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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 7:25:01 PM
#469
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!, Mr. Bond!

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 5:33:49 PM
#466
I call the big one Bitey, Mr. Bond.

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TopicI'm now officially done with my master's thesis! AMA
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 1:53:14 PM
#38
Yes. Why couldn't your master do their own thesis?

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TopicI'm confused. Why is Tobey Maguire relevant to the new Spider Man movie?
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 11:22:27 AM
#8
DepreceV2 posted...
Oh shit. I guess I didnt really pat attention. I knew the Green Goblin looked insanely similar to the old movies but I thought it was just an homage to the old movie.
Must've had some dirt in your eye.

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TopicDating site women: " Don't waste my time!"
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 10:52:47 AM
#6
Another huge red flag? Being on a dating site period.


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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/28/21 6:21:04 AM
#462
You smell like gravy, Mr. Bond.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 10:20:20 PM
#456
BABIES! They're BABIES, Mr. Bond!

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TopicJoker is to Batman as _____ is to Spider-Man
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 8:54:57 PM
#31
Bully Maguire. He's gonna put some dirt in his eye.

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TopicWalt. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt. Walt? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 6:02:12 PM
#3
This might be one case where you shouldn't say his name.

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TopicWhite meat or dark meat?
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 5:52:31 PM
#10
Pretty sure some people's answers are gonna depend on whether you mean the animal meat or penis.

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TopicHave you ever gotten covid or personally know someone who got it?
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 5:09:04 PM
#7
No to getting it myself; Yes to someone I do know. In fact, someone I knew and deeply cared about (in that way) died from it.

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TopicPreviously on X-Men...
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 4:58:49 PM
#5
Why you egg-sucking piece of gutter trash!

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TopicWord Assocation: Twilight
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 2:52:24 PM
#21
Princess
Town
Sparkles

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TopicDon't ghost people. Grow up and be straightforward with them
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 12:04:39 PM
#228
SwayM posted...
She has my number and we matched on hinge. If she wanted to get ahold of me she could.

Safe to say she chose not to. And we only went out on one date Im not gonna chase after her or worry something serious happened. Not to sound callous but if something did, she could just message or call. I just wont be holding my breath.
I mean, for all you know, she thought the exact same thing about you...

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TopicYou can only choose 1: Porn or Hentai >_>
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 11:50:10 AM
#2
Trick question? Because if you pick the second one, they'd both disappear....

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TopicIn this topic we post terrible jokes
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 11:38:10 AM
#21
What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog?

A Shih Tzu.

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TopicITT words that begin with the letter I
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 9:21:18 AM
#116
isotope
irradiation
immortal
is
it
if
in
Io

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TopicWhat would you do if you had a million box?
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 9:11:07 AM
#8
If I had a million boxes, I'd be stacking.

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Topic(Wrong Answers only) Which cartoon character has the best singing voice?
Smiffwilm
11/27/21 9:09:33 AM
#6
Scrappy Doo

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TopicMmm 64 slices of American Cheese
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:22:13 PM
#4
*plop*

*thud*
Good day to you.

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TopicDonald duck is gonna... Donald duck is gonna...
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 6:52:17 PM
#2
Will he whistle for Goofy to come?

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TopicSo, in general, are you more attracted to butts or breasts?
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 6:50:30 PM
#18
To answer your topic title question: yes.

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TopicImagine getting shot 6 times by the Needler
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 6:29:43 PM
#12
Imagine being tickled by a Klobb.

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TopicI want a hot mature Spanish girlfriend who works at Starbucks
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 5:48:01 PM
#5
https://youtu.be/1w_XuOBnUAg

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Topicwhen did you realize dis
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 5:25:25 PM
#5
When I heard the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

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TopicDon't ghost people. Grow up and be straightforward with them
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 3:51:02 PM
#124
The tactic here is to piss you off to the point that you react negatively so they have an excuse to not speak to you anymore since you're a negative person.

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TopicReminder: Bully Maguire was always bad news...
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 3:46:05 PM
#2
Reminder: He's gonna put some dirt in your eye.

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TopicOld Neighbor just said "There you are you little shit" to his dog
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 2:53:16 PM
#9
Maybe they were talking to you TC...

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TopicI'm going to Target
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 12:45:14 PM
#14
R1masher posted...
Protip#237

don't wear a red shirt
Why? Won't stop dumb customers from asking them for help.

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TopicFavorite Eeveelution
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:57:57 AM
#53
Wow Jolteon went to holding the lead for awhile to 4th place as of this post.

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TopicWhat will Gamefreak call the black/white remakes?
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:52:14 AM
#42
I recently saw a fitting suggestion in another topic.

Black Knight
White Paladin

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TopicI'm going to Target
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:48:16 AM
#3
What are you going to Target?

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TopicI have the high ground, Charlie Brown.
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:35:41 AM
#31
What is a man, Charlie Brown?

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:19:09 AM
#446
So, so what? I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight, Mr. Bond.

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TopicIt has been ten years and Skyrim is still consistently top 3 on this site.
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 10:13:34 AM
#13
Far-Queue posted...
Power of suggestion:

Do come baaack...

Ya hear that 8 dozen times and it starts echoing in your brain
Yeah I get, oh, a bit of this and a bit of that.

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TopicIt has been ten years and Skyrim is still consistently top 3 on this site.
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 7:13:01 AM
#8
The more important question is, are you a Grey-Mane or a Battle-Born?

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Topic27 y/o Georgia Girl SHOT herself in the VAGINA while doing PORN MOVES! She Hot?
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 7:10:27 AM
#6
Talk about taking a load.....

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TopicIn all honesty, do you fear death/dying?
Smiffwilm
11/26/21 7:08:36 AM
#80
Just the possible suffering part of it.

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TopicThese exist.
Smiffwilm
11/25/21 6:39:45 PM
#7
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Psyduck best one
Psyduck? More like Buffduck.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/25/21 3:13:30 PM
#442
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Bond.

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TopicWhat type of car owners are the worst drivers?
Smiffwilm
11/25/21 10:07:00 AM
#89
Other: the one's I'm not driving myself.

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TopicFavorite Eeveelution
Smiffwilm
11/25/21 12:06:49 AM
#43
Heartomaton posted...
You can't always wait that long, though.

You're an up-and-coming Pokemon Master!

You've got to challenge the Elite Four!

Curbstomp that Eevee!
You can't wait around 4 days? Ok...

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TopicFavorite Eeveelution
Smiffwilm
11/25/21 12:00:48 AM
#39
Heartomaton posted...
There are several legitimate methods.

I once heard of an Eevee evolving into Spectreon on its own by chewing through an extension cord.
Hey, leave in the Pokeball long enough and it just naturally happens........

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TopicDo you remember the seinfeld character, the......spoilers?
Smiffwilm
11/24/21 9:57:47 PM
#2
Uh.... yeah I remember Kramer, but he isn't dead.....

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TopicWhat would you do if you had a million dollars?
Smiffwilm
11/24/21 9:56:21 PM
#9
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich.

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TopicNew Lars From Rock Band Metallica Toilet...
Smiffwilm
11/24/21 9:52:31 PM
#4
Nah, but not for the reasons you think. It just looks too creepy, like it'd come to life while you're using it, wrap it's arms around you and devour you or something.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
Smiffwilm
11/24/21 7:08:21 PM
#432
There's coffee in that nebula, Mr. Bond.

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