Current Events > 16 y/o NY Kid has LOST his VIRGINITY on SEX ISLAND now wants to MARRY THE GIRL!!

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mrduckbear
12/19/18 1:14:54 AM
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Do you think this Kid is a Moron? - Results (14 votes)
Yes..what a doofus
71.43% (10 votes)
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Nope. this kid is the man and people just hating
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The 16 y/o New York Pimp named "Brian" who went in as a virgin and came out as a narcissist and controversially won a ticket to SEX ISLAND to have UNLIMITED SEX after he entered using his dad's credit card has finally lost his virginity and took a SELFIE of himself with the "2 women" he chose to have sex with..and now he says he wants to MARRY one of them as he has returned from the trip safe but possibly unclean..

He travelled to the Island off Venezuela where he claims to have had sex, took drugs and drank ALCOHOL.

It happened when he entered the controversial contest where one lucky winner will be chosen to be sent off to an island to have UNLIMITED SEX and organizers promises they will be "clean" and that it's "LEGAL"

In an interview he said he's already fallen in love with one of the women and wants to marry her already as the picture of him with 2 skanks were shown with him in bed just before they were about to do it

His mother will furious over this but his dad gave him the "thumbs up" and wished he went WITH HIM because he knows his son will be a "man" after this.

Brian said "It was incredible, so amazing that i want to cry just thinking about it. I had sex for the first time, alcohol for the first time and i did DRUGS for the first time. I was really nervous at first but the other men did everything to help me and put my mind at rest. They became like a family to me. Every guest was allowed to choose 2 girls who would spend the entire vacation with them. One of my girls was called Andrea, and i fell in love with her. I want her to be my girlfriend, she treats me so well"

He said Andrea performed "incredible" sex acts on him including ORAL sex and he got to have a THREESOME as well.

Brian said "I want to marry her and she says she wants to come and live in the United States. I've kept her number and hope to see her again"

This year's festival took place between Dec 14-17 with 30 men including brian attending as the other men had to pay upwards of 5000 smackers to get in.

Now Brian is gonna bring this photo back to school to brag and said "I want all the kids who laugh at me in school to see how much of a MAN i am. I have 2 girls and they have none. My friends are so jealous of me, i want to have sex for the first time. Losing my virginity is really important to me at this time in my life and now they know i'm the man. I salsa danced with topless women and i played strip tennis with the girls taking off their clothes as we played. It was amazing and unforgettable. But the best part was the sex. I didn't expect that i would like it so much, but i absolutely love it. It's an awesome feeling. One the first night the girls got me drunk and i had sex for the first time in my life. It felt so good. I didn't know what to do but they did for me"

Do you think this kid is a moron?

Brian the flabby and the hookers -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/11/7565428-6507603-image-a-9_1545133833805.jpg

Brian and horny dad -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/11/7280468-6483165-image-a-9_1544528235160.jpg

Sex Island -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868772-6254009-image-a-1_1539031211542.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/11/4868800-0-Hosts_of_the_sex_fuelled_vacation_trip_are_guaranteeing_60_women-a-1_1545132142254.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868762-6254009-image-a-2_1539031236568.jpg
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Bad_Mojo
12/19/18 1:16:28 AM
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I could kiss you, TC. I was wishing for an update to this story
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AsucaHayashi
12/19/18 1:16:54 AM
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ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money
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Bad_Mojo
12/19/18 1:18:15 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


Wasn't his money
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Unsugarized_Foo
12/19/18 1:18:18 AM
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Its like that episode of KotH
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Milkman5
12/19/18 1:18:26 AM
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LMAO

This is a great story
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Milkman5
12/19/18 1:18:45 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


He won a contest
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Flockaveli
12/19/18 1:19:02 AM
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Living his best life.
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Zikten
12/19/18 1:19:04 AM
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I still wonder if this whole thing is a scam. and everyone involved actors. wasn't there an update to this that said the local nation it's set in didn't even condone this and threatened to arrest anyone who goes?
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powerman1426
12/19/18 1:24:07 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


He won a contest

mrduckbear posted...
entered using his dad's credit card

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EnragedSlith
12/19/18 1:25:25 AM
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You dont have to go that far to fuck a prostitute.
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stoltenberg11
12/19/18 1:27:37 AM
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absolutely doofus
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Irony
12/19/18 1:30:49 AM
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I remember losing my virginity too
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C_Pain
12/19/18 1:31:00 AM
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lmao an update
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AsucaHayashi
12/19/18 1:31:24 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


Wasn't his money


didn't say "he" was the one paying them =P
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Reis
12/19/18 1:36:34 AM
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i wish this kid the best of luck on his future endeavors
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GameboyTroy
12/19/18 2:46:25 AM
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This kid is the man. Congrats to the kid.
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Back_Stabbath
12/19/18 2:48:58 AM
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lucky f***er
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NES4EVER
12/19/18 2:50:12 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


Nah man she loves him because she wants a green card. She even said she wants to come live with him in the US
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GameboyTroy
12/19/18 3:27:32 AM
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mariolover2 posted...
mrduckbear posted...
as a virgin and came out as a narcissist and controversially won a ticket to SEX ISLAND to have UNLIMITED SEX after he entered using his dad's credit card has finally lost his virginity


Uh, did they charge his dad? That doesn't sound like he won anything lol

The kid definitely won.
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sylverlolol
12/19/18 3:32:05 AM
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Uggo got laid before duckbear...lul
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Sputnik1337
12/19/18 4:42:45 AM
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mariolover2 posted...
Uh, did they charge his dad? That doesn't sound like he won anything lol

he used his dads card to spend like $60 on something online and got entered into a raffle for a free trip to the event (and won) according to the first article.
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OwlRammer
12/19/18 4:46:50 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
Now Brian is gonna bring this photo back to school to brag and said "I want all the kids who laugh at me in school to see how much of a MAN i am. I have 2 girls and they have none. My friends are so jealous of me, i want to have sex for the first time. Losing my virginity is really important to me at this time in my life and now they know i'm the man. I salsa danced with topless women and i played strip tennis with the girls taking off their clothes as we played. It was amazing and unforgettable. But the best part was the sex. I didn't expect that i would like it so much, but i absolutely love it. It's an awesome feeling. One the first night the girls got me drunk and i had sex for the first time in my life. It felt so good. I didn't know what to do but they did for me"

wow he's the king of the skool now
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Serious Cat
12/19/18 5:11:01 AM
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I for one take this story completely at face value and see no need for skepticism.
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sauceje
12/19/18 5:18:29 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
Brian said "I want to marry her and she says she wants to come and live in the United States. I've kept her number and hope to see her again"

Well no shit. Imagine getting to ditch Venezuela. It'd be a dream
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/19/18 8:50:38 AM
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Up
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Full Throttle
12/19/18 8:52:20 PM
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most say YES he is
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GameboyTroy
12/19/18 9:03:06 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
most say YES he is

What the hell is wrong with this board? I would've done the same thing if I was in his situation.
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Bluebomber182
12/19/18 9:03:51 PM
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he put the pussy on a pedestal
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Orlando_Jordan
12/19/18 9:05:08 PM
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Incels HATE him! One weird trick to go from virgin to CHAD!
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Dragonblade01
12/19/18 9:26:21 PM
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Sounds like it messed with his perspective on sex, and I'm not sure in a positive way. Then again, might not have been positive before either.

In any case, looks like he didn't catch any STDs. That's good.
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GameboyTroy
12/20/18 2:01:35 AM
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bump
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008Zulu
12/20/18 2:11:51 AM
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Wanting to marry the first woman you have sex with... wha....?
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teepan95
12/20/18 2:13:54 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
he put the pussy on a pedestal

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Offworlder1
12/20/18 2:18:41 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Wanting to marry the first woman you have sex with... wha....?


He is a teenager, and one who had no sexual experience before this, not exactly surprising he is not thinking rationally.

The phrase young and dumb applies here.
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008Zulu
12/20/18 5:35:10 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
He is a teenager, and one who had no sexual experience before this, not exactly surprising he is not thinking rationally.

The phrase young and dumb applies here.

Sex never made me make dumbass decisions afterwards.
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iClockwork
12/20/18 5:37:28 AM
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waNi6XR
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Shotgunnova
12/20/18 5:38:16 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money

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NeonOctopus
12/20/18 5:43:19 AM
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DarkProto05
12/21/18 10:02:39 AM
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bump
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ThunderMuffin
12/21/18 10:06:44 AM
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etf
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Blue_Target
12/21/18 10:16:05 AM
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Interesting use of caps on the title there
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Kombucha
12/21/18 10:18:33 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
His mother will furious over this but his dad gave him the "thumbs up" and wished he went WITH HIM because he knows his son will be a "man" after this.

mrduckbear posted...
Brian and horny dad -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/11/7280468-6483165-image-a-9_1544528235160.jpg


lmfao, this kid makes me feel proud to be named Brian.
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Esrac
12/21/18 10:18:45 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
ah yes the sign of true love, women sleeping with you for money


A tale as old as time.
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Offworlder1
12/21/18 4:57:28 PM
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If he marries her she is going to divorce him as soon as she gets a greencard and vanish.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/21/18 5:11:04 PM
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He drank ALCOHOL and did DRUGS.
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Garioshi
12/21/18 5:13:11 PM
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this is a hentai plot
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KStateKing17
12/22/18 6:23:04 AM
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At least he came back with all of his organs.
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