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TopicThe Sith's Rule of Two is so dumb
ASithLord7
12/23/19 12:36:02 PM
#7
TROS also raises some interesting implications about this...

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TopicWhy would Han and Leia have named their son Ben?
ASithLord7
12/23/19 2:21:47 AM
#30
Freddie_Mercury posted...
is there a single star wars thread where rebel isn't having a meltdown
I literally answered his question and got whined at for it lol. What meltdown

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TopicWhy would Han and Leia have named their son Ben?
ASithLord7
12/23/19 2:06:54 AM
#15
UnholyMudcrab posted...
How do you manage to stay so angry all the time? It's gotta be hell on your blood pressure.
I'm not really sure how you read that as angry.

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TopicWhy would Han and Leia have named their son Ben?
ASithLord7
12/23/19 2:02:07 AM
#8
KillerSlaw posted...
Is there absolutely anything you won't defend when it comes to Star Wars? Y I K E S
Is there absolutely anything you won't shit on when it comes to Star Wars just to find a reason to whine about it?

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TopicWhy would Han and Leia have named their son Ben?
ASithLord7
12/23/19 1:58:05 AM
#4
Gee, Leia's adopted father's friend, her real father's best friend, the man she was seeking out who brought their whole little gang together.

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TopicThe Rise of Skywalker rt user score has stayed at 86% despite being rated lower
ASithLord7
12/23/19 1:39:28 AM
#15
Also, needs to be pointed out that the % with a sample size of 1k+ is going to pretty much remain similar/constant as that sample size increases.

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TopicThe Rise of Skywalker rt user score has stayed at 86% despite being rated lower
ASithLord7
12/23/19 1:36:26 AM
#13
This is such a fucking stupid conspiracy theory. Good god imagine being so unable to comprehend the possibility that people enjoyed something you were determined to hate from the outset that you make up asinine theories to justify your biases.

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TopicPlus-size model Ellana Bryan - would you smash?
ASithLord7
12/22/19 11:51:04 PM
#24
trappedunderice posted...
Just looked up more of her on Google and I would not pull out, she's thick and gorgeous.
That's obese, not thick. This board, I swear.

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TopicTRoS was missing the most important fan service *spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 11:25:48 PM
#3
Eh, I think him being a bit more toned down worked in this one. Still hammy and chewing the scenery but less willing to have fun and fuck around. (Un)death will do that I guess

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TopicSo The Last Jedi was one of the best Star Wars movies?
ASithLord7
12/22/19 11:14:17 PM
#14
Do you know what an opinion is? Why does this upset you? Who hurt you?

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Topicstreamer accidentally broadcasted himself jerking off to porn on Twitch
ASithLord7
12/22/19 11:11:45 PM
#4
Accidentally

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TopicDo you wish all the shitposting alts would get usermap axed?
ASithLord7
12/22/19 11:02:57 PM
#6
Even just a karma gate on CE would be great. Wouldn't stop all the hacked 02/03 accounts but all the random new ones would be taken care of.

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TopicSo The Last Jedi was one of the best Star Wars movies?
ASithLord7
12/22/19 10:58:07 PM
#10
5th best probably.

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TopicThe dog masked singer gets unmasked tonight >_>
ASithLord7
12/22/19 8:11:41 PM
#2
Finale was like 4 days ago my dude. It's Daughtry which my girlfriend guessed like week 3 lol.

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Topic2>5>1>4>3
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:28:25 PM
#3
Very weird Elder Scrolls ranking

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TopicImagine thinking The Beatles are better than Led Zeppelin.
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:26:10 PM
#5
Damn_Underscore posted...
Beatles are clearly better.

Beatles get underrated because they have so much great music, a lot of it doesn't stand out sometimes. They are probably the objective "best" band of all time by sheer numbers alone.
Literally the most overrated band ever, what drugs are you on

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:25:41 PM
#27
ViewtifulGrave posted...
Just because a few people missed Rey take the books?
Rey doesnt have everything she needs, she doesnt know whats in the books, whar a Mary Sue; Rian ruined Star Wars has been a COMMON argument here for the past two years

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TopicImagine thinking The Beatles are better than Led Zeppelin.
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:23:00 PM
#2
The truth that the Beatles suck? Known that for a long time

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TopicDoes the new star wars movie explain these things *spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:14:03 PM
#27
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Rebels says otherwise
I meant that he wasnt brought back from death because he never died in TPM. Im quite aware that he is dead now for real

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 6:13:14 PM
#23
Rape jokes, very classy

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:58:34 PM
#15
NeonOctopus posted...
Maybe Last Jedi is just shit at storytelling.

Cuz it is.
Maybe you need to get some glasses, because they were clearly shown in the center of frame by themselves. Jesus Christ.

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:56:37 PM
#16
dave_is_slick posted...
Finn was unconscious. Time didn't really pass for him.
And the year between then and TROS?

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:52:57 PM
#13
dave_is_slick posted...
TFA doesn't exist?
Are you under the impression that no time has passed between TFA and TROS? I have female friends who I thought were cute when I first met them.

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:52:25 PM
#12
Blue_Inigo posted...
Everyone knows he was gonna confess. Literally everyone watching knows this. JJ is lying outta his ass IF he said that
It's made to seem that way, but when you realize later that he's FS you get the trick there. Not my problem if you somehow were too blind to miss that.

https://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2019/12/the-rise-of-skywalker-finn-force-sensitive.html

Oh look, Boyega also says the same thing.

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:49:14 PM
#9
CM_Ponch posted...
Lol wut
Established in Resistance Reborn

Blue_Inigo posted...
Bullshit
Inferred by myself and literally everyone I saw the movie with, and confirmed by JJ. More shitposting or ya done?

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:47:58 PM
#6
Blue_Inigo posted...
Finn isnt into Rey even though ten minutes into the movie he was about to confess his love to her?
He was about to tell her that he's Force-sensitive.

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TopicThey cucked him *RoS spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:46:03 PM
#3
A) Ben is dead.
B) Finn isn't into Rey and presumably vice versa. This is already established canon.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:45:32 PM
#40
ZMythos posted...
I'm saying a Jedi is someone who: A) Surrenders to the Will of the Force and B) Confronts fear.
A Jedi is a Force-sensitive who is a part of the Jedi Order.
ZMythos posted...
I'm saying that anyone can be trained to use the Force and anyone can be a Jedi. Some people are better predisposed to it, but it's not a direct requirement.
It is a direct requirement to be a Force sensitive to use the Force. Shut the fuck up.

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:43:13 PM
#12
NeonOctopus posted...
Also, where did Rey get Luke's books? I thought he burned them all?
See, I'm convinced not a single goddamn person actually watched TLJ. People got upset that Yoda said she has all that she needs and thought they burned, but it clearly shows them aboard the Falcon.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:40:49 PM
#38
ZMythos posted...
Bureaucracy, ceremonies, and selective exclusivity are what defines a Jedi then? Ok.

Where was the Order when Luke became a jedi? Who knighted him?
Are you under the impression that all Force users are Jedi?
Yoda told him that when he confronted Vader above Endor he would be a Jedi Knight. P sure the head of the Order has a say in that.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:32:03 PM
#34
ZMythos posted...
No it's literally not lol.

Luke could use the Force all throughout Episodes 4 and 5, but wasn't acknowledged as a Jedi by Yoda until he confronted his fear and surrendered to the Light Side of the Force.
Yes, because a JEDI KNIGHT is someone knighted by another member of the Order, and is a specific sect of Force-users. Luke was always Force-sensitive, his motherfucking father was the Chosen One.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:29:15 PM
#32
ZMythos posted...
I mean you're missing the entire point of this topic and are nitpicking at a single claim out of several, which was that "You don't need to be someone born special to be a Jedi. You just need to fight fear and surrender to the Will of the Force"
Except you do. Force-sensitivity is required to be a Jedi, and only an exceedingly small amount of people are born Force-sensitive.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:27:58 PM
#30
ZMythos posted...
The Rebels use the phrase constantly. Why would a fleet of hundreds of people who can't use the Force still use that phrase? Because they believe in its ability to guide them.
That doesn't mean they can use, control, or manipulate it, genius. They were also led by fucking Jedi at various points.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:26:30 PM
#28
ZMythos posted...
The Force isn't just a thing to be used. It also guides people and has its own will.

The difference between the people whom it guides (ie. every living thing) and the people who use it (Jedi) is training.
The difference is motherfucking midichlorians.

God this nonsense has to be a troll topic.

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TopicHow would you rank all the Star Wars movies now?
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:25:15 PM
#3
6
5
4
9
8
7 and R1 probably tied
Solo
3
1
2

That joke list in the OP lmao

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:18:12 PM
#21
The_Ivory_Man posted...
And it is canonical that cyborgs have a harder time, Vader couldn't use lightning because of that.
I mean, to be fair that's because it would've, ya know, fried him lol.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 5:17:41 PM
#20
ZMythos posted...
https://youtu.be/YnNSnJbjdws?t=81

There's nothing asinine about it.
Are you literally using the OPINION of a character who has nothing but disdain for the Jedi to justify your stupid argument? Good lord what a fucking reach.

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 4:57:17 PM
#9
ZMythos posted...
Just because some people are predisposed to it doesn't mean it's an exclusive group. It was established from the first films as an extinct following or religion, not something that "you either have or you don't"
A) it wasnt.
B) what you think was established in the first movie is fucking irrelevant because theres tons of other material that contradicts your asinine theory

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 4:52:43 PM
#6
ZMythos posted...
And let's not forget that in Rogue One we were introduced to a guy who had no formal training and wasn't "Force Sensitive" but believed in the Force to the point where it guided him and allowed him to see even though he was blind.
Chirrut can sense Kyber, hes absolutely FS to some degree

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 4:52:15 PM
#5
ZMythos posted...
It was implied from the first movie. The way of the Force was a religion, not a birthright. If the prequels never existed, Luke was just a farmboy who was trained by a wise old man to use a mysterious power that is literally quoted as "surrounding and penetrating" all living things. Han was the direct counter to this, he didn't believe in the Force and never believed in anything but himself.
Absolutely untrue but believe whatever bullshit you want lmao

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TopicSome thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy [Spoilers for Star Wars Episode 9]
ASithLord7
12/22/19 4:45:09 PM
#2
The kid at the end was Force Sensitive. Anyone can use the Force was NEVER implied and never would or will be

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TopicCritics hating on Rise of Skywalker for pro 2nd Amend. message? SPOILERS
ASithLord7
12/22/19 4:37:46 PM
#3
pegusus123456 posted...
No.


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TopicWe better get a KOTOR movie(s) now. (SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING STAR WARS)
ASithLord7
12/22/19 3:27:53 PM
#19
Moraband was previously called Korriban in canon

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TopicI killed a cow today
ASithLord7
12/22/19 3:07:07 PM
#8
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
How many Punisher stickers are on your vehicle?
none, I was clearly mocking you.

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TopicWe better get a KOTOR movie(s) now. (SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING STAR WARS)
ASithLord7
12/22/19 3:06:39 PM
#17
Theres already a Korriban in canon

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TopicNightmare Before Christmas might just be the single most unappealing movie ever
ASithLord7
12/22/19 3:04:30 PM
#11
Awful, awful take

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