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DJquackquack 11/27/21 9:56:18 AM #1:	Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit? ~~Anywhere he wants~~ --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960393207] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit? Anywhere he wants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/27/21 9:58:12 AM #2:	Why did the line cook quit their job? ~~They were panned~~ --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:960393245] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Why did the line cook quit their job? They were panned </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/27/21 9:58:52 AM #3:	What's the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke? A dad joke takes time to become apparent. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:960393251] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke? A dad joke takes time to become apparent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 11/27/21 9:59:27 AM #4:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Why did the line cook quit their job? ~~They were panned~~ https://giphy.com/gifs/doge-breathing-intensifies-Ny0wKKu09ppug --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960393259] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>Why did the line cook quit their job? They were panned </quote>https://giphy.com/gifs/doge-breathing-intensifies-Ny0wKKu09ppug </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/27/21 10:10:34 AM #5:	What did the UN say about the ocean sovereignty treaty? It's a fluid situation --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:960393438] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>What did the UN say about the ocean sovereignty treaty? It's a fluid situation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_HayleyWilliams 11/27/21 10:11:31 AM #6:	How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it. --- hockeybub89 <cite>_HayleyWilliams posted [p:960393452] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 11/27/21 10:12:14 AM #7:	Why do old ladies cover their furniture in plastic? Because they're squirters. --- Chief Keef > your favorite rapper <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:960393464] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Why do old ladies cover their furniture in plastic? Because they're squirters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerMang 11/27/21 10:12:23 AM #8:	A gay man walks backwards into a bar. --- Not changing sig until I decide to change my sig Started: 01-08-11 <cite>PowerMang posted [p:960393471] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>A gay man walks backwards into a bar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/27/21 10:13:35 AM #9:	Why does the PC repairperson lobby the government? Better buses! --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:960393491] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Why does the PC repairperson lobby the government? Better buses! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 11/27/21 10:14:18 AM #10:	What did the cop say to the criminal? ~~Its nice to beat you~~ --- Fire tempers iron and temptation steels the just <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:960393505] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>What did the cop say to the criminal? Its nice to beat you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza-Schuyler 11/27/21 10:14:51 AM #11:	why didnt the muffler go out last night? it was exhausted --- your favorite rat boy he/they (Cayo Costa DA-0803-8117-3931) <cite>Eliza-Schuyler posted [p:960393510] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>why didnt the muffler go out last night? it was exhausted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 11/27/21 10:23:27 AM #12:	I just wrote a whole book on pets. Although I think next time I should use paper instead. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:960393638] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>I just wrote a whole book on pets. Although I think next time I should use paper instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/27/21 10:24:46 AM #13:	I once did stand up at a haunted theater. They boo'd me off the stage. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:960393662] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>I once did stand up at a haunted theater. They boo'd me off the stage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 11/27/21 10:28:57 AM #14:	A giraffe walks into a bar, he looks at the bartender and says "Highballs on me" --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:960393734] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>A giraffe walks into a bar, he looks at the bartender and says "Highballs on me" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/27/21 10:41:01 AM #15:	My wife --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:960393943] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>My wife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 11/27/21 10:56:24 AM #16:	why do they call a factory a plant? ~~because at the end of their shift, people leave~~ --- The Aztecs invented the vacation <cite>toreysback posted [p:960394215] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>why do they call a factory a plant? because at the end of their shift, people leave </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssAssasin69 11/27/21 10:59:59 AM #17:	What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? ~~White fairy tales start off "once upon a time..."~~ ~~Black fairy tales start off "You motherfuckers ain't gon believe this shit!"~~ --- You better watch your butt, man <cite>AssAssasin69 posted [p:960394267] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? White fairy tales start off "once upon a time..." Black fairy tales start off "You motherfuckers ain't gon believe this shit!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/27/21 11:01:50 AM #18:	My Ex-wife still misses me ~~BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!~~ --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960394305] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>My Ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/27/21 11:02:10 AM #19:	I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:960394314] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 11/27/21 11:31:00 AM #20:	Turbam posted... My Ex-wife still misses me ~~BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!~~ You get extra points for Gravity Falls --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960394879] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>My Ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER! </quote>You get extra points for Gravity Falls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/27/21 11:38:10 AM #21:	What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? ~~A Shih Tzu.~~ --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960395060] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? A Shih Tzu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 11/27/21 11:40:58 AM #22:	Smiffwilm posted... What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? ~~A Shih Tzu.~~ --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960395127] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? A Shih Tzu.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/27/21 12:36:12 PM #23:	I had a dream i was swimming in orange soda. Then i realized it was just a Fanta Sea. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:960396433] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>I had a dream i was swimming in orange soda. Then i realized it was just a Fanta Sea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/27/21 1:14:44 PM #24:	Smiffwilm posted... What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? ~~A Shih Tzu.~~ That's a funny one! --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:960397491] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of a zoo features only one particular breed of small dog? A Shih Tzu.</quote> That's a funny one! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 11/28/21 1:42:55 AM #25:	Ryven posted... I had a dream i was swimming in orange soda. Then i realized it was just a Fanta Sea. Lol --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960416285] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>I had a dream i was swimming in orange soda. Then i realized it was just a Fanta Sea.</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 11/28/21 1:48:14 AM #26:	A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs into an old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:960416400] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs into an old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 11/28/21 1:52:31 AM #27:	WilliamPorygon posted... A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs into an old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first." you sir, have just won this topic. Freaking hilarious --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:960416490] in In this to... [t:79782249]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs into an old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first."</quote> you sir, have just won this topic. Freaking hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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