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Remember when she went upstairs and never came back down
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Remember when it became a sci-fi show
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Merry Christmas, boyz

Aww I got a merry Christmas text from Xell. Parappa, he asked me to say merry Christmas for him to you too. I told him we miss him and he said make a Discord. He totes misses us too.
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Whoop whoop off work until after New Year's now
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One of my coworkers who doesn't give shitty gifts gave me a scarf and a bottle of wine today tho
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It's not too hard if you're willing to have sex with a man
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Dang, why am I even at work today
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How did it take you a literal decade
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Why am I at work today, sending out those cards was literally what I've spent most of my day doing
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DMC3 and Bayonetta 1&2
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Don't get too excited, I sent the same card to Kat, Sam, two of my coworkers and Earl.
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scar the 1 posted...

Damn_Underscore posted...

[3 2 1
1 2 3]

x

[1 2
2 3
3 4]

multiply that

[10 16
14 20]

Sorry if I'm wrong

I think I remember how to do it now after seeing this post.
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Why do kids love tampons so much
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Is this game basically just underwater Minecraft/ARK or those types of games? I want to like them but I don't have the patience or creativity to just do my own thing.
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I did, but couldn't do it now without looking it up.

Sad!
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It's enough of a struggle to do it with power armor and a minigun
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I'm at the office but we close at 2. Still totally pointless for me to be here though.
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DrizztLink posted...

These are where I found the fusions.

First one for badass/creepy, second for amusing.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/s94SC
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/l8n66

Those are pretty cool/funny

Lol at Magnemite + Magneton
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Parappa09 posted...

i cant believe companies charge for e-cards lol

That's what I said. And those bitches don't tell you you have to pay until right when you're about to send it.
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I was hardcore into KoL a few years ago, might get this at some point too.

I wonder how much my inventory is worth these days.
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Any of you suckas want a e-Christmas card? I bought a month sub to this dumb Hallmark e-cards to send the field reps I work with Christmas cards and I'm getting ready to cancel it after I get at least $5 worth of use out of it.
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Someone gave me $10 for a pic of my feet once years ago, I thought it was you lmao
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Parappa09 posted...

AvlButtslam posted...

Parappa09 posted...

rikasa posted...

no. accepting random paypal donations at any time though

there was once a guy on CE that paid $5 for feet pics

Was that you? I feel like you did this except it was $10

i haggled to get him to pay me more and in return included my legs + underwear in the pic

this was so long ago though, i think i was around 19 years old

No I mean you paid for feet pics
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Parappa09 posted...

rikasa posted...

no. accepting random paypal donations at any time though

there was once a guy on CE that paid $5 for feet pics

Was that you? I feel like you did this except it was $10
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EffectAndCause posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Sub Zero literally got killed with a bucket full of the element which brings life

Rofl
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How's the pie?
SO GOOD
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I throw the baby off the cliff then ask aloud to nobody if I can have some Cheetos instead
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Chipotle is great, I never said it's average.
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Sup guys
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It was just Chipotle but still good. Have chicken half steak double meat bby

My burrito was the size of a premature baby and I ate the whole thing. No more work is getting done today
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My coworker bought me lunch for doing her kid's math homework

This is why I got my degree
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This is why you don't get @'ed
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The field rep I work with gave me an Amazon gift card for Christmas

Guys I'm fucking serious, if you are ever giving me a gift, do not give me a fucking candle.
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I've beaten it with the best ending using a map. Probably couldn't beat it at all without the map.
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A few things slip through their filter but for the most part yeah, all the porn is gone.
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All those Jack'd thots who also have nudes on Tumblr.... RIP
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Good quality lube and some poppers
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Tell her to fuck off
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Zero Mission had the Zero Suit segment, so Super Metroid needs a... Super Suit segment
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Oh man Tumblr is hot garbage now
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The only thing I can think of that needs to be improved on is the controls. There are too many buttons that do too little. Two separate buttons to aim up or down, a button to cancel weapon selection, a manual run button, for example.
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I buttslammed pretty much all day yesterday
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He's not even cute
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Hey guys
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I'm a hypermasculine and rugged man trapped in a twink's body
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Onion farts > garlic farts
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Abbi's roommate in Broad City
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Remember when Meredith prostituted herself for Outback Steakhouse coupons
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Remember when Dwight shotgun blasted his aunt's corpse several times
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