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TopicDo any PS4 games actually use that stupid light bar on the controller?
BlackMageJawa
08/04/17 1:13:26 PM
#1
I remember getting my PS4 and being annoyed at the lack of an option to turn that light off, as not only does it waste the already crap battery life, but it causes a bright reflection on the screen. And I don't even have the camera, so even if a game wanted to track it, it wouldn't be able to.

Now a few years later, and it suddenly occurred to me that I've never seen a game try to use the lightbar as a sub-Move motion controller, or even mention it. I guess maybe there's some downloadable crap on PSN, but any proper, decent games with any use for it at all? Or did they give up on it when they decided to revive the PS Move controller for VR?

And if they really are useless, why the hells will they still not give us an option to just turn the damn thing off?
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TopicI think it's time to get rid of the sticky topic.
BlackMageJawa
08/03/17 1:12:48 PM
#21
Damn that monkey paw!
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Topic.hack//G.U. Last Recode adding a new Vol. 4
BlackMageJawa
08/01/17 3:57:05 PM
#6
Is one of the many animes/mangas/whatever a retelling of the IMOQ series that could be watched/read instead of playing the four games to get the same part of the backstory for GU?
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TopicSamus Returns' fusion mode amiibo-exclusive
BlackMageJawa
07/29/17 3:06:27 PM
#23
If it was a case of 'any version of Samus unlocks this stuff', that would... still be terrible , but at least it would make some kind of sense. Every game requiring a new figure to get the rest of the game is just fucking dreadful.

Although... I do like that Metroid figurine. I'd just like it even more if it was £3 and not a glorified DLC key.
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TopicCapcom planning several "Switch Version" titles
BlackMageJawa
07/29/17 3:00:54 PM
#5
Rockman XOver 2 confirmed.
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TopicNetflix is carrying $20 billion in debt.
BlackMageJawa
07/29/17 2:56:01 PM
#19
They pretty much single-handedly funded Star Trek: Discovery, and have exclusive rights to it everywhere except the US and Canada, so that should bring in a few more subscribers in September.
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TopicDragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
BlackMageJawa
07/28/17 11:58:45 AM
#9
Psst, Squeenix- the word you're looking for is 'Era'
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Topicnew version of Ys 1+2 for the 30th anniversary!
BlackMageJawa
07/28/17 9:33:47 AM
#2
Oh come on, Falcom, not you too! I trusted you!

I know I've said this before, but just once it would be nice if they made a virtual version of one of these things so us Westerners can see what the hell they're all about. I mean, how exactly can a slot machine be an ARPG as that unfeasibly excited guy was so keen to keep going on about? Or if nothing else, so that we can see all the great artwork and animation that is otherwise going to waste.
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TopicAnyone played SimplePlanes from the last Humble Monthly (or have a key?)
BlackMageJawa
07/27/17 3:41:33 PM
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Been keeping an eye on this for a while, as it looks like the closest we're likely to get to a modern update of the wonderful Stunt Island. It's just gone up as a daily deal on Steam, but before I buy it, I wanted to get some B8 opinions... or see if anyone had a spare key they might be willing to trade for?
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TopicWhat movie do you most want to see get an all-female remake?
BlackMageJawa
07/27/17 12:31:58 PM
#37
An all-girl Expendables spinoff was actually planned- they were going to call it The Expendabelles. No idea if they actually had anyone lined up, but obviously Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton would have been the two most important names.
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TopicWhat's your Movie of the Year, TV Show of the Year, and Game of the Year so far?
BlackMageJawa
07/24/17 3:47:13 PM
#22
Movie: Haven't seen any. I'll just say Wonder Woman because it's the one I'm most interested in seeing at some point.

TV: The Crystal Maze

Game: Horizon: Zero Dawn, although it's obviously going to be Breath of the Wild once I get a Switch.
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TopicTalk about games i am considering buying.
BlackMageJawa
07/23/17 6:49:57 AM
#12
SantaRPidgey posted...
did no one here play dragon quest builders? Thats one of the games I was most excited about

I did, and indeed still do. My personaly GOTY for 2016- it's basically Minecraft, obviously, but it trades some of the freedom for structure, which gives you a sense of purpose, accomplishment and progression that sandboxes often lack. The writing's really good too (and there's a lot of alliteration).
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TopicNew Star Trek: Discovery trailer from SDCC
BlackMageJawa
07/22/17 7:00:53 PM
#5
Thanks, Jeff. Now, let's see...

That was definitely much better than the previous teasers. Still hate the new Klingons, but other than that, I'm hyped.

Also... Mudd? Harry Mudd? Wasn't expecting to see him again.
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TopicNew Star Trek: Discovery trailer from SDCC
BlackMageJawa
07/22/17 6:33:05 PM
#2
"This video is not available"

Gods dammit Star Trek, will you stop with all the region locking bullshit? Not exactly in keeping with the spirit of the Federation, is it?
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TopicOh, hey, Stargate's coming back
BlackMageJawa
07/21/17 4:49:38 PM
#5
Anagram posted...
Wait, they're going to have this be about Catherine Langford? If they had the stargate running when she was young, then how did they need Daniel's assistance in the modern day?

Well there was an SG-1 episode where it turned out it got activated by a fluke (trapping Catherine's fiancee on the other side), they just didn't know how they'd done it or how to do it again. If it's basically a film cut up into short chapters (ie- one story), then they don't really need to have people going through the gate every episode. It could just be one trip and a 'how the hell did we do that?' again.

Or maybe it's set on Earth and about something coming through the gate.
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TopicOh, hey, Stargate's coming back
BlackMageJawa
07/21/17 4:11:38 PM
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Not Roland Emmerich's attempt at a film reboot, proper Stargate!
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/stargate-revival-origins-new-digital-show-1202501988/

A prequel to SG-1 set shortly after the 'gate was discovered and following the daughter of the archaeologist who found it. Fingers crossed it's better than Universe (and not actually exclusive to Stargate Command, because the last thing the world needs is for every franchise to have its own streaming service, all demanding a monthly subscription).
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Topic"Bright" trailer, Netflix original Will Smith movie. What the fuck.
BlackMageJawa
07/21/17 2:47:34 PM
#8
Shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never cut a deal with the director of Suicide Squad.
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TopicMobile Game General Discussion Topic HD 1.5 ReMIX [KHUX][Mobius][Duel Links]
BlackMageJawa
07/21/17 2:36:09 PM
#94
JonThePenguin posted...
KH 0.2 Kairi coming to worldwide KHUX tonight, with a mercy rule (guaranteed within five pulls). Makes me wish I had money for jewels.

Just gone mine! Took the full five pulls, and all but three of the other medals I got were shit (although I did complete my Aqua collection with the one version of her I was missing), but I can't resist another Kairi.

Slightly miffed that Strength boosts appear to be capped though- I should be at +9 after the buffing phase of my turn, but only end up at +7. I mean, it's still an improvement, and whacks a second level of debuffs on the enemy, but it's not the humongous boost I was hoping for. OTOH, I do now have an all-girl Divine Rose (Illustrated KH2 Kairi, 0.2 Kairi, Illustrated Kairi, Illustrated Aqua, Larxene).
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TopicSonic Forces is officially taking the piss.
BlackMageJawa
07/21/17 9:32:35 AM
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And it turns out the real big bad is a random 13-year-old kid who was unknowingly writing his fanfics on a magic keyboard that made them come true.
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TopicShadow Warrior free on Humble Bundle
BlackMageJawa
07/20/17 5:38:03 PM
#8
Huh, you're right... okay, they don't normally do that any more, but in this case it seems they have.

In any case, linking an account won't affect your ability to see an actual key for anything distributed that way (which is currently almost everything)
EDIT: No, wait, they still show a key rather than auto-redeem... guess it is just to try and stop people getting extra keys. Especially since they expire in a couple of weeks, and I wouldn't put it past a lot of those shady reseller sites to sell time-limited keys and then deny refunds.
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TopicShadow Warrior free on Humble Bundle
BlackMageJawa
07/20/17 4:38:57 PM
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There's no need to link accounts- that policy only lasted a few months because it was so unpopular. Any bundles from that time period still only work if you link an account and redeem straight to it (so can't be shared), but anything from after that gives a key that can be given away/traded, regardless of whether you've got a linked Steam account or not.
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TopicRetsupurae's Law & Order: Special Druids Unit reaches a stunning conclusion.
BlackMageJawa
07/20/17 3:50:15 PM
#22
I already knew the ending (from a video by the very funny Richard Cobbett, whose stuff I heartily recommend watching: https://www.youtube.com/user/richardperspective/videos), but that just made the anticipation for the RP team's reactions all the better.

Great series.

BTW, House of Tales have made other games. With less infamous covers, but, in some cases, worse reviews.
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TopicAre the BlazBlue games' tutorials any good for hopeless beginners?
BlackMageJawa
07/18/17 5:58:27 PM
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Central Fiction is still way more expensive than I'd pay for this sort of game- like I said, I'm no good at them at all, so I don't want to play other people who will obviously be better, just follow the stories and see if I can maybe get the hang of things.
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TopicTelltale not working on sequels to Tales from the Borderlands or Wolf Among Us
BlackMageJawa
07/18/17 4:39:17 PM
#16
Much as I'd love TftB2, I'm kind of assuming/hoping that the sequel to TftB will be Borderlands 3, in the sense of the plots tying together and Rhys/Fiona showing up (maybe even playable?)
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TopicAre the BlazBlue games' tutorials any good for hopeless beginners?
BlackMageJawa
07/18/17 4:35:18 PM
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I've got the first one, but it turns out that its 'school' mode is just a bunch of skits, not an actual tutorial. But apparently Continuum Shift and Chronophantasma have proper 'teach me how to play this game' modes, and as someone who has singularly failed to grasp how to play fighting games, I'm always interested in something that might explain it properly.

So, while they're on Steam special offer, is it worth picking up CS and/or CPEX in the hopes they'll teach me what I need to know (and, if all else fails, so that I can mess around as a squirrel girl)?

Relatedly- Guilty Gear 2: Overture. Looks intriguingly odd, but has a bad reputation. Is that mainly because it's a non-fighting-game 'sequel' to a fighting game, or is it just bad?
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TopicThe 13th doctor
BlackMageJawa
07/16/17 1:13:10 PM
#45
iiicon posted...
she's not hayley atwell but she'll do

Well damn, I did think this was a pretty good choice, but now you've put that idea in my head, I'm disappointed that it's not Hayley Atwell.
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TopicAdblock 100% of the time, all the time.
BlackMageJawa
07/14/17 1:22:04 PM
#13
Try this experiment- turn on adblock, and browse Nexusmods for a few minutes.

Not turn adblock off and refresh the page. Notice how it's now scrolling at one frame per second and your computer is on fire? THAT'S why we use adblock. Because if you can't even be bothered to optimise your shitty clickbait so that it doesn't take a terabyte of RAM to render a static image, you don't deserve oxygen, let alone money.
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TopicJotun: Valhalla Edition is temporarily free on GOG and Steam
BlackMageJawa
07/14/17 1:17:37 PM
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To promote the studio's new game, which I will cheat the system by not promoting here, they're giving away their previous title, a hand-drawn action-exploration game about vikings. It's got somewhat mixed reviews, but it looks cool.
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TopicWhat dead/functionally dead Sega franchise would you want revived?
BlackMageJawa
07/14/17 12:01:51 PM
#47
Skies, obviously. But also Ecco the Dolphin.

And while it doesn't really count as a separate franchise, I'd like to see more of the historical Yakuza spinoffs. As long as they start releasing them in English, beginning with a remaster compilation of Kenzan and Ishin.
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TopicThat feeling when you get 150 Funko Pops in an order
BlackMageJawa
07/11/17 5:17:11 PM
#55
1. Yes
2. No
3. Did they ever do a Lilith one for Borderlands? If so, her. If not, Moxxi.
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TopicThe Humble Capcom Bundle. REmake, RE0, RE6 in BTA
BlackMageJawa
07/11/17 5:09:13 PM
#12
I do want the Dead Rising series... but would I be able to resist the temptation to play Umbrella Corps just out of morbid curiosity, even though it'll obviously be goddamn terrible, and possibly bad enough to kill me? Probably safer to leave the bundle alone.
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Topicif somehow you missed the steam sale, Nuuvem's got some best-ever deals
BlackMageJawa
07/08/17 4:46:17 PM
#13
digiiiiiiiii posted...
Is Dying Light - The Following Enhanced Edition the complete package if I don't own the game or DLC?

Almost- it's missing three small DLCs, each of which adds an outfit, buggy skin and weapon. They're called Harran Ranger, Volatile Hunter and Gun Psycho bundles.

I bought the Harran Ranger one, because it gets you the best bow in the game, and bows are awesome (even if the OP DLC bow makes things way too easy, but who cares because I'm having so much fun). They're completely unimportant though.

The base game, The Following and all other DLCs are included in the Enhanced edition, though. It's a great game.

(also- boo hiss, region locking stops me buying anything from Nuuvem).
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TopicName a character and I'll say who should play them in a live action movie
BlackMageJawa
07/06/17 7:04:13 PM
#43
Guybrush Threepwood
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Topicplaying Morrowind for (mostly) the first time
BlackMageJawa
07/06/17 3:22:42 PM
#50
What's the best way to make it look prettier these days? I've seen people say not to bother with the Overhaul because there's better stuff out (and it's apparently incompatible with OpenMW), but there doesn't seem to be any other simple way of improving the world graphics as a whole, just huge lists of thousands of mods, most of which only improve a single spoon or something.
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TopicEcco the Dolphin is still the scariest game I've ever played
BlackMageJawa
07/04/17 6:49:59 PM
#9
KCF0107 posted...
I'm not sure that I ever ended up beating either game (at least I think there was just the two)

Five, actually, although two were edutainment things and so don't count (and one of those was for the Sega Pico, so counts even less).

Ignoring the Ecco Jr. games though, you're missing Ecco: Defender of the Future, which was a reboot that had nothing to do with the previous storyline (it was penned by sci-fi writer David Brin, and based on (rather dismissive) comments he made later, it appears he wasn't even aware there was a previous storyline), but still had a dolphin travelling through time to fight aliens. It was for Dreamcast, with a later PS2 port, and was pretty good, but also very hard and scary.
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TopicWhat Marvel Universe character would you like to see get their own game?
BlackMageJawa
07/03/17 2:55:30 PM
#18
A Squirrel Girl game in the style of Pikmin/Overlord would be great.
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TopicVote for my next PS2 game
BlackMageJawa
07/01/17 7:37:26 PM
#5
Pfft, what kind of Onimusha fan doesn't consider Blade Warriors essential?
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TopicThe Summer Steam Sale Topic.
BlackMageJawa
06/30/17 5:35:47 PM
#147
iiicon posted...
bHxJg2I

here's the list of games on my wishlist that cost less than what I've made selling Steam cards this month. anyone have any recommendations?

I don't know about you, but now that you've reminded me that it exists, Episode 2 is out, and I've finally watched the trailer and it looks wonderful, I'm going to buy Bear With Me.

Which brings my current cart of possible-second-batch-of-purchases up to:
Bear With Me Episode 1&2
Of Orcs and Men
Hitman Season One
Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak Expedition Guide
Pixeljunk Shooter Ultimate
Cyan Children's Pack (because I'm a HUGE Myst fan)

~£25 total
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TopicThis may be the greatest retsupurae series ever.
BlackMageJawa
06/27/17 5:07:56 PM
#14
I hope they do House of Tales' other games. 15 Days is supposed to be even worse than MotD.
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TopicThe Summer Steam Sale Topic.
BlackMageJawa
06/24/17 12:00:59 PM
#96
DpObliVion posted...
Any good, cheap Western RPGs that can run on a fairly basic laptop? My collection is basically zero, so don't worry about suggesting even the most obvious ones.

Take a look at the Drakensang series. Based on the German tabletop game Das Schwarze Auge (The Dark Eye, the same setting as Chains of Satinav, Blackguards, Realms of Arkania and a few others), so some similarities to other tabletop-licensed games such as Neverwinter Nights. Fairly low sysreqs, so it might work on whatever you've got.

TBH, if it's low-spec (and therefore likely old) WRPGs you're looking for, you'd have had better luck with the GOG sale a few weeks ago.

EDIT: Oh yeah, Steam has Arcanum: Of Steamworks (heh) And Magick Obscura. Old but great.
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TopicThe Summer Steam Sale Topic.
BlackMageJawa
06/24/17 11:41:46 AM
#93
Just submitted a refund request for DOOM. Worth £10, not worth 80 gigs, and the one feature that, when I heard about it, made me think "Oh cool, I'll buy it now" was the inclusion of classic levels, which... turned out to be awful in practice.

I'll get Hitman instead.
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TopicSongs Stuck Inside Your Head Topic #2
BlackMageJawa
06/24/17 7:04:43 AM
#14
Jump Up Super Star. For a solid week so far.



I have no regrets
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TopicWill Nintendo ever make a Skylanders type game that uses all their amiibo?
BlackMageJawa
06/23/17 7:27:29 PM
#11
Most Amiibos (or at least the early ones, I don't know how many more they patched in) unlock 8-bit versions of the characters in Super Mario Maker.
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TopicMvC:I Producer Addresses No X-Men, Weird Chun Li Face
BlackMageJawa
06/23/17 7:25:05 PM
#25
swordz9 posted...
Huh, I thought she was gonna be a blonde.

The picture scarletspeed7 posted was Mary Marvel, the female counterpart (sister, I think?) of the DC Captain Marvel, now known as Shazam. The Marvel Captain Marvel (or at least, the most recent one, there have been several in the decades-long battle over the name) is Carol Danvers, formerly known as Ms. Marvel (not to be confused with the new Ms. Marvel, Kamala Kahn), and is indeed blonde.
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TopicThe Summer Steam Sale Topic.
BlackMageJawa
06/23/17 5:29:23 PM
#65
I just got back from watching The Crystal Maze and DOOM is still downloading.

If it wasn't for the long awaited return of one of the greatest game shows of all time, I'd be annoyed right now.
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TopicThe Summer Steam Sale Topic.
BlackMageJawa
06/23/17 1:44:02 PM
#61
Right, I just bought:

Deus Ex Collection
Styx: Master of Shadows
RaidersSphere4th
Hard West: Scars of Freedom DLC
DOOM

Just under £35 total. And holy shit, the DOOM download is even more stupidly massive than I thought it would be...
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TopicSteam codes (you probably have these already)
BlackMageJawa
06/22/17 6:59:48 PM
#22
Thanks
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TopicSteam codes (you probably have these already)
BlackMageJawa
06/22/17 6:54:03 PM
#19
I do technically own Brutal Legend already on PS3, but would much rather have it on PC
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Topici too have a few steam keys
BlackMageJawa
06/22/17 6:53:15 PM
#8
Thank you
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Topici too have a few steam keys
BlackMageJawa
06/22/17 6:47:04 PM
#5
Could I have Deadly Tower of Monsters please.
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