Current Events > I white knighted a girl on the bus today

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I get on the bus, and there is this guy with an Iguana sitting on the bus who is screaming at this woman, telling her to get out of her seat before he ****s her up, because I guess she touched his Iguana without his permission. She gets up, and I sit down next to him instead. I tell him he has a cool iguana and he starts threatening me, and saying his iguana don't like white people. He started yelling at the girl again, and I asked him to calm down, and said she didn't mean to offend. I tried to relate to him as people try to touch my bird without permission. He then started threatening me to get me to move, and then I told him being violent in front of his iguana would be a bad influence for it. He goes, "Man you really are just gonna sit there?" and I say "Yup".
And then he says "you really are a carefree dude"
Then he had to call a boat impound about his impounded boat. When I got off the bus, I told him I hope his day gets better. The girl he harassed got off at the same stop as me, So I talked to her and walked her to work. Mostly because it turns out we worked at the same place but in different departments. Oh the story is true aside the carefree dude line. I made that up.
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Wow, that's crazy man. That reminds me of this one time I got on the bus, and there is this guy with an Iguana sitting on the bus who is screaming at this woman, telling her to get out of her seat before he ****s her up, because I guess she touched his Iguana without his permission. She gets up, and I sit down next to him instead. I tell him he has a cool iguana and he starts threatening me, and saying his iguana don't like white people. He started yelling at the girl again, and I asked him to calm down, and said she didn't mean to offend. I tried to relate to him as people try to touch my bird without permission. He then started threatening me to get me to move, and then I told him being violent in front of his iguana would be a bad influence for it. He goes, "Man you really are just gonna sit there?" and I say "Yup".
And then he says "you really are a carefree dude"
Then he had to call a boat impound about his impounded boat. When I got off the bus, I told him I hope his day gets better. The girl he harassed got off at the same stop as me, So I talked to her and walked her to work. Mostly because it turns out we worked at the same place but in different departments. Oh the story is true aside the carefree dude line. I made that up.
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Wait, this is fake since Albert Einstein didnt clap...
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I loved this story so much that I read it 54 times. The 2nd poster's story was better though.
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Yeah that's insane I had the same thing happen to me I get on the bus, and there is this guy with an Iguana sitting on the bus who is screaming at this woman, telling her to get out of her seat before he ****s her up, because I guess she touched his Iguana without his permission. She gets up, and I sit down next to him instead. I tell him he has a cool iguana and he starts threatening me, and saying his iguana don't like white people. He started yelling at the girl again, and I asked him to calm down, and said she didn't mean to offend. I tried to relate to him as people try to touch my bird without permission. He then started threatening me to get me to move, and then I told him being violent in front of his iguana would be a bad influence for it. He goes, "Man you really are just gonna sit there?" and I say "Yup".
And then he says "you really are a carefree dude"
Then he had to call a boat impound about his impounded boat. When I got off the bus, I told him I hope his day gets better. The girl he harassed got off at the same stop as me, So I talked to her and walked her to work. Mostly because it turns out we worked at the same place but in different departments. Oh the story is true aside the carefree dude line. I made that up.

The last time I white knighted a girl, I got her Snapchat.
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Dude got an Iguana and a boat? He's got it goin on.
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Man same thing happened to me today
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