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F-Zero GX
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So easily baited
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CoolBeansAvi and MegaTech
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Sup guys
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I don't remember ever believing in the first place. Probably my older sisters spoiled it. My parents were foreign and didn't really have the concept of Santa Claus anyway.
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Idris Elba as all four characters
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The office Christmas party was today but I was off. Didn't sound like it'd be that good tho
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Gross, no
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BalanceLost posted...

kksluckor

Hehehehehe
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It's not hard if you can memorize some details and use a bit of critical thinking, but it's clear from people under me that not everyone has the capacity for that.
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What exactly is the $2000 for?
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I am taking off from work tomorrow. Meaning I could potentially go out to the bar again tonight... Hmm...
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You just don't understand us free thinkers
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Evil Within 2

I'm disappointed the series have been slept on. They're pretty good imo
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Sounds fake af but gross if real.
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Touch posted...

I have friends that are like "oh I love eating pho but then you smell like pho the rest of the day!!!!!"

And I'm like wat. Pho at least smells good and appetizing. I'd rather smell like pho than ass

Pho doesn't even smell that strong, def not enough to linger all day
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They really teased next year's crossover already.

Who was the golden mask guy?
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Paraps, get with me and I'll cook you Vietnamese food every day
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I get compliments on my legs too. My thighs are p thicc
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I don't think my ass gets enough credit here
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I need to learn how to. It'd make the boys go WILD
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Parappa09 posted...

i really want to know how avi is like irl

i want to see if he matches up to how i have him in my head

I like to think I'm fairly similar online as I am IRL

MegaTech posted...

It's less about the shape and more the color and feel lmao

So you're saying I'm yellow and squishy
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Um I don't think you're remembering my ass correctly
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So I'm the spongy concave part on the sides?
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Wait what
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Many guys seem to think so
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Crossover has been pure fanservice. It's great.
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Nice. Will watch after work.
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Disco Bandit and Accordion Thief
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Godnorgosh posted...

I remember sitting on the bleachers once in high school and someone behind me (not sure who it was) was using my ass as a footrest and was hitting just the right spot. It felt just like the reaction in the OP would make you think.

I don't think I understand how you were sitting that could facilitate this
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I got my fill playing Smash on Friday. I'm not gonna buy it myself
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You didn't add us on Switch yet

But then again it doesn't really do anything on Switch
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I'm a leave on the dot kind of guy and I've done pretty well at all my jobs
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Good morning Krusty Krew
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I wish I could Next people IRL
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Xoxo
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Gross, Parappa
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I already told my coworker (before I knew she was my secret Santa) I'm regifting it.
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No it was a goddamn white candle
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Wildspark posted...

Reminds me of this lol

That looked fake af
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'Grats Pebbles

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

who buttslammin' this weekend

I'm smashing MT right now
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I think my mistake was mixing liquors, I had like one of everything. And they only have a 1 hour window for the open bar so you know I was pounding 'em
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Yeah hitting the floor really jolted me awake, as did the second blackout in the toilet stall which was really disgusting. I slept over at Dave's. Catching the metro back now.

My eye feels bruised but it's not actually black.
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I drank too much and blacked out, literally hit the floor. I might have gotten a black eye from the fall
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Darmik posted...

I'd say it's pretty unlikely they expect people two own two Game Boys to trade Pokmon.

This is from the same company that didn't include a charger with the New 3DS because you should already have the one that came with your original 3DS.
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ChainedRedone posted...

Used to? I thought they still did?

Yes, used to.

Now they make 4 versions.
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Brie Larson
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How many times did you jack it on the clock today Mettles
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Raikuro posted...

I remember swallowing all the metal balls from that game

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I had 40 to 50k in student loans when I graduated 4 years ago, I just finished paying it off earlier this year.

I make pretty OK money now, working for a company that requires a degree to get in, but not specifically the one that I have.
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