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Definitely the weirdest set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATPjGJDR2Eg

Also, the episode Ric Flair was one hell of a hilarious trainwreck too. Ric Flair is incredibly drunk, doesn't understand the show, makes a weird speech and walks off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkG5H_fysU

https://i.imgur.com/Obvbl3u.gif

I love Kill Tony. I got to see David Lucas live in the first row right against the stage and I got to go on stage and get roasted by him. I also saw William and Hans Kim live.

One of my favorites is the big trainwreck episode where Roseanne was supposed to be a guest and the show just falls apart. Hans Kim has a really really bad opening set, Ali MacCofsky who is usually funny bombs as a guest, the bucket pulls are ALL horrible, Redban keeps annoying Tony with the soundboard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g78aqz8QXTo

Screamin' Sicilian when they're on sale. I load up when they're $4.99 each!

She shops at Sheetz so she's a thick but sexy 9

Sell it to someone for $190, proceed to order take-out and pick it up yourself, profit!

Easy to get into, easy to play. I'll take games like Horizon:ZD/FW that have very very easy modes as well.

AlCalavicci posted...

where is curb streaming?

Max

Yikes :(

SpawnShadow posted...

How does it compare to more well-known hot sauces, like Tabasco or RedHot? Could a current avid user of those two hot sauces easily get hooked on this stuff?

If you want good hot sauces, stick to buying from heatonist.com. I haven't tried any sauces from Hellfire, but I have seen them on Heatonist. Heatonist only sells hot sauces that do not use extracts and only sauces that get their heat from real peppers. That's why a lot of those shitty hot sauce gift boxes are garbage because most of the sauces are just vinegar and pepper extracts. I'll make a second comment with some links and reviews to some sauces I've had from heatonist

I will hand my account down to my grandson

Weili and Xiaonan is one I'm going to have to go back and properly watch later, that was a great fight that I had a bit of a hard time paying attention to after the excitement of Gaethje vs Max

IT'S IS TODAY! !~ ! !

So pumped

Great episode!

Bo Nickal lives in my town, it's going to be awesome having someone local on the main card

It's going to be an awesome event

I wonder how the waste management is

How was it tonight? I don't really watch wrestling, but Wrestlemania is usually a fun time. My roommate/cousin is a big fan and he's there live! He's going to every event, Smackdown, the Hall of Fame, NXT, Wrestlemania, and Raw on monday

I forgot Bill Burr, Jim Norton, William Montgomery, and Hans Kim on my list

Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis, Ian Fiddance,Tim Dillon, Big Jay Oakerson, Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Jordan Jensen, David Lucas, Kim Congdon, and Mark Normand are who I can think of off of the top of my head, there is probably a few I'm forgetting

I was front row for Tom Segura, Shane Gillis, Ian Fiddance, David Lucas, and Mark Normand

R1masher posted...

He still might, hes got one movie left

Details about his last movie have been released. "The Movie Critic," about a movie reviewer who works for a porn magazine in the... 70s or 80s?

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



...are you sorting by controversial or something, because I do not see comments like this.

...man, and I thought the Marty robots at Giant were creepy

Is the WNBA this entertaining? I tuned in for the Reese/Clark drama, but this is actually way better than I was expecting

Baengel is going to come out in the 4th and make it a close game

Yeah, Clark is on FIRE

LSU up by five after the first!

LET'S GO LSU!

Angel Reese is cute as hell

NCAA football is coming out this year or next, so who cares about Madden. Also, Pokemon is the same every time.

DC let me down :( That pick in the fourth quarter :((((((((((((

Glob posted...

How would you feel about the language situation? Would you try to assimilate properly or get by without knowing the local language very well?

Definitely would learn the language and the history of the country to be the best citizen that I could be.

Can't wait to see the Defenders destroy at noon. My parent's easter lunch should be good and ready by then!

The only thing that's fucking dumb about this league is that THREE out of eight teams are from Texas. With that said, GO DC DEFENDERS

"funkytown" was more than enough for me

The only miss he had that I can think of was The Goode Family. That was pretty bad

The top comment on the Porky's Butthole video analyzing the call is absolutely hilarious

Hes been calling to complain for over a month, tired of seeing the same show (Porky's Bu*thole), so often.
He tuned in to watch last night, and it was Porkys freakin ol' Bu*thole, over and over, until the early morning.
He doesn't understand why they would think kids want to watch Porky's bu*thole over and over.
He was up all day watching this channel from 7:30 to night and the shows were always late, because of commercials.
Hes tired of the commercials. Specifically, he repeatedly complains they cause the shows to be 5 minutes late.
He wants to complain to the FCC to try to get the whole station shut down (it sounds like, because of the commercials).
He further doesnt understand why there has to be so many ads for so long. It's not like kids are going to rush out to buy armloads of stuff they see in the commercials, just because they appear so frequently.

Dang 'ol Boomhauer here isn't calling to complain about Beavis & Bu*thead like Mike Judge thought, he was tuning in to watch Looney Tunes at a specific time, like 7:30 right on time. But, the last show, also Looney Tunes, hadn't ended yet, so he ends up watching right as Porky Pig is giving the "That's all folks!" outro against the famous concentric red circular backdrop - in what I would assume this guy thinks looks like a bu*thole. Thus: Porky's Bu*thole. Then it goes straight to commercials for 5 minutes and the episode that he was planning on watching doesn't start until 7:35.

So he's complaining that the episodes are offset and he keeps tuning in at what he thinks is the beginning, but it's actually the end of the last episode when Porky is saying the show is over.

In the 90s Looney Tunes aired on Nickelodeon, which was owned by Viacom along with MTV. So it's conceivable that he was trying to reach Nickelodeon (which explains why it's primarily kids toy commercial he keeps getting), and ended up reaching someone at Viacom who assumed it must have something to do with Beavis and Bu*thead and forwarded it to Judge.

The two COVID specials were amazing

The origin of Boomhauer is absolutely hilarious. The angry voicemail that he talked about on a talk show leaked

Mike talking about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5ToEEimTE

The leaked voicemail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiwgG6T9se0

Raise of hands how many people actually knew the graphic details of this case. I'm not trying to out people who made fun of her, I'm just trying to get an idea of how shitty mainstream media is, because a lot of you probably didn't even realize the actual truth until I posted excerpts from the actual court docket.

Knuckle Sandwich if you want an Earthbound/Wario Ware hybrid.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1012570/Knuckle_Sandwich/

Just so everyone knows, here's what I did for this time

THIAMINE is the most important thing during withdrawal, if you do NOT heavily supplement you will get Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome. I use Benfotiamine, which is a lab form of Thiamine that is fat soluble, rather than water soluble so your body absorbs it more readily. I take it every two or three hours.

FOLIC ACID is the second most important. I use a B Complex to get that, as well as my other B-Vitamins, plus more thiamine.

MULTIVITAMIN for the rest of the vitamins.

Pedialyte as well as Liquid IV for hydration on top of water.

During the initial stage when I couldn't stomach food, I consumed some high calorie protein shakes, as well as some blueberry kefir with some vanilla protein powder added to get immediate food based nutrition as well as sugar to combat the alcoholic ketoacidosis. For some reason, I crave hot dogs when I can actually eat food, so I had three of those.

Absolutely no caffeine, it disrupts your stomach in a way that inhibits the absorption of thiamine.

I am at my parents house and my mom is sleeping in the living room on the couch while I'm on the recliner. The hospital is a two minute walk from their house if something happens.

Rehab is definitely in order, I do agree with that. I know a guy in AA who I believe can help get me financial assistance for rehab.

SuperShake666 posted...

Isn't this why you're supposed to detox under doctor supervision?

Sadly I no longer have insurance, so this wasn't feasible :(

The worst of them all (WARNING: VERY HORRIFIC)
I walked outside of that same grocery store in the other hallucination, and instead of a parking lot, it was some type of weird war field. I saw the mutilated corpses of children, and the worst thing I saw was a man yanking a small child into the air by the hair and chopping their head off with a machete, then having sex with the neck wound.

Yeah, today was... really difficult to just be myself.

I have been having a really difficult time staying sober. I'll go 14 days, then day 15 I'll feel depressed, 16 will be worse, and on 16 or 17 I'll end up grabbing a six pack. The next day that escalates, then it went until day seven this time where I had a fifth of vodka and a can of four loko done by 1PM. I was found passed out by my roommate with a black eye and bruises all over my body. I'm assuming I had a seizure because the location of the bruises are just... weird. I've been through these relapses often now, so I have a good "toolkit" to get through it, and this time felt like it was going to be easier (even though it still is AWFUL).

Last night was the most awful symptom I have personally experienced, though they can even still get much worse. I spoke about it at a meeting today and I could barely get my story out because of how much my voice was trembling and my hands were shaking because of how shaken up I am about it. I can type about it just fine, but vocalizing it out loud is very difficult.

I started having Closed Eye Hallucinations. These first ones were greyscale and not really in color. They started out benign, like dark blobs that would move around, turn into different shapes, etc. They eventually started turning into lines and rotating around my closed eye frame of vision. The line then took an L shape and split apart and went into an | | formation. They rotated a bit and revealed themselves to be knives, then IMMEDIATELY jumped towards me. It JOLTED me up in fear. Every time I would close my eyes, within a minute some type of weapon would reveal itself and jolt towards me. The weirdest one were corn cob holders that took a square formation and started rotating before jolting towards my eyes. Another was a dim orange dot, it slightly got larger, then a hand jumped out to grab me.

Then, it got even worse...
Things started getting colors. The hallucinations would change based on my thoughts, however, I ALWAYS ended up stabbed, a rope tied around my neck, or disemboweled. I was closed eye hallucinating being in the super market and a small asian woman coming up to me and stabbing me. I started seeing weird, scary animals that were just weird pieces of other animals put together, typically a dog and a chicken. I had one where I was walking on the road and got hit by a car. One where I was hit by a train. One where somebody sliced my stomach open and pulled my insides out. The worst of them all, I am not sure I can post here. I will be daring and post it in a reply with spoiler tags, because it is very VERY fucked up and it honestly really really makes me wonder what's wrong with my brain. All of these could have been over without being killed by just opening my eyes, but I was SO exhausted and needed my sleep, so I kept attempting another "run" every 20-30 minutes, and I'd always be killed.

It might be time for another shot at rehab :(

solosnake posted...

but isnt it common sense that coffee is hot?

Yes, but not to melt your skin and labia to the point of needing skin grafts.

Here are a few more:

65. When they returned, Officer Magliocco digitally penetrated the visibly intoxicated Ms. Hall in a hot tub within full view of the other LPD officers.
66. After several minutes of digital penetration, Ms. Hall pushed away Officer Maglioccos hand from her crotch and said no.
67. Ten or twenty minutes later, Officer Magliocco poured vodka down Ms. Halls throat.16
68. Afterward, Ms. Hall and Officer Magliocco had sexual intercourse in the bathroom of the houseboat.
74. Sgt. Powell secluded Ms. Hall during shift at an archery range and stuck his hand down the front of her pants.
76. Sgt. Powell coerced Ms. Hall to engage in sex acts despite her rejection and non-consent. After violating Ms. Hall, Sgt. Powell said things like I could tell you really werent into that. You must really care about me, thank you for letting me finish. It shows how you really care about me.
77. When Sgt. Powell wanted sex, he refused to take no for an answer. He continued demanding sex, saying things like Well do it tomorrow, or Ive done so much for you, Ive helped you, and Ive done so much for you in your personal life.
81. Sgt. Powell told Ms. Hall that, if she sought help for her psychological distress, she would be portrayed as the weak female officer and no one would trust her. He warned her against reporting her issues and advised her to suck it up and focus on work.

All of that is just ONE officer.

Here's the second one.
Offering to pay if Ms. Hall would set up an OnlyFans account (managed by Sgt. McGowan) where Ms. Hall would have sex with other men so Sgt. McGowan could watch.
g) Offering to pay and create an account on FeetFinder for Ms. Hall.

92. Sgt. McGowan promised that he could protect Ms. Halls position in the department. He mentioned that her on-duty auto collisions could prevent her from getting promoted, but that he had the power to ensure Ms. Hall got the promotion. Contemporaneously with these promises, Sgt. McGowan propositioned Ms. Hall for sexual intercourse. Ms. Hall agreed.

Chief Davis:
99. Chief Davis repeatedly attempted to seclude Ms. Hall so that he could use the authority of his high office or as he described it, normal pimp shit, to induce Ms. Hall to gratify his own sexual desires.
g) Soliciting pornographic images of Ms. Hall from LPD supervisors without her consent.
h) Actively encouraging Sgt. McGowan to engage in sexually exploitative behaviors like nonconsensual sharing of pornographic images and participation in degrading sexual activities with authority figures in the department.
i) Threatening to fire Ms. Hall unless she went along with his demands for sexually inappropriate activities.

108. In furtherance of the agreement to sexually exploit junior female officers at the LPD, Sgt. McGowan shared Ms. Halls psychological vulnerabilities with. Sgt. Powell and Chief Davis in order to enhance their ability to victimize Ms. Hall.

109. In furtherance of the agreement to sexually exploit female junior officers at the LPD, Defendant Powell exploited Ms. Halls psychological vulnerabilities and abused his position of authority at the LPD by offering training in exchange for submission to his sexual demands; offering advancement in Ms. Halls career in exchange for submission to sexual demands; trading sex acts for overlooking on-the-job mistakes; and threatening to make Ms. Halls conditions of employment more difficult if she did not continue to participate in sex acts with him.

CobraGT posted...

I hope she gets the 500K.

From how much harassment she has taken because of these shitty news agencies who can't be bothered to do a job that some dipshit on a message board could, I hope she gets more. This case pisses me off almost as much as the McDonalds Hot Coffee case where that old woman was mocked when the court documents show that the coffee was a ridiculous temperature