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Topic | "Youtube is a real job!" |
008Zulu 12/20/18 2:16:10 AM #24 | If it earns you enough to keep a roof over your head, food on the table, and the tax man happy; It's a real job. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | 16 y/o NY Kid has LOST his VIRGINITY on SEX ISLAND now wants to MARRY THE GIRL!! |
008Zulu 12/20/18 2:11:51 AM #34 | Wanting to marry the first woman you have sex with... wha....? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Colleges are putting tampons in mens bathrooms. "Men menstrate too!" |
008Zulu 12/20/18 1:25:40 AM #56 | This whole thing reminded me of the Southpark ep where the boys get a viral infection that causes them to bleed out their asses, and they mistake it for getting their periods. But I suppose this makes (idea/plan) sense. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Malukah did a cover of Angel's We Have Heard On High |
008Zulu 12/20/18 1:16:05 AM #2 | I like the song she wrote for Mass Effect 3. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | glitter bomb traps for package thieves... fair next? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 11:10:42 PM #39 | The cop saying it's not worth the time, they are not allowed to do that. They are required to follow up when a civilian makes a complaint. By refusing, the police leave themselves open to a lawsuit. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | It has really dawned on me how many thirst traps are on instagram |
008Zulu 12/19/18 10:58:27 PM #4 | Lost_All_Senses posted... "women will sell their souls, just to buy some attention" Or to pay the rent, put food on the table. You know, "living" stuff. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Why isnt Snowden viewed as a hero? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 10:52:56 PM #55 | TheMikh posted... His leaks have revolved around government surveillance, particularly of American citizens, including wholesale collection of their telecommunications data for mining purposes. That's right, I remember now. Cheers. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Trump is having the military Build The Wall to pwn the libs |
008Zulu 12/19/18 10:49:32 PM #20 | Smashingpmkns posted... Which branch of the military is going to be doing this Engineer Corps. most likely. Thing is though, if the Army builds it, it becomes the army's problem to patrol and maintain it. This would turn the United States in to a military police state. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Is it unfair to judge historical figures by today's moral standards? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 9:12:52 PM #51 | Context is key. We have known for thousands of years that slavery is bad (does the name Moses ring any bells?). And just because everyone does it, or it's "the norm" doesn't make it automatically right. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Subnautica is brilliant but wtf at all the pop in. |
008Zulu 12/19/18 9:08:29 PM #9 | Guessing the dev screwed up the lod. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Are there any sex acts that you WOULDN'T do? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 9:05:08 PM #24 | Absolutely No piss, poop, animals, or any combination thereof. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Why isnt Snowden viewed as a hero? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 9:00:39 PM #44 | TheMikh posted... 008Zulu posted...He was the guy who leaked the video of American soldiers murdering civilians, right? I forgot what Snowden did then. A lot of people leaked a lot of stuff. Hard to keep track. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Kelly Bundy |
008Zulu 12/19/18 8:58:15 PM #15 | Zikten posted... Zack_Attackv1 posted...The Pink Ranger Fun Fact, the person in the pink costume was a stunt man. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | South Carolina might cancel GOP primary to protect Trump |
008Zulu 12/19/18 8:27:06 PM #101 | This ship is sinking, and burning at the same time. We choose to go down with it. - Republicans. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Pretty sure I'm getting snubbed out of a Christmas bonus |
008Zulu 12/19/18 8:25:47 PM #33 | TheOlJollyRoger posted... I got enrolled into the jellybean of the month club. Don't say the word, and I will kidnap him, and bring him to you. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Why isnt Snowden viewed as a hero? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 8:24:18 PM #18 | He was the guy who leaked the video of American soldiers murdering civilians, right? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Trump is having the military Build The Wall to pwn the libs |
008Zulu 12/19/18 8:23:02 PM #4 | Can't wait to hear the actual military's response. Remember when Trump wanted to ban trans, and the army was basically "lol, wut?" --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | This 22 y/o Asian California Girl got a new KIDNEY from her TINDER DATE!! |
008Zulu 12/19/18 6:29:11 AM #37 | If his date didn't end with him in a bathtub full of ice, then he has done better than me. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | California councilman spanks daughter, gets arrested |
008Zulu 12/19/18 6:08:13 AM #35 | Go sit on the "time out" step. Yes, you can still keep your phone connected to the wi-fi. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | I've been sharing ridiculous aspects of my life on Something Awful AMA |
008Zulu 12/19/18 4:33:44 AM #3 | They still exist? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Things girls do during sex that annoy you.... |
008Zulu 12/19/18 1:37:25 AM #23 | They complain about us not trimming our toenails, but girls are just as bad at it as the guys. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Do you think there will be medical breakthroughs in 2 decades or so? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 1:34:18 AM #18 | EnragedSlith posted...
If the human race cut back on food wastage, employed vertical farming, developed adequate large scale de-salization plants, and focused on staple crops more, then the Earth could comfortably support a population easily 2 or 3 times the size of what it is. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Do you think there will be medical breakthroughs in 2 decades or so? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:55:05 AM #4 | Few years ago, I heard that they were in the process of inventing a synthetic pancreas to help diabetics. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Why are retail workers so thin skinned? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:54:09 AM #17 | Using the desk displaying the latest iPad's as a baby changing station, and leaving the mess behind, is sure to make a few employees upset. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Which of these fictional supervillains would you rather have exist in real life? |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:52:27 AM #5 | Blofeld. Sure he is a dangerous psychopath, but look at his schemes; Volcano lair, diamond laser satellite, something involving chicken... Point is, all these big grand schemes have generated hundreds of jobs, boosted local economies. Yeah there are probably more dangerous people on the list, but how many have boosted the economy before some suave British super spy took them down? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | bad*** liberal soyboy puts fascists in their place |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:48:52 AM #10 | Alt-Right: We shall respond to his sick burn with a literal burn! throws Molotov cocktail --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Trump officially bans bump stocks |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:27:29 AM #50 | ledbowman posted... Nothing about this on Breitbart. So weird. They don't report facts. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Just chose Liara over Ashley |
008Zulu 12/19/18 12:25:02 AM #31 | SSJGrimReaper posted... how were the romances in andromeda Bioware is not the best at writing this kind of thing. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | she's texts you ''i'm ready'' along with dis pic |
008Zulu 12/18/18 10:36:09 PM #2 | I can't be with a girl who doesn't embed. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Just chose Liara over Ashley |
008Zulu 12/18/18 9:03:44 PM #14 | LordFarquad1312 posted... Romance options in 1 suck, and I found it weird how some character became bisexual in 3 out of nowhere. Diversity for the sake of diversity. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | "Watching porn is akin to having an affair." |
008Zulu 12/18/18 8:49:29 PM #22 | SSJKirby posted... by what the bible says this is true "And ye, did he open his web browser, and watch as the heathens did pleasure themselves in the forms of the dogs, and donkeys, and spiders, and antelopes, and did he bring himself to fruition. And God did tell unto this man 'Thyself is corrupted for deeding to fornicators not of your bed, and home! Any man who rubs one out to other than his lawful wife, shall be cursed with a stink liked salted pasta, and clammy socks!' And thus did man weep." David 18:69 --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Just chose Liara over Ashley |
008Zulu 12/18/18 8:42:19 PM #9 | SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Kaidan sucks When the choice comes up, I choose against him so fast. Liara 4 lyfe! --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Broly got uploaded to Pornhub >_> |
008Zulu 12/18/18 4:30:23 AM #5 | Broly is Australian slang for umbrella. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | The reason people are anti trans is... |
008Zulu 12/18/18 4:29:25 AM #39 | SpiralDrift posted... There's no substitute for authentic vagina, uterus and breasts. Who has sex with a uterus!?! --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | The cashier at Wal-Mart told me Merry Christmas. |
008Zulu 12/18/18 3:25:17 AM #44 | Someone said "Merry Christmas"!!! On an unrelated topic, I am announcing a Holiday Sale of 25% off my top range of fainting couches! --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | why are australians like that |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:55:34 AM #28 | ne14a6t9r posted... Australia has no cuisine either. Unless meat pies and a slab of Milton Mangoes count. We invented pavlova. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Scenario: You wake up tomorrow to find that everyone looks like anime |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:53:52 AM #9 | I had a nightmare like this once. Everyone had those anime cosplay masks (but real), and danced around me. I tried to knock them down with a length of chain I had, but they just kept dancing out of the way and looking at me with their heads tilted to the sides. I would not do well if it were reality. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | C/D: Video killed the radio star |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:50:19 AM #3 | Every digital download kills a radio star. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Tumblr has died |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:41:16 AM #46 | Kolibri X posted... It'll be like Myspace, still technically around but no one using it. My dad still uses... oh, I see what you did there. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Predict Trump's fate in 2019 |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:39:44 AM #15 | He is old, fat, and doesn't exercise. If he makes it through 2019 without suffering a heart attack, I will be very surprised. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Some people are committing SUICIDE after LASIK surgery. Is it worth the risk? |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:37:16 AM #28 | Laser me up, Doc! --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | The reason people are anti trans is... |
008Zulu 12/18/18 2:14:07 AM #17 | CiIantro posted... ...they are afraid of getting in bed with someone they find hot, and finding out they are trans. They are afraid of being "tricked" and therefore want to force trans people back into the closet. Or "worse", they liked having sex with a trans person. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | China arrests 100 christians |
008Zulu 12/17/18 3:48:40 AM #37 | rikasa posted... Idk how many more years are going to pass by while the world reacts with baffled bewilderment to China's myriad human rights abuses instead of taking serious action Whichever country wants to become the new mass producer of consumer goods off the backs of slave labor. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | What's a good $20 gift for a gay coworker? |
008Zulu 12/17/18 3:37:42 AM #8 | Bath towels. It's my go-to Secret Santa gift. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | So I'm playing KotOR II. Why in the hell... Spoilers |
008Zulu 12/17/18 2:57:54 AM #4 | I have never had him in my party, his lack of Force is disturbing. But seriously, getting the right skills can easily mitigate his terrible Dex score. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
Topic | Trump is immediately impeached, BUT... |
008Zulu 12/17/18 2:15:18 AM #11 | He can't die, ever, at all? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. |
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