well aware of the fact they their show is stupid nonsense that only exists because it's cheaply produced and quick to pump out en mass.

It's pretty great that they have referenced in the show that TTG has no substance.
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Personally I think women are pretty great.
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EclairReturns posted...

Why'd you sell your car?

I realized it was silly to have a 600 dollar a month car payment on something I used once a week. I'll probably just bike for the rest of the summer, and just buy a used car in the fall.
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Ogurisama posted...

Someone will take a picture of Jen and post it on people of walmart

Jen is too pretty and not trashy enough for that site.
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Good luck there I'm finding any possible place to buy things at today that's not Walmart

i tried really hard to find a similar bra on amazon but i couldn't find one that was comparable to what i wanted. i felt so dead inside.

Sucks!

I gotta get bras this weekend too and I'm just hoping I can get 2 for under 300 dollars

yeah good luck with that with your big bazoomies.

i'm just getting some bralettes with no underwire and no padding from walmart so hopefully they aren't more than $10 a piece.

I'm forever jealous of getting that kind of stuff at all

CarefreeDude posted...

Holy crap, what kinda boobs do you need that need such expensive bras?

Any unusual sizes

Most stores only go up to the Ds (DDD at most)

How big are they? My wife has some big ole stripper titties as she calls them, and she doesn't have issues with bras.
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