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Topicis the magiswords girl too thicc for it to be a kids show?
1337toothbrush
10/11/17 7:29:27 AM
#6
Why are you watching a kid's show?
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TopicRick and Morty fans rioting at McDonalds (police called in)
1337toothbrush
10/07/17 7:52:38 PM
#43
Looked gf posted...
I4NRulez posted...
Rick and Morty fans are the worst

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

MULAN SZECHUAN SUACE!11
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TopicJapanese reporter dies after logging in 159 hours of overtime.
1337toothbrush
10/05/17 6:47:29 PM
#49
REMercsChamp posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Imagine dumbfucks thinking they're cool for working for free.

They're working those many hours because it's required to keep their jobs.

I'm referring to people calling others soft for "only" working 80 hour weeks.
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TopicJapanese reporter dies after logging in 159 hours of overtime.
1337toothbrush
10/05/17 6:33:25 PM
#41
Imagine dumbfucks thinking they're cool for working for free.
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Topicshooters brother reveals he was not a "gun guy"
1337toothbrush
10/04/17 8:29:46 AM
#30
Doom_Art posted...
Chicken posted...
It was the girlfriend. She shot him and fled.

she shot him

and then fled while the only exit out was barricaded?

Obviously she barricaded the door after leaving.
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TopicHonestly, how could Hilary have been worst?
1337toothbrush
10/04/17 7:13:37 AM
#38
Polycosm posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
She would've been better in every way except likely for war. Hillary's a huge warmonger and the situation in Syria would be a lot worse with her in charge. Trump has the whole North Korea situation going on, but that's theatrics. Hillary would absolutely have taken action in Syria and it'd end up being another Iraq or Libya.

Trump did take action in Syria. He launched 59 Tomahawk missiles at Syria, seven days into his presidency.

Hillary is a warmonger but it's far from certain whether she would have run up a higher body count abroad.

That was only to shut people up. You'll notice that he didn't do much damage to the airbase and then he stopped right after that. Hillary would've absolutely escalated it. She was talking about no-fly zones and having a more active role in the area. The no-fly zones alone would've crippled the Syrian government. Plus the anti-Russia rhetoric would've likely been followed up to cripple Syria's strongest ally as well. Terrorists would be running Syria by this point under a Hillary presidency.
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TopicHonestly, how could Hilary have been worst?
1337toothbrush
10/04/17 1:17:42 AM
#31
Sge would've been better in every way except likely for war. Hillary's a huge warmonger and the situation in Syria would be a lot worse with her in charge. Trump has the whole North Korea situation going on, but that's theatrics. Hillary would absolutely have taken action in Syria and it'd end up being another Iraq or Libya.
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TopicWhat is this?
1337toothbrush
10/03/17 12:11:55 AM
#1


I feel like I'm going to have to watch a ton of videos now.
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TopicRecently ended my 2 year contract with the Nielsen Ratings Program. AMA.
1337toothbrush
10/02/17 11:03:32 PM
#40
Why is this still a thing in the age of the internet? Why don't they just put something in the cable box to trasmit back what is being watched if they don't do that already?
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TopicMy throat hurts. My legs ache. I think I'm getting sick.
1337toothbrush
10/02/17 8:25:55 PM
#4
That's why you shouldn't squat while doing that.
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TopicBulma is the hottest Anime character hands down
1337toothbrush
10/02/17 12:27:07 AM
#59
Terra-enforcer posted...
2. Not when this fine lady exists.
Fnv1t2XA3Dlio

Take away the hideously oversized boobs and you're left with an ugly man.
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TopicAmazon Prime Pantry is a scam.
1337toothbrush
10/01/17 10:24:50 PM
#10
Fuck pantry. They really need to stop putting pantry exclusive items at the top of my searches. I want to jam my fist through the monitor when I click on an item and realize it's prime pantry exclusive.
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TopicBulma is the hottest Anime character hands down
1337toothbrush
10/01/17 10:21:51 PM
#24
JimmyJumper6 posted...
8xYQBMe

Her feet are hnngggg

Looks like her head is photoshopped on.
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TopicLmfao, scalpers at the Wal-Mart SNES launch were outed by people in line
1337toothbrush
10/01/17 9:44:30 PM
#7
Would've been hilarious if something like this happened:


Fuck scalpers. They're just parasitic pieces of shit.
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TopicIn your opinion how much does it cost most u.s. car companies to build your...
1337toothbrush
10/01/17 9:41:11 PM
#3
Depends on the vehicle. Some have bigger margins than others. Some are actually sold at a loss just to keep market share.
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TopicSometimes I love working in a games store.
1337toothbrush
09/29/17 9:23:14 PM
#10
Twenty year old ROM dumps, hellz yeas!
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TopicIndia is the number one destination for white women seeking a husband.
1337toothbrush
09/26/17 10:46:05 AM
#11
Let me guess, TC is an Indian man trying to spread a good word about Indian men in the hopes of making this a common belief in order to increase his chances.
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TopicWhat i would give to wake up next to a cute as FUCK white chick every morning
1337toothbrush
09/26/17 7:41:51 AM
#2
Try giving some effort.
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Topica horrifying glimpse into america's future if feminists have their way
1337toothbrush
09/26/17 7:40:48 AM
#13
Alphas are still called Chad in Japan? Anyway, whenever I think of the name Chad, I think about that geek in the cartoon series Recess.
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TopicModel 'scalped and drained of blood' by boyfriend.
1337toothbrush
09/26/17 7:22:21 AM
#13
Mr Leibel was the director of an animated version of the 1987 Mel Brooks Star Wars parody, Spaceballs.


Ugh, that was a massive piece of shit.
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Topicdoes anyone else head to their gaming station pumped for a bit of chill gaming..
1337toothbrush
09/24/17 10:58:55 PM
#5
No, that happens to me for programming. I can usually pick a random game on Steam and play through it.
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TopicAte there pics online of Poison Ivy's pubic hair?
1337toothbrush
09/24/17 10:57:30 PM
#30
Usually it matches the eyebrows.
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Topichow many fucking times do i have to shoot this dragon's tail
1337toothbrush
09/24/17 5:31:28 PM
#37
It's easier if you play with two hands.
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TopicI think its time we let pokemon go.
1337toothbrush
09/23/17 10:28:11 PM
#3
pokemon go to the polls
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TopicI want to fuck her
1337toothbrush
09/23/17 6:48:17 PM
#2
Guess you'll have to settle for warm apple pie.
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TopicRita Repulsa attempts to break up Raider fan fight over a disputed Uber
1337toothbrush
09/20/17 9:51:02 PM
#5
Ahhh! After 10,000 years I'm free. It's time to break up FIGHTS!
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TopicThey took volunteers to leave work early tonight.
1337toothbrush
09/19/17 9:19:21 PM
#2
I wish I could work only 30 hours a week. I'd gladly reduce my paycheck. The only kind of work like that either leaves me vulnerable as a "contractor" or if I go freelance.
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TopicToys R Us blames videogames for their bankruptcy
1337toothbrush
09/19/17 4:57:24 PM
#6
Seeing those old flyers flooded me with nostalgia.
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TopicDancing with girls at parties is easy...but how to I escalate
1337toothbrush
09/18/17 10:18:54 PM
#7
Drop your pants
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TopicWhat do you do for a living? Be honest
1337toothbrush
09/18/17 9:55:03 PM
#63
Software developer. I can't imagine doing anything else as a job.
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TopicIf you were at a Chinese restaurant right now, what would you order?
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 11:59:02 PM
#54
cream of sum yung gai
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TopicI think Im gonna run my own video game shop
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 9:22:34 PM
#6
Even gamestop is having problems. You have no chance versus digital distribution, online retailers like Amazon, and the troubled gamestop.
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TopicWhy did Hillary send pizza to people waiting for her book signing?
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 10:18:32 AM
#8
Is this about the Costco book signing? Doesn't Costco only do pizzas and hotdogs for food items that are readily-prepared? Passing out hotdogs instead would be lame.
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TopicThose independent restaurant owners who have stupid "rules"..
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 10:15:33 AM
#56
pinky0926 posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
You bought it with your money. After that point, they can shut the fuck up. It's yours and they have no say in what you do with your property.


Refer to my firewood analogy.

Yeah, you can bet your ass if I was a woodmaker and people wanted my artisan designs just to use for firewood, I would turn them away at the door.

That's fine. Don't try to dictate after selling it, though. If they misrepresent themselves and use it for firewood, then too bad for you.
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TopicThose independent restaurant owners who have stupid "rules"..
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 10:13:17 AM
#51
pinky0926 posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
it's food, they need to grow up. If you don't want something to touch your food which is more important to you than it really is, then maybe you shouldn't offer it. If I ask for a plain burger with nothing on it but ketchup, give me a fucking plain burger with ketchup and shut up


I don't know what it is about you guys thinking that a restaurant must do whatever you demand. That's not how this works. They make a thing, you decide if you want it or not. Usually they give you some choices on how you can have it.

Like, there are plenty of places that do exactly what you're saying too. Go to subway or burger king or nandos or really any franchise place and they'll bend over to give you whatever you want however you want it. Why is it such a problem that some places just want to make something specific? Are you going hungry? lol

You bought it with your money. After that point, they can shut the fuck up. It's yours and they have no say in what you do with your property.
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TopicClaims that millennials are killing restaurant chains are funny to me
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 9:13:52 AM
#32
pinky0926 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe millennials care way too much about boomer criticisms? Like millennials seem to get stopped up by every little boomer criticism and need to address what's wrong with them in excruciating detail.

Just move on. Everyone criticises everyone for any conceivable thing. They don't all need your attention.


Criticism is fine, so is criticism of criticism. If I'm going to open the newspaper on any given day and read another story about how my generation is ruining another thing then I'm going to have my own opinion about it.

Open the newspaper? Didn't millennials already kill that?
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TopicThose independent restaurant owners who have stupid "rules"..
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 9:09:29 AM
#42
I'm not picky at all, I'll eat almost anything, but I can totally understand people who prefer their food a certain way. A one-size-fits-all approach, especially to something as subjective as food which is almost entirely about personal taste, is fucking stupid. The chef is the one in the wrong. They should just shake their head and move on, not demand food be eaten in a certain way like a crazy dictator.
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TopicIf you were at a Chinese restaurant right now, what would you order?
1337toothbrush
09/17/17 8:56:59 AM
#28
Cocytus posted...
General Tsao Chicken

General Fuck Chicken?
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TopicCan you not curse on YouTube anymore?
1337toothbrush
09/14/17 7:38:12 PM
#35
I remember when the internet was free from all the babysitting bullshit of other media. Now we're back to babysitting bullshit thanks to advertisers. Advertisers ruin everything.
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TopicKonbanwa minna san!
1337toothbrush
09/14/17 7:34:31 AM
#32
This is why people hate weeaboos. Now, where's my paddle?
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TopicSexy Anime Girls topic Type 4: I like big butts
1337toothbrush
08/28/17 5:38:50 AM
#2
Why not just look at porn?
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TopicFtM 8 Months on Testosterone
1337toothbrush
08/21/17 4:59:26 AM
#6
Enough with the fucking jumpcuts. Closed the video out of annoyance.
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TopicWe've only explored less that 5% of the ocean
1337toothbrush
08/14/17 1:11:16 AM
#119
OnlyAHobo posted...
IhyijQ0

I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares, the Fiend of a Thousand Faces, Cower before my true form! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!!

I'd hit it.
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TopicWhy are Japanese girls so damn cute
1337toothbrush
07/24/17 1:32:33 AM
#52
I should clarify that I wasn't grossed out by her, because I'm not grossed out by the human body. I'm grossed out by the description of "Perfect mix of hotness and cuteness" being used to describe what is essentially the build of a 12 year old. Don't get upset at me because I do not share your infatuation with child-like bodies.
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TopicWhy are Japanese girls so damn cute
1337toothbrush
07/24/17 1:24:42 AM
#50
"Is she 12 years old?"

=

"Japanese women all look like they're 12 years old"?

Fuck off
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TopicWhy are Japanese girls so damn cute
1337toothbrush
07/24/17 1:22:08 AM
#48
Because no one did that. There are plenty of Japanese women that don't look like they're 12.
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TopicWhy are Japanese girls so damn cute
1337toothbrush
07/23/17 11:54:28 PM
#44
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
[pic]

Perfect mix of hotness and cuteness.

Is she 12 years old?

Now if she was, how would you react?

Grossed out, like how I already am.
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TopicWhy are Japanese girls so damn cute
1337toothbrush
07/23/17 10:19:25 PM
#42
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
[pic]

Perfect mix of hotness and cuteness.

Is she 12 years old?
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