Current Events > Australia to kill U.S. pigeon that crossed the Pacific

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Shablagoo
01/14/21 9:02:42 AM
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55660592

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solosnake
01/14/21 9:04:09 AM
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Why dont they just ship it back to america?


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BeantownHero
01/14/21 9:05:45 AM
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more blood on trumps hands

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Propane4Sale
01/14/21 9:10:03 AM
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Aussies don't fucking play around with foreigners

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Golden_Key33
01/14/21 9:11:05 AM
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The same thing happened here in Bermuda to a raccoon that stowed away on a ship.

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iPhone_7
01/14/21 9:12:48 AM
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The Australian government is on the hunt for a lone bird whos only crime is existing.

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Caution999
01/14/21 9:13:58 AM
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What the mainstream media isn't telling you about this pigeon is he embezzled thousands of dollars from an Australian bank directly into his bank account.

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Buu_88
01/14/21 9:16:44 AM
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I live in Australia

I understand why we have to do this but I'm allowed to not like it

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specialkid8
01/14/21 9:26:48 AM
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You know what happened last time those upside down weirdos tried to fight birds.

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iPhone_7
01/14/21 9:28:44 AM
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Just catch it & ship it back, Im sure theres enough birb enthusiasts that would pay the shipping costs.

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Aressar
01/14/21 9:29:26 AM
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Australia is known its strict regulations surrounding import, customs and contamination of foreign matter. They're very protective of their ecosystem.

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VipaGTS
01/14/21 9:31:52 AM
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solosnake posted...
Why dont they just ship it back to america?
He broke the law.

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NinjaWarrior455
01/14/21 9:33:20 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
I live in Australia

I understand why we have to do this but I'm allowed to not like it
It's only a pigeon. We have a ton of these rat birds that only exist to eat trash off the sidewalks

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E32005
01/14/21 9:37:28 AM
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covid pidgeon?

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Caution999
01/14/21 9:40:05 AM
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Did I forget to mention this Pigeon murdered another animal in cold blood?



Also here's a pic of his funeral:



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The Popo
01/14/21 9:49:43 AM
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Aressar posted...
They're very protective of their ecosystem.

Well... after the bullfrog incident, I could understand why

https://youtu.be/mpzj1IvEhTA?t=70

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Were_Wyrm
01/14/21 9:53:13 AM
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You would think a criminal bird would fit in.

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The_Korey
01/14/21 9:55:09 AM
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CommonGrackle
01/14/21 9:56:17 AM
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well they're not migratory. so if humans introduce them somewhere else, yeah that could be a problem. although they're more of a pest than anything.

"pigeon" is a domesticated version of a Rock Dove. usually the Rock Doves have that distinctive gray body and iridescent purple head, whereas pigeons can be many other colors
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Funkydog
01/14/21 9:58:34 AM
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I get they don't want it. But if they have to capture it first anyway, why not just ship it back?

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cjsdowg
01/14/21 10:00:59 AM
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Australia even kill their on animals like Kangaroos. They call it kulling or something like that. So you know they are going to kill ours .

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Were_Wyrm
01/14/21 10:11:08 AM
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Funkydog posted...
I get they don't want it. But if they have to capture it first anyway, why not just ship it back?
Now that its been to Australia it could have some disease or pest we don't want back in the US.

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kingdrake2
01/14/21 10:12:04 AM
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NinjaWarrior455 posted...
We have a ton of these rat birds that only exist to eat trash off the sidewalks


it's true. they hang out around town i seem to like em.
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iPhone_7
01/14/21 10:12:29 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Did I forget to mention this Pigeon murdered another animal in cold blood?



Also here's a pic of his funeral:

Norm MacDonald is the best

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Seaman_Prime
01/14/21 10:14:21 AM
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well get ready for another war with those birds
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zDonKEY_K0ngz
01/14/21 10:14:25 AM
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Let us not forget the devastation of The Great Emu War. Australians may want to think twice before declaring war on another species of bird.
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gunplagirl
01/14/21 10:58:39 AM
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zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
Let us not forget the devastation of The Great Emu War. Australians may want to think twice before declaring war on another species of bird.
It's a lone pigeon so they probably have the odds going 60/40 in their favor.

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PoundGarden
01/14/21 11:02:28 AM
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How do they plan on executing it is what I want to know

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specialkid8
01/14/21 11:03:51 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's a lone pigeon so they probably have the odds going 60/40 in their favor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1nalV9tlyM

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TendoDRM
01/14/21 11:05:00 AM
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The Popo posted...
Well... after the bullfrog incident, I could understand why

https://youtu.be/mpzj1IvEhTA?t=70
Oh you mean chazwazzas.

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Null_Gain
01/14/21 11:13:17 AM
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Everyone here calling pigeons "rat birds" have obviously never had the privilege of living with seagulls.

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Funkydog
01/14/21 11:15:35 AM
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Null_Gain posted...
Everyone here calling pigeons "rat birds" have obviously never had the privilege of living with seagulls.
Seagulls being savages doesn't mean pigeons aren't still ratbirds.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/14/21 11:17:02 AM
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Propane4Sale posted...
Aussies don't fucking play around with foreigners
They don't give the natives a break, either.

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Irony
01/14/21 11:22:50 AM
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The pigeon only wanted freedom from Trump's America

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Graycap
01/14/21 11:29:20 AM
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This means war.
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Hop103
01/14/21 11:30:21 AM
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Australia and the UK have had strict quarantine rules for animals for decades, this happens often.
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Graycap
01/14/21 11:31:10 AM
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The pigeon has not yet been caught

Oh thank god. Fuck Australia. Hope the pigeon finds its way back to free America.
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Zack_Attackv1
01/14/21 11:58:17 AM
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*takes flight*

Remember, Arnold, always wash your berries before you eat them... And stay the fuck away from Australia!
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rats5
01/14/21 12:03:13 PM
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They're still salty for losing the emu war...
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shiby with it
01/14/21 12:06:11 PM
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Doesn't surprise me coming from somewhere that welcomes authoritarianism and socialism with open arms.

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Irony
01/14/21 12:06:58 PM
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shiby with it posted...
Doesn't surprise me coming from somewhere that welcomes authoritarianism and socialism with open arms.
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PAE for this PD
01/14/21 12:07:28 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP33_uFlzTM

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CloudThunder
01/14/21 12:08:25 PM
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The Popo
01/14/21 12:57:18 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Oh you mean chazwazzas.

Whatever they are, theyre all over the malanga gildachuck


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Dark_SilverX
01/14/21 1:03:04 PM
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Another empty chair at a dining room table. Fuck COVID.

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Maeiv
01/14/21 1:22:30 PM
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The pigeon was later destroyed

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