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Oh, my cat does that all the time. She loves the warm exhaust that is my breath. Sometimes she also does it when I lay on the couch reading a book or browsing on my phone.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

who posted

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

That's what sports bras are for. If they don't wear one like in that gif, I'm guessing in many cases it's either deliberate or they just don't care.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Is she even aware of your existence yet?

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

IronChef_Kirby posted...

It looks decent. If its said to taste good I guess Id give it a try.

This. They'd probably have to quite a job to advertise this stuff to a wide enough audience in an appetising way

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Socrawheeze posted...

"Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless."
Zach Braff on orphans.

I suspect he took this one from a similar quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Who the fuck do you think are?! It's 1% money for 99% of the people and 99% money for 1% of the people. Anyone who disagrees is obviously a traitorous commie.

/s

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Choco posted...

wait why is everyone voting no >_>

Because some people just can't get used to Vegy's polling style of:

Yes or no?

• No
• Yes

Obviously Susana Hoffs is objectively gorgeous.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Chec the age of consent of wherever we happen to be, because that's super relevant to know and can make all the difference in the world, especially considering we're the last two people in the world.

/s, since though I'd think it wouldn't be necessary to mention, knowing CE some people would probably instantly be like "OMG PEDO! TAGGED! REPORTED! CANCELLED!"

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

wackyteen posted...

I wasn't allowed to play Runescape for a few years because it had magic in it lol i can relate

I bet your mom would claim the PC and play it herself, saying: "Much too good for children!"

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

...Who's in my HOUSE?!

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

You bought a house? That means you have money, right? Can we have some? I'll be your best friend, only for $4,98 per minute, buddy!

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Nah, I'm gonna need at least an additional digit before I even consider that.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

One of my exes has an older sister. Although I was dating the hotter one, the older one had a much more likeable personality.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Buy a pink cross-eyed girl's bathwater with it

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Don't forget to return the Lincoln bust and all that other stuff you stole from the White House.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

OnlyTheTruth posted...

I hate how all the girls look miserable and like they are faking. You can sometimes find legit videos where girl is actually happy and enjoying it. But those are like a needle in hay stack.

Maybe we should publicly cancel the former group. Naturally not everything's gonna be great, and people have different tastes and all that, but when over tree quarters of videos out there is just crap with barely any motivation or effort, that is a problem.

If the people in a video don't even look at each other while having sex, that's a red flag for me. Unfortunately that seems to be the norm.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

DravenRainrix posted...

Porn one is usually 30 minutes of searching for a 1 minute scene that does the job...

A 30-minute search is actually a relatively quick session for me. Sometime I end up taking two hours of searching. There's just too much low-effort crap out there.

Never forget to rate those videos. It saves people time.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Lost my wallet yesterday. Not sure how or where. It had all kind of passes and cards in it, including my passport and payment cards. Aside from work, I spent the entire day having them all blocked and requesting replacements.

All done now I hope. Time to pour myself a shot of Glenfiddich or three.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Yes. Actual space though. None of that LEO bs.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

ScofieldReturns posted...

Thats ramen

Ah, my bad. The eggs should've made it obvious Please don't tag me for acting like all Asian dishes look alike.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I stopped watching a few episodes after Ragnar was captured and killed. As the series progressed it became more and more apparent to me that although the chatacters are portrated as if they're all cunning and constantly plotting against each other, but aside from Ragnar and Ecbert it felt like none of them had any idea what they were doing. Like no one really had a longterm plan and just happened to be in the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Australia is known its strict regulations surrounding import, customs and contamination of foreign matter. They're very protective of their ecosystem.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I hope they won't waste too much time on Trump and trying to get along with the GOP and instead try to get at least some actual progress going, now that they still have a majority.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Solo_Wing posted...

Film at 11.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

It probably wouldn't be as exciting as you'd expect, with all those very, very old people.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Poor kitty :( Wonder how it got that way. Can its paws even support its weight?

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I can imagine that kind of stuff gets under your skin, especially when it's the umpteenth person calling you that.
Not sure if reporting someone like that right away is the way to go. Telling someone to don't call you that should indicate for him where your boundaries lie. If not, then reporting them is fair.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

"Are you gonna eat that pho?"

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Argh I can barely say it 3 times in a row

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Sometimes, accept at this one supermarket chain which has a stupid system. The barcode sensor is too sensitive, causing products to double-scan very easily. There is an 'undo' button, but for some reason pressing it always results in a 'this action cannot be undone' response.

Also, there's no option to print out a short check-out receipt. You have to print the whole thing.
So I'll stick with the real-life cashier in that supermarket.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

There yet another worse type of behavious (that I've been guilty of in the past). The type of person who gets irrationally emotional when rejected and doesn't know how to graciously take "no" for an answer.

The reason this is worse is because this is the reason why some people make a habit of ghosting.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Eh, plenty of people rant about Twitter on here so fair, I guess.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

It's alright, man. Guys are allowed to cry.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Choco posted...

EDIT wait no he shifted from chaotic neutral to chaotic evil

Nah, he's definitely been objectively Evil during his entire presidency. At first it was kind of within relative 'reason' and boundaries, but now he's completely unhinged and unprincipled.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Since the elections he shifted from Neutral Evil to Chaotic Evil.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

jpenny2 posted...

All the violence is Antifa. All the so-called voter fraud was the Dems.

This. If anything bad happens anywhere ever, it's all the left's fault.

/s

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Let's just say that if Trump were to post on CE, I'd be modded a whole lot more.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

For that matter, this isn't the Current Warned/Banned or Current Celebrity Death board either, but people post about it here anyway.

Because guess what, it all falls under Current Events.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Rege-Jean sure looks like a James Bond. More than Tom Hardy does anyway.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Respect men-- oh who am I kidding. No one actually respects men these days.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

A lot of them still won't change their opinion, even after seeing this. After all, in the mind of a Republican/Trumper, changing one's opinion, let alone admit a mistake = weakness.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

People act like their life is over if they wouldn't have internet.
Honestly, I could probably get used to the peace and quiet, and people becoming more nuanced again.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

inb4 "well akshally the whole thing was staged by Antifa so its all deir fault, YEEEEEEHAW, you betcha Billy Bob, hyuck hyuck!"

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Always did, always will. I seriously never even realized that there are manchildren who actually skip the crust until I worked late with a few colleagues once and we ordered pizza.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Almost every day I'm stupified at how the US even allows this corrupt facade that is Trump, Trumpers and Republicans to legally go about their business, even though these people have proven time and again they are out for the downfall of civilization for the sake of personal gain at the expense of others, at any cost.

I really hope something good and progress comes of this, and that it won't just be limited to Democrat politicians being like "oh we have to work together, so we'll just preted this never happened and in a few years we'll all just have a good laugh about this."

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

If these people aren't prosecuted like the terrorist scum that they are, the US truly is doomed.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.