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TopicI had no idea Timothy Olyphant was in Scream 2
Aressar
01/19/22 7:57:51 AM
#5
Most of them didn't really stand out, though I did enjoy Liev Schreiber's performance.
In part 1 his character's performance was wrongly accused of the death of Sidney's mother, so now he's repeatedly pushing Sidney to help him get some positive PR, all while Sidney's busy trying to not get killed.

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TopicMary Tyler Moore was HOT
Aressar
01/19/22 5:17:43 AM
#10
I wish the 60s look would make a comeback. Just for women though. Literally all men looked like the Beatles back then.

Smackems posted...
You just know Dick Van Dyke was plowing the fuck outta that

With a name like that, I'd believe that regardless.

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TopicYou can only save one: Your daughter's leg or 3 dogs.
Aressar
01/16/22 3:54:40 PM
#42
I save all of them. Everyone wins!

*leaves topic before UR can go like "noooo only I get to make stuff up"*

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Topichave you ever sucked toes
Aressar
01/16/22 9:39:44 AM
#41
Conception616 posted...
This is some dumb shit right here. Just because you arent into something that MANY men (and women) get much joy from doesnt meant its not happening regularly. My current girlfriends feet are the best of anyone Ive ever dated, I suck her toes literally every night we see each other, she likes it, and it gets me super hard, she gives me footjobs also.

Porn videos don't really count and aren't reflective of real life, but sure kid. Whatever gets you off.

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TopicTrump: "The only thing we didn't win was the election"
Aressar
01/16/22 9:30:33 AM
#13
COVxy posted...
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1482549807860396037?t=aDyJi29nv-UUn8B9ctrtog&s=19

The very next link lmao

"Oceania is at war with Eurasia. Oceania has always been at Eurasia."

*next day*

"Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia."

I'm guessing in a few decades the insurrection will be a regularly recurring thing that is basically the equivalent to the 'two-minutes hate'.

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TopicGuys, next time you're in an argument with a woman...
Aressar
01/16/22 9:00:23 AM
#13
At the very least mimic her with a silly voice, like a grown-up.

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TopicBest movie theater moment?
Aressar
01/15/22 11:19:18 AM
#10
At the end of Once upon a time in Hollywood, when Leo flees into the pool shed and comes out with a flamethrower.
I impulsively laughed and clapped (which is the only time I actually clapped at a movie).

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Topic3 party leaders including the PM got covid (Sweden)
Aressar
01/14/22 4:05:31 PM
#6
Damn you Putin! If you'd just stop actively longing for the good ol' days, none of this would've happened!

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TopicRiley Reid dump
Aressar
01/14/22 4:03:28 PM
#9
inb4 someone posting a pic of Riley making some soup

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TopicWhats the worst zodiac sign?
Aressar
01/14/22 3:15:04 PM
#13
From what I've heard from various girls who actually believe in astrology, Scorpio usually isn't very good for whatever reason.

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TopicPSA: Do not blow air into vagina
Aressar
01/13/22 8:56:43 AM
#31
"Well if she helicopters my peepee I should be allowed to air-balloon her hooha!"

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TopicThe perfect girl but she only plays Resident Evil video games
Aressar
01/12/22 7:05:31 AM
#14
Sure, as long as she can live with the fact that I only play actual RE games (i.e. pre-4).

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TopicYour crush says ''ok ugly, this is the part in the script where we kiss, ready?'
Aressar
01/12/22 7:00:53 AM
#5
A lot of women (i.e. girls) seem to be under the impression that life is supposed to follow some sort of romanticized Disney script imo.

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TopicThe Walking Dead died when *spoilers*
Aressar
01/12/22 6:58:40 AM
#59
The moralistic whining in the earlier seasons really turned me off, but since generally enjoy apocalyptic fiction a lot, I kept watching hoping it would get better and characters would learn to be a little more pragmatic and a little less dramatic.

It did for a while after season 3, when all the useless characters were either killed (Lori, Andrea) or learned to git good (Glenn, Carl). It remained good imo until the Negan saga. Negan himself wasn't a crappy character, but they dragged it on for so fucking long that it just became boring to watch. The dragging out wasnt even subtle anymore when most of the episodes just became scenes of people walking and Negan talking very very slowly.

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Topic2 people own more wealth than 40% of the American people combined. Just 2 ppl
Aressar
01/10/22 9:11:29 AM
#2
inb4 they worked hard for it so leave 'em alone

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TopicC/D There really is no evidence for there being an afterlife
Aressar
01/10/22 9:03:55 AM
#24
WingsOfGood posted...
Why does it become funny that 1 group believes without evidence one thing and denies the other.
And the second group reverses that.

Would make more sense to deny both.

Although extraterrestrial life cannot be currently proven, looking at statistical circumstances of the universe it is much more likely (albeit still theoretical at this point) that life/intelligence out there exists in some form than the existence of an afterlife as humanity in general considers it.

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TopicOof my cat just nutted me
Aressar
01/10/22 3:41:53 AM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AACq3xAABWLW.jpg

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TopicName an ending more idiotic than Fallout 3's (mild spoilers)
Aressar
01/08/22 6:30:09 AM
#43
That was pretty ridiculous, even with the rest of the game's morality being all black and white. Glad I got the game long after all the DLC was released. I only remember fully finishing the game once, and sent Charon in there. He didn't really want to, but complied (as he totally should, both because he's more resistant to radiation and because of his contract).

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TopicHow do you think the Universe will end?
Aressar
01/06/22 8:17:36 AM
#27
archedsoul posted...
After the heat death, anything with a non-zero probability of happening, will happen. This universe will could pop up in like 10^1000 years again. Then maybe again in 10^10^10^10^10 years.

I'm no botanist, but what exactly makes the universe re-happening a non-zero possibility? The fact that it happened once does not by default mean it will happen again eventually.

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TopicWhat do you think is underneath all that ice in Antarctica?
Aressar
01/06/22 4:31:30 AM
#38
berlyman101 posted...
enough carbon dioxide to kill us all

This and/or other gases/viruses that can pose a mass-extinction event if the ice were to melt.

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Topicpeople who still support Biden: why?
Aressar
01/05/22 4:25:37 PM
#18
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
"He's not Trump" isn't a valid answer.

In a polarized country with a bipartisan system, that actually is a perfectly acceptable reason. Once the voters actually have more options than just Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich (options that actually have a shot of winning a majority, that is), they have the luxury of voting for someone because they actually sincerely support their views.

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TopicWould you pay an extra $90 to not have to wake up super early for a flight?
Aressar
01/04/22 6:09:04 PM
#5
I'd pick early, as long as it's not so early that it becomes 'late' by yesterday's standard.

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TopicI yelled at the manager at 7-eleven and told her she was incompetent. Who was...
Aressar
01/04/22 5:49:34 AM
#37
Sounds like you got mind-tricked TC. What basically happened was this:

TC: Can I buy some death sticks?
Manager: You don't want to buy death sticks.
TC: I don't want to buy death sticks.
Manager: You want to buy water and rethink your life.
TC: I want to buy water and rethink my life.

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TopicI yelled at the manager at 7-eleven and told her she was incompetent. Who was...
Aressar
01/04/22 4:41:38 AM
#9
Maybe you should just quit smoking. There, problem solved.

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TopicUkraine invasion likely, as Biden gets ready for THAT phone call.
Aressar
01/04/22 4:17:48 AM
#24
Crazyman93 posted...
It becomes our problem when he fucks with a NATO country like Poland. Not before.

Yeah when was the last time other countries let things slide until Poland was invaded

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TopicIs Cyberpunk a good game yet?
Aressar
01/03/22 5:58:16 AM
#5
Tag for results. Considering getting on PC. Got a new rig last summer that should be more than able to handle it.

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TopicHere's the last 20 "Let's make some soup" memes I have.
Aressar
01/03/22 5:01:35 AM
#6
Mmmmm, soup!

https://youtu.be/tJuWdyq0ETA

Someone may or may not already have posted this in the original topic. It's the first thing that came to mind after I recovered from my laughter-stroke.

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TopicWorst old mod rules that they don't enforce anymore?
Aressar
01/03/22 3:55:13 AM
#18
Aressar posted...
I've seen posts with minor censor-bypassing go untouched, so I guess that's ok now (or simply covered in the profanity filter).

Bad_Mojo posted...
Remember when we had to censor the entire ******* word, and then they allowed us to finally post the first f****** word? Shit was good

Exactly this.

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TopicWorst old mod rules that they don't enforce anymore?
Aressar
01/03/22 3:36:27 AM
#14
I've seen posts with minor censor-bypassing go untouched, so I guess that's ok now (or simply covered in the profanity filter).

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TopicAnyone here had a vasectomy? I'm getting one in 24 hours and Im getting nervous
Aressar
01/03/22 3:26:01 AM
#90
Talib_21 posted...
Ya some dude earlier said he fucked two days after. Im like theres no way I could do that.

Pretty sure he was just bragging, if not straight up lying, because aside from that being very careless to do at that point, that part of your body is straight up constantly reminding you to avoid rough stuff. Having sex after just two days is almost guaranteed to tear the stitches.

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TopicIs WC3 Reforged still bad?
Aressar
12/31/21 6:43:04 PM
#16
Ilishe posted...
Iunno I don't have it installed anymore. It's like the only game I have physical now. I keep it around because I love it.

I have a physical WC3 disk too, but as long there's an internet connection, that doesn't stop Reforged from being forcefully downloaded once you start the game.

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TopicAnyone here had a vasectomy? I'm getting one in 24 hours and Im getting nervous
Aressar
12/31/21 1:01:01 PM
#80
Talib_21 posted...
???

Is it not called that? Dont know much about pills

Not sure what he's lolling about, but imo it's best to ignore posts that just say 'lol'

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TopicIs WC3 Reforged still bad?
Aressar
12/31/21 12:57:59 PM
#11
Ilishe posted...
I'm not getting it and I still to this day have my WC3 battle chest and adore that game. They screwed with so much with this reforged bullshit. Even stole your creative property by making you forfeit your rights to anything you make in the Editor.

Battlechest doesn't force a download on you?

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TopicYou guys think you'll ever have children?
Aressar
12/31/21 12:30:17 PM
#29
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
I got a vasectomy so no.

Same. At best I might be open to being a stepdad to a teenager.

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TopicIs WC3 Reforged still bad?
Aressar
12/31/21 12:28:44 PM
#9
Last time I played WC3 was half a year ago. Reforged sucked back then, so I stuck to classic mode.

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TopicPeople are attracted to marisa tomei?
Aressar
12/28/21 7:16:02 AM
#12
Smells like CE is once again in classic "pointy elbows 3/10 I've had better" mode"

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TopicWhat's with women who want to have sex?
Aressar
12/27/21 7:22:55 PM
#2
What's with people thinking women want to have sex? Nothing could be further from the truth. Everyone knows women hate sex, especially with you.

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TopicC/D One Piece will end before Winds of Winter releases
Aressar
12/27/21 7:15:22 PM
#4
One Piece of what?

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TopicThe capital of Brasil is Brasilia, NOT Rio de Janeiro
Aressar
12/27/21 4:31:55 PM
#53
How were the U.S. state capitals picked anyway? It's just weird that it's almost never the 'obvious' choice when you look at a map.

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TopicHow to WIFE ANY WOMAN with ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!
Aressar
12/27/21 9:57:13 AM
#13
LinkDaLunatic posted...
toriyama's a disgusting moron tbh

og fans have known this a long long time

Not even that inconceivable tbh, considering Goku's an alien child who partially grew up in the wilds and hit his head as a baby.
But yeah, it's definitely in "you can't do that on TV" territory, even back then.

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TopicWho is the pornstar you have been watching the longest?
Aressar
12/27/21 8:36:54 AM
#12
Holly Michaels/Dillion Harper. Not sure who's been around longer. Aside from the fact I find them both incredibly attractive, it really turns me on that they sincerely visibly seem to enjoy themselves when getting it on (unlike many, many other pornstars).

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TopicMansplaning and treated like a joke sucks!
Aressar
12/27/21 8:19:58 AM
#8
VigorouslySwish posted...
I dont understand the difference between mansplaining and explaining

Mansplaining = when a man automatically presumes a woman doesn't know what she's talking about, even if the woman hasn't had the chance to prove she does.

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