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Topic | Have you ever gotten modded and knew you deserved it? |
Aressar 10/04/19 10:16:37 AM #11 | Almost anytime I ever got modded (post-CJayC era, at least). Sometimes I just can't resist mocking conservative billy-bobs, and they make it so easy. Sometimes I sincerely believe they live their lives only to troll sensible people who actually prefer to get some progress going. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Would you ever quit your job so a woman can provide for you? |
Aressar 10/04/19 10:07:31 AM #18 | gloBal enemy posted... scar the 1 posted...I have a good enough CV that I could easily start working again if my wife for some reason had to quit This alone makes me not want to risk quit working altogether. At the very least I'd want to work at least two days a week. Aside from that I really want to pull my weight when it comes to income, provide my part and all that. For the record, I'd also not approve if my partner would quit working altogether in this scenario. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Being tall starter pack |
Aressar 10/03/19 9:57:45 AM #7 | "Oh boohoo it's so hard with all those women swooning over me" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It's pretty hard to reconcile modern, liberal philosophy with the Bible. |
Aressar 10/03/19 9:50:55 AM #9 | The problem with ancient religions in general is that they assume time stands still and there is no such thing as social development, because hey; they decided on a perfect way to live for everyone over a thousand years ago, so why would anyone ever want anything to change, right? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is reeeee an Incels mating call? |
Aressar 09/30/19 4:11:19 PM #4 | My girlfriend makes that sound all the time. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | 'OK' is now a hate symbol, the ADL says |
Aressar 09/26/19 3:23:40 PM #96 | While were at it, did you guys know Hitler breathed oxygen his entire life? THAT MEANS BREATHING OXYGEN IS RAAAAACIIIIIIIIIST! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | You are now a cat. |
Aressar 09/25/19 2:29:53 PM #8 | I'd bang some serious pussy --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I am the Great Mighty Poo |
Aressar 09/25/19 6:27:15 AM #6 | FF_Redux posted... I was warned once typing out the lyrics. Was that before the profanity filter was installed by any chance? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I tried various vegan substitutes recently. |
Aressar 09/23/19 12:58:04 PM #6 | Yeah, I have similar opinions about it. Some of those 'meat substitutes' are quite tasty and worth having regularly, but almost none of them come close to tasting like meat at this point. I actually think cultured meat would be a great addition to the food market. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured_meat Although it would not be able to completely take over the entire meat industry, it could certainly significantly lower the need for lifestock, thus results in less slaughtering and lower harmful impacts on the climate. Burgers and mince have already been produced by a few companies in various countries and shown to be edible, and to taste like 'the real thing'. It'll likely be a few more years before it's available in stores. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Area 51 theme |
Aressar 09/23/19 11:30:45 AM #5 | --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Which of these 2 types irk you more? |
Aressar 09/22/19 4:44:40 PM #3 | ohnoitschris posted... I like stupid people, if they're eager to learn then all you have to do is teach them and they'll quit being stupid. If it were that easy, Trump wouldn't be president now. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Shitting with the door open |
Aressar 09/22/19 4:36:21 PM #2 | Not nearly as best as just having had the perfect dump. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Just got told off by my mother for not wanting kids |
Aressar 09/22/19 8:33:47 AM #18 | KillerSlaw posted... My mother and grandmother have actively discouraged me from having children. Interesting. Why is this? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you tip more if the waitress is cute? |
Aressar 09/21/19 11:28:15 AM #5 | I stopped doing that when I quit adolescence. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Imagine going on a date with dis chick |
Aressar 09/21/19 10:54:08 AM #13 | |
Topic | Anybody here watch Arrow? |
Aressar 09/19/19 2:53:26 PM #3 | Sure do, always been my favorite Arrowverse series. The middle seasons were kinda crap (especially when characters were like "but muh FAMUHLEY", even when it concerned relatives they'd never heard of or who backstabbed them before) though it did manage to redeem itself halfway season 6 imo, after Team Arrow kinda got rid of the 'B-team'. Not sure how I feel about the upcoming Crisis on Infinite Earths story. Obviously I'm gonna watch it, but I've always felt Green Arrow to be the odd one out in the crossover episodes. Probably because Arrow involves the least amount of superpowers of all those series. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Smallville coming back for EPIC crisisover on INFINITE EARTHS!!! |
Aressar 09/19/19 2:43:38 PM #3 | Hanky_Bannister posted... this is the only good part to any of cw's super shows You have failed this topic. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Scenario: Your two best guy friends come to ya home and they wanna bang you. |
Aressar 09/15/19 6:06:13 AM #10 | They bicker about all kinds of nonsense all the time, and it's pretty funny to watch. It's basically a sitcom. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is this too much to ask for in a girl? |
Aressar 09/13/19 3:23:12 PM #6 | MedeaLysistrata posted... SomeGuyUO posted...NO DEBT It makes it a lot harder to get a proper mortgage. Incidentally this is one major flaw my girlfriend carries with her. Provided we stay together we're basically stuck to renting for the next decade or so. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Da hot as FUCK Vica Kerekes gif is now ILLEGAL on CE |
Aressar 09/13/19 4:02:03 AM #32 | Thanks for reminding me of her name. I realized I never really took the time to look up more stuff from her... Goddamn, I would probably barely last 10 seconds in her. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Who is usually da voice of reason on CE? |
Aressar 09/12/19 2:41:04 AM #54 | Why, the mods of course. Who else? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I love having a 17 year old girlfriend |
Aressar 09/11/19 5:06:08 AM #84 | TC already stated banging a 17-year old is legal where he lives. Fair, next. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | You are instantly teleported to your characters last spot. |
Aressar 09/09/19 12:39:04 AM #33 | Fallout: New Vegas Lucky 38, Presidential Suite. Literally the safest, most comfortable place to be in the game. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | it's funny how people are so done with Star Wars, like the honeymoon is over |
Aressar 09/07/19 8:48:07 AM #7 | inb4ESBwasthelastrealSWmovie --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you like these tattoos? |
Aressar 09/06/19 2:40:40 PM #19 | Does this goddess have a name? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you like these tattoos? |
Aressar 09/06/19 2:12:45 PM #10 | Very nice, very nice indeed. Also, nice tattoo's! Keep 'em coming. I sure appreciate fine... ink. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | fuck the police |
Aressar 09/06/19 8:57:23 AM #66 | shokan_warrior posted... What is the alternative to the police? Alternative to the government? This. Literally any type of society will have some form of (law) enforcement, which makes saying "fuck the police" about as senseless as saying "fuck public transport". From what I've heard/read, police training in the US takes about 3 or 4 months average, varying per state, which to me sounds awfully short for a profession that carries so much responsibility and grants you the legal power to take someone's freedom, confiscate property, injure or kill someone under certain circumstances, and will most certainly place you in circumstances where such decisions need to be made. Perhaps incidents like these would be less likely if police training would be longer, making police officers more disciplined and making it more likely to filter out the trigger-happy hot-heads. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If the US was split in half between liberal and conservatives, which would |
Aressar 09/04/19 3:12:39 PM #10 | Antifar posted... Aressar posted...This would be good for everyone as a whole. Yeah, not so much for the conservatives in the long run, but best that they figure that out for themselves in their own country without bothering the rest of Murrica, right? I mean good luck trying to convince them to do otherwise. At least this way they'd have no one to blame for their misery but themselves. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If the US was split in half between liberal and conservatives, which would |
Aressar 09/04/19 2:57:34 PM #7 | This would be good for everyone as a whole. Liberals can actually get some progress going, and conservatives can take their country in a downward spiral into the ground all they want, each without bothering anyone or trying to undo each other's actions. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Why do you enjoy arguing with other CEusers? |
Aressar 09/03/19 1:30:04 PM #8 | I don't, as it's not good for my health. See sig for clarification. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Are you currently depressed? |
Aressar 09/02/19 2:52:01 PM #7 | Kinda, yeah. I have been stuck doing a dead-end security job for over the past decade, got a bachelor degree which didn't get me very far, so I started my own (not so successful) business in that field. After actively applying for jobs for over a year, I finally got hired for an entry-level traineeship. Pay will be shit for the first year, but it least it will get me the experience required for more profitable prospects. At home I have a girlfriend who is often stressed, tired, depressed and spends a lot of time in bed. We live in a shitty neighbourhood, don't have the income right now to move to a better one, and our sex life has been shit for the past year and a half. I'd have broken up with her by now if I had the money to live on my own. I still get along with her better than with my parents or the average housemate I've had, so that's my main reason to stay with her for now. It's far from ideal, but I realize there's still the potential to grow and move on to better things. That's what keeps me going. On top of that, I try not to read the news / social media comment sections too much, to prevent becoming more pessimistic. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Teen Girl Squad! |
Aressar 09/02/19 7:13:33 AM #20 | I miss my mom. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Our favorite game, Yikes or Not Yikes! An old post by Cliffy B |
Aressar 09/02/19 7:02:51 AM #24 | SoundNetwork posted... He's right though. Teens are biologically developed enough to be considered sexually attractive. It's just immoral in our culture to have sex with a underaged (as defined by our culture) teen Exactly. Honestly, people who categorically deny this are the same people who think: "Banging 17 and 364 days = pedo, banging 18-year old = ok" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The 65th Eurovision Song Contest will be held in Rotterdam. |
Aressar 08/31/19 1:33:37 PM #11 | Personally I'd say 4/Netherlands, but ok I guess if you like modern asymmetrical buildings, soccer hooligans and overly loud and offensively direct people. Nice gay bars though. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Whenever I'm losing an argument I just tell them they're trolling |
Aressar 08/31/19 5:59:59 AM #15 | Of course I'm the good guy, because I am me. You on the other hand are not me. Obviously this means anytime you disagree with me, you are categorically wrong or trolling. Seriously though, I'm guessing it has something to do with this phenomenon: https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Whenever I'm losing an argument I just tell them they're trolling |
Aressar 08/30/19 1:38:04 PM #12 | I just accuse them of being on the political side opposite of whatever I support. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | *sips coffee* |
Aressar 08/30/19 7:17:57 AM #3 | I don't know if it's due to the unreasonably low dose of sexy pics they allow you to post these days, but I'd say this is one of your better ones. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Best food ever? |
Aressar 08/30/19 7:06:53 AM #4 | Haggis on pizza --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Voting machine are changing people's vote |
Aressar 08/29/19 4:52:47 PM #14 | I understand a little better why paper ballots are still used where I live. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Are you proud of your sig? |
Aressar 08/29/19 3:52:15 AM #59 | I think in my case the question is: are you guys proud of it? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Is Fajita 76 good yet? |
Aressar 08/28/19 2:32:26 PM #7 | Alucard188 posted... AlabamaLove posted...I need my wasteland itch scratched. This. Even if you've already played it inside out, new mods for it are still being released at the Nexus. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | It's time for America to stand up to Russia |
Aressar 08/28/19 12:56:22 PM #5 | Highwind07 posted... In a threesome with Kim Jung Un as well. No doubt they all gather with Jair Bolsonaro, Boris Johnson and Winnie the Pooh for a 'slumber party' on their private island. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If Immanuel Kant was a bad philosopher, he'd be Immanuel Can't. |
Aressar 08/27/19 2:37:56 PM #15 | DeadBankerDream posted... Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If Immanuel Kant was a bad philosopher, he'd be Immanuel Can't. |
Aressar 08/26/19 6:04:58 AM #8 | If Plato's bust was made out of clay, he'd be Play-Doh. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Was Johnny Bravo an incel? |
Aressar 08/25/19 3:07:24 PM #9 | cardoor123 posted... That show was terrible, and it was extremely misogynistic "Ooh, what was that, Mr cardoor123? What did you say? You'd like to donate your liver? Oh, that's great!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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