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| Topic | What's your most controversial opinion? |
| Aressar 01/06/21 3:23:33 PM #158 | Questionmarktarius posted... George > Ringo > Paul > John Christ, that opinion could only be worse if the first two were reversed. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | if you have a cat you MUST buy them a sleeping bag |
| Aressar 01/06/21 10:51:27 AM #4 | I got one of those back when I had three cats. None of them ever used it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Now that Georgia is blue will people stop calling it a backwards state? |
| Aressar 01/06/21 9:28:29 AM #9 | Only if they stop pronouncing Carl as COOOORRRAAALLL --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | okay what the FUCK bitcoin |
| Aressar 01/06/21 8:55:38 AM #10 | ssjevot posted... Man this is sad. Please don't do this. And I say this as someone who has made a lot of money off of Bitcoin. You buy it when it is at rock bottom and no one wants to buy. You sell it when it's high. This is way, way to risky, this is how you become a bag holder for people like me when we dump everything. This. When someone 'advices' you to buy when the price is high/rising fast, they're hoping that enough people do that so that the price rises even more (which maybe only works if they could get thousands of people or a few multi millionaires to buy). Fair warning: three years ago after BTC dipped from its previous all-time high, it took another massive dip around Chinese New Year due to many Chinese people cashing out. This year that's February 12th. Not 100% certain that's gonna happen this time as well, but that's just to give an impression how much China can impact the price. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What are some ways that you immediately know that a person is an idiot? |
| Aressar 01/06/21 8:43:15 AM #33 | When they throw trash on the ground. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | okay what the FUCK bitcoin |
| Aressar 01/06/21 8:40:40 AM #5 | I sold it all just under $20000. Would've been better off if I hodl'd some, but oh well. At least I made a profit. Not buying BTC again unless it makes a huge dip first. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What are some ways that you immediately know that a person is an idiot? |
| Aressar 01/06/21 5:20:04 AM #18 | When people have a phonecall on speaker in public --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What are some ways that you immediately know that a person is an idiot? |
| Aressar 01/06/21 5:11:41 AM #15 | When someone wears a face mask over their mouth but not over their nose. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's your most controversial opinion? |
| Aressar 01/05/21 6:06:47 PM #106 | I have a very simple solution to all of America's problems, though it would be modable and probably illegal to say out loud. People would react like I'm the Joker in The Dark Knight. That's all I'm gonna say about it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I heard Greta is legal now? |
| Aressar 01/05/21 11:37:51 AM #40 | The_Creep_2020 posted... You are strange. I fear for your neighbours. Back atcha, buddy --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I heard Greta is legal now? |
| Aressar 01/05/21 11:00:12 AM #24 | inafter OMG PEDO! TAGGED! REPORTED! CANCELLED! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Have you ever triple texted someone? |
| Aressar 01/05/21 10:12:53 AM #18 | "pls respond" I haven't triple texted since my early twenties. After that I realized it's best to just let things play out after reaching out twice. By then you'll have made your message clear, and if the other person chooses to reply, so be it. Unless it's work-related and someone I depend on is moving too slow to make a deadline. Then I won't stop nagging them. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Anders did nothing wrong |
| Aressar 01/05/21 10:04:42 AM #10 | Oh yeah, blowing up a cathedral with only the person who was keeping the peace in it, and thus knowingly spark a war between two factions who can both cause a lot of death and destruction (and guess what? They both did, regardless of their reasons). Nothing wrong with a terrorist move like that all. I bet none of that would have happened if the Wardens would just have let Anders keep Ser Pounce-a-lot. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | How do you date safely during Quarantine? |
| Aressar 01/05/21 6:23:25 AM #8 | coolpal23 posted... You dont, there's a pandemic going on This. I know ideally that intimate company is preferred, but these simply aren't ideal circumstances. It really is for the best to just wait it out. The dating scene will still be there when this is over. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Are you jealous of my apartment view? |
| Aressar 01/04/21 6:40:48 PM #10 | Better than my view for sure, but then again I prefer to live closer to the ground. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why aren't you doing anything to stop covid? |
| Aressar 01/04/21 9:33:32 AM #3 | All I can do to stop the spread more than I already am with my particular set of skills is to forcefully stop people from spreading it around. Sadly, that is illegal. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | woke up in a horror game, don't know where the fuck to go |
| Aressar 01/04/21 9:25:15 AM #10 | Try to yank out that crucafix. It's a WEAPON. It's REALLY POWERFUL, especially against living things! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Who are your favourite professional porn stars? |
| Aressar 01/02/21 7:15:42 AM #7 | Holly Michaels, especially because she's one of the few pornstars who sincerely seems to enjoy her work. That's my biggest turn-on in porn, and unfortunately it's a lot less common than it should be. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Duke - Duchess. Baron - Baroness. Count - Countess. |
| Aressar 01/02/21 5:38:38 AM #5 | In Dragon Age it's Arl - Arlessa, so... Earlessa? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 2021 new years soft goth look for zorua |
| Aressar 01/01/21 4:03:10 PM #37 | DB_Insider posted... How can I learn this power? Not from a CEman. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Only one of the following celebrities over 70 years old will survive 2021. |
| Aressar 01/01/21 3:55:48 PM #16 | Who or what is a Pele? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Cops come to my house to tell me someone complained about me for talking. |
| Aressar 01/01/21 1:37:33 PM #12 | Look TC, this really is your own fault. After all, you should have just had better connections than your neighbors, like be friends with the governor or something. Then you could just get the cops to arrest your neighbors for picking their noses. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Americano or Latte? |
| Aressar 01/01/21 12:49:14 PM #17 | uwa ej posted... Black is coffee, americano is watered down espresso Ah, that explains the terrible taste. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Americano or Latte? |
| Aressar 01/01/21 9:17:16 AM #13 | Black. For some reason it always tastes bad when it's called 'Americano' --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Scenario: Your daughter comes home from being away at college for 4 years |
| Aressar 01/01/21 9:06:30 AM #4 | I quickly teleport her away to the next campaign a little early so she'll be downgraded to a shitty level 1 character. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | When did gamefaqs...get so liberal? |
| Aressar 01/01/21 6:43:38 AM #4 | Liberal? What are you talking about? It's pretty straightforward really: you're either a Trumper, or you're, you know, normal. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Will the power of the Senator Majority Leader be looked at in the future? |
| Aressar 12/30/20 2:24:46 PM #6 | Noooooo that's how we have been doing things since the days of the founding fathers, so that's how we'll keep on doing things for the rest of eternity because the founding fathers were literally NEVER wrong! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What is your favourite Linkin Park song? |
| Aressar 12/29/20 6:24:26 AM #9 | Castle of glass I feel like Living Things is kind of an underrated album, as that is pretty much the only one that feels like a proper continuation of the LP we all know and love from the Hybrid Theory/Meteora era. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do NOT date her if she's obsessed with Disney. Do NOT date him if he's obsessed |
| Aressar 12/28/20 12:16:29 PM #13 | I have never met a girl/woman who does not expect life to go according to some romanticized Disney script. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Talk as if it is December 28 2021 |
| Aressar 12/28/20 11:39:55 AM #11 | Oh man, what I love most about this year is how much awesome sex I've had --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | i would eat da FUCK outta dis chick |
| Aressar 12/28/20 9:59:19 AM #7 | I would breed that chick, so I can have more of them. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Tfw you delay pooping so it feels even better |
| Aressar 12/28/20 5:53:43 AM #13 | At first I thought delaying it would help, but it actually made it so much more agonzing, as it causes constipation. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Looking at cute animal pictures/gifs reduces stress in individuals by up to 50% |
| Aressar 12/27/20 4:13:14 PM #204 |    --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Unpopular opinions you have about anything. |
| Aressar 12/26/20 7:03:27 PM #104 | Traveling by car for a <5-mile distace = lazy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Fucking Solid Snake voices a dwarf in Dragon Age Inquisition |
| Aressar 12/26/20 5:17:45 AM #4 | Smackems posted... I have a boner I have a Solid Snake --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Kirby is a conceptually terrifying character |
| Aressar 12/26/20 5:10:51 AM #40 | Vermander posted... Do you think Kirby would be a monster when he ages into an adult? I bet when Kirby grows up, he literally becomes Majin Buu. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $23 but you have to have sex with Belle Delphine. |
| Aressar 12/25/20 7:56:11 PM #11 | Ugh, alright. But no pics or video, and if she makes the cross-eyed face, I'm out. Right then and there. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Worms are literally a mouth, a tube, and an anus |
| Aressar 12/25/20 6:43:33 AM #18 | FortuneCookie posted... Tube Anus Jim was one of the more fun mascot characters of 90s video gaming. Ah, so that's why he always said the most random crap! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Maybe stop with the mommy milkers stuff? Imagine someone said it about your mom |
| Aressar 12/24/20 3:37:19 PM #15 | It is possible to respect women, yet still wanting to breed their mommy milkers. I'm pretty sure plenty of women say stuff like this about men as well. And i'm ok with that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Greta Thunberg is 18 in less than 2 weeks. |
| Aressar 12/24/20 1:11:26 PM #21 | Seriously, pedo alert is way too light-triggered for a lot of you. Kinda like: "Hey I heard that movie Cuties is actually not too bad" "OMG PEDO! TAGGED, REPORTED, CANCELLED!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Unpopular opinions you have about anything. |
| Aressar 12/24/20 11:31:31 AM #94 | Game of Thrones season 7 was good. I really liked that it picked up the pace. If anything, the middle seasons were less interesting due to not much eventful going on between the first and last episodes of those seasons. Also, the ending was good enough to bring closure. Umbrella Academy: Number Five is easily the best of the main characters, both in power and personality. He's the only one who consistently focuses on the most sensible course of action (mainly preventing the apocalypse), while most of the others just waste time being pissed off at him and themselves. Also, Klaus is just whiny and probably the most useless one of them all. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Had to call 911 for the second time ever in my life |
| Aressar 12/24/20 10:50:54 AM #58 | Pretty surprised the cops showed up for that. I'm a security guard as well, though where I live the police won't show up in response to a call unless there an actual crime going on (trespassing would be considered a minor offence), and 911 (or rather 112 where I live) would likely tell you this does not qualify as an emergency. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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