Lurker > Bulbasaur

this dude really saying that alcohol is healthier than a fucking egg.

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given the shit performance xc2 ran, it will be near those numbers always.

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he could have just ordered delivery and not had to drive for a fuckin day

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T0ffee posted...

nah.

yah, actually.

it's bad.

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apparently it runs like dogshit, with resolution dropping as low as 300p most of the time

so hard pass.

extremely hard pass.

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wwinterj25 posted...

What sets BotW apart from most open world games these days?

atmosphere and polish.

it also doesn't bombard you with hundreds of fucking icons and tooltips every 4 seconds like the majority of open world games these days.

it's minimal.

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who is shake shack

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it wont be spiderman, it'll actually be the last of us 2


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botw is way fuckin' better

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just the bacon egg and cheese biscuits

they're the only good thing

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TheSlinja posted...

Lawful evil is like an evil dictator as opposed to chaotic evil which would be more like an evil monster just tearing shit up

lawful evil: hitler

chaotic evil: kefka

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

It used to be confirmed canon in the EU.

It IS canon even in the films that they literally allowed them to escape the Death Star so that they could follow them back to the Rebel base (which they immediately and successfully do), so shooting them would have been somewhat counter-productive.

Leia literally points out "the ease of their escape". Han scoffs at the idea, but the films kind of establish that Leia is usually right and Han is kind of an idiot, sooo...

Plus Grand Moff Tarkin literally tells Vader that "I'm taking an awful risk" and mentions the homing beacon they put on their ship. It doesn't make all that much sense to bother tagging someone's ship so you can follow them if you have no intention of ever letting them escape.

not to mention that those movies also tell us that stormtroopers are extremely accurate

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i can think of at least 2

the giant eyeball with the smaller balls covering it, and the snakes

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being able to just fly, and hover kind of...ruins the game a bit.

don't get me wrong, shits fun as hell, but it gives you no incentive to actually create an interesting environment since no one is going to be running through it. everyone is just going to fly.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

I'm just reading One Piece rn and the fucking translation keeps saying "gomu gomu rocketuuu" instead of just "gum gum rocket" like shut the fuck up just say gum gum!

i don't remember that happening at all

you're reading a bad fanlation

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https://www.google.com/search?q=turkey+invades+greece

there's plenty

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the msq for ff14 is nothing to write home about

it serves its purpose though

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on switch? purely accidental, that stupid button is right there.

on ps4? either when games do that stupid as fuck screenshot when you get a trophy, which means it's usually just a black screen, or never.

on xbox? usually just when dumb shit happens and i want to reference it later to see what actually happened

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i'll probably play it tonight after it cools down

i also got watch dogs 2, homefront revolution (lol), and gat out of hell

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it was three dollars cheaper on xbox so i just got it on there instead

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this is definitely not the first time they've ever done a buy 2 get 1 sale

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hell yeah

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fuck karol

he is the worst character in any goddamn video game

karol sucks, he sucks dick, i wish he died

but even as a dead character he would still fuckin suck.

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not only is there no context for any of this

but those are all the same person.

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there are literally 10s of thousands of games older than you.

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BlackScythe0 posted...

How you gonna spoil a movie that old.

i literally just watched that movie yesterday.

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RedPixel posted...

I'm trying to help people see something wrong in the best way that I know how.

yeah, by directing them to something else equally vague and ridiculous like regular mainstream media.

except qanon is pretty obviously shit

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that is true, they did have the most highly regarded mp in the series

until 5 came out and took the crown

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don't forget the gigantic tentacruel in the anime

shit was bigger than skyscrapers

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I_Always_Die posted...

they dont. 2&3 are,
people love the reach campaign

no they aren't

and the reach campaign sucked, every fight was just rounds of firefight it was incredibly boring and lazy

the space fight was fun i guess

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Veedrock- posted...

Context, always context. You missed the beginning middle and end of dbs' shenanigans, including typing a list of games just to back his stance. Seems pretty important to his character.

i did the same fuckin thing

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I_Always_Die posted...

I guess if youre a more casual fan of halo you might like the mp in 5

pretty much everyone considers 5 to be the best out of all 6

I_Always_Die posted...

he looks so dumb in 4 lol

it's those shoulder pauldrons, why are they on his bicep

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I_Always_Die posted...

idk, everyone else loved it and I was just underwhelmed.

And I didnt even buy the dlc because it looked extremely not good.

i was too at first, but i just kinda kept playing it and after a few hours it just hooked me hard

and you didn't miss much, the dlc is pretty damn mediocre

I_Always_Die posted...

the 3v4i games are horrible. warzone in halo 5 was kinda cool but the arena/competitive matches were shit. I thought the maps in reach were bad and then they release that pile of shit. FUCK 3V4I

the multiplayer in 5 was amazing

the campaign just fuckin blowed chunks and you had to read like 4 books to even know what the fuck was going on

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I_Always_Die posted...

I honestly thought HZD sucked ass. Super generic open world game and the combat was just not fun

wtf is wrong with you

I_Always_Die posted...

spiderman was one of the most fun games in the last ten years. I wish it were longer.

i wish the dlc wasn't ass

like enough with the fuckin jetpack bitches fuck off

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I_Always_Die posted...

I dont really love Sony/PlayStation its just really baffling when people act like Xbox is superior. Like I seriously cant fathom it.

i don't really love microsft/xbox it's just really baffling when people act like playstation is superior. like i seriously can't fathom it

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fr tho i can't wait for spiderman 2 and i wish they'd just at least say they're working on hzd2

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I_Always_Die posted...

see, its fun.

helly god youre insecure when anyone says something bad about Xbox, your identity is obviously tied to the games you play

lmfao thats what you sound like

you do the same thing about playstation

you sound just like me!

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I_Always_Die posted...

loooool this pseudo intellectual shit is hilarious

my identity is not tied to the games i play, Im just fucking with helly

same

I_Always_Die posted...

not an xbox

microsoft servers to a personal computer running microsoft windows

none of that is a playstation quad


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I_Always_Die posted...

youre still streaming it remotely from a ps4 with a PS4 controller

:)

you're playing it remotely from a stack of microsoft azure servers actually my man

:D

i even used an xbox controller

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I_Always_Die posted...

none of those are on pc lol

they all are, actually.

i played god of war on my pc, after all

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/explore/playstation-now/ps-now-on-pc/

you can play those on pc, no playstation required

:)

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GanonsSpirit posted...

Games that are on PC aren't exclusives.

okay

that means god of war, bloodborne, spiderman, horizon zero dawn, and uncharted also aren't exclusive

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I_Always_Die posted...

Uncharted
the last of us
spiderman
god of war
ratchet and clank
bloodborne
horizon zero dawn
gran turismo
mlb the show
etc

im glad you love Xbox but it has no games

halo
forza
gears
ori
sunset overdrive
sea of thieves
quantum break
killer instinct
recore
crackdown
dead rising 3
ect

also mld the show isn't exclusive anymore, they're bringing it to other consoles. i don't really know why that, of all things, but i'm assuming the mlba forced them to

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

xbot post

no not really. we already know the specs. 12 > 9

anyways,

https://www.pcgamer.com/unreal-engine-5-tech-demo-pc-performance

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no one is afraid of the ps5 lol

this is because epic confirmed that the UE5 demo runs better on a laptop than the ps5 isn't it

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Zangulus posted...

We tried cooking them for 3 minutes. Mush.

they would still be hard

you're doing something wrong because they're just normal ass noodles and cook like every other noodle

and no you spelled it right

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qanon is literally a made up troll thing from 4chan lmao

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zang you are cooking them way too long then

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TheWitchMorgana posted...

uncharted is good

that is not an agreeable statement

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that is extremely disappointing

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